What the hell is the matter with you?

[Stretch]

Title should be self-explanatory. I'll start.

I have an intense disdain for using public restrooms. The inspiration for this thread was that I drove to my apartment to drop the kids off at the pool.

and now I feel awesome.

[NocturnalRob]

i have very little respect for anyone other than myself which means that most people dislike me.

then again, the majority of this world thrives on mediocrity, so fuck them.

see? it's a problem.

[DCSL]

I hate people and their stupid stories that I don't give a rat's ass about. I'll fake an interest at work most of the time but it stresses me out.

[Asha]

I can't be around friends unless there's alcohol being consumed. Otherwise I'm incredibly bored.
I ignore my cell phone constantly.
I get No.2 stage fright too.

[DCSL]

Also, I'm incredibly territorial. I can't stand having people at my house for very long. A couple of hours, maybe. After that, I'm trying to get them the hell out, no matter what else is going on.

Similarly, I can't be comfortable in others' houses because it's NOT my territory.

[Back]

I hate people and their stupid stories that I don't give a rat's ass about. I'll fake an interest at work most of the time but it stresses me out.

Especially about their bowel movements...

[StrayRogue]

The older I get the less I give a shit...

This applies to people, music, films, games, etc etc.

[SolitareConfinement]

i can't piss in pubic restrooms unless im drunk...IE at the bar i literally cannot break the seal until i've had atleast 6 or so drinks.


oh and im a pot head

[Parkbandit]

I can't eat off someone else's fork or spoon.

[Alfster]

I ignore my cell phone constantly.

[Allereli]

I believed the last person who said he loved me, but he turned his back on me when I went to him for support when I really needed it.

I've had a headache for the past 10 days that isn't going away.

[Jorddyn]

I have to be the one who drives - always. I swear to god my friends just wanted to torture me by parking behind my car and forcing me to let them drive to dinner last night.

[Liagala]

I have the opposite problem with restrooms. No matter where I am, I all of a sudden have to pee - even if I just went at my house before leaving. I have no idea why, but it's annoying as hell.

[CrystalTears]

I don't like hot beverages.

[crazymage]

Title should be self-explanatory. I'll start.

I have an intense disdain for using public restrooms. The inspiration for this thread was that I drove to my apartment to drop the kids off at the pool.

and now I feel awesome.

stfu cripple hater

[Ignot]

I'm introverted.

[Back]

At work I am the most anal retentive neat freak but at home I’m the complete opposite. Yes, anal explosive.

[crazymage]

also im confused on how to care for a cactus i recieved as a gift

[Kitsun]

I have the opposite problem with restrooms. No matter where I am, I all of a sudden have to pee - even if I just went at my house before leaving. I have no idea why, but it's annoying as hell.

...marking your territory?

[Kitsun]

Anytime I touch a garbage can, I have to go wash my hands. I'm freaked out whenever someone moves the can and then touches their face and stuff. I only drag garbage cans back to the house when I'm coming home so I can wash my hands; otherwise I need to go back inside to do it.

[Methais]

Everytime I go to the airport, I have to take a dump.

I used to have public restroom stage fright. Now I see it as an opportunity to duel with the person in the next stall. I try to keep things low key until they start making noise. Then I unleash the wrath of fiber.

[StrayRogue]

I don't like hot beverages.

I am exactly the same.

[DCSL]

Everytime I go to the airport, I have to take a dump.

I used to have public restroom stage fright. Now I see it as an opportunity to duel with the person in the next stall. I try to keep things low key until they start making noise. Then I unleash the wrath of fiber.

Was that you?!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

[Izzy]

I am exactly the same.

Most of the time, so am I. People give me the oddest looks when I get a frozen drink in the middle of winter.

[CrystalTears]

I am exactly the same.


Most of the time, so am I. People give me the oddest looks when I get a frozen drink in the middle of winter.
I'm so glad I'm not alone! Although I'm sure I'll always get the odd faces for declining coffee and hot tea.

[Ignot]

I post to much on this board.

[Methais]

Was that you?!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

:rofl: no but that is an epic story, and I'm posting it here because having it linked just isn't good enough:


True Story: Battle Asses.
Date: 2007-05-02, 1:25PM CDT


Sorry, I don't have anything to post about layoffs or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom. Enjoy.

