Guilty Pleasures

[Clove]

I'm sure someone has to have started a thread like this somewhere, but I didn't match it on a search and haven't seen one like it bumped so... what are your guilty pleasures.

This one is mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoP5K-yX220

It doesn't have a single redeeming element... but I secretly like listening to it.

[Paradii]

Sitting on a secluded beach in Hawaii with a six pack of micro brew with a pint of ahi in shoyu.


A.K.A what I do every saturday and sunday. Suck on that folks.

[diethx]

I sing Tori Amos songs really really loudly when i'm driving around in my car by myself.

Either that or 80s pop songs. I used to share this with my mom but now we live too far from each other. We still try to do it when i'm visiting, however.

[Snapp]

A lot of pop music. Comic books.

[Stretch]

Massive amounts of heart-attack inducing food.

[Celephais]

I've had this song stuck in my head for days (well I had one line, now I have the whole song stuck in my head) thanks to a commercial (for "The Beast"):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtb9fPm2tF0

If this was the end, would you die not dancing?

[diethx]

No, I would die fucking. You can dance all you want.

[Celephais]

No, I would die fucking. You can dance all you want.
Not saying I'd die dancing, I'd probably die playing video games.

And holy shit Clove, I just listened to that song, seriously? Seriously? :facepalm: There are a handful of songs I like that I wouldn't want to admit to anyone, but god, that ones so much worse.

[SHAFT]

Expensive restaurants.....thinking of you Mastro's....

[diethx]

You aren't supposed to mock the guilty pleasures in this thread!

[diethx]

Expensive restaurants.....thinking of you Mastro's....

Yeah, I have this too. :(

[Celephais]

You aren't supposed to mock the guilty pleasures in this thread!
Should I make a thread titled "Lets mock the people who post in the Guilty Pleasures thread".

[diethx]

Should I make a thread titled "Lets mock the people who post in the Guilty Pleasures thread".

You should make a poll to find out.

[Clove]

No, I would die fucking. You can dance all you want.We have to choose one or the other?


And holy shit Clove, I just listened to that song, seriously? Seriously? :facepalm: There are a handful of songs I like that I wouldn't want to admit to anyone, but god, that ones so much worse.Which is why it's a GUILTY pleasure. I have no excuse for liking it. I don't wanna like it; but I do. Oh and that song you had stuck in your head is no prize either :P

[Sweets]

Naps. I'll catch a catnap whenever no one is looking. Naps rock.

[Swami71]

I like Depeche Mode....What? :shrug:

[Clove]

Oh and while we're on the subject, l- I don't want to see some pussy guilty pleasure confessions like "I had this goofy song stuck in my head for a few days" or "I like junk food".

I'm looking for real, I know-it's-wrong-but-can't-help-myself shame here; consistent with the dirty little secret I provided. Things like "I secretly get a thrill out of dropping washers in the Salvation Army donation bucket" or "When nobody's in the house I love to masturbate to my wife's picture of her mother (or father)" or "Whenever I dash into the convenience store I deliberately block the handicap space (especially if someone is already parked there)" or "I have phone sex with Backlash" or "I love singing Tori Amos songs at the top of my lungs"

That kind of thing... I know you all have one (or several) so spill it.

[Sean of the Thread]

I antagonize a lot of fights in a passive way at pubs and what not.

I get satisfaction out of whooping some dudes ass with a quickness.

I also bump into girls playing pool when taking their shot just to get bitchsmacked. Usually ends up in a fight with their man or a good conversation.

[Clove]

I antagonize a lot of fights in a passive way at pubs and what not.Nooooooo!


I also bump into girls playing pool when taking their shot just to get bitchsmacked. Usually ends up in a fight with their man or a good conversation.Okay that one is good, I knew Sean wouldn't let us down... but I know you've got more in ya' Seany...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I have all my toys from when I was a kid. Like, nearly every one of them. I am pretty OCD about collections and storage, so they are all neatly organized in boxes/plastic tubs in my basement. I've got matchbox/hotwheel cars, playmobile stuff, legos, marbles, board games, etc. I've always said I'd give em to my kids, but I think secretly I just can't sell/give them away.

In fact, I was just going through my comics last night. I've got a few original Dare Devils from the 1960's, and just about every Marvel publication from ~1978-1985. I just found the Spiderman where he gets the Venom black suit (actually it wasn't a Spiderman, it was the 24 crossover "Secret Wars" comics). Nerdy I know, but I still like going thorugh them from time to time.

