Ratolin Post Here.

[Miss Ismurii]

I want the boob thread left alone, so here you go Ratolin, just for you. Maybe you can tell us how amazingly fit you are and show off those muscles so we can dool over them because we're all fat and have no lives.

[Ratolin180]

Ismurii, I'm sorry. But I'm afraid I will have to go ahead and post where ever I feel like it.

kthnx.

[Kyra231]

I want the boob thread left alone, so here you go Ratolin, just for you. Maybe you can tell us how amazingly fit you are and show off those muscles so we can dool over them because we're all fat and have no lives.

Good idea. Now if only people would ignore him in the other thread so his specialness dies off in it.

[Ratolin180]

if only you people weren't such tools. 'OMG I'm so cool I am so keen on all the forum happenings.'

get a life and try a salad instead of a cheeseburger.

[Euler]

if only you people weren't such tools. 'OMG I'm so cool I am so keen on all the forum happenings.'

get a life and try to toss salad like me.


fixed

[Ratolin180]

yeah that was almost funny, you were right there man.. right there.

[Euler]

that's what she said

[SHAFT]

ratolin got rick roll'd today. ask him about it

[Ratolin180]

actually no I didnt fuckhead.... do you not read the responses to your private message? I didn't even click the link, so try again.

That's the oldest rick roll'd trick in the book. Get some new material then come back and try, kthx.

[SHAFT]

Getting rick roll'd really pisses me off!!!!!

[Ratolin180]

doesnt bother me. Rick Roll has more money than you. Hence he is better at life than you.

[Liagala]

Did you just call him "Rick Roll"?

[SHAFT]

Did you just call him "Rick Roll"?

Hehe, I think so. Rick Astley pal

[Euler]

he was talking about Rick Roll, the venture capitalist, not Rick Astley. Rick Roll has way more money than you OR Rick Astlry and is therefore better at life than both of you.

[Wesley]

You know what this thread needs?

[DCSL]

DINOSAURS.

[Wesley]

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/Dinosaurs2.jpg

[Warriorbird]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8a/Raptor_Jesus_1.jpg

[Martaigne]

I was gonna say midgets.

[Emeriana]

You know what this thread needs?

Completely off-topic, but great avatar! That's from The Princess Bride right? Just wanted to make sure and not look like an idiot lol. Great movie though!

[Wesley]

Completely off-topic, but great avatar! That's from The Princess Bride right? Just wanted to make sure and not look like an idiot lol. Great movie though!

http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/hellomynameisinigo.jpg

[Emeriana]

http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/hellomynameisinigo.jpg

Hahahaha, I'd so wear that to DragonCon lol.

[Keller]

get a life and try a salad instead of a cheeseburger.

I put salad ON my cheeseburger. I fucking OWN YOU BITCH.

[Ratolin180]

yeah your a child.
I bet you played D&D in highschool and listen to depeche mode.

[Keller]

yeah your a child.
I bet you played D&D in highschool and listen to depeche mode.

I don't get it. Is an "a child" a good thing? I wasn't aware that I had one.

I played D&D in elementary and middle school. I was playing mostly table-top games in high school.

To be honest, I've not listened to Depeche Mode. I might like them though. Do you think I would based on my gaming history?

[Martaigne]

yeah your a child.
I bet you played D&D in highschool and listen to depeche mode.

You're the one that can't spell, punctuate, or capitalize correctly (even with a 4th grade vocabulary, at that), and you're trying to call Keller a child?

Graduate high school, then come back.

[Miss Ismurii]

Thank you for coming where you belong, Ratolin, very much appreciated!

[Ratolin180]

no problem. thanks for the target practice.

[Ratolin180]

Yeah, you're a child.

I bet you played D&D in high school and listened to Depeche Mode.

I was bored and decided to fix it lol.

actually, the listen to depeche mode was present tense...

as in listens to Depeche mode now..so here.. I'll fix it for you

I bet you played D&D in high school and still listen to Depeche Mode.[/B]

[diethx]

Oh who the fuck cares.

[Methais]

This thread needs more Seany Digital.

Someone contact him.


I was gonna say midgets.

We don't need Bob getting all aroused now.

[Back]

http://www.exfactor.net/misc/sign-Cowbell.130124930_std.jpg

[Drakefang]

http://www.exfactor.net/misc/sign-Cowbell.130124930_std.jpg

Crap I can't rep you, yet! That was so win.

[CrystalTears]

Recapping here since I don't want to muddy up the good threads.


It's a fact, I am the best looking dude on GS.HAHAHAHAHAHA! Far from it. There's a chick with a mullet around here who is better looking than you.


i r troll


i r prickI wholeheartedly agree.


anyway, done with you idiots.


Like I said. I'm done here.. just keep in the back of your head.


Done here.You keep saying it, but you won't do it. Keep your promises. Thanks.

[Methais]

HE'S REALLY DONE THIS TIME CT JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!11

[Ratolin180]

Recapping here since I don't want to muddy up the good threads.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Far from it. There's a chick with a mullet around here who is better looking than you.



