Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Wesley]

I just thought up a little game to waste even more time on the forums with my think-maker. If it's dumb feel free not to do it. Okay! Here's the thing. It's like show and tell except it's not like show and tell at all. It's closer to duck duck goose, but not really close at all. Anyway:

Post one picture googled from the intrawebs to demonstrate some trait of or describe the poster above you in some way, then make up one widely believed FACT about them that no one ever knew.

Also, whoever can guess what the title of the thread is a reference to gets positive rep from me.

Okay I'll start!

http://www.dabbledoo.com/ee/images/uploads/gamertell/AnonymousBecause_thumb.jpg

The Player's Corner was founded in 1964 by a team of aerospace engineers trying to beat the Russians in a race to invent the world's largest taco stand. Kranar beat up like fifteen nerds in 1974, DISCO style (like in Mystery Men. In fact, that character was based off of Kranar) in order to secure his place as forum leader. To this day, all profits from the Player's Corner association go towards funding the great taco dream. The Soviet Union may have collapsed, but the tacos remain. FACT.

[SolitareConfinement]

i fail at finding pictures and doing facts but i win at saying things like...


its not a too-MAH!

[Wesley]

its not a too-MAH!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/2/c/f2cf9faf32af1dad63bb701e6d361900.jpg

[waywardgs]

Arnold Schwarzenegger quote. Kindergarten cop.

[diethx]

http://pic.templetons.com/burnpic/burn2/the-man.jpg

waywardgs built that, and all of the people below it are her troupe of bike riding Latino carnies.

[BriarFox]

Arnold Schwarzenegger quote. Kindergarten cop.

My daddy says that boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

[Methais]

http://www.lucasalexander.dk/images/Arnold-Stop-Whining-sizdow.jpg

[Liagala]

http://www.nicefunnyjokes.com/images/visual-jokes/whatever/the-goatse-cloud-formation-cefjgijngijnbdgi.jpg

Methais is the guy in the picture, in the original goatse. True story.

[DCSL]

http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2008/01/large_0126ice01.JPG

Liagala is the leader of the world in ice sculpting. Also, an Asian man. TRUE STORY. He carved that sculpture to be anatomically correct. That's right, boys. All the right holes. TRUE STORY.

[Liagala]

Liagala is the leader of the world in ice sculpting. Also, an Asian man. TRUE STORY. He carved that sculpture to be anatomically correct. That's right, boys. All the right holes. TRUE STORY.

Damn... my secret is out!

[Back]

Wacky game. Only from the mind of Wesley. Even though I am opening myself to all kinds of abuse I’ll play in good spirits.



http://mortenlund.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/martin-s.jpg

DCSL grew up wealthy in Denmark where she had her own chauffeur driven chariot.

[LMingrone]

Back is in the MIT Scuba club. True story.
(GIS search for back)

http://web.mit.edu/scuba-club/www/Images/new_T-shirts_2007/back_graphic.jpg

[TheRoseLady]

I'm apparently retarded. I'm not sure if this image will show up or not.

In case it does, LMingrone moonlights as a model for Bumpits.

https://www.bumpits.com/images/gallery/photo5.jpg
(http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/J0plBT4NZ8IysPBGANkPkA?feat=directlink)

[Ignot]

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This is an actual action shot of The Roselady at an Ohio convention for Asian awareness. It was at this time that she picked what is still to this day the largest booger ever picked from an Asian nose. It was not only the most heavy of boogers but also the longest, breaking two records in one and becoming a unique star in the Asian community. She later appeared on the Ricky Lake show.

[Celephais]

Tisket gets checks from the government and spends them on beer. Mexican beer. Because that is the cheapest kind of beer.
http://www.drunkenfist.com/304/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ignignokt.jpg
FACT.

[Tisket]

You fucker, I had a good one for ignot.

[Celephais]

You fucker, I had a good one for ignot.
Well.. post it, I edited mine.

[Tisket]

Tisket gets checks from the government and spends them on beer. Mexican beer. Because that is the cheapest kind of beer.
http://www.drunkenfist.com/304/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ignignokt.jpg
FACT.

All true.

[Ignot]

You fucker, I had a good one for ignot.
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Tisket, a true humanitarian, set out to save some of the innocent families in Iraq and bring them to the US. She unwittingly assumed she could drive across the sea but she proved skeptics wrong by using her knowledge of the Iraqi people.