[Asha]

I talk to myself in full conversations. Make up ridiculous songs and sing them etc.
I used to think about my GFs sister when my GF blew me.
I love brutal and humiliating sex.
I listen to Belinda Carlisle when I'm drunk. Sometimes on repeat.
Butter on toast. Non on this low-fat bullshit spread.
Ketamine, Codeine and alcohol.

Oh and cigs. But v. rarely now.

[CrystalTears]

I listen to and love a whole shitload of 80's music, including the group "Yaz". I get ridiculed daily by my husband over this. I do not care.

I also love playing stupid little games from RealArcade, like Diner Dash and so forth. I can play them all day. My husband mocks me, asking me that if I really want to wait tables I should make money doing it.

[Clove]

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Good job Drayal! SHM! CT... I know people in the restaurant industry if you need career help.

[Clove]

I make my own disgusting, bawdy, or silly lyrics to pop songs and sing them at the top of my lungs in my car when I'm driving by myself. Sometimes I do it in front of my wife but the silliness of the lyrics are taken down -several- levels for her benefit.

[Asha]

lol Clove. I do that to my mums dog, changing the lyrics to make me seem like a beastiality freak.

[Fallen]

Anime, calling in sick to work when not sick, skipping out on PT, youporn.com, Video game soundtracks, sleeping for 15 hours straight, taking college classes just to get the GI bill money, spending more time on the PC/Officials at work than working (Thanks a ton BSAT USE STOPPAGE!), using the same towel for swimming without washing it, wearing the same damn blown out pair of sneakers year after year, and gluttony.

[NocturnalRob]

No, I would die fucking. You can dance all you want.
can we leave our friends behind?

[CrystalTears]

can we leave our friends behind?
Cause if friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, they're not friends of mine?

[NocturnalRob]

you got it, sport. same wavelength.

[NocturnalRob]

oh, and guilty pleasure-- i really shouldn't be drinking any soda, but fuck that noise--Dr. Pepper is the nectar of the gods.

http://www.goldenbrewbeverage.com/images/dr_pepper_can.jpg

[Keller]

hookers

[NocturnalRob]

hookers
why would you feel guilty about that?

[Stretch]

why would you feel guilty about that?

Note that he didn't specify whether or not they were women.

[CrystalTears]

Note that he didn't specify whether or not they were women.
PWNT!

[Keller]

Note that he didn't specify whether or not they were women.

Or even humans.

[NocturnalRob]

Note that he didn't specify whether or not they were women.
i believe my question stands.

[BigWorm]

wake and bakes

[DCSL]

Hardcore porn.

[NocturnalRob]

Hardcore porn.
THIS IS NOT A GUILTY PLEASURE!! THIS IS NORMAL!!

amirite!?

[DCSL]

Few of the girls I know IRL will admit to watching any kind of porn at all. =\

[Clove]

lol Clove. I do that to my mums dog, changing the lyrics to make me seem like a beastiality freak.Awesome, I sing to my cat using my own lyrics to pop song or commercial tunes all the time. Makes my wife laugh!

Example:

Oh Mouser I looooooove you, I will always adoooore yooooooouuuu etc. (to John Denver's "You Fill Up My Senses" :blush: I hate John Denver but my mom loves him and played him constantly when I was a child, so I know most of his songs by heart no matter how hard I try to forget)

[Clove]

I think Keller wins with the same-sex non-human hookers.

http://alysonman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/epic-win.jpg

[StrayRogue]

Kate Nash.

[Asha]

Kate Nash.

Christ

[Liagala]

I'll put on Disney songs and sing along while housecleaning
As someone else said, I spent more time screwing around on the internet at work than I do working
Country music. 60's & 70's music (the stuff my mother listens to)
I have conversations with myself whenever no one else is around. Out loud.

[CrystalTears]

I dance like Elaine when no one's around.

[Parkbandit]

I like Psych and Burn Notice on the USA Network.

Please don't tell my friends...

[Clove]

A couple others, but none I'll share with the PCYou deserve neg rep for teasing. IF you have no intention of sharing THEN there's no reason to mention them at all:club:

[Liagala]

You deserve neg rep for teasing. IF you have no intention of sharing THEN there's no reason to mention them at all:club:

Fine, I took it out. Happy? :P

Edit: Why isn't ":P" a smiley?

[Some Rogue]

You deserve neg rep for teasing. IF you have no intention of sharing THEN there's no reason to mention them at all:club:


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's soliciting penis pictures from anonymous guys on the internet.

[Liagala]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's soliciting penis pictures from anonymous guys on the internet.