I wholeheartedly agree.





You keep saying it, but you won't do it. Keep your promises. Thanks.


Ive seen your pic ... lol .. your fucking hideously fat ...

[CrystalTears]

Ive seen your pic ... lol .. your fucking hideously fat ...
And you're hideously ugly. I can lose weight. You, on the other hand, will always be one ugly motherfucker.

And it's "you're", you dumb assmuncher.

[Methais]

Ive seen your pic ... lol .. your fucking hideously fat ...

You look like a Fred Durst wannabe. If you're gonna try to look like someone, at least try to look like someone cool.

Like Asian Prince.
http://www.jhvu.com/images/tuananh.jpg

[Ratolin180]

You look like a Fred Durst wannabe. If you're gonna try to look like someone, at least try to look like someone cool.

Like Asian Prince.
http://www.jhvu.com/images/tuananh.jpg

Actually I dont look like a fred durst wannabe. Dont see how you get that..

if you say hat on backwards.. wow.. where did you grow up? Nebraska? sorry, I grew up in the inner city, we wear our hats backwards on occasion, especially when taking a picture so you can see our damn face.. either that or the hat is pulled down so low you cant see ur faces.

so yeah..

my wardrobe is impeccable, I'm clean cut, smell good, love hats, tennis shoes and looking nice. that makes me un-cool here.. boohoo.

how about ya just stop talking to me. And I'll stop talking to you guys. sounds good to me.

[Methais]

I'm too lazy to go back and find your pic. Post it again. And no it's not the backwards hat. But I'm glad you're almost catching on.

[Widgets]

Post a pic then. My motto is, if people refuse to post a pic on the internet for people they likely will never meet in real life and continue to talk shit, odds are they are real fucking ugly in life and have shit to hide...Like a third arm

[Ratolin180]

my pic is in this thread somewhere find it. please beleive me, I am far from ugly. not a god or anything but certainly not ugly. heh. look in the post your pic thread

[BriarFox]

my wardrobe is impeccable, I'm clean cut, smell good, love hats, tennis shoes and looking nice. that makes me un-cool here.. boohoo.

how about ya just stop talking to me. And I'll stop talking to you guys. sounds good to me.

You are the most narcissistic piece of misogynistic trash I've ever had the misfortune to run across. Let me sketch out your likely evolution, using pictures so you understand.

EDIT: Oh, wait, I forgot: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/narcissistic and http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misogynistic

Here's you now (or at least what you seem to think you look like):
http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/dodgeball.gif

Here's you after realizing what a waste of human plasma you are:
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2008/08/24/20080824-225410-pic-391791998_t220.jpg

Here's the end result:
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/MonteCristoHakushaku/fat%20people/NudeFatGuy.jpg

[Euler]

I grew up in the inner city, we wear our hats backwards on occasion,

http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wigger/wigger2.jpg

[Ratolin180]

now.. Im a tad more white than that kid.

[Ratolin180]

here ya go..

www.myspace.com/madcap180

[BriarFox]

here ya go..

www.myspace.com/madcap180

I didn't really need that box of ammo, but thanks. Guess you can never have too much. I'll put this in the garage.

[Martaigne]

here ya go..

www.myspace.com/madcap180

Wow.

[Stanley Burrell]

.

http://mrcoolice.ytmnd.com/

[Ratolin180]

wow what? nothing wrong with my myspace or my pics. ya'll the ones that look like fuckin freaks. I look like a normal everyday guy. lol.

[Martaigne]

wow what? nothing wrong with my myspace or my pics. ya'll the ones that look like fuckin freaks. I look like a normal everyday guy. lol.

"Wow." at you posting your Myspace page on the PC.

ROFL @ you assuming what I look like. You're a piece of work, guy.

[Ratolin180]

Im not assuming anything.

I dont care about posting my myspace.. nothing on there you can use really for anything

[Miss Ismurii]

my pic is in this thread somewhere find it. please beleive me, I am far from ugly. not a god or anything but certainly not ugly. heh. look in the post your pic thread

Your idiotcy hides anything that is good about you, in all honesty. It's sad, I know, but only you can change that. It might be too late though.

[Ratolin180]

my idiocy... is simply just there to egg you guys on.. thought you'd realized that by now.

[Miss Ismurii]

I thought we were "putting eggs on you"?

[BriarFox]

my idiocy... is simply just there to egg you guys on.. thought you'd realized that by now.

"About face! March!"

"You're in the PC now,
You're not behind the plow,
You're digging a ditch,
You son of a bitch,
You're in the PC now."

[Ratolin180]

.......?

[BriarFox]

Sigh. Someone else explain it.

[Ratolin180]

cue rodney king..

can't we all just get along.. im tired of arguing.

[Miss Ismurii]

Once you become civil, certainly! (:

[Ratolin180]

Ive been civil for the past hour.

[diethx]

http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/0001.jpg

One fucking ugly ass polesmoker, as requested.

