GS3 CLASSICS: Me masturbating

[Methais]

Renowned Lord Methais just arrived.

(Methais takes off his robe and wizard hat.)

(Methais begins masturbating furiously.)

(Methais faps some more and begins to grunt loudly.)

Methais attempts to deliver the money shot!
Methais hurls a stream of jizz at you!
AS: +465 vs DS: +134 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +29 = +393
... and hit for 94 points of damage!
Shot lands directly in your eye! Isn't he the one that's supposed to go blind?
You feel less confident.
Your feeling of resolve vanishes.
You no longer feel good about yourself.
Your self esteem is no more.
Your spirit is broken.

* Methais just delivered the money shot!

Methais appears more calm.

(Methais puts on his robe and wizard hat.)

Methais just left.

[BriarFox]

Pronking gives you 23 coins.

Pronking pats you on the ass.

[LadyLaphrael]

Do you get the group benefits from Side by Side with that?

[Methais]

Do you get the group benefits from Side by Side with that?

No, this was from GS3.

[Androidpk]

I forget, did you always have to rub for that spell to activate or could you just shoot right off the back?

[Fallen]

Still should have used Spirit Strike for greater effect. Girls like it when you're flashy.

[Kitsun]

Should try using it with a Benediction triggered effect; it gives off a pearly white flare.

[Methais]

I forget, did you always have to rub for that spell to activate or could you just shoot right off the back?

I only have to rub for the first few levels after learning it. After that, it was shoot on command.

[nub]

gosh darn ectoplasm in the eye

[thefarmer]

Methais jizz produces emo like effects.

[Celephais]

This was on the test server... in prime it's just a wet noodle.