I'm supposed to feel guilty about that? Oh, man. I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

[DeV]

Few of the girls I know IRL will admit to watching any kind of porn at all. =\
That's so different from the girls I know IRL. I like it too; come hard or don't come at all is my motto or something like that. :whistle:

[Beguiler]

I'm supposed to feel guilty about that? Oh, man. I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

::wails:: LIIIIAAAAA! I've been rep whoring like crazy but still don't have enough to pos rep this! <sob> I'll try harder...~B

PS: I don't feel guilty about it, why should you?

[Clove]

Fine, I took it out. Happy? :P

Edit: Why isn't ":P" a smiley?Can't unring a bell babe.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's soliciting penis pictures from anonymous guys on the internet.Since Lia won't share, I'm going to believe SR is right on target.

[Vesi]

Popsicles. That's all I'm going to say.

[SolitareConfinement]

i like to tell complete strangers at the bar obvious lies just to see how stupid/gullible they really seem to be

[SHAFT]

Eating a 40 piece bag of pizza rolls at once and washing them down with a 3-4 Newcastles or Corona's. Mmmmmmm

[Tea & Strumpets]

Eating a 40 piece bag of pizza rolls at once and washing them down with a 3-4 Newcastles or Corona's. Mmmmmmm

I think you meant to post this in the pot thread.

[Stanley Burrell]

Using the excuse of being drunk to urinate on the nearest floor-like surface.

[SHAFT]

I think you meant to post this in the pot thread.

I don't smoke. Just supply the smokers with the tools.

[SHAFT]

Using the excuse of being drunk to urinate on the nearest floor-like surface.


I love urinating outside in random places. I like to do it wide open spots and just let junior free. The cool air and breeze, caressing the johnson....one of lifes many joys.

[Beguiler]

Whoppers Malted Milk Balls. I hide them from the kids, don't even consider sharing, and savor them veeeeerryyy slowly, one at a time. What chocolate on my breath?

~B

[Clove]

Popsicles. That's all I'm going to say.You REALLY ought to elaborate/specify... before Some Rogue does... That's all I'm going to say.

[Some Rogue]

Balls. I savor them veeeeerryyy slowly, one at a time.

~B

Go on....


You REALLY ought to elaborate/specify... before Some Rogue does... That's all I'm going to say.

You act like I am the only perv here.

[Clove]

Go on....



You act like I am the only perv here.Not at all, just one of the most skillful pervs.

[Some Rogue]

Practice practice practice

[Vesi]

Practice practice practice

Pervalicious.

And no, you're not the only one on here. Though you are in the top five!

I <3 you anyway.

[Jorddyn]

Go on....

You act like I am the only perv here.

You're not the only, but you're one of my favorites!

You and DeV. Must be an Illinois thing...

[Clove]

You're not the only, but you're one of my favorites!

You and DeV. Must be an Illinois thing...Jorddyn, I love ya but the price for bullshitting here is the admission of a guilty pleasure.

Give it up or GTFO.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm addicted to hard-core porn, and masturbating. It doesn't matter if I'm getting laid 5 times a day, I still have this burning desire to solo it all the damn time. 2-3 times before work and at least twice after.

Annnd a whole littany of kinky, submissive bondage stuff-- hooding and gagging, stress positions, shibari, etc.

So, mostly just pervy sexual things.

[Vesi]

I'm addicted to hard-core porn, and masturbating. It doesn't matter if I'm getting laid 5 times a day, I still have this burning desire to solo it all the damn time. 2-3 times before work and at least twice after.

Annnd a whole littany of kinky, submissive bondage stuff-- hooding and gagging, stress positions, shibari, etc.

So, mostly just pervy sexual things.

A+

[Sweets]

I prefer girl on girl porn. There. I said it.

[Clove]

So, mostly just pervy sexual things.No, no, no, no, no. You're confused. When a guy is addicted to kinky sexual things it's pervy. When a girl is addicted to kinky sexual things it's AWESOME!

[Jorddyn]

Jorddyn, I love ya but the price for bullshitting here is the admission of a guilty pleasure.

Give it up or GTFO.

I like reading about other people's guilty pleasures. :)

[Clove]

I like reading about other people's guilty pleasures. :)It's not reading I'm giving you shit for; it's commenting without confessing a guilty pleasure. Read allllll you like, but if you aren't gonna confess STFU :P.

[CrystalTears]

It's not reading I'm giving you shit for; it's commenting without confessing a guilty pleasure. Read allllll you like, but if you aren't gonna confess STFU :P.
That IS her guilty pleasure. :tongue:

[Cephalopod]

I read and write Twilight fan fiction, because I am secretly a goth/emo teenage girl.

[Stanley Burrell]

I love urinating outside in random places. I like to do it wide open spots and just let junior free. The cool air and breeze, caressing the johnson....one of lifes many joys.

Nah, I meant indoors. Like on a rug or a rug-like object: Like a well-groomed maltese.