You are my arch nemisis. I see you wandering around as I go about my IT Computer Nerd business: Tall. Middle Eastern. Pot Belly. We catch each others eye every now and then and give each other a slight nod. I know you, I know what you do and I am on to your games.

I saw you this morning, we made eye contact. You nodded and took another bite of whatever Death-Ass producing garbage you fuel up on that makes the bathroom, smell like the inside of a dead monkey's colon, and nodded at me. I got you this time, fucker.

I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It's almost noon, and that's the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too.

But I got you this time. Yeah fucker I GOT SOMETHING COOKING UP FOR YOU! Two egg sandwiches with cheese. Greasy sausage patties. A couple glasses of Tang. Some leftover Chinese food. A Twix. Root Beer Soda. Some steamed brocoli I had in the fridge. A Hot Pocket with peperonni and cheese. A Chocolate Poptart. And like a cherry on top ... a McDonald's Quaterpounder with cheese.

I never eat this shit, it's all greasy and fucking nasty, but today is the day I fight back. I go out for a quick mile jog and almsot die. My stomach feels like there are two midgets fighting to the death inside there. I walk back to work, ass clenched tighter than a virgin's thighs at Church.

Great. The hot chick from next door wants to chat. She assumes the sweat on my face and arms is from running. She doesn't realize that it's a cold sweat induced by my severe sphicter trauma. She finally shuts up and I stagger to the Death Ass Arena.

You are there already in your favorite stall: The one right next to the fucking sinks. You stupid, socially retarded fuck. Fine. You have yet to begin your daily purge of Middle Eastern Ass Stew. I enter the stall next to you and drop my pants in preperation of the upcomming battle.

Your opening slavo is fired: A sloppy wet fart with a solid-shot closer. I laugh and show you the power of Advanced American Foodstuffs.

The tuba fart I unleash echos off the walls and shrinks my waistline about an inch. The guy at the urinal laughs as I slap the wall between you and I and say "Back to YOU, Kajid!". You are silent, I assume you know who I am and that the time has come for us to battle. I know you are summoning your intestinal fortitude for full out war.

You do not dissapoint me.

With a hissing "SSSShhhhhzzzzzzzzz!" you squirt out a deadly spray of ass juice that pollutes the air and makes my head swim. The pisser at the urinal is no longer laughing, he quickly zips up and runs for the door. He did not stop to wash his hands, instead opting to head for the hills. I cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and the black spots dissapear from my vision. My head clears. I am ready.

"AAaaaaaaaRRRRRGGGHHH!" I yell, as I drop Big Tim. That's short for "Big Timber" ... AKA "Mississippi Butt Log".

Quick-fire farts stutter out of my ass, as I push the monster log from the Shit Dimension into our reality. The beefy, yeasty stench easily overpowers the Indian Ass Gutter oder of your previous attack. Mega Turd hits the water in the bowl with a mighty splash, the reek is that of a dead whale slowly ripening in the hot, tropical sun. I catch my breath and wipe my brow, and start to pat myself on the back. I should have known the battle was not over.

The only thing I can think of is that you must has completly unzipped your ass to your elbow. That's the only way I could begin to explain the lumpy, creamy splashs falling out of your ass into the toilet. It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter. I see the hairs on my arms start to curl from the horrid stench wafting up from under your stall. I shudder and sway on my throne, unsure if I will survive.

I have no choice. I must employ the Deal Breaker. I hunker down and clench my hands together. My fingers twitch and entwine like a nest of snakes, almost like I am running through a series of ancient Ninja Hand Symbols. My feet lift up onto the toes and my legs start to shake.

"You want to play??" I growls. A low moaning comes from my stomach, like a dinosaur calling into a swampy, foggy night. "YOU GOT IT! AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. Hot magma-like shit rockets out of my ass, releasing a noxious, sticky cloud of deadly recal perfume. I hear you gag and see your feet shuffle around, but you can't get away, can you? No. You can't.

Veins throb on my neck and temples as the turd monster tears itself from my bowels. My lips skin back from my now clenched teeth and I try not to scream. Your roll of toilet paper rolls into my stall. You must have torn it from the wall with numb fingers in an attempt to "Wipe and Scoot". Too late. MUCH too late!