[Euler]

my idiocy... is simply just there to egg you guys on.. thought you'd realized that by now.

damn you all are fools, for real though, know what I'm sayin? G has you all wrapped up in his master plan. Props Rat. Hey, on the real though, we should get together in RL. I have three seasons of Pimp My Ride on Tivo. Off the hook, dog.

[Miss Ismurii]

Ive been civil for the past hour.

Because you decided to stop acting like your twelve and calling everyone fat and threatening lives? Are you done telling us what one sexy hott mofo you are too? I made this thread so you can do that.

[Ratolin180]

meh I still think I'm pretty damn good looking, can't change that..

insults get insults. it's a never ending cycle so i was being the bigger person and saying 'I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!' :)

and the threats only came when ..well you know when.. hopefully people won't drag that subject up again. off limits.

[Ratolin180]

damn you all are fools, for real though, know what I'm sayin? G has you all wrapped up in his master plan. Props Rat. Hey, on the real though, we should get together in RL. I have three seasons of Pimp My Ride on Tivo. Off the hook, dog.

Sorry I don't speak wigga.

And your characterization of me as such is unfounded. I do not sag my pants, I do not wear 'do-rags' .. I listen to rock, country, classical, hip hop, bluegrass, jazz.. etc. I do not have a 'grill' nor do I ride on 23's.

[Kyra231]

here ya go..

www.myspace.com/madcap180



Oh look, one more damn good reason to get out of this ass backwards state. Look at what it produces. :shit:

[Ratolin180]

Oh look, one more damn good reason to get out of this ass backwards state. Look at what it produces. :shit:

NC didn't produce me. I'm a product of South Boston, Massachusetts.

[Janda]

here ya go..

www.myspace.com/madcap180


does anyone else find it the least bit odd that there are NO baby pics from the proud papa? Also in the details, under children, it lists -someday-.

just something that made me go hmmm

carry on

[Ratolin180]

would you like people on the internet oogling at your baby?

Also I haven't updated that thing in forever, my kid is only 5 months old.

[diethx]

does anyone else find it the least bit odd that there are NO baby pics from the proud papa? Also in the details, under children, it lists -someday-.

just something that made me go hmmm

carry on

lol, nice.

[Ratolin180]

thanks for pointing that out though, it has since been updated.

[Ratolin180]

lol, nice.

nice what? that I don't want people on the internet looking at pics of my baby.. theres some fucking freaks out there...

or nice that I hadn't updated my myspace because its the most important thing in my life? lol.

wow..

[Khariz]

Dude is seriously the gift that keeps on giving.

[Ratolin180]

I didn't give you shit.

my myspace. WOW.. you can get so much from that.. so much to insult me about.. what are you going to insult me about? theres nothing there you can use or you would have used it.

EOS I'm trying to be civil here, go to another thread, notice it says RATOLIN post here.. not Khariz post here.

[diethx]

nice what? that I don't want people on the internet looking at pics of my baby.. theres some fucking freaks out there...

or nice that I hadn't updated my myspace because its the most important thing in my life? lol.

wow..

What, you so afraid you can't protect your kid that you won't even post proud pictures of him on the internet for your "friends" to see? Feelings of incompetence would explain your insane rage towards anyone who talks about him. If he even really exists... 'cause i'm still iffy about whether or not there's a woman out there desperate enough to touch your dick.

(Friends are in quotes because I don't really believe a douchebag like you would have any friends that would appreciate baby pics.)

[BriarFox]

He's still a tool, but he is trying to be civil now. Cut him some slack.

[diethx]

He's still a tool, but he is trying to be civil now. Cut him some slack.

Unlike earlier when he threatened to kill me, right? ;)

There will be no slack cutting.

[Ratolin180]

What, you so afraid you can't protect your kid that you won't even post proud pictures of him on the internet for your "friends" to see? Feelings of incompetence would explain your insane rage towards anyone who talks about him. If he even really exists... 'cause i'm still iffy about whether or not there's a woman out there desperate enough to touch your dick.

(Friends are in quotes because I don't really believe a douchebag like you would have any friends that would appreciate baby pics.)


You know nothing about me. I like it that way.

What you beleive makes no difference to me and doesn't matter to me. I'm not here to try to prove anything to you. There is a private album that my family members and close friends can see. I do not post pictures in general areas that perverts and pedophiles can look at and fap off. Please stop responding to any posts go somewhere else and post. Or stay here, I could care less, but get off my nuts. Any and all posts by you will be ignored from here on out. Have a nice life.

[Janda]

There is a private album that my family members and close friends can see. I do not post pictures in general areas that perverts and pedophiles can look at and fap off.

Just to play devils advocate, I must say, that here are MANY ways you can keep someone from seeing said childs pics. First and foremost, and something I use myself, is the wonderful private feature that myspace provides. Or would that prevent you from 'showing off' on a message board?

just saying that even YOU would have to admit that it looks a bit odd

[Miss Ismurii]

If it doesn't matter to you, why do you continue to post?

[Ratolin180]

If it doesn't matter to you, why do you continue to post?

