What set of religious/spiritual beliefs did you follow as a kid/teenager

[Stanley Burrell]

So that I can proclaim my Jewry for Clove :heart:

If you didn't follow any set of religious/spiritual beliefs as a kid/teenager, or a set I haven't listed, then vote for the "None" option by not voting. Sorry.

[diethx]

You forgot a none option.

[Back]

Zen Buddhist.

[diethx]

Well, I vote for none.

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, I vote for none.

This is the 11th poll option I can't make now. Bah.

[Back]

Uhh, I had a bris but it was in the hospital and no family or friends were invited to hear me scream. Does that make me a jew?

[Methais]

I worshipped myself, because I'm that awesome.

[Stanley Burrell]

Uhh, I had a bris but it was in the hospital and no family or friends were invited to hear me scream. Does that make me a jew?

I don't know what you are, Backlash, but if your parent's/parents'/neighborhood/time and place/statue of self-worshipping baby Methais had it that you practiced Judaism as a kid, first and foremost, then sure.

Also, I'm making another poll, for diethx, because she's a cutey.

[Back]

I want my foreskin back if I’m not chosen, damnit! Er, on second thought, not really. Oh well, I always liked the smell of pine.

Methias is worship worthy and diethx can be a cutey when she wants to be.

[diethx]

I don't know what you are, Backlash, but if your parent's/parents'/neighborhood/time and place/statue of self-worshipping baby Methais had it that you practiced Judaism as a kid, first and foremost, then sure.

Also, I'm making another poll, for diethx, because she's a cutey.

I had to vote yes on your other poll. I was raised with it but I didn't follow it.

[Ignot]

GO JEWS!

[Back]

Was orthodox jew really necessary? What orthodox anyone uses the internets?

Except this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APPJHQXFylU

[diethx]

Heh, orthodox Jews don't shun technology. Even the Amish these days have websites (look at the restaurant TRL goes to).

[Stanley Burrell]

What orthodox anyone uses the internets?

Definitely the Greek Orthodox (all I could come up with in my tiny brain.)

[pmauddib]

Jehovah's witness......
Cons: yea I'm fucked in the head for life.
Pros: moral as can be, even though I am agnostic now.

[Ignot]

Was orthodox jew really necessary? What orthodox anyone uses the internets?

Except this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APPJHQXFylU

They just can't use it on the Sabbath you ignorant nazi!

[Methais]

Was orthodox jew really necessary? What orthodox anyone uses the internets?

Except this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APPJHQXFylU

Is that PrideOfNigeria guy in the comments for real? Or at least the things he's quoting from the jew bible or whatever it is?



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To further prove my point.. They whine and moan about the Holocaust.. American is paying them billions in reparations yearly for a crime they didnt commit.. It comes out of you guys taxes also.. The Jews are a nasty race with nasty moral values.. No better than the Nazi's.. Look at all they have displayed in the last 60 years.. Exploitation in Africa, The theft of Palastine.. The genocide of the palistinians still going on.. Who the hell are you defending ? This is their way of life
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'' because you neglected my nakedness, they shall go naked, and their male members shall be shamefully elongated! Men of this race are called Negroes, their forefather Canaan commanded them to love theft and fornication, to be banded together in hatred of their master and never to tell the truth.''

Now this is a text from what is modernly called by Jew's '' Their most holy of books''.. This is a central value of the Jewish community ''BY SPIRIT'' they deserve to be hated
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'' Now I cannot beget the fourth son whose children I would have ordered to serve you and your brothers! Therefore it must be Canaan, your first born, whom they enslave. And since you have disabled medoing ugly things in blackness of night, Canaan's children shall be born ugly and black!, Moreover, because you twisted your head around to see my nakedness,your grandchildrens hair shall be twisted into kinks, and their eyes red; again because your lips jested at my misfortune, theirs shall swell;
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You made the mistake of judging before asking.. Jews should be rightfully hated.. Unlike you i've not got ''POLITICAL CORRECTNESS'' judged up my ass.. I actually learn about peoples ''CREED'' before I judge them and the Jews are SPIRITUALLY EVIL.. They have the sole belief that they are superior to anyone outside their bloodline.. and are EXTREAMLY racist towards Black people.. I will cite a sole text from the torah to prove my point further..

etc.