Oders pound you with merciless fists: Rotten Fruitcake stuffed with boiled chicken assholes. Hammered shit-logs served on a bed of week old white rice. Rosie O'Donnel's racid crotch farts. The smell of your mom's dank, hairy Middle Eastern armpits.

Your stall door bangs open and you stagger out. You take three unsteady steps to the door and can barely open it wide enough to slip out. I laugh at you before you leave. "Yeah! RUN, Fucker!" I yell, and laugh again. You say nothing.

It's all over except for the clean up. Fuck with me again, you shit filled Anal Terrorist. Me and my ass will be waiting.

[Cephalopod]

I post too much on this board.

I'm really anal about grammar and spelling.

[DCSL]

:rofl: no but that is an epic story, and I'm posting it here because having it linked just isn't good enough:

Isn't it awesome? I still laugh until I cry whenever I read it.

[SolitareConfinement]

Was that you?!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html

omfg i can't believe i laughed that damn hard over such stupid writing....i cried

[Methais]

Isn't it awesome? I still laugh until I cry whenever I read it.

Are you ready to make babies with me yet?

[Khariz]

Holy shit that was funny.

[SHAFT]

I'm a complete and selfish asshole

[Paradii]

I'm fucking awesome.


A lot of you are pretty f'ing weird though.

[Xeromist]

If I'm driving somewhere, I pee before I go--just in case I get in a fatal car accident so I don't piss myself when I die.

[diethx]

My feet hurt. Otherwise, i'm awesome.

[The Ponzzz]

I can't eat anything overly sweet or cold (super sensitive teeth).

I have bad skin.

I have little OCDs that have been getting worse as I get older.

I like to start fights.

[iJin]

I was diagnosed with BPD when I was 13.
I bite my nails.
I have a little case of OCD.
I'm a major cynic.
Edit: Oh yeah, and I have a completely grotesque sense of humor.

[Drunken Durfin]

I have a very successful career in a field I have utter contempt for and view working as selling myself into slavery one billable hour at a time.

[AestheticDeath]

I have OCPD, and probably some other stuff.

[Clove]

I adore my wife so much so that I can't stand being out of contact with her for more than four or five hours (she's the same way concerning me)... even after living with her nearly 9 years.

[Khariz]

I adore my wife so much so that I can't stand being out of contact with her for more than four or five hours (she's the same way concerning me)... even after living with her nearly 9 years.

Nice. I almost wish I had the same problem.

[AestheticDeath]

I adore my wife so much so that I can't stand being out of contact with her for more than four or five hours (she's the same way concerning me)... even after living with her nearly 9 years.

So you wake up in the middle of the night just to make sure she is there?

[waywardgs]

Sounds mildly obsessive, but hell, if everyone felt that way about someone, the world would be a nicer place. Good for you.

[Shari]

I wont get in water above my waist I can't see in. Swimming pools only, thankyouverymuch. The only ocean I've actually SWAM in is around Hawaii.



But I'll take a shit AN-Y-WHERE. Fuck, if I had to bad enough, I'd take a shit on any one of you guys' lawn.

[Khariz]

But I'll take a shit AN-Y-WHERE. Fuck, if I had to bad enough, I'd take a shit on any one of you guys' lawn.

Is it weird that this turns me on?

[Back]

Is it weird that this turns me on?

Yes.

And Shari has Jaws syndrome.

[Clove]

So you wake up in the middle of the night just to make sure she is there?Only if she isn't sleeping next to me for several hours. If she IS then we're in contact with each other, aren't we?

[Stanley Burrell]

Speaking of craigslist, here I am, owning all your model train sets.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h54/RORER714z/01-4.jpg

[Khariz]

Speaking of craigslist, here I am, owning all your model train sets.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h54/RORER714z/01-4.jpg

:wtf:

[Stanley Burrell]

You got something against jo'ing around?

I thought this was America.

[Back]

:wtf:

We have a don’t ask policy about Sean2.

[Clove]

Sounds mildly obsessive, but hell, if everyone felt that way about someone, the world would be a nicer place. Good for you.How is "being in love" ever different from some sort of obsession? Being consumed by another, so much so that your happiness seems absolutely dependent upon him cannot be anything BUT obsession.