I was letting it be known that I wasn't going to feed into that person anymore.

[diethx]

I was letting it be known that I wasn't going to feed into that person anymore.

C'mon Rat boy. I say it's time to quit punishing yourself. Step back from the computer and go do something else. There's gotta be something to do up there in Archdale!

[Ratolin180]

Just to play devils advocate, I must say, that here are MANY ways you can keep someone from seeing said childs pics. First and foremost, and something I use myself, is the wonderful private feature that myspace provides. Or would that prevent you from 'showing off' on a message board?

just saying that even YOU would have to admit that it looks a bit odd

Um.. did you read that wrong? I said 'THERE IS A PRIVATE ALBUM' that family and friends can see.

[Ratolin180]

But.. in any event..

I read that we are getting an additional 500 dollar tax credit or 6.2% whichever turns out to be the lowest as part of this stimulus package.

[Janda]

Um.. did you read that wrong? I said 'THERE IS A PRIVATE ALBUM' that family and friends can see.

Did I read it wrong? No, not at all. I simply find it odd that someone SO concerned, doesnt have the whole damn thing private.

[Lyonis]

http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/hellomynameisinigo.jpg

:rofl:

That is awesome!

[Ratolin180]

Did I read it wrong? No, not at all. I simply find it odd that someone SO concerned, doesnt have the whole damn thing private.

Why? I dont care if people see MY pictures or ME.. I'm not worried about ME.

[Rimalon]

Why? I dont care if people see MY pictures or ME.. I'm not worried about ME.

Quiet you.

I'm going to find you, and then I will proceed to teach you why the caged bird sings.

Hint: it's assrape.

http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/288140/MayaAngelou.jpg

[Rolis]

I am sorry that I actually read through this entire post to try and find out what this was all about. I would really hate to know how old everyone is. This is some retarded shit..

[Widgets]

I am sorry that I actually read through this entire post to try and find out what this was all about. I would really hate to know how old everyone is. This is some retarded shit..

No...This is...Spaaaarrrrrrtttttaaaaaaaa!

or...The interwebs! Where everyone and everything is usually retarded.

[SHAFT]

you've been pwn'd

[Ignot]

For someone who says we are all just a bunch of fat, ugly, losers Ratolin sure does post alot. I have trouble keeping up with all the posts, despite me being a fat, ugly, loser of course.

[Keller]

For someone who says we are all just a bunch of fat, ugly, losers Ratolin sure does post alot. I have trouble keeping up with all the posts, despite me being a fat, ugly, loser of course.

your a child i bet u played D&D in high school and listen to depeche mode.

:loser:

[nub]

your a child i bet u played D&D in high school and listen to depeche mode.

:loser:

I know you are making fun of rat here but I love how a lot of internet insults (the way rat seems to be throwing them around) start with "I bet" or "you probably"

[Keller]

I know you are making fun of rat here but I love how a lot of internet insults (the way rat seems to be throwing them around) start with "I bet" or "you probably"

As Mabus has informed all of us, gambling is an addiction and we're all bad people.

Mostly that we're all bad people.

[Celephais]

I bet Ratolin's kid grows up to play D&D and listen to Depeche Mode.

[Khariz]

I bet Ratolin's kid grows up to play D&D and listen to Depeche Mode.

You'd better fireproof your house!

[Keller]

I bet Ratolin's kid grows up to play D&D and listen to Depeche Mode.

Hopefully the D&D would help give them group social skills that their dad lacks.

[Methais]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t17/MonteCristoHakushaku/fat%20people/NudeFatGuy.jpg

Holy shit is that the fat McDonald's kid all grown up?

http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/fat-kits-eating-mcdonalds.jpg

[Methais]

Im not assuming anything.

I dont care about posting my myspace.. nothing on there you can use really for anything


Daniel's Blurbs
About me:
Caution: If you are offended by anything I have to say.. (cue Vince Vaughn...) EAR MUFFS! "Can't" is a word that is not in my vocabulary. If you tell me I can't I will.. if you say impossible, I will do it. Tell me I will never amount to anything, I will change the world and rub it in your face. I'm spiteful in the best possible way. If you have an excuse as to why you can't do something, I will present 50 reasons why you can do it. If you hurt me I'm the kind of person that will make myself even better than I was before, each time, and make it a point to make you notice for the simple pleasure of telling you to kick rocks when you try to ease back in. Adversity is nothing but a monkey on your back and last I checked, we were higher up on the food chain than monkeys. if you want to know anything else, hit me up or send me an IM on AIM at Madcap180

You can't stop posting. It's impossible.

EDIT: But not before explaining this...

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_4e1fbc2f17c6a6e286c93b75c29bd1d1.jpg
"the new whippa... wanted an Si... got a Si.. that's how I do."


Do I see spinners?

[Ignot]

That's a chick car.

[diethx]

That's a chick car.

It's even a pretty chick color, to match Ratolin's nail polish.

[ViridianAsp]

It's even a pretty chick color, to match Ratolin's nail polish.