[diethx]

Is that PrideOfNigeria guy in the comments for real? Or at least the things he's quoting from the jew bible or whatever it is?



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LOL, that is hilarious. Didn't you know every jew was racist against black people? SPIRITUALLY EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Methais]

LOL, that is hilarious. Didn't you know every jew was racist against black people? SPIRITUALLY EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

http://www.rawpostproduction.ro/black-power-pin.jpg

[MotleyCrew]

Catholic highschool with uniforms and everything....:devilsmile:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My dad was agnostic. My mother was Christian. After my mother died, my dad figured she forfeited her rights to influencing our spirituality and therefore his agnostic beliefs probably had the most influence on me and my brothers.

[Clove]

You forgot a none option.Naw, we just don't care about you heathens. Not every poll applies to every poster :P.

[Clove]

Catholic highschool with uniforms and everything....:devilsmile:Loved those plaid skirts (and that was just the boys).

[diethx]

Naw, we just don't care about you heathens. Not every poll applies to every poster :P.

WELL THEY SHOULD!!!

[TheEschaton]

'' because you neglected my nakedness, they shall go naked, and their male members shall be shamefully elongated! Men of this race are called Negroes, their forefather Canaan commanded them to love theft and fornication, to be banded together in hatred of their master and never to tell the truth.''

Wait, so if I mock naked people, I can get a bigger dick?

-TheE-

[Clove]

Wait, so if I mock naked people, I can get a bigger dick?

-TheE-Well. It can't get any smaller. Natch!

[Wesley]

They just can't use it on the Sabbath you ignorant nazi!

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

http://yourseosucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/walter-sobchak-shomer-shabbos.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Wesley.

Post a link to a Christian Scientist forum debating the existence of dinosaurs. Go!

[Wesley]

Wesley.

Talk about dinosaurs and religion. Go!

Tempting, but there is little need, for it has already been done by these christian scientists on another forum.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/religion-philosophy/150019-dinosaurs.html

[TheEschaton]

Well. It can't get any smaller. Natch!


daaaaaaaaaaaaayum son, those are shiv-you-in-the-shower words.

[ElanthianSiren]

Roman Catholic til age 7 (that's right -- rowwwwwwwwww ya bastards)

[TheEschaton]

To answer the question, I was Roman Catholic til I was about 13, then did a lot of acid, meth, and other fun things, and followed an academic form of Satanism til about 17 (not the sacrificing animals and wearing all black bullshit). Then I was agnostic til about 20, at which point I chose to be Catholic again.

[Gan]

Actually, I worshiped at the altar of Friday night lights, beer, and pooty tang when I was a kid (high school age).

[joehollywood]

http://www.city-data.com/forum/religion-philosophy/150019-dinosaurs.html

You know, the funniest thing about that thread, is the fact that it goes for 11 pages on a religeous set of boards...

And that question 2 "did moses put them on the ark"...never gets answered.

I mean is it that hard to say hey, dipwad, NOAH built the ark...so NO Moses had nothing to do with it

[Wesley]

You know, the funniest thing about that thread, is the fact that it goes for 11 pages on a religeous set of boards...

And that question 2 "did moses put them on the ark"...never gets answered.

I mean is it that hard to say hey, dipwad, NOAH built the ark...so NO Moses had nothing to do with it

I didn't read through the whole thing, but there was one guy on the first or second page who stated that carbon dating was wrong, citing that the only reason we believe it is correct was because it was what we were told to believe.

Sounds...oddly like something else I was supposed to believe just because I was told to believe it...but...I can't put my finger on it.

Edit: it was something like that anyway. I don't remember exactly, but it struck me as funny.