But that sort of all-consuming "in love" feeling (in my experience) usually fades over weeks or months. What astonishes me about my marriage is even after nearly a decade together we are still like a new couple, fresh in love. We still harbor that mutual obsession between us and still have a very strong need to be in almost constant contact with each other.

Neither one of us can explain it; we both really enjoy our personal space. We both know we could NEVER be in such constant close contact with any other person without going absolutely crazy. :shrug: We don't understand it, but we couldn't imagine living any other way with each other now.

[Clove]

We have a don’t ask policy about Sean2.What's the policy on SB?

[Stanley Burrell]

What's the policy on SB?

That I don't make posts debating true love:


How is "being in love" ever different from some sort of obsession? Being consumed by another, so much so that your happiness seems absolutely dependent upon him cannot be anything BUT obsession.

But that sort of all-consuming "in love" feeling (in my experience) usually fades over weeks or months. What astonishes me about my marriage is even after nearly a decade together we are still like a new couple, fresh in love. We still harbor that mutual obsession with each other and still have a very strong need to be in almost constant contact with each other.

Neither one of us can explain it; we both really enjoy our personal space. We both know we could NEVER be in such constant close contact with any other person without going absolutely crazy. :shrug: We don't understand it, but we couldn't imagine living any with each other any other way now.

[TheLastShamurai]

I wont get in water above my waist I can't see in. Swimming pools only, thankyouverymuch. The only ocean I've actually SWAM in is around Hawaii.



But I'll take a shit AN-Y-WHERE. Fuck, if I had to bad enough, I'd take a shit on any one of you guys' lawn.

I only shit on other peoples' lawns.

[Back]

How is "being in love" ever different from some sort of obsession? Being consumed by another, so much so that your happiness seems absolutely dependent upon him cannot be anything BUT obsession.

Er... thats ok man.

[Skeeter]

I don't like most people, but I desperately want them to like me. weird.

I'm also very obsessive about not getting locked out of the house. I wont pull a door shut... any door without first looking at my hand to see if my keys are there. Even doors w/o locks. I don't even notice I do it anymore until someone points it out.

[Clove]

Er... thats ok man.Sick burn. You're just never going to understand grammar are you?

[DCSL]

Are you ready to make babies with me yet?

SO READY.

[Divinity]

How is "being in love" ever different from some sort of obsession? Being consumed by another, so much so that your happiness seems absolutely dependent upon him cannot be anything BUT obsession.

But that sort of all-consuming "in love" feeling (in my experience) usually fades over weeks or months. What astonishes me about my marriage is even after nearly a decade together we are still like a new couple, fresh in love. We still harbor that mutual obsession between us and still have a very strong need to be in almost constant contact with each other.

Neither one of us can explain it; we both really enjoy our personal space. We both know we could NEVER be in such constant close contact with any other person without going absolutely crazy. :shrug: We don't understand it, but we couldn't imagine living any other way with each other now.

I pray all the time for a love like that some day.

[Fallen]

I'm lazy to the point where it is almost a crippling influence on my life. That about sums it up.

[Allereli]

I spent a lot of time shopping and testing and finally having a bed I love, and now I have a hard time wanting to get out of it.

[Allereli]

I've had a headache for the past 10 days that isn't going away.

biggest improvements have been during/after working out and after taking an ambien. My 3 day weekend will be a cycle of this.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have nightmares- a lot. I can't remember the last time I went a week without having one.

[Gan]

:wtf: happend to this thread?

[Daniel]

Antagonizing people online and in real life for shits and giggles.

Dance Music.

[Stunseed]

:wtf: happend to this thread?


I have an extreme fear of failure. Some people don't like snakes, or fear of torture...I don't let people near my eyes, doctors even. I don't do glaucoma tests anymore because as a young adult I broke one going BA-ZERK. I'm prolly more judgemental of my children than I should be, though I struggle, because I want them to be the best they can, but in the back of my mind I know they are just kids. In a fucked up economy, I still have a desire to keep up with the Jones'. It's really stupid, yet I cannot make that feeling go away. I personally could care less what I have, it's the desire to see my kids have a better life and social standing than I did when I was a child.