Well you know... That's how he do. (whatever the fuck that means.)

[Vesi]

It's even a pretty chick color, to match Ratolin's nail polish.


They had manicuring 101 in jail?

[Tolwynn]

In all fairness, he might have been someone's chick in prison, so maybe lay off a bit on the car.

[diethx]

They had manicuring 101 in jail?


In all fairness, he might have been someone's chick in prison, so maybe lay off a bit on the car.

^^^

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

or...The interwebs!

http://aidenvdh.rootnode.net/fun_gallery/imgs2/1191870712560.jpg

[Methais]

I still want an answer to the fat McDonald's kid question.

[iJin]

Yes. It is.




(I'm just guessing)

[Ignot]

Holy shit is that the fat McDonald's kid all grown up?





I still want an answer to the fat McDonald's kid question.

Yes but it's only a few years later, not really grown up.

[Methais]

Yes but it's only a few years later, not really grown up.

Maybe I meant grown out. That seems more fitting.

[Khariz]

[OOC]-Malificet: "What level are you now Ratolin?"
[OOC]-Ratolin: "46"
[OOC]-Maliku: "so why aren't you out looking for another job"
[OOC]-Ratolin: "I have to get my car fixed first"
[OOC]-Ratolin: "waiting on that"
[OOC]-Tarlina: "shit, if I was laid off, I would be sitting home collecting unemployment and playing gs too"
[OOC]-Ratolin: "my car is currently undriveable and its just now getting warm enough to put the bike on the road"
[OOC]-Ratolin: "so sometime this week I'll put the bike on the road and get looking again"

[Celephais]

That's how I do.

[iJin]

That's how I do.

You forget, e-thuggery doesn't require correct punctuation! Atleast in Ratolin's case.

[SHAFT]

I actually feel bad for this guy. Poor sap

[Miss Ismurii]

Making the wrong friends.

Emeriana gives Ratolin a warm buss on the lips.

[Miss Ismurii]

Did I ever say it had to do with the forums? He's an idiot in the game just as much as he is OOC. I just LOLed when I saw that and had to put it up. I know your married, you made that statement, but I didn't say you had OOC interactions with him. I don't see why you have to bring that up.

[Martaigne]

He's an idiot in the game just as much as he is OOC.

Sorry, Emeriana, but this is truth.

[Ignot]

Anything I do in a video game stays in the game.

Even teh cyberz?

[Mathari]

Sorry, Emeriana, but this is truth.
Seconded (or thirded, whatever the case may be).

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Sorry, Emeriana, but this is truth.

x a million

[kallindra]

I'll be honest, I've seen the posts. I've seen the stuff he says over OOC on psinet... but the one character I have that's met him, hasn't been given a reason to hate/dislike/avoid him.

Granted I don't think I've spent more that 10 or 15 minutes (max) in the same room with him... but she can't rightly avoid him just because he irritates me.

Basically, she hangs around him long enough, he'll do something stupid, character will go "What under the moons?" walk away, problem fixed... no reason to do so until it happens though.

[Miss Ismurii]

True, but my character's seen how he is in the game. He killed Ismurii for no reason other than he was bored, which I find extrememly retarded. So, that being said, I have more than enough reason. Also he fails at RP, especially when he abuses the verbs.

[kallindra]

Not arguing, from what I've seen others go through, I have to agree... I just don't have a logical IC reason to do anything other than my character might usually do.

[SHAFT]

This is what I should have said to Ratolin:

"I want you off the fucking set you prick! No, don't just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the fuck are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I fucking walk around and rip- no, shut the fuck up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about- Hey! It's fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the fucking scene. Gimme a fucking answer. What don't you get about it? ... fuck sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to fucking do a scene here and I'm going why the fuck is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the fucking set man, for fuck's set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a fucking minute, let's go again. And let's not have you fucking walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-fucking-believable. The number of times you stroll in the fucking background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't fucking understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna fucking kick your fucking ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I ain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're fucking done professionally.... fucking ass."

[Methais]

Hahaha, is that from a movie or something? It was giving me a headache trying to read it. Damn distractions! If it is, I want to see it. Sounds like it would be freaking hilarious hehe.

It's Christian Bale going off on the set of Terminator 4 like a whiny little cunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

He's just mad he got pwned by Heath in Dark Knight.

[SHAFT]

Oooooooh good!

[Methais]

Damn, I can't view YouTube videos at work since my computer has an ancient version of Flash, and I don't have administrative rights. Sounds like it's hilarious though. ^_^ And, seeing Christian Bale whining has to be classic.

TEH LINK WILL STILL BE THAR WEN U GET HOM!!!!1

[Cephalopod]

Did I ever say it had to do with the forums? He's an idiot in the game just as much as he is OOC. I just LOLed when I saw that and had to put it up. I know your married, you made that statement, but I didn't say you had OOC interactions with him. I don't see why you have to bring that up.

