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Clove
02-26-2009, 07:27 AM
"Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: curiosity." - Jim Morrison

Parkbandit
02-26-2009, 08:30 AM
Back in "the day" before the Internetwebz4secks... I worked at a Holiday Inn and we had this amazing machine called the Holidex. You typed out a message and it would send that message to the hotel you picked and POOF! 10 minutes later, it would magically print out the message on their printer!!

I hooked up twice by that magical machine.

Alfster
02-26-2009, 08:31 AM
Was he worth it?

Parkbandit
02-26-2009, 08:45 AM
Was he worth it?


Stop projecting.

Of the two girls, one was.. one was not.

Asha
02-26-2009, 08:59 AM
The local option. So I'd say about 10 miles is the furthest I've been that I can remember for sex via interwebs.
Couple of times I thought it would have been thousands of miles but that never worked out.

Arkans came to me but I can't put that because I didn't travel did I.

Liagala
02-26-2009, 01:51 PM
There are nowhere near enough "No, but I've sent pictures of my penis to Liagala" votes. Just sayin'

Trouble
02-26-2009, 01:57 PM
If facilitating an additional hookup at a Simucon/Vegascon counts, then yes. I would have gone to the 'cons anyway so I'm not sure if it counts for the intent of the poll.

droit
02-26-2009, 02:23 PM
To this day, I've never met anyone from the internet in person. It still blows my mind whenever I finally see pictures of the people I've known for years via intertube communication.

Clove
02-26-2009, 03:31 PM
If facilitating an additional hookup at a Simucon/Vegascon counts, then yes. I would have gone to the 'cons anyway so I'm not sure if it counts for the intent of the poll.I'll lay down an arbritary ruling here. It doesn't matter if travelling out of state was for the sole purpose of intermural bedroom sports or if you had additional reasons (for travelling). All that matters is you:

Travelled out of state
Met someone you knew on the internet while there
Did the nasty with that person

Some Rogue
02-26-2009, 03:33 PM
Does it still count if the state line is only 30 miles or so from where you live??

Clove
02-26-2009, 03:51 PM
Does it still count if the state line is only 30 miles or so from where you live??Hey man I subscribe to the KISS philosophy. I know some of you folks live on borders or in small states- but that's the breaks. A two hour drive will take me to 3 different states but you don't see me bitchin' :D

g++
02-26-2009, 03:54 PM
Why dont you go ahead and just have a seat right over there?

SHAFT
02-26-2009, 04:05 PM
I'd say an hour and a half drive is the most I'd make. Too many people locally to have to leave the state.

Clove
02-26-2009, 04:21 PM
I'd say an hour and a half drive is the most I'd make. Too many people locally to have to leave the state.Like I said I'm not going to come up with a complicated definition of local. In-state=local. Out of state=not-local.

I don't care if it's convenient, easy and quick for you to go to another state. Hey if you've got your own jet it's convenient and easy for you to fly anywhere. If you live near a national border it might be convenient and easy to hookup in another country!

For this poll's purposes: If you left your state it counts. If you didn't leave your state it's local.

Some Rogue
02-26-2009, 04:36 PM
I PLEAD THE FIFTH.

CrystalTears
02-26-2009, 04:37 PM
I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
You mean the fifth option? Yeah we know you sent Lia your pic. Perv. :D

Some Rogue
02-26-2009, 04:47 PM
You mean the fifth option? Yeah we know you sent Lia your pic. Perv. :D
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/mothershipcatxo7.jpg

BigWorm
02-26-2009, 04:48 PM
To this day, I've never met anyone from the internet in person. It still blows my mind whenever I finally see pictures of the people I've known for years via intertube communication.

Hopefully Belnia let you know her player's name is Adam before you propositioned her for cyber sex. Although, I'm not so sure he would have turned you down ;)

MotleyCrew
02-26-2009, 05:09 PM
If you live near a national border it might be convenient and easy to hookup in another country!

Been there, done that. :yes:

Stanley Burrell
02-26-2009, 05:20 PM
All I have to say is:

GemStone, godammit.

DeV
02-26-2009, 05:26 PM
Yeah... it's how I earned my first frequent flyer miles.

Back
02-26-2009, 05:30 PM
I was almost sure I had... but no, I have not crossed state lines for an on line booty call. Not that I think its a bad thing... because I have had a woman cross state lines to get a piece of this. I’m such a filthy whore.

Some Rogue
02-26-2009, 05:49 PM
I'm just looking for a three way and figured I'd give this a shot.

k

Wesley
02-26-2009, 06:16 PM
http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/Wesleysuperman.jpg

Androidpk
02-26-2009, 06:20 PM
That must have been a hot pussy if you shot your gun off halfway to go see it.