I'm 27 years old, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I often try to be a self-assesser, and recognize my skills and abilities, yet...in the end, I feel like the guy from Office Space. If I had a million dollars, besides doing two chicks at once, I'd be content doing nothing. I'd love to go back to college, but a degree doesn't mean shit these days, when PhD's are applying to take 13 bucks an hour jobs. I obviously have enough business/managerial experience to delve into a business degree, but what's the point? 100k in student loans so I can apply to a job I had at 21? Fuck that.

I have an extreme fear of failure, yet it seems lately it's all I can get.

[Fallen]

I have an extreme fear of failure. Some people don't like snakes, or fear of torture...I don't let people near my eyes, doctors even. I don't do glaucoma tests anymore because as a young adult I broke one going BA-ZERK. I'm prolly more judgemental of my children than I should be, though I struggle, because I want them to be the best they can, but in the back of my mind I know they are just kids. In a fucked up economy, I still have a desire to keep up with the Jones'. It's really stupid, yet I cannot make that feeling go away. I personally could care less what I have, it's the desire to see my kids have a better life and social standing than I did when I was a child.

I'm 27 years old, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I often try to be a self-assesser, and recognize my skills and abilities, yet...in the end, I feel like the guy from Office Space. If I had a million dollars, besides doing two chicks at once, I'd be content doing nothing. I'd love to go back to college, but a degree doesn't mean shit these days, when PhD's are applying to take 13 bucks an hour jobs. I obviously have enough business/managerial experience to delve into a business degree, but what's the point? 100k in student loans so I can apply to a job I had at 21? Fuck that.

I have an extreme fear of failure, yet it seems lately it's all I can get.

If it weren't for the kids I would say join the Armed Services. Enlistment bonus are still insano high for people right now. It likely wont stay that way as the economy continues to tank and recruitment numbers rise, but I would say anyone looking for direction in their life and a shit-load of money if they want to pick a combat-related MOS should consider it.

[ViridianAsp]

Also, I'm incredibly territorial. I can't stand having people at my house for very long. A couple of hours, maybe. After that, I'm trying to get them the hell out, no matter what else is going on.

Similarly, I can't be comfortable in others' houses because it's NOT my territory.


Oh god, I totally know how this feels.

Also, everyone at work who is hispanic, loves to say my name for no reason, just to say it. Before I said, "What?", they would say, "Ah, I uh just like saying your name.", now I ignore it but it totally bugs the shit out of me.

Samantha isn't that fascinating of a name.

[Clove]

I pray all the time for a love like that some day.So did I for nearly 20 years. Apparently prayers get answered sometimes.

[Stunseed]

If it weren't for the kids I would say join the Armed Services. Enlistment bonus are still insano high for people right now. It likely wont stay that way as the economy continues to tank and recruitment numbers rise, but I would say anyone looking for direction in their life and a shit-load of money if they want to pick a combat-related MOS should consider it.

That was my original path. My senior year of HS, after getting a full scholarship to VMI and needing one congressional recommendation for a way to Annapolis, I shattered my leg playing football. There is residual damage to the MCL/ACL, and just as quick as 4 years of NJROTC, a ranked national standing in individual drill and paid way in. Gone.

[Farn]

I anticipate arguments with people and go over them in my head to analyze where the people are coming from - even though the argument hasn't actually happened yet (and they usually end up never happening at all). I do this most often in the shower and will zone out for up to 30 minutes.

I'm not sure why I do this, considering I rarely get into arguments with anyone and don't enjoy things like debating.

[Asha]

I anticipate arguments with people and go over them in my head to analyze where the people are coming from - even though the argument hasn't actually happened yet (and they usually end up never happening at all). I do this most often in the shower and will zone out for up to 30 minutes.

I'm not sure why I do this, considering I rarely get into arguments with anyone and don't enjoy things like debating.

x 2
Completely get you.

[Izzy]

I always massively over-analyze situations beforehand, trying to come up with every likely scenario and going through how I'd act in each one. Most often when women are involved. Then I chicken the fuck out and nothing happens anyway.

[Farn]

Yeah, I do the "think about what I'd do for each scenario" thing as well.

You know. Just in case.

[Clove]

I'm constantly zoning out while I simulate "what-if" scenarios in my head. Potential arguments/debates too (though I do like debating with people). God knows how much time I waste lost in my mental world of over-analyzing hypotheticals. On the upside my wife refers to me as the "ultimate boyscout" because I'm usually prepared for things (largely due to this constant over-analyzing).