YOU'RE (http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html) YOU'RE (http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your) YOU'RE (http://esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/cm_your.htm)

[diethx]

:rofl: I figured that would be posted here pretty quickly. Before the incoming firestorm, I have nothing against Ratolin. Sure, I didn't agree with how he handled things on the forum and such, but to each their own. Also, what happens in-game is not influenced at all by a forum or real life, at least not for me. GS, to me and many others I'm sure, is an escape from real life and an ability to roleplay living in a world of magic, arms, etc. My character ran into Ratolin's character in game and connected. I'm sorry if I don't base how I react to a character on some harsh comments shared back and forth on a forum. Now, feel free to flame, bash, or whatever. Figured it would happen anyway.

God, I hope you have some seriously durable rolaren-plated armor for your asshole.

[DeV]

:rofl:

[Miss Ismurii]

YOU'RE (http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html) YOU'RE (http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your) YOU'RE (http://esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/cm_your.htm)

Jesus, excuse my fucking typo.

[Methais]

I know! But I want to watch it now!!!!

PATIENCE! JUST BE SURE TO TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!11111111111!1!1!!11136YU7^HTWHRWTGRU EGHWYUIOQ3RHIUOW4HGVWY7894Y789G2C3FY789G3YH74NBI YUOVW3RH7UIOFTGYN 89PG2890TR5YU98P GQ2G4TGFQ3RYIT6Y890VF E2H789VTNUGBATQ4GI

[kallindra]

PATIENCE! JUST BE SURE TO TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!11111111111!1!1!!11136YU7^HTWHRWTGRU EGHWYUIOQ3RHIUOW4HGVWY7894Y789G2C3FY789G3YH74NBI YUOVW3RH7UIOFTGYN 89PG2890TR5YU98P GQ2G4TGFQ3RYIT6Y890VF E2H789VTNUGBATQ4GI

Who else thinks there might really be some sort of secret message in there?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hehe, the response actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. As far as roleplaying, I think my reasoning for it makes sense. I know he was a dick on here, and it was fun posting in there and participating in the madness. I have too high of standards as far as roleplaying to take stuff that happened on here and apply it in the game. Emeriana in-game is essentially in the dark since she usually keeps to herself. Most of the "drama" and the such around the Landing she doesn't know about. But, I'll react accordingly if I witness something. If he does something stupid, I'll react to that the way my character would. ^_^ I don't think that means I'm any less of a person on here. I'm still the same me hehe. It's just my character building friendships and more in her life.

That is not why she said you'll need durable armor for your asshole.


[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

[Methais]

[OOC]-Ratolin: "slamming his big thick cock in and out of your pussy, his balls slapping against your asshole."

He should write erotic novels.

[Ashlander]

Maybe he reads them and that's where he got it from?

[Cephalopod]

This should do the trick:

http://trooperarmor.com/images/Tutorial/MoldPreviewButt.jpg

Just get it altered.

[Methais]

Maybe he reads them and that's where he got it from?

Penthouse letters don't count.

[diethx]

Yeah, he must've gotten it from "Virgin Idiot Boy Stories".

[iJin]

You really need to spend more time roaming the PC, than responding.

[Vesi]

Wait, there's actually a book title "Vigin Idiot Boy Stories"? Or, are you being sarcastic?

Ask Ratolin. I think he drew it with his crayons.

[CrystalTears]

Wait, there's actually a book title "Vigin Idiot Boy Stories"? Or, are you being sarcastic?
...

You really need to spend more time roaming the PC, than responding.LOL. No kidding.

[Methais]

:rofl: Well, I won't have to worry about that. First of all, that's not even remotely romantic or classy. If I'm going to do "teh cyber" I'll at least do it with style. Honestly, if I saw that I'd get out of there fast. I'm not a plaything, and I wouldn't go for the whole "porno" style. In my opinion, it should be roleplayed as passionate, loving, romantic, sensual, etc. That's just plain old "porno" fucking.

That's because Ratolin was sitting at his desk beating off, not roleplaying love making.


Hehe, have you ever read a smut novel? A lot of them are tastefully done. The best erotic fiction is intended to turn the reader on, but to also create feelings of romantic bliss. It's like getting lost in the moment. Slamming a cock in a pussy does not create this haha.

Right....I was joking.


Wait, there's actually a book title "Vigin Idiot Boy Stories"? Or, are you being sarcastic?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Worf_notagain2.gif

[SolitareConfinement]

Who else thinks there might really be some sort of secret message in there?

im sure his sequence says something along the lines of "long live goatse" or "goatse for life" SOMETHING goatse! it must be

[diethx]

Wait, there's actually a book title "Vigin Idiot Boy Stories"? Or, are you being sarcastic?

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/facepalm.gif


You really need to spend more time roaming the PC, than responding.

Seriously.

[diethx]

Did Emeriana seriously go on an IT-like deleting rampage?

[Khariz]

Did Emeriana seriously go on an IT-like deleting rampage?

ROFFLEWAFFLE

[Liagala]

Did Emeriana seriously go on an IT-like deleting rampage?

Most of the good stuff is quoted anwyay.

[Ashlander]

Huh didn't know you could completely delete a post like that.