"Iraqis can float" she told one news reporter.

Driving from Iraq to the US would have been an amazing accomplishment had a great white shark not eaten all the Iraqis before they made it to landfall.

When the shark came up to Tisket, the sole survivor of the horrible tragedy, she simply punched it in the face and said "Fuck you shark".
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[Tisket]

lmao, you guys have a better imagination than I do.

[Tisket]

I totally want to punch a shark now.

[Celephais]

Fine... you made me edit my other Ignot post and now you're not posting yours?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/kickedterrorist.jpg
^ Ignot. FACT!

[Ignot]

Fine... you made me edit my other Ignot post and now you're not posting yours?

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/kickedterrorist.jpg
^ Ignot. FACT!

I still have a limp. What hurt worse was right after I kicked the terrorist Tisket came out of no where and punched me in the face. As I fell to the ground all I heard was "Fuck you shark".

[Tisket]

I have writers block. The one for ignot was actually pretty lame. I got a couple of funny little stories about me out of it though and I'm all that matters.

[DCSL]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/84/63/total_whore.0.0.0x0.432x584.jpeg

Celephais isn't in this picture but his work is. You can see the red marks on Pam Anderson's boobs, right? That's from when he gave her such a vigorous titfucking that to this day, when she pushes her boobs together, the mark of Celephais is clear. This is the real reason why every man who gets with her dumps her soon after. They just can't live up to the legend writ clear for all to see on her chest.

[Celephais]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/84/63/total_whore.0.0.0x0.432x584.jpeg

Celephais isn't in this picture but his work is. You can see the red marks on Pam Anderson's boobs, right? That's from when he gave her such a vigorous titfucking that to this day, when she pushes her boobs together, the mark of Celephais is clear. This is the real reason why every man who gets with her dumps her soon after. They just can't live up to the legend writ clear for all to see on her chest.
"The mark of Celephais" ... I like it, it's like my stamp of approval. ... want one? (Damn not being able to rep you again)

[Wesley]

http://members.cox.net/drenched/nun_bong.jpg

Celephais was born in 1967, and raised by a cult of pot smoking hippy catholic nuns who refused him his god given right to be breastfed on the basis that breasts were the devil, and nipples his evil minions. When he finally escaped the orphanage in 1998, Celephais set out on a quest to breastfeed from as many breasts as he possibly could to make up for time lost. And that is the story of how the "Post your Boobs" thread was born, even though it was not he who created it. FACT.

[Tisket]

You guys have it ALL wrong. This is Cele circa 2008:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zbathrroomspy.jpg

What you can't tell from the photo though is that the toilet is from a men's room. He has high hopes he can catch another Larry Craig moment on film. Everyone has a hobby and this is Cele's.

[Wesley]

http://zevel.ru/movie/info/pic3/t398.jpg

In 1960, Tisket worked for the circus, where she met a boy who ran away from home to join the circus. She became best friends with the boy and they did an act together. Her favorite hobbies were eating bananas, and throwing poop, which remain her favorite hobbies today. Also, in a previous life she was a dog that got shot because she had the hydrophobia but she actually played a boy dog. The end. By Wesley

Pfft. See what happens when you say I am wrong?! I AM NOT WRONG. NOT EVER! CHIMPY!!!

[Tisket]

hahaha, you win.

[Stanley Burrell]

You guys have it ALL wrong. This is Cele circa 2008:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zbathrroomspy.jpg

What you can't tell from the photo though is that the toilet is from a men's room. He has high hopes he can catch another Larry Craig moment on film. Everyone has a hobby and this is Cele's.

You've got it all wrong.

Cele is actually on the toilet but used his l33t live-action-roleplaying monocle to turn invisible so he could take a gratifying shit without being spied on by Computer Bob.

That guy's name is Computer Bob, or Technician Dan.

Agh, why do I have to leave the house and be productive?

[Tisket]

Agh, why do I have to leave the house and be productive?

I haven't come up with a good story for this picture but there is one in there somewhere and it involves Stanley:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/l355675.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah, Baltimore will do that shit to you.