[Farn]

On the upside my wife refers to me as the "ultimate boyscout" because I'm usually prepared for things (largely due to this constant over-analyzing).

Hah. And I almost posted, "Dang you, Boy Scouts" in my last post.

[DCSL]

I tune people out on the phone. I could have hours of conversation on the phone but when I hang up, I don't know WTF we talked about. People who watch me say I affirm and negate at all the right places and sometimes have some input but I get this glazed look in my eyes.

It doesn't matter who I talk to, either. If the phone call lasts a half hour or more, I'm not really there. My boyfriend and I haven't had a phone call last more than a minute in.. well.. ever, I think. "Hey. I'm out, I'll be home soon." "Okay, love you, bye." "Love you too, bye." Our average call (I tested it) lasts about sixteen seconds. He knows me so well.

[CrystalTears]

I eat my Skittles by color. I eat all the greens, yellows and oranges first. Then I eat the purples, and last the reds.

I got Skittles while at the movies last, and managed to eat all of the first set by the end of the movie. I walked out with only purples and reds and I was ecstatic.

[Farn]

I usually set aside one of each color for the very last, then eat those last ones in the order of least-favorite to favorite, so my favorite is the last flavor I taste and it lingers.

When I used to eat Lucky Charms (cringe), I'd try to eat about 4 regular pieces for every marshmallow in an attempt to have a balanced ratio the entire time.

[Jorddyn]

I eat my Skittles by color. I eat all the greens, yellows and oranges first. Then I eat the purples, and last the reds.

I got Skittles while at the movies last, and managed to eat all of the first set by the end of the movie. I walked out with only purples and reds and I was ecstatic.

You've stolen my obsession, though mine is with M&Ms.

[SHAFT]

I have an extreme fear of failure. Some people don't like snakes, or fear of torture...I don't let people near my eyes, doctors even. I don't do glaucoma tests anymore because as a young adult I broke one going BA-ZERK. I'm prolly more judgemental of my children than I should be, though I struggle, because I want them to be the best they can, but in the back of my mind I know they are just kids. In a fucked up economy, I still have a desire to keep up with the Jones'. It's really stupid, yet I cannot make that feeling go away. I personally could care less what I have, it's the desire to see my kids have a better life and social standing than I did when I was a child.

I'm 27 years old, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I often try to be a self-assesser, and recognize my skills and abilities, yet...in the end, I feel like the guy from Office Space. If I had a million dollars, besides doing two chicks at once, I'd be content doing nothing. I'd love to go back to college, but a degree doesn't mean shit these days, when PhD's are applying to take 13 bucks an hour jobs. I obviously have enough business/managerial experience to delve into a business degree, but what's the point? 100k in student loans so I can apply to a job I had at 21? Fuck that.

I have an extreme fear of failure, yet it seems lately it's all I can get.


Sells drugs. Everybody wants drugs

[TheEschaton]

I do the over-analyzing thing.

I have a problem balancing - I either do something full out, balls to the wall, or I don't care enough to do it at all. Doing something cause you "have to" even if you don't want to is a concept I cannot accept.

I also idealize all my relationships before they ever happen so that when they do happen, they always fall short, and, to date, ultimately fail. I guess that goes with the over-analytical part.

I always think the best of people, then am shocked when I learn nasty shit about them. And then disregard that info because it's "rumors and gossip" until they do nasty shit to me, at which point I'm shocked again.

I'm no good at grassroots work but structural policy like stuff is overwhelmingly depressing if you look too much at the widespread, endemic problems.

I love quoting literature in everyday life to the point that people think I'm an obnoxious prick. Which might be true.

-TheE-

[iJin]

I do the over-analyzing thing.

I also idealize all my relationships before they ever happen so that when they do happen, they always fall short, and, to date, ultimately fail. I guess that goes with the over-analytical part.


-TheE-

Tell me about it, it's a curse.

It sucks cause I can't do anything or make a choice about anything, without figuring and analyzing every possible outcome and pros and cons. It makes me so frustrated with myself.

Then I see people who do shit so blindly, and I'm like, "...wtf."