[DCSL]

Oh. That's why the boob thread lost a few posts. That's where I noticed the difference first. XD

WTF would she delete all her posts?

[Ashlander]

Guessing cause of the virgin book thing, but not sure.

[Khariz]

Guessing cause of the virgin book thing, but not sure.

What did I miss?

[diethx]

Guessing cause of the virgin book thing, but not sure.

That's gotta be the dumbest reason ever to delete your posts.

[Liagala]

She didn't really seem the type for random meltdowns. Did something else happen?

[Khariz]

She didn't really seem the type for random meltdowns. Did something else happen?

She didn't? She melted down in her first 3 posts on the forum.

[Liagala]

She didn't? She melted down in her first 3 posts on the forum.

I can't really count that... I'd have a heart attack if someone I didn't know all of a sudden started posting my ex's full name too.

[Wesley]

I have not been here all day. What happened? Were there dinosaurs involved? If so, how many dinosaurs, and what species? Were they carnivores, herbivores, or omnivores? Did you know that there are three different types of dinosaurs? Ones that eat only meat, ones that eat only vegetables, and ones that eat both.

Why did Emeriana do [insert thing here]? Did someone yell at her and make her angry?

Also, I labeled this picture of a dinosaur to sum this thread up for anyone just now seeing it.

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/ConstipatedTriceratops.jpg

[Paradii]

So what did I miss? Did a majority of the under-20'ers suffer from teh dreaded teenage angst and start a shit fit over some miniscule, insignificant interaction? Or should I read the thread.

[Ben 2.0]

whos ratolin

[Wesley]

whos ratolin

GM Emeradan's character.

[Khariz]

GM Emeradan's character.

ROFL

[Liagala]

GM Emeradan's character.

:rofl:

[iJin]

:rofl:

:yeahthat: X2 lolol

Edit: And lol @ Emeriana deleting her post. Only making her look more retarded.

[Ashlander]

That's gotta be the dumbest reason ever to delete your posts.

MY thoughts too but it wasn't too long after the massive /facepalm that all her posts went poof so maybe?

[Kyra231]

MY thoughts too but it wasn't too long after the massive /facepalm that all her posts went poof so maybe?

What's she deleting everything for again? I missed something...

[DCSL]

We don't know why. We can only guess.

[iJin]

Because she's insecure about her posts? My guess.

[diethx]

MY thoughts too but it wasn't too long after the massive /facepalm that all her posts went poof so maybe?

Oh no i'm not disagreeing with you. I just think that's the stupidest reason ever.

[Paradii]

Oh no i'm not disagreeing with you. I just think that's the stupidest reason ever.

I can't fathom a female doing anything that could be considered stupid or irrational.


Not even going to bother with italics.

[Sean]

I can't really count that... I'd have a heart attack if someone I didn't know all of a sudden started posting my ex's full name too.

WTF did I miss..

Sides her pictures screamed emo from the get go, I'm sure the manager at the hot topic told butters over there that this would be the cool thing to do. She's ungroundable now.

[diethx]

I can't fathom a female doing anything that could be considered stupid or irrational.


Not even going to bother with italics.

Yeah I mean why can't we be cool like the guys and be homeless and jobless and not shower for weeks on end. Guys never do stupid or irrational stuff. /jealousy

[Paradii]

Yeah I mean why can't we be cool like the guys and be homeless and jobless and not shower for weeks on end. Guys never do stupid or irrational stuff. /jealousy

Get with the times, I have two jobs right now, and had to turn down three offers in the past week alone. One of which would have put me in an location with running water. So there.

[diethx]

Get with the times, I have two jobs right now, and had to turn down three offers in the past week alone. One of which would have put me in an location with running water. So there.

Being a hobo/housesitter doesn't count as a job!

[Kyra231]

I can't really count that... I'd have a heart attack if someone I didn't know all of a sudden started posting my ex's full name too.

Wait what? Is Ratolin is her ex?? Ffs someone post a cliff notes of this shit.

[Liagala]

Wait what? Is Ratolin is her ex?? Ffs someone post a cliff notes of this shit.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39707

Nothing that hilarious, unfortunately. It's in the first couple pages of this thread. Khariz thought she was someone she isn't.

[Paradii]

Being a hobo/housesitter doesn't count as a job!

I have a nice little 3 bedroom/1 bathroom ranch house in the national park right now that you'd probably love. No rent either, just got to volunteer a few hours a week.

[diethx]

I have a nice little 3 bedroom/1 bathroom ranch house in the national park right now that you'd probably love. No rent either, just got to volunteer a few hours a week.

Ugh, horse porn again? You're gonna be bigger than goatse. :(

[Paradii]

Ugh, horse porn again? You're gonna be bigger than goatse. :(

Nah, the horse will be walking a little funny though.

[diethx]

Nah, the horse will be walking a little funny though.

At least that's different...