[diethx]

Make up ridiculous songs and sing them etc.

I totally do that all the time to my cats. And sometimes to J. He finds hilarity in my retardation.


I like Psych and Burn Notice on the USA Network.

Please don't tell my friends...

Psych is awesome, you're crazy!

Oh, and I love screwing up the curve for my classmates. I know it's a terrible thing to admit, but fuck 'em.

[Jorddyn]

That IS her guilty pleasure. :tongue:

See, CT gets it!

[iJin]

Hardcore horror movies (Major blood quirting action, flying limbs, sounds of bones breaking and flesh being ripped, etc..etc) is a tremendous turn on. Oh, and I have an oral fixation.

[Clove]

Oh, and I have an oral fixation.Who doesn't?

[Clove]

Oh and I think Fallen mentioned YouPorn (awesome site) but I also dig literotica.com.

[DCSL]

I'm addicted to hard-core porn, and masturbating. It doesn't matter if I'm getting laid 5 times a day, I still have this burning desire to solo it all the damn time. 2-3 times before work and at least twice after.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Although probably not that often 'cause I'm lazy and tired after work. On days off though, I could go forever. As long as the porn lasts, so do I.

[Gan]

I still know all the words to "Thriller" and bust a move when it comes on the radio or on TV, no matter who's around.

I like going commando.

Crop dusting the main aisleway at work, and leaving claymores in the copy room.

[Asha]

Oh Redtube. Yeah. :D

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

I still know all the words to "Thriller" and bust a move when it comes on the radio or on TV, no matter who's around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

Go for it.



Mine is... pro wrestling. Specifically smallish promotions which have faded into obscurity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beHyEK_MOP0

[Clove]

Rowdy Roddy Piper Rules!

[Celephais]

Which is why it's a GUILTY pleasure. I have no excuse for liking it. I don't wanna like it; but I do. Oh and that song you had stuck in your head is no prize either :P
Oh, no I didn't mean that song I posted was a guilty pleasure, your song reminded me of it because your song was the type of terrible shit that tends to get stuck in my head... and yeah, your song did get stuck in my head, so you got me there.

I can't really think of any guilty pleasures I do... mostly because I don't feel bad about the things I do, cause that's how I do. Oh! I do get pleasure out of berating people on the internet, I don't feel bad about it, but I guess some part of me knows that it's not nice, but doesn't care (I think quite a few of us are 'guilty' of that here)

[Clove]

...and yeah, your song did get stuck in my head, so you got me there.Mission accomplished!!! This thread is now complete.


I can't really think of any guilty pleasures I do... mostly because I don't feel bad about the things I do, cause that's how I do. Oh! I do get pleasure out of berating people on the internet, I don't feel bad about it, but I guess some part of me knows that it's not nice, but doesn't care (I think quite a few of us are 'guilty' of that here)That'll do... that'll do...

[Izzy]

I do get pleasure out of berating people on the internet, I don't feel bad about it, but I guess some part of me knows that it's not nice, but doesn't care (I think quite a few of us are 'guilty' of that here)

:yeahthat:
I'm an asshole when I play WC3 and people suck. Meh.

Also, I'm apparently only able to steal other people's problems.

[Deadelf]

>>I'm addicted to hard-core porn, and masturbating. It doesn't matter if I'm >>getting laid 5 times a day, I still have this burning desire to solo it all the >>damn time. 2-3 times before work and at least twice after.

>>Annnd a whole littany of kinky, submissive bondage stuff-- hooding and >>gagging, stress positions, shibari, etc.

>>So, mostly just pervy sexual things.
>>Narcissiia

LOL Narcissiia and I have something in common. My first wife said I was over sexed. Hrmph.

>>No, no, no, no, no. You're confused. When a guy is addicted to kinky >>sexual things it's pervy. When a girl is addicted to kinky sexual things it's >>AWESOME!
>>Clove

Heh, which was why I was gonna stay out of this thread but yeah I agree with ya Clove.

[Clove]

Bump. I know there are more posters with silly/embarrassing little things they do for fun when absolutely nobody's watching...

[Cephalopod]

I like to do this when no one's watching... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=891338&postcount=3276)

...and this (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=889920&postcount=3248), and this (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=888033&postcount=3183), and this. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=881867&postcount=2928)

I'm a hawt PC girl, but I need a new hobby now!

[Allereli]

http://www.zappos.com/images/744/7445934/10757-705377-d.jpg

I have a boot addiction

[Drakefang]

http://www.zappos.com/images/744/7445934/10757-705377-d.jpg

I have a boot addiction

Fuck, that's hot. The boots and the addiction.