Seriously, this has to be the worst thing about me.

[Killer Kitten]

I spent all of our savings on a shelter for stray cats.

[diethx]

I spent all of our savings on a shelter for stray cats.

That's not a negative thing. That's an admirable thing.

[Stanley Burrell]

If I absolutely, 100%-for-certain knew that I could get away with it, I'd urinate on a fluffy poodle.

[Killer Kitten]

Thank you for the kind words. The line between admirable and completely idiotic is pretty thin at times.

I also have a zombie obsession, I've probably watched 2004 Dawn of the Dead a hundred times.

[Stanley Burrell]

Thank you for the kind words.

:)

[Cephalopod]

I also have a zombie obsession, I've probably watched 2004 Dawn of the Dead a hundred times.

Richard Cheese makes that movie.

[Killer Kitten]

Richard Cheese makes that movie.

I am so old it took me a minute to figure that out.

I'm like "Richard Cheese? Is that the guy who played Steve?"

[Clove]

I am so old it took me a minute to figure that out.

I'm like "Richard Cheese? Is that the guy who played Steve?"Killer Kitten's Alzheimer's is so bad, it's more like Someteimer's.

:love:

[Clove]

That's not a negative thing. That's an admirable thing.inorite? My Dad spent all their savings on a hobby shop (that barely breaks even). I'm thinking you win on the karma scale (at the very least).

[DCSL]

I watch certain movies over and over and over again. I've watched the movie Clue a couple of thousand times, at least. There was a period of my teenagerhood when I watched it every night for a couple of years, give or take a few nights when I was at someone else's place or on vacation. I also watch it repeatedly when I'm at home sick.

I watch other movies repeatedly, like Radioland Murders, Terminator, Aliens, Evolution, The Whole Nine Yards, Lake Placid, Super Troopers, Resident Evil, Conan the Barbarian, The Last Unicorn, The Godfather, Sheena Queen of the Jungle, et cetera... but Clue is my most-watched and the one I have to have on when I'm sick. I have to have one of these movies on when I go to sleep, unless I'm in a strange place like a hotel. And then I have to have complete silence.

I don't know the reason for any of this, really.

[ViridianAsp]

I eat my Skittles by color. I eat all the greens, yellows and oranges first. Then I eat the purples, and last the reds.

I got Skittles while at the movies last, and managed to eat all of the first set by the end of the movie. I walked out with only purples and reds and I was ecstatic.


I seriously didn't think anyone else did this. But I usually eat the yellows and oranges first, then green..

[TheLastShamurai]

DCSL's Post.

Betty White in Lake Placid for the win!

[Clove]

I don't know the reason for any of this, really.Because great fucking movies are worth watching over and over and over again?

Ask me how many times I've watched Pulp Fiction. I dare you. I double dare you.

[SHAFT]

That's not a negative thing. That's an admirable thing.

My grandfather always told me never get involved with a woman who has more than 2 cats.

[ViridianAsp]

Because great fucking movies are worth watching over and over and over again?

Ask me how many times I've watched Pulp Fiction. I dare you. I double dare you.


How many times? I've watched it at least over 100.

[TheLastShamurai]

Because great fucking movies are worth watching over and over and over again?

Ask me how many times I've watched Pulp Fiction. I dare you. I double dare you.

How many timez!!!??!?!?

[Clove]

How many timez!!!??!?!?*BLAM* Does Marsallis Wallace LOOK like a BITCH!?!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have to buy my groceries in odd numbers, or else it just bugs the crap out of me. I have no idea why.

I prefer half and half on my cereal to milk. I know it's sick and kind of unhealthy, but god damn do I love it.

My favorite way to eat a slice of cake is after it's sat out for a day and then you dump a bunch of cold milk over it, let it sit for 20 minutes, and then eat it. Again, I know it's sick and unhealthy but I love it.

[Clove]

My favorite way to eat a slice of cake is after it's sat out for a day and then you dump a bunch of cold milk over it, let it sit for 20 minutes, and then eat it. Again, I know it's sick and unhealthy but I love it.That's not sick and unhealthy- it's just expedient! Wait. You don't eat it that way with a glass of milk do you?!

Tres Leches FTMFW!!!!!!

[iJin]

Tres Leches FTMFW!!!!!!