[Wesley]

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/Stanley.jpg

In medieval times, Stanley made a name for himself as the world's first and still the world's best ever horse-riding pimp. He pimped his hoes to many historical figures, such as Charlemagne, Henry I, William Wallace, Abraham Lincoln, and also Jesus. The end. By Wesley.

[Ignot]

I haven't come up with a good story for this picture but there is one in there somewhere and it involves Stanley:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/l355675.jpg

Stanley waited for days for the Velociraptors waiting in the bushes outside his home to leave. A simple threat caused the Velociraptors to act in haste, waiting outside his home to pounce on him and gangbang him with upmost ferocity. running out of food and hope Stanley decided to make a brave last stand. He quickly ran to his closet and pulled out his mighty Zelda shield and sword. with full health, he ran outside at the raptors blasting them with his mighty sword. Two raptors fell but then Stanley was struck hard by one of the raptors causing his health to drop and he could no longer shoot sword beams from his sword. Surrounded and weakened, Stanley faced three raptors.

Raptor "time for the gangbanging of your life"

Stanley "But I'm a jew."

Raptor "oh...well you can just give us some money and we won't gangbang you"

Stanley thought for a moment contemplating money vs gangbang. The picture clearly illustrates the choice he made. As he lay there defeated and gangbanged he smirks knowing that he has kept his money. He then went inside and ate latkas.

[Tisket]

lmao. With all the dinosaur carnage though I'd think Wesley would have been a better target for that story.

[Wesley]

Wesley does not get gangbanged by velociraptors. HE DOES THE GANGBANGING, by himself. GANG-STYLE.

Also what is gang bang?

[Androidpk]

http://s5.tinypic.com/2poed60.jpg


Long ago dinosaurs ravaged the world, trampling and eating everything in site until His Lordship Wesley arrived to tame the wild beasts. After subduing the dinosaurs in a climactic battle involving UFOs, laser beams, and fuel efficient cars, Wesley was procclaimed leader of the world. All hail Wesley!

[Wesley]

How did I not find that picture before?! You sir, win.

[DCSL]

http://www.crunchwear.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/led-light-glasses.jpg

Androidpk is a longtime student of brainwashing and he recently invented what I am sure will be the penultimate brainwashing tool in the field. These glasses may LOOK harmless, but really, that woman's brain will be fresh, clean, and lemon-scented in under three seconds. That's Androidpk, proud papa of the future of mind control, fitting the specs on her. TRUE STORY.

[TheRoseLady]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2811540137_b533367df3.jpg

DCSL has joined a very special mystery shopping program, one where only drag queens need apply. In an effort to adhere to the dress code, she used her shopping savvy and purchased a used bedspread from one of those heart-shaped bed honeymoon bungalows in the Poconos. DCSL was heard commenting about the luxurious velour like fabric, and how smooth it was against her skin. Her only regret was selecting a wig the color of a cantaloupe.

[Back]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2002/10/images/newstead_abbey_rose_lady_150.jpg

The Rose Lady is rumored to be a ghost but that is just because of a really bad bleach spill by a very clumsy maid who never did the wash right. She acted like her shit didn’t stink regardless. Thus she was known as The Rose Lady.

[MotleyCrew]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/sydneyrox/hot_guy.jpg

Never one to be subtle, Back tried his best to get with the honeys. Experience taught him to bring his trusty blue lunch box filled with hoho's and twinkies.

[Ignot]

Life wasn't always easy for MC. There was a time in her life where she was as carefree as could be and sexual exploration was her guilty pleasure. It started it slow of course, some S & M, then some midget sex, but soon she could not stay away from the inevitable....clown sex.

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She started out as one of the premier clown porn stars of her day. There wasn't a clown porn fan who didn't know the name MC. From films like "Mrs. MC Clown going Down 2" to "Juggling Balls 4" she was the star that clown porn was looking for. But her career would take a turn for the worst.

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Like most clown pornstars she took to the drugs. The drugs ate at her body and not knowing if she was coming or going she took any porn job that came her way. Her money was spent quickly on the drugs and her fame soon began to fade. No longer was she the epitome of clown porn, now she was the sad reality of the end result of drug tainted clown porn.