Proxy
02-26-2009, 07:13 PM
No, but I've had sex locally with people I've met online.

Rather have sex with a women I met on line then one I met at some yuppy bar, dive, or pool hall. However, your not going to catch me running the globe for tail. Thats just a waste of gas.

diethx
02-26-2009, 07:17 PM
I voted for other, but the answer is probably closer to yes.

Proxy
02-26-2009, 07:19 PM
I voted for other, but the answer is probably closer to yes.

hussy

Clove
02-26-2009, 09:47 PM
Yeah... it's how I earned my first frequent flyer miles.There's so much I want to say about that... but not here. Ever been to Connecticut DeV? I'll whisper it in your ear :P

Clove
02-26-2009, 09:49 PM
I voted for other, but the answer is probably closer to yes.Closer? You mean you did it on the state line or something?

CrystalTears
02-26-2009, 09:50 PM
I voted for other, but the answer is probably closer to yes.
That's what happens when you mix drinking and cross country skiing I guess.

Clove
02-26-2009, 09:53 PM
LOL. SomeRogue- stay the fuck away from my private, private thoughts.

LMingrone
02-26-2009, 09:56 PM
Yes, 9 years ago. It was only CT-Boston, so it wasn't that bad. And now my dumb ass is engaged to the same girl. Only took me 9 years to drop the bomb.

There might be a few others, but my crazy bitch may be keylogging me. So, yeah.

aesir
02-26-2009, 09:56 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eVsEXMhjaRI/SG9125ZMzVI/AAAAAAAABEk/KU0X4cQKZDg/s320/chrishansens.jpg

Why don't you have a seat right here...

LMingrone
02-26-2009, 10:02 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eVsEXMhjaRI/SG9125ZMzVI/AAAAAAAABEk/KU0X4cQKZDg/s320/chrishansens.jpg

Why don't you have a seat right here...

What's that in response to? Or are you just someone that just throws random internet memes around?

Back
02-26-2009, 10:08 PM
That's what happens when you mix drinking and cross country skiing I guess.

That does not sound like a bad idea. But bad bad diethx anyway! You should be ashamed.

diethx
02-26-2009, 10:09 PM
Closer? You mean you did it on the state line or something?

Nah, but I did once mess around in a car on the Indiana-Michigan border!

Androidpk
02-27-2009, 12:03 AM
What's that in response to? Or are you just someone that just throws random internet memes around?

He's the guy on that tv show To Catch a Predator.

Merala
02-27-2009, 12:12 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/mothershipcatxo7.jpg

I laughed at that picture so hard, I drooled on myself...

Daniel
02-27-2009, 01:12 AM
If you live near a national border it might be convenient and easy to hookup in another country!




I did this when I was like 19.

TheRunt
02-27-2009, 10:12 AM
I had the chance to but work and life fucked me over. I wasn't going so much for the pussy but for a free stay in New Orleans and a guide during mardi gras. By the time it rolled around the next year I had lost contact with the girl. :tissue:

Farn
02-27-2009, 11:31 AM
I flew a few states over to meet the girl who is now my wife. We eloped over there. Needless to say, sex was had.

I hope it wasn't one of those states someone mentioned in the Obama/UN thread. I'd feel like a fugitive.

Tsa`ah
02-27-2009, 11:33 AM
There are nowhere near enough "No, but I've sent pictures of my penis to Liagala" votes. Just sayin'

That's called "Solkerned".

Killer Kitten
02-27-2009, 12:09 PM
And Sean2 never thanked me for the boobie pictures!!!

Wesley
02-27-2009, 12:12 PM
And Sean2 never thanked me for the boobie pictures!!!

There are many cats in your avatar.

Killer Kitten
02-27-2009, 12:15 PM
There are many cats in your avatar.

You should see my shop!

As Cheech Marin would say, "Poo-say! Poo-say! Poo-say!"

Wesley
02-27-2009, 12:20 PM
As Cheech Marin would say, "Poo-say! Poo-say! Poo-say!"

Cheech Marin! (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/4682/sounds/scrotum.wav)

Killer Kitten
02-27-2009, 12:28 PM
You made me spit soda all over the laptop, and all of the cats have fled in terror.

http://www.imeem.com/people/0wDzBd/music/wAWQZCwX/cheech-marin-pussy-speech/

SHAFT
02-27-2009, 01:47 PM
I've always believed in never getting involved with a woman who has more than one cat. Think about it.

Killer Kitten
02-28-2009, 11:37 AM
I've always believed in never getting involved with a woman who has more than one cat. Think about it.

I find that whenever I say "never" I'm usually proven wrong.