Stupid shit...

[Edaarin]

Okay, post stupid things you did here.

Last night, I was doing crunches in bed with a weight. I lied back between sets, and I guess I passed out. With the weight still on my chest. I woke up at around 5 am sore as a mo fo, and the outline of the plate imprinted on my chest.

[Sakkat]

Just lit the wrong end of my cigarette. Broke down and bought a pack of Pall Mall's.

[Ambrosia]

Fell in love...

[Sakkat]

Originally posted by Ambrosia
Fell in love...

thats too bad

[Overlord]

Refer To http://terni.lunarpages.com/~gsplay2/forum/viewthread.php?tid=4534

2 inches from killing myself and quite possibly destroying a 1 ton relic.

[Sakkat]

Originally posted by Overlord
Refer To http://terni.lunarpages.com/~gsplay2/forum/viewthread.php?tid=4534

2 inches from killing myself and quite possibly destroying a 1 ton relic.

oh yea, top of that explains me not paying attention and looking both ways before walking into a crosswalk

[Drew2]

I'm repeating the past, setting myself up for a big fall.

And this time, it's not academic.

[Nakiro]

Died because I wasn't wearing my armor. Twice. Before I realized I wasn't wearing my armor.

[Drew2]

ROFL :lol:

[Sakkat]

>
* The death cry of Nakiro echoes in your mind!
>

armor again? :grin:

[Nakiro]

Encumberence and fear. Finally going to sell off my shitload of aivren gizzards.

[Sakkat]

gibblets?:roll:

[Nakiro]

what?

[Sakkat]

giblet* = gizzard

[Nakiro]

You ask Dakris to appraise the contents of a translucent spidersilk backpack.
Dakris takes the spidersilk backpack and inspects the contents carefully before saying, "There are 7 items that I do not deal with at all. I did find 43 items that I'll give you 268876 silver for, if you want to sell."
Dakris then returns a translucent spidersilk backpack to you.

Almost enough to pay for all my lost deeds :tumble:

Plus like 50k from the gemshop.

[Mint]

I never do anything stupid, but I saw something stupid tonight. Woman running to catch bus, crossing 4 lanes of heavy traffic against the light....pushing a baby carriage.

I didn't know whether to post this in the stupid broads thread or here.

[Sakkat]

here seems like a good place

[DianaBanana]

I asked a guy out and got really meek and quiet when I did it. Normally I'm loud and obnoxious. Oy vey.

[Latrinsorm]

Go over to the commons to eat breakfast, realize I left my ID in my room, which we have to show to get food (for free). Ok, I says, I'll just go back in.... oops, the dorm requires an ID swipe too. Le sigh.

[Zeyrin]

I had a friend drive me home one night after a night of heavy drinking and he parked me and my car outside my house. I got out sometime in the night and went to bed. The next morning, my car stereo was playing with the doors locked. Bad thing was, my spare keys were out of state. DOH!!!

[Overlord]

Originally posted by Nakiro
Died because I wasn't wearing my armor. Twice. Before I realized I wasn't wearing my armor.

I did that three times in the inner ward in varunar. Wasn't wearing my hauberk, yet had no problems killing and subduing the enemy....although the damn skelletal lords popped my neck or chest every damn time for a stupid death crit. Took me going back to town to resume guild training before i realised

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Nakiro
You ask Dakris to appraise the contents of a translucent spidersilk backpack.
Dakris takes the spidersilk backpack and inspects the contents carefully before saying, "There are 7 items that I do not deal with at all. I did find 43 items that I'll give you 268876 silver for, if you want to sell."
Dakris then returns a translucent spidersilk backpack to you.

Almost enough to pay for all my lost deeds :tumble:

Plus like 50k from the gemshop.

LOL... talk about ignorance having a price...

I could by over 150 deeds with that coin.

[Bobmuhthol]

Anyone could. 218 of them.

[Overlord]

Well some people don't know about these secrets obviously, so let them remain hidden damn it

[Bobmuhthol]

I think Falgrin is talking about dwarf-cut rubies, which are far from a secret. One word: Noob.