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[ElanthianSiren]

Okay, so I have to go to a wedding, and I'll probably be wearing a strapless dress. Anyone know where to buy GOOD quality strapless bras (or any bras); please no victoria's secret. I'm not fond of their crap.

ps. I thought there was a thread about this, but I guess I was wrong. Commence please.

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If you really want to make a statement and garner attention wear this.

http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/handbra-thumb-375x298-17335.jpg

[ElanthianSiren]

ROFL it's not strapless, but the wedding will be summer in Napa, so I just might see something like that.

[Ignot]

Anyone know where to buy GOOD quality strapless bras (or any bras)

Will my hands do?

[Stanley Burrell]

You could glue seashells to your nipples and then come out of a giant clamshell like The Venus. Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" would play on the chapel organs. The wedding would be under water too.

So yes, Mel, "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel was a bit too inspiring to me.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I posted this in the Topless thread.. but I'll re-post here!

http://www.bravissimo.com/
http://www.barenecessities.com/
http://www.freyalingerie.co.uk/ (European company so higher shipping cost)
http://www.figleaves.com/us/home.asp (be sure to check clearance)
http://www.bonprixsecure.com/uk/home.htm

A lot of these are geared towards bustier women, but I've found very good quality.

With strapless dresses I usually wear a corset to keep the girls in place.

[AnticorRifling]

With strapless dresses I usually wear a corset to keep the girls in place. So does Rob.

[Drakefang]

I posted this in the Topless thread.. but I'll re-post here!

A lot of these are geared towards bustier women, but I've found very good quality.

With strapless dresses I usually wear a corset to keep the girls in place.

Oh yum....feel free to post more in the topless thread, too. :wink:


So does Rob.

Yeah cause that flat runners' no chest (it may even be concave) he has needs support.

[iJin]

Push up bras are the best.



Edit: Oh, and those black lacy ones. :D

[Tsa`ah]

Yet another use for duct tape.

[Drakefang]

Push up bras are the best.



Edit: Oh, and those black lacy ones. :D

I am feeling so teased right now.

[DCSL]

I own two strapless bras but I hate them and wear them only under duress. Maybe I, too, have just never found a good one? I prefer to wear a corset under strapless dresses for formal events. I'm like, one third Nikki's size, heh, but it still feels more secure to wear a corset.

[Ignot]

I'm like, one third Nikki's size.

that's still pretty big.

[diethx]

Yeah I think she meant more like, 1/5th Nikki's size. haha

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, I've heard from pretty much all bust sizes that corsets are the way to go under strapless dresses. One of my best friends is really flat and even she prefers to feel/shape from a corset to a strapless bra. I think corsets are truly universal.

[Drakefang]

They probably cost more than a strapless bra does, too (just guessing). Can you even lace one of those up by yourself? Just mentioning the little things that one must consider when buying underthings. I mean is that sort of thing worth it for one wedding? I'm curious...how many of you ladies own one? It's just a hunch, but I can't say I really believe I've met someone wearing one before (not that I know the telltale signs of corset use).

Take pics of the process getting into and out of it...PM me with them when you finish....please.

[Wesley]

You could glue seashells to your nipples and then come out of a giant clamshell like The Venus. Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" would play on the chapel organs. The wedding would be under water too.

So yes, Mel, "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel was a bit too inspiring to me.

Or just forget the seashells. Uma Thurman is hot.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6638/umathurmangoddessbqc5.jpg

[MotleyCrew]

http://slalu.com/images/funny-bra.jpg

[Gan]

OUCH!
http://img.nattawat.org/images/e21qfz92t4ihr2ii65wp.jpg


OINK!
http://img.nattawat.org/images/pl7613sc5he8jkp2t6x.jpg

[Celephais]

I'd give her a bacon explosion.

[Gan]

I wonder if she prefers her steak, bacon wrapped?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

They probably cost more than a strapless bra does, too (just guessing). Can you even lace one of those up by yourself? Just mentioning the little things that one must consider when buying underthings. I mean is that sort of thing worth it for one wedding? I'm curious...how many of you ladies own one? It's just a hunch, but I can't say I really believe I've met someone wearing one before (not that I know the telltale signs of corset use).

Take pics of the process getting into and out of it...PM me with them when you finish....please.

My bras cost about the same my corset cost me to make.. also, I've never had someone come up to me and say, "excuse me, are you wearing a corset?". A lot of people who do waist-training wear corsets day in and day out and are never noticed. The only tell-tale sign is mostly "Wow she has a tiny waist".

