Gemstone Combat ROFL Moments

[Khariz]

A triton combatant hurtles herself at you with great speed, but flies slightly off center of her target and tumbles to the water with a splash!
R>at
You swing a burnished vultite claidhmore at a triton combatant!
AS: +543 vs DS: +237 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +85 = +420
... and hit for 118 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the triton combatant into shock which leads very quickly to death.
The triton combatant gurgles once and goes still, a wrathful look on her face.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Another odd duck]

Heh, I had this happen ....
A vesperti points a clawed finger at you!
A vesperti stares into your eyes.
CS: +206 - TD: +257 + CvA: +2 + d100: +25 - -5 == -19
Warded off!
You resist the fear.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You swing a spiked white ora mattock at a vesperti!
AS: +328 vs DS: +222 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +58 = +200
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Finger ripped away from left hand.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


Not nice to point.

[TheLastShamurai]

fighting that oracle in nighthaven last night was laughable.

i think we hit it like a million times.

[Danical]

Nighthaven . . . did the DA resurface?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Rocksand smiles.
I>519 rocksand
Voodoo '519 rocksand' to 'PREPARE 519', 'CAST AT rocksand'.
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
I>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Rocksand.
CS: +475 - TD: +352 + CvA: +12 + d100: +53 - -5 == +193
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Rocksand and she bursts into flame!
Some bright silvery leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to head. That hurt a bit.
Some bright silvery leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
Some bright silvery leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
The flames around Rocksand continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Ainura makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Ainura gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Ainura.
>415 rocksand
Voodoo '415 rocksand' to 'PREPARE 415', 'CAST AT rocksand'.
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Rocksand.
CS: +476 - TD: +352 + CvA: +12 + d100: +58 - -5 == +199
Warding failed!
You blast Rocksand for 88 points of damage.
... 55 points of damage!
Impact removes the left hand in a spray of red mist!
* Rocksand drops dead at your feet!
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Rocksand suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Rocksand.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Rocksand.
The white light leaves Rocksand.
The very powerful look leaves Rocksand.
The air calms down around Rocksand.
The light blue glow leaves Rocksand.
The deep blue glow leaves Rocksand.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Rocksand's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Rocksand.
Someone screams, "Murder by Tayvin! Call the town constable!"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[TheLastShamurai]

Nighthaven . . . did the DA resurface?

no its just what i call the place.

[Tolwynn]

Vesperti are good for this sort of thread.

A vesperti snarls, "Die will we not, not to man, not to priest, not to any."

Tolwynn gestures at a vesperti.
Tolwynn hurls a powerful lightning bolt at a vesperti!
AS: +256 vs DS: +156 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +94 = +233
... and hits for 119 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left hand into another universe.
Happy traveling.
The vesperti's wings splay out as he goes still.
The deep blue glow leaves a vesperti.
The bright luminescence fades from around a vesperti.
The powerful look leaves a vesperti.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a vesperti.
The light blue glow leaves a vesperti.

Tolwynn says, "Ohhhh... certain there."

[Enceladus]

Yeah, we had to have been hitting those oracles for 10-20k worth of damage by the end.

[TheLastShamurai]

yeah we did 10k easy. i personally hit it for 1376 worth of damage.

[NocturnalRob]

i personally hit it for 1376 worth of damage.
you realize that's 39 too much, right?

[Danical]

you realize that's 39 too much, right?

lulz, I thought the same thing.

[m444w]

I don't get it?

[Methais]

m444w your avatar is fucking creepy. Wtf is it? I thought it was a bloodhound at first and then the more I looked at it the more human with a dog's head it looks like and now I'm scared to sleep at night.

[Celephais]

I don't get it?
If you don't get it, then you're not.

[m444w]

m444w your avatar is fucking creepy. Wtf is it? I thought it was a bloodhound at first and then the more I looked at it the more human with a dog's head it looks like and now I'm scared to sleep at night.

I have nothing firm, because I don't really feel like looking it up. it looks like a wax sculpture of some sort, and someone else said it was some art sculpture so that makes sense.

I just saw it, and said... now that is something that needs to be shared with the world.

It's the creepiest thing i've ever seen, since my 7th grade teacher asked a girl to pick up a book to look down her shirt... she was a boxom 7th grader

[Winter's Kiss]

1337, Shade.. 1337