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Clove
02-12-2009, 02:50 PM
All this talk about whether or not Emeriana is real or fictional, boy or girl is making me miss Ashliana. So in hir honor I thought it would be fun to come up with some Cuervo Slogans.

Cuervo: It makes her clothes come off.

Cuervo: It's not just for Girl Scouts anymore.

You get the idea...
NocturnalRob
02-12-2009, 02:50 PM
Cuervo: It looks good on your shoes
Martaigne
02-12-2009, 02:51 PM
Cuervo: From zero to naked in 4.5 fluid ounces.
CrystalTears
02-12-2009, 02:54 PM
Cuervo: The other beer goggles
NocturnalRob
02-12-2009, 02:55 PM
Cuervo: Get in CT's pants
Clove
02-12-2009, 03:10 PM
Cuervo: Because if you can't remember it, it's not cheating.
Martaigne
02-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Cuervo: Rob will get in your pants.
Clove
02-12-2009, 03:17 PM
Cuervo: How Girl-Girl sex is done.
NocturnalRob
02-12-2009, 03:18 PM
Water: Rob will get in your pants.
fixed
Mighty Nikkisaurus
02-12-2009, 03:19 PM
Cuervo: It's bad for the girls legs!

Cuervo: not a Spanish wine, but still pretty awesome!
Clove
02-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Cuervo: It tastes better on your boobs (for serious).
NocturnalRob
02-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Cuervo: You won't notice her adam's apple
Beguiler
02-12-2009, 03:44 PM
Cuervo: She'll look years younger!
Martaigne
02-12-2009, 04:47 PM
Cuervo: Helping college girls become "accidentally" pregnant since 1795.
Back
02-12-2009, 05:08 PM
Cuervo sucks. Drink better tequila.
CrystalTears
02-12-2009, 05:43 PM
Cuervo sucks. Drink better tequila.
Way to fuck up the thread. GG.
Keller
02-12-2009, 05:48 PM
Cuervo sucks. Drink better tequila.

I'm lazy, but this is where I would quote you asking me if I could be any more pretentious.

Imagine I did that. Don't you feel foolish?
Back
02-12-2009, 05:51 PM
Way to fuck up the thread. GG.

Hey now. That is a good slogan if you produce quality tequila.

But I can play...


Cuervo: Pretend You’re in Mexico where there are no laws!
Back
02-12-2009, 05:53 PM
I'm lazy, but this is where I would quote you asking me if I could be any more pretentious.

Imagine I did that. Don't you feel foolish?

Not really, Mr. Aspen doesn't cut it for me anymore.
Jorddyn
02-12-2009, 05:56 PM
Cuervo: When your hangovers aren't quite bad enough.
Keller
02-12-2009, 06:19 PM
Not really, Mr. Aspen doesn't cut it for me anymore.

Not even remotely what was said. Weren't you talking about skiing in North Carolina or something?
Jorddyn
02-12-2009, 06:21 PM
Cuervo: When you can't handle one more dumb argument.
Clove
02-12-2009, 06:43 PM
Cuervo sucks. Drink better tequila.


Way to fuck up the thread. GG.Oh, I see. Pissy about the respond to rep thread so you come here to make an ass out of yourself because it's a thread I started today.

What... wait... did I just make a bunch of unprovable assumptions?!
Clove
02-12-2009, 06:44 PM
Cuervo: Girls Gone Wild owes us.
Keller
02-12-2009, 06:45 PM
you come here to make an ass out of yourself


Cuervo: Helping Backlash Make an Ass out of Himself on the PC since 2003.
Clove
02-12-2009, 06:45 PM
Cuervo: When your hangovers aren't quite bad enough.QFT. Tequila always gives me an instant headache... but it makes her clothes come off so I drink what I gotta.
Back
02-12-2009, 07:56 PM
Oh, I see. Pissy about the respond to rep thread so you come here to make an ass out of yourself because it's a thread I started today.

What... wait... did I just make a bunch of unprovable assumptions?!

ha. That has nothing to do with the fact that I think Cuervo sucks.

Cuervo: When you want to feel important!
Drakefang
02-12-2009, 08:36 PM
Cuervo: When you and your friends (or enemies) just want to act 12 years old some more.

Cuervo: When you wake up and your ass hurts, you are glad you can't remember who you went home with the night before.

Cuervo: When you want to wake up in the morning to the taste of boot leather and bad sushi.

Cuervo: When you just simply have to be one of the Ponzz's avatars.

Cuervo: When a vomiting feels good.

Cuervo: When you see yourself riding dinosaurs.

Cuervo: For toddler's parents who want to dress their kid up like Hitler.
Stanley Burrell
02-12-2009, 08:37 PM
Cuervo: It's fucking Cuervo.
Drakefang
02-12-2009, 08:38 PM
Cuervo: Fuck.
Clove
02-13-2009, 09:42 AM
Cuervo: It gets you to Friday (just tell them it's "coffee" in that thermos)
MotleyCrew
02-13-2009, 01:24 PM
Cuervo: Because if she isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us
Martaigne
02-13-2009, 01:35 PM
Cuervo: Makes you evacuate in your pants after you pass out riding an ugly girl in public.
Clove
02-13-2009, 02:02 PM
Cuervo: Because if she isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to usOMFG. Winner! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Back
03-09-2009, 12:06 AM
Oh, I see. Pissy about the respond to rep thread so you come here to make an ass out of yourself because it's a thread I started today.

What... wait... did I just make a bunch of unprovable assumptions?!

I owe you, and all Cuervo fans, an apology. Sorry for raining on your parade, Clove. My step-uncle brought me a bottle of Tradicional from Mexico and it is a damn fine tequila.

Cuervo Tradicional: Buenas noches y buena suerte mis amigos! Salud!
Androidpk
03-09-2009, 12:11 AM
Cuervo: She was a tranny?
Skeeter
03-09-2009, 12:32 AM
Cuervo: I will punch somebody in the face.
Cusack
03-09-2009, 12:46 AM
Cuervo: Numbing the embarrassment of being you.