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wood1559
02-10-2009, 08:57 PM
Your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/asian ladyboy/transgender partner wakes you in the middle of the night.

You pillow talk/reassure/berate him/her/it and put to rest the fear of std/financial ruin/deportation.

Knowing that you've got an early booty call/monthly meeting/drug deal, you try desperately to fall back to sleep.

You realize that oral/quickie/ancient and possibly illegal sex act will help you rest.

How best to approach your sleepy and unwilling spousal equivalent?

Discuss...

Any resemblance to real people, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Asha
02-10-2009, 09:00 PM
Wierd.
Celephais
02-10-2009, 09:00 PM
Aaaaand TROGDOR comes in the niiiiiight!
Back
02-10-2009, 09:03 PM
Break out the Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Liagala
02-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Touch his shoulder and say "Honey, are you awake?"

Men are pretty easy.
Cephalopod
02-10-2009, 09:21 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e184/Cob450/SurpriseButtsecks.jpg
Back
02-10-2009, 09:21 PM
Touch his shoulder and say "Honey, are you awake?"

Men are pretty easy.

QFT
MotleyCrew
02-10-2009, 11:55 PM
Two words for ya Wood...Oral Sex
Ignot
02-11-2009, 12:27 AM
I just start doing it with her. If she isn't feeling it then I just do it myself, which takes a long time and makes it pretty hard for the other person to go back to sleep. She knows it speeds things up with her involved so I usually get at least a BJ/HJ just so we can all go back to bed.