Dinosaurs Suck

[Prince Humperdinck]

Proof:



http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif

[Celephais]

You know something? YOU SUCK

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc126/zryan79/BILLY_MADISON-1.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Dinosaurs Suck

I would not say such things if I were you.

[Ignot]

Proof:



http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif

Why? Becauase he is black? You racist.

[Stanley Burrell]

Why? Becauase he is black? You racist.

Random JPEG:

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/1236460/AYL-00084240085.jpg

[Mtenda]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Anybody-want-a-peanut--the-princess-bride-53263_365_788.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

If we could get Wesley, Prince Humerpdinck, and maybe Andre the Giant, Mandy Potamkin and two or five other characters arguing about dinosaurs, I would spooge my pantaloons.

[iJin]

Oh no he didn't

[diethx]

I foresee epicness in this thread.

[Wesley]

OH NO HE DI'INT!

What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?

It's a walk off everybody! Walk off!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/38504/walkoff_medium.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLOHdC--u1I&feature=related


(also the OP and responses here thus far are so fucking win)

[Drew]

Jim Halpert: Ok, when I was seven my dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York. And we looked at fossils all day. At the end of the day he got me a little, plastic triceratops. It was awesome.

Dwight Schrute: That's cool. Hey you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed!

Jim Halpert: Didn't see that one coming.

[Wesley]

Also, proof that dinosaurs are awesome!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSPBN-CPuO8/SKeuLrDCQWI/AAAAAAAACvc/AiPV4ZdtpAY/s320/godiegogo.jpg
Pictured above: Dinosaur rescues Mexican child from being sold into slavery in Europe because he is badass and used to work for the CIA but the mexican child did not like him at first but now he does because he is so badass. Also the dinosaur is played by Liam Neeson.

[Ravenstorm]

http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus.jpg

[crazymage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNeAINi9omo

FRED SAVAGE DISAGREES WITH YOU.

[Wesley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNeAINi9omo

FRED SAVAGE DISAGREES WITH YOU.

Haha, never saw that before. That's awesome.

Also, in case you haven't seen it from the other billion times I posted it in one thread or another, here's some REAL dino rock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7UfKmXRUQ

[TheEschaton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNeAINi9omo

FRED SAVAGE DISAGREES WITH YOU.

That's one cool mo'fo on the bass, mang.

[Prince Humperdinck]

Dinosaurs are scary and kill people. They are the natural enemy of cavemen, and we evolved from cavemen.

See?
http://www.differentpackage.com/images/illustrations/devil_dinosaur_2_2.jpg

[Wesley]

Mammalian propaganda!

Dinosaurs are not violent people! In fact, they are not people at all.

Only 1 in 1000 dinosaurs will ever commit a crime in their lifetime. In fact, most dinosaurs are so timid that when they even see violence, they run away, because that is what they are taught to do in dinosaur school.

Also, here is a picture of a dinosaur doing what he is supposed to when he sees violence.

http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/dinosaurs.gif

[iJin]

I think I'll name it Robert.

[Prince Humperdinck]

Surrender!

You mean Reptilian propaganda!

As they say, you are what you eat. So dinosaurs must be people because they eat them.


Dinosaurs commit crimes all the time (because they eat people). Some don't (there are like 4), but those are the food dinosaurs and not the eating people dinosaurs. But those food dinosaurs still squish people.

Here is a dinosaur on the hunt for food dinosaurs and people to eat:
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7321/trexjetbs3.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

I think I'm going to go get drunk and hope this thread continues.

[Warriorbird]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/We%27re_Back!_Movie_Poster.jpg

[Vizzini]

The very idea that this thread exists is inconceivable!

[diethx]

Dinosaurs are scary and kill people. They are the natural enemy of cavemen, and we evolved from cavemen.

See?
http://www.differentpackage.com/images/illustrations/devil_dinosaur_2_2.jpg

It is so obvious what is happening there. The cavemen talked shit about the dinosaur's eggs, knowing that would cause the dinosaur to come burn down their caves. The dinosaur never would've bothered those cavemen, it's just trying to protect its unborn dinobabies' reputations.

[Warriorbird]

http://lnx.ginevra2000.it/Disney/color1/carnotaur.gif

[Vizzini]

http://r.ompo.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/raptor-jesusthumbnail.jpg

[Inigo Montoya]

The very idea that this thread exists is inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Stanley Burrell]

Hahahah

[Vizzini]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Oh, the sot has spoken.. When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!

[Wesley]

Surrender!


You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Additionally, when this is all over with here, whoever made all those accounts better PM me with who you are. You just earned posrep for LIFE.

[Inigo Montoya]

OH NO HE DI'INT!

What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?

It's a walk off everybody! Walk off!

(also the OP and responses here thus far are so fucking win)

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

[Wesley]

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Do you always begin conversations this way?

[Vizzini]

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

You are trying to kidnap this thread which I've rightfully stolen.

[Euler]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh192/adamrector/JesusRidingDinosaur.jpg

Dinosaurs rule because Jesus was way cool and Jesus likes dinosaurs. Also, even if dinosaurs have a propensity towards violence, that just makes them better battle mounts.