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Sadly, it only got worse for MC. She was caught giving HJ's in a back alley of a local party store. One of many offenses she would be prosecuted for on her downward spiral. Through all this, MC was able to kick the drug habit, give up clown porn, and is now an upstanding citizen in the Gemstone community, which is some type of text roleplaying game for dorks but there are no clowns it. This is just the story of one part of MC's life....the clown porn part. These are just the facts.

[Back]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a340/sydneyrox/hot_guy.jpg

Never one to be subtle, Back tried his best to get with the honeys. Experience taught him to bring his trusty blue lunch box filled with hoho's and twinkies.

rofl. The way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach!

PS. Thats an Ed Hardy T-shirt accessorized with Ed Hardy frames.

[Androidpk]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2ijnc04.jpg

Nobody tells Back he can't drink. Nobody.

[Wesley]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/209/91981045jy0.png

Androidpk is a real android, except by android, I mean robot, and by robot, I mean he is the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future. He had a few spots on a popular cartoon a few years back, then faded from the public eye forever as the cartoon became unpopular, and released a festering turd of a movie: for theatres. He now he spends his days telling the story of the ten thousand year old war between robotic turkeys and the antichrist on the PC. He spends his nights with a box of tissues, and a bottle of whiskey. He uses the whiskey for lube, because he is just that badass.

Also, Robots are almost as cool as dinosaurs. ALMOST. Especially robot dinosaurs.

[ViridianAsp]

http://www.devildead.com/godzilla/godzillavsmechagodzilla003.jpg

Wesley is MECHAGODZILLA.

He loves dinosaurs, because obviously he longs to be a real one. He hates that Godzilla has abandoned his docile dinosaur ways and chose a life of violence.

To rid the world of Godzilla he becomes the total bad ass mechagodzilla who shoots lazers from his eyes.

http://www.devildead.com/godzilla/godzillavsmechagodzilla09.jpg

He continues to thwart Godzilla, whenever Godzilla gets uppity.

[Androidpk]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2z7na0z.jpg

Bubbauno had been working his entire life accumulating wealth in the lands of Elanthia until age caught up with him and he decided to retire. Upset at their fathers loss of income his four sons became distraught as they knew their life styles would take a turn for the worse, they might even have to get jobs now. Holding an impromptu intervention full of finger pointing and scalp massaging, the four sons made Bubbauno feel so guilty for the way his riches mutated his sons into leeches that he sold them all to an underground male prostitution ring.

[Paradii]

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/random-lead-eie.jpg


While AndroidPK was unable to sell the basket of turtles that he inherited from his long lost grandfather Lord Van DroidPK, he was able to raise enough money through his adept skill of needlecraft to buy a desperately needed air conditioner frame to keep his current air conditioner from falling out of the window.

[ElvenFury]

Paradii grew up on a small farm in Romania, before eventually running away and joining the circus. For 10 years he shoveled elephant shit. Not because he couldn't get promoted, but because he claimed that he liked the smell. Eventually he was caught fooling around with the circus owner's belly-dancing daughters and was expelled, never to see his carnie love babies again. Sadly, it is a traumatic experience that leaves him emotionally devestated to this very day.
http://www.heavyhips.net/heavy%20hips%20root%20images/goof2.jpg

[Back]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/04/article-1091708-02B22B9E000005DC-828_468x356_popup.jpg

Daily Mail Exclusive: Christmas Tragedy 2008
Reported by Fanny Coldbottom

Its was Christmas morning when a gruesome tragedy struck one of Father Christmas’ own. At the corner of Periwinkle and Blimey streets, just outside of the Come Back Inn where Father Christmas had scheduled a wrapping party for his staff, a mix of gaiety and drink resulted in a terrible accident. Assured Security quickly cordoned off the grisly scene.

Video transcript follows:

::the sounds of sirens, commotion and shouting::

Assured Security Phone 1 (left hand): ::scratch:: Cor... this buggers seen better days... ::scratch::

Assured Security Phone 2 (right hand): ::scratch:: Found a big bit over here. SCREECH Mum could make a nice stew out of this. ::scratch::

Assured Security (pictured shouting off camera): Shut it you two!

Fanny Coldbottom (reporting): Crikey what a bloody mess.

Camera Man 2 (Basil Crinklepants): Out o the way yer dumb cow yer blockin me shot!

Elvenfury: Bloody wanker jumped out in front of me lorry wifout ’is blinker on!!!