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JaedenZentalinDeron
03-04-2009, 11:24 PM
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Apprentice Majinfei just arrived.
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Apprentice Majinfei just went west.
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Apprentice Majinfei just arrived.
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[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
The rough-hewn, pointed logs forming the palisade of the town's defensive wall are a constant companion along this route linking sections of Wehnimer's Landing to the bazaar, the square, and the waterfront via the southernmost road.
Also here: Apprentice Majinfei
Obvious paths: east, west.
>'God alert.
The Symbol of Thought begins to burn in your mind and you hear Puffea thinking, "Howdy Lilly"
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You say, "God alert."
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Majinfei clearly says, "hey"
>remove breast
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You work your way out of a leather breastplate with a magnificent drake tooled on the chest.
>prep 401
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense I spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast majin
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You gesture at Majinfei.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Majinfei.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 406
cast majin
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense II spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A bright luminescence surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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The Symbol of Thought begins to burn in your mind and you hear Lillypath thinking, "hi ya kiyune'"
>prep 414
cast majin
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense III spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stance o
You are now in an offensive stance.
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A crier steps in and announces, "Rhandi is now available to answer new adventurers' questions at Silverwood Manor in Wehnimer's Landing. (Use DIR SILVERWOOD to find the way there.)" She then rushes off.
>prep 101
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You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Warding I spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast majin
You gesture at Majinfei.
A light blue glow surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 103
cast majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Defense spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
Majinfei suddenly looks more powerful.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 107
cast majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Warding II spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A deep blue glow surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 120
cast majin
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You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Lesser Shroud spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
Majinfei suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
Majinfei is surrounded by a white light.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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[Wehnimer's, South Ring Rd.]
The rough-hewn, pointed logs forming the palisade of the town's defensive wall are a constant companion along this route linking sections of Wehnimer's Landing to the bazaar, the square, and the waterfront via the southernmost road.
Also here: Apprentice Majinfei
Obvious paths: east, west.
>swap
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Ok.
>at majin
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You swing a closed fist at Majinfei!
AS: +35 vs DS: +172 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +94 = -26
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>l majin
You see Apprentice Majinfei Tekai.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be mature and average height. He has dark-rimmed steel grey eyes and fair skin. He has raggedly cut, unkempt black hair with a white streak running through it. He has an unshaven face, a sloping nose and a grizzled beard.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a gleaming crystal-edged broadsword in his right hand.
He is wearing a reinforced shield, a black cloth backpack, a polished red dreamstone ring, a black leather sheath, a bat-winged black leather helm, some padded black leather boots, a crystal amulet, some glossy black leather, and a silk-lined black velvet cloak.
>'Hoho.
You say, "Hoho."
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The Symbol of Thought begins to burn in your mind and you hear Kiyune thinking, "where you been?"
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Majinfei clearly says, "well thank you"
>'Indeed.
You say, "Indeed."
>'Well, hold on.
You say, "Well, hold on."
prep 150
>You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at majin
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You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
>You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 150
cast at majin
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Wall of Force spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Majinfei.
A wall of force surrounds Majinfei.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'Now you can hunt hobs, or something.
You say, "Now you can hunt hobs, or something."
at majin
>You swing a closed fist at Majinfei!
AS: +35 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +15 = -117
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Majinfei swings a gleaming crystal-edged broadsword at you!
AS: +88 vs DS: +28 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +78 = +174
... and hits for 103 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open your chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
Suddenly there is an uproar, with people screaming, "Murderer! Quickly, someone call for the constable!"
Suddenly the town constable, supported by a sizeable posse, comes riding up!
The constable says, "So dere ya are Majinfei! We've a warrant for yar arrest. Now come 'long quietly or we'll hang ya right where ya stand."
With that, the deputies wrestle Majinfei to the ground, chain him and lift him onto a horse.
Without any hesitation the posse rides off with their prisoner.
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* Jenovadeath just bit the dust!
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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diethx
03-04-2009, 11:28 PM
Okay, now that's funny, hahaha.

Wesley
03-05-2009, 12:52 AM
Haha, this is the funniest log I've seen in a while.

Miscast
03-05-2009, 01:23 AM
:rofl:

Methais
03-05-2009, 02:32 AM
You say, "Now you can hunt hobs, or something."
at majin
>You swing a closed fist at Majinfei!
AS: +35 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +15 = -117
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Majinfei swings a gleaming crystal-edged broadsword at you!
AS: +88 vs DS: +28 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +78 = +174
... and hits for 103 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open your chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!

It seems you have died, my friend.

:rofl:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg

Asha
03-05-2009, 06:12 AM
Mother of god how old is that

JaedenZentalinDeron
03-05-2009, 11:21 AM
GS3 Classic :)

Liberi Fatali
03-05-2009, 01:46 PM
This was in 2003. I remember this, because the kid playing Majinfei went to my high school.

He knew I had no armor on, no shield/sword and no spells, so while I was spelling him up, he jacked up his COL signs (including madness) and raped me.

He had a group of kids he hung out with at school (he was a freshman, I was a senior) and they all came up to me and were laughing. They got a kick out of it.

GEMSTONE RUINED MY HIGH SCHOOL REPUTATION.

NocturnalRob
03-05-2009, 01:50 PM
he jacked up his COL signs (including madness) and raped me.
and still only mustered an AS of 88?

I CALL SHENANIGANS!!

Methais
03-05-2009, 01:52 PM
and still only mustered an AS of 88?

I CALL SHENANIGANS!!

Yeah, that's not exactly possible.

Swords + Smiting + Striking + Madness = 85

Broadsword = +2 I think

Unless he's a non-edged user with a strength bonus of 1 anyway, then it adds up.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-05-2009, 02:04 PM
Master of COL at 1, impressive.

IorakeWarhammer
08-08-2010, 03:29 PM
must bump 4 de lulz u will enjoy

Luftstreitkräfte
07-03-2017, 07:26 PM
lolee

SonoftheNorth
07-03-2017, 07:44 PM
I messaged him on facebook but no reply :(

peam
07-03-2017, 08:11 PM
toobz plz

SonoftheNorth
07-03-2017, 08:25 PM
That was my exact message

IorakeWarhammer
09-05-2018, 04:04 PM
living GOD