[Euler]

P.S. Hitler hated dinosaurs because before patton, dinosaurs were the only thing keeping the nazis from the complete anexation of Africa. But if you want to be like hitler, go ahead and hate dinosaurs. It is probably because you hate Africa too, racist.


http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SKzrVFVNlsI/AAAAAAAAa_8/g2B06ycjhhM/s640/we5ty34t5rhtry.jpg

[Celephais]

Proof:



http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif
Sting is going to cut you
http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/02/dvd-dune-sting.jpg

[diethx]

Sting is going to cut you
http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/02/dvd-dune-sting.jpg

This Sting is going to beat the fuck out of that Sting with a baseball bat

http://www.opengroup.com/sports/images/(SC)Sting_Photo.jpg

[Celephais]

If your sting is not familiar with the weirding ways, he's going to get fucked up.

[diethx]

He's not my Sting. :( He's just far more badass than this guy:

http://www.martinlawrence.com/scavullo/scavullo-lg/Sting.jpg

[Celephais]

I think you meant to post this:
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2007/12/8864_0027.jpg

[diethx]

You are not helping your case.

In other news....


http://popshifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bowie-jareth.jpg

[Celephais]

You're assuming I actually back my case.

[Swami71]

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/InigoMontoyaPrepareToDie.jpg

[Wesley]

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/InigoMontoyaPrepareToDie.jpg

Pfft.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=884895&postcount=22

[kallindra]

You people kill me, if I had enough rep to matter... screw it, I'm going to see how far I get.

[Swami71]

Pfft.


::duck::

:ultimate: :fence:

[Inigo Montoya]

Mammalian propaganda!

Dinosaurs are not violent people! In fact, they are not people at all.

Only 1 in 1000 dinosaurs will ever commit a crime in their lifetime. In fact, most dinosaurs are so timid that when they even see violence, they run away, because that is what they are taught to do in dinosaur school.

Also, here is a picture of a dinosaur doing what he is supposed to when he sees violence.


My name is Inigo Montoya. Dinosaurs killed my father. Prepare to die!

[Wesley]

My name is Inigo Montoya. Dinosaurs killed my father. Prepare to die!

You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.

[Prince Humperdinck]

You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

Additionally, when this is all over with here, whoever made all those accounts better PM me with who you are. You just earned posrep for LIFE.

I give you full marks for bravery. Don't make yourself a fool.


Dinosaurs are secret spies from Guilder. Do not trust them.

[Wesley]

To Michiko:

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

Also, further proof that dinosaurs are not extinct and are awesome. This book was made in 2009. That PROVES it!

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/DinosaurFightClub.jpg

[Euler]

it is from cambridge, must be legit. Two points wesley.

[Prince Humperdinck]

http://www.withak.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/noah-dino.jpg

'nuff said.

[Tisket]

How the fuck did I miss this thread.

[Tisket]

Princess Bride references get automatic cool points from me.

[Warriorbird]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/21/Jesus_on_dinosaur.jpg

[Prince Humperdinck]

Dinosaurs will eat you when you are pooping.

http://popularsovranty.com/siteimages/eatlegal.jpg

[Warriorbird]

"Holy shit, it's a fucking dinosaur."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIvtVSzKj8c

[waywardgs]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/5/633694010311959160-notheyrenot.jpg

[Mtenda]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJmwQtPmusk/SZFKMFYRftI/AAAAAAAADiQ/0eK-HjjSosk/s400/dead+dinosaur.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJmwQtPmusk/SZFKMFYRftI/AAAAAAAADiQ/0eK-HjjSosk/s400/dead+dinosaur.jpg

Heresy!

Arise, once fallen Brontosaurus!

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6923/rightsideupsortof.png

[Cusack]

Heresy!

Arise, once fallen Brontosaurus!

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6923/rightsideupsortof.png


what sorcery is this?!?!

[Stanley Burrell]

Sorry Mr. John Cusack (can I have your autograph?)

Oh, and the type of sorcery is definitely eye of a newt, toe of a frog, uh, MS-Paint, thrice rotated by 90-degrees.

Probably some more newt eye and frog toe. Maybe some borscht.

[ElvenFury]

What's better than dinosaurs?

...

Dinosaurs from outer space, xtrachzy 80's style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5OwbTuMczU&feature=related

[Cusack]

Sorry Mr. John Cusack (can I have your autograph?)

Oh, and the type of sorcery is definitely eye of a newt, toe of a frog, uh, MS-Paint, thrice rotated by 90-degrees.

Probably some more newt eye and frog toe. Maybe some borscht.

Sure, got a pen? (and some leftover borscht?)

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
not that I'm a fan or anything. :cough cough:

[Liagala]

Just because

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/None1414/Pet.jpg

[Cephalopod]

Note the correct spelling.

[Warriorbird]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a8/Nomnomnomdinosaurs.jpg

[joehollywood]

http://www.coolrom.com/roms/snes/2318/Hungry_Dinosaurs.php

[phantasm]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/whitetrash3784/DINOSAUR_SEX-1.jpg?t=1238009251

Dinosaurs don't care about foreplay.