And yes, you can lace them up yourself. You start with it unlaced to the point that it's comfortable to secure it on via the buttons/hooks. Then you work from the middle up and the middle down on the laces as evenly as possible and keep progressively tightening it, moving around between each tightening to make sure you can move comfortably in it. Then when you have it tightened to where you want it, tie off the laces into bows and tuck them into the bottom of the corset. Obviously, it requires a tiny bit of flexibility but by no means acrobatic/contortionist skill.

Frankly, I despise strapless bras. I don't think they ever truly support the way a strapped bra does and their only real purpose is to prevent the wearer from nipping through thin fabrics.

[Drakefang]

Frankly, I despise strapless bras. I don't think they ever truly support the way a strapped bra does and their only real purpose is to prevent the wearer from nipping through thin fabrics.

But, I thought that was the whole point of thin fabrics...now I am just confused. :help: Accepting thin fabric nipping pics for verification.

[ElanthianSiren]

I actually own quite a few corsets (steel bone kind). I'm not fond of how large they make your hips look unfortunately (I'm hip phobic), but I can definitely try that. The lines of the dress I'll be wearing are pretty clean, but it's silk, so I'd also have to worry about any of those telltale crease lines corsets leave in clothing.

Also, my boyfriend would lace it for me. He better... anyway.

Finally, quit posting pictures of bras with straps. Fuck, who can't tell the difference between a strapless and strapped bra? You have to be pretty thick.

[ElanthianSiren]

ps I prefer steak, if I'm going to eat it, rare and bleeding with nothing but a good dose of sea salt rubbed into all the little crevices.

[thefarmer]

ps.. if I'm going to eat it, rare and bleeding with nothing but a good dose of sea salt rubbed into all the little crevices.

Fixed because it's early and it was amusing.

[ElanthianSiren]

Fixed because it's early and it was amusing.

it was probably meant to be.

[Parkbandit]

ps I prefer steak, if I'm going to eat it, rare and bleeding with nothing but a good dose of sea salt rubbed into all the little crevices.

I saw a show on how they make sea salt. Damn.. I thought it would be more.. sanitary.. than that.

[ElanthianSiren]

C'mon now PB. The best things in life are unsanitary and great for new piercings too and as a meat rub!

[thefarmer]

I saw a show on how they make sea salt. Damn.. I thought it would be more.. sanitary.. than that.

How did you guys get salt in the dark ages? I don't remember sanitation being that big of a deal back then...

[ViridianAsp]

C'mon now PB. The best things in life are unsanitary and great for new piercings too and as a meat rub!

uhg, you put salt on your piercings? I'm sorry, I'm not pierced everywhere, so it isn't like I know about these things... but uhm doesn't it hurt to rub salt in it? ... It has to hurt.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yet another use for duct tape.

Actually now that you mention that... they make like these sticky cup holders for each breast so you can basically go without a bra to prom and weddings using those.

Fuck if I know what they're called or where to get them however.

[Stanley Burrell]

Or just forget the seashells. Uma Thurman is hot.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6638/umathurmangoddessbqc5.jpg

I don't even think you realize how many cool points you score by image-linking The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Can I like, dress up as a dinosaur and be your humble manservant for the rest of my life, Wes'?

[CrystalTears]

Actually now that you mention that... they make like these sticky cup holders for each breast so you can basically go without a bra to prom and weddings using those.

Fuck if I know what they're called or where to get them however.
IMO, if stickers can hold up your breasts, chances are you don't need the stickers in the first place.

[iJin]

IMO, if stickers can hold up your breasts, chances are you don't need the stickers in the first place.

QFT

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

uhg, you put salt on your piercings? I'm sorry, I'm not pierced everywhere, so it isn't like I know about these things... but uhm doesn't it hurt to rub salt in it? ... It has to hurt.

sea salt soaks.

You dissolve sea salt in warm water, put it in a cup and hold it over your piercing for like 5-10 minutes. Makes healing quicker and is very soothing feeling. Salt water is one of the best things you can put on any open wound!

[Fallen]

You know what else is good for you? Not putting holes in yourself. It does god damn wonders.

[ViridianAsp]

sea salt soaks.

You dissolve sea salt in warm water, put it in a cup and hold it over your piercing for like 5-10 minutes. Makes healing quicker and is very soothing feeling. Salt water is one of the best things you can put on any open wound!



Well, I know the trick with rinsing out your mouth with salt water. But honestly, I've had my ears pierced a couple of times and even using the solution on them hurts like a bitch, but I guess I'm just really sensitive.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You know what else is good for you? Not putting holes in yourself. It does god damn wonders.

False.