Seriously. Only cake I can eat.

[Jorddyn]

If I had any rep left, I'd neg rep you all for torturing the lactose intolerant :(

[SHAFT]

Mmmmmmm, german chocolate....

Speaking of cake, look at my avatar. Must be a nice cake, she seems happy.

[ViridianAsp]

Mmmmmmm, german chocolate....

Speaking of cake, look at my avatar. Must be a nice cake, she seems happy.

Looks like a cheap, crap cake to me. But I do like the creative use of party favors and wrapping.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Looks like a cheap, crap cake to me. But I do like the creative use of party favors and wrapping.

qft

[Clove]

Looks like a cheap, crap cake to me. But I do like the creative use of party favors and wrapping.Not at all. More like a Twinkie.

[Clove]

I have to buy my groceries in odd numbers, or else it just bugs the crap out of me. I have no idea why.Eggs, beer and hot-dogs have got to be a bitch!

[Divinity]

I anticipate arguments with people and go over them in my head to analyze where the people are coming from - even though the argument hasn't actually happened yet (and they usually end up never happening at all). I do this most often in the shower and will zone out for up to 30 minutes.

I'm not sure why I do this, considering I rarely get into arguments with anyone and don't enjoy things like debating.

I do this shit. I'm analytical and it can be pretty intense. It's my need to be fair, logical and right. Ugh.

[Celephais]

I literally stopped a rather large group of people from gettin goff an elevator... I was a complete psycho to them.

[Celephais]

Like i stood infront of 30+ people and said "You cannot get off this elevator."

[Celephais]

I'm laughing to myself right now. Like a complete psyco. Yup... I don't give a shit If I'm a pyscho. I did the right thing.

[thefarmer]

Why did you stop them?

[iJin]

:yeahthat:

[diethx]

Why did you stop them?

Zombies.

[Celephais]

Yeah... because if they got off the elevator they would have been eaten by the zombie elevator...

Fucking delrium.

[Celephais]

Just so you know, right now I'm listening to Lucky - Twice Lucky. Yeah, that's right, I'm fucking broken.

[Wesley]

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/Comic.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Eggs, beer and hot-dogs have got to be a bitch!

I treat those as units--

i.e. a single 6 or 12 pack of beer, a single package of hot dogs, or a carton of eggs, is "1".

[Deadelf]

I noted that about a decade ago, give or take a year. I'd find that after taking a dump I'd want to shower. Lucky I'm pretty regular and need to go at a certain time so the whole shower thing is pretty easy to pull off. Though if I'm out sync due to being ill or recovering from some illness I've been known to drop by the house and take a shower.

[TheRoseLady]

I'm always paranoid that someone will be disappointed with me. I'm always double checking to make sure that I haven't offended someone, anticipating the possibility that my husband might be upset that I did/didn't do something.

I guess that it's a perfectionism type thing.

I have to push the cart in a store.

I also cannot stand in water that I can't see what my feet are touching, except in the ocean.

I cannot stand a bunch of shit on my table when I'm eating. If I'm in a restaurant, cracker wrappers, coffee creamers, salad dressing cups etc...after they are used have to be removed or put into a neat pile to be removed when the server returns.

[diethx]

I cannot stand a bunch of shit on my table when I'm eating. If I'm in a restaurant, cracker wrappers, coffee creamers, salad dressing cups etc...after they are used have to be removed or put into a neat pile to be removed when the server returns.

lol, you'd hate eating with us then. We always have extra this and that, and this on the side, etc. Tons of extra shit on the table. When the meal is done I practically bus the table, cleaning it all into neat piles on plates and shit, but not until the end of the meal.

[BriarFox]

I repeat out loud good lines in movies or books as I watch or read, mostly without noticing it.

[DeV]

I tune people out on the phone. I could have hours of conversation on the phone but when I hang up, I don't know WTF we talked about.I'm the same. In fact, it's one reason I prefer texting to talking and it can get bad if they insist on bugging the heck out of me. I'll completely ignore phone calls for hours because of it, but all that does is clog my voice mail inbox so I eventually bend and zone out. This is why I could never ever be a quack. That and married women (my primary what the hell is the matter with you combined with my most potent guilty pleasure. And I'll just leave it at that.