[Merala]

Actually I dont look like a fred durst wannabe. Dont see how you get that..

if you say hat on backwards.. wow.. where did you grow up? Nebraska? sorry, I grew up in the inner city, we wear our hats backwards on occasion, especially when taking a picture so you can see our damn face.. either that or the hat is pulled down so low you cant see ur faces.

so yeah..

my wardrobe is impeccable, I'm clean cut, smell good, love hats, tennis shoes and looking nice. that makes me un-cool here.. boohoo.

how about ya just stop talking to me. And I'll stop talking to you guys. sounds good to me.


When I read this, all I got out of it was:

"I'm coo' cuz I'm from tha hood, G"

[Paradii]

That quote is all sorts of hilarious.

[Ashlander]

So did he get banned or is he just not posting anymore?

[Methais]

So did he get banned or is he just not posting anymore?

According to his myspace, if you tell him he can't do something, he'll do it. If you say something is impossible, he'll prove you wrong.

So I told him he can't stop posting and that it's impossible.

Haven't seen a post since.

[thefarmer]

PC>Emo

[Miss Ismurii]

*Just thought it was amusing, not bad, but here you go.*

Ratolin whispers, "Stop fighting it."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Excuse me?"

Ratolin whispers, "Like i said stop fighting it."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Stop fighting.. what?"

Ratolin whispers, "Your daunting lust for me.. heh."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "How did you know?"

Ratolin whispers, "Its written all over your face... not to mention...well nevermind..heh."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Go on, say it."

Ratolin whispers, "You squirm like...something is happening down there."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Why do I even bother?"

Ratolin whispers, "Might as well drag me off and have your way with me...make it hurt please."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I'd rather not."

Ratolin whispers, "Lies... I can tell the things going through your head."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "If you say so."

Ratolin whispers, "I guess you will keep fighting it."

Ratolin whispers, "Why don't you what did I do to you."

Ratolin whispers, "Hate sex is the best sex.. :-P."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "For one, yer a complete arse, and I dun appreciate what you've done."

Ratolin whispers, "What did I do? .. honestly if you got to know me, you'd see I'm really not much of an ass."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Then start with not acting like one."

Ratolin whispers, "Ok, from now on I won't be an ass to you, deal?"

Ratolin bows respectfully before you, his eyes fixed firmly on the ground.

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I'll believe it when I see it."

Ratolin whispers, "Anything I can do for you?"

Ratolin whispers, "Go shopping perhaps?"

Ratolin shows you a Wehnimer's promissory note, which he is holding in his right hand. It has a value of 23500000 silver.

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "You do all this for a piece of arse?"

Ratolin whispers, "Why do you think there is something wrong with me? can I not make amends?"

You roll your eyes.

Ratolin whispers, "I can get arse anywhere... I am genuine."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "The cheap type, maybe."

Ratolin whispers, "Aye... I want someone beautiful, like you, who doesn't put up with my shit... that to me is attractive and I find myself strangely drawn to you."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Yet you show disrespect and sniff at me and act like a smell?"

Ratolin whispers, "You actually smell quite delicious."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "But you got to pretend to hate me, right?"

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I can REALLY believe that."

Ratolin whispers, "Its like the child in the playground who picks on the girl he likes the most."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Maybe when you act of your own age, I'd even consider looking at you."

Ratolin whispers, "I am trying to now, by telling you all this."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I don't associate kindly to people who make total arses of themselves in public."

Ratolin whispers, "Well ye should give me a chance I think."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Why?"

Ratolin smiles.

Ratolin whispers, "I am worth it..."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I don't see any worth in you."

Ratolin whispers, "Look deeper."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Oh, nothing's there."

Ratolin whispers, "Heh.. you just have your blinders on."

Ratolin whispers, "Perhaps you would like to get a drink with me, and we can talk and maybe you will see."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "My eyes are healed perfectly, and my mind set is perfectly fine."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "A drink, with you?"

Ratolin whispers, "Very well .. can not say that I didn't try at least."

Ratolin whispers, "Aye, with me."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "Yer joking, right?"

Ratolin whispers, "Not at all."

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I'll pass."

Ratolin whispers, "Very well then. I did try, and it was genuine. I will leave you be from here on out."

Ratolin bows respectfully before you, his eyes fixed firmly on the ground.

You quietly whisper to Ratolin, "I am sure you'll be back to bother me another day."

Ratolin whispers, "I promise ye, I won't. I keep my promises."

[DCSL]

I can't tell if that was IC or OOC, but it was stupid in both ways.

[Methais]

Next time just respond with...

>glance Ratolin
>cover Ismurii

Ismurii glances at Ratolin.

Ismurii buries her face in her hands.

[Ben 2.0]

Ratolin whispers, "Might as well drag me off and have your way with me...make it hurt please."





.....

[Miss Ismurii]

It was in character for my part at least the part where he added the :P face was no bueno though.

And rofl, Methais.

[Wesley]

When my character asks Ismurii to cyber, he will offer more than 23.5 mil, and also he will mention that he is hung like a dinosaur.

And it will not be in whispers!

[DCSL]

"Girl, he's hung like a halfling!"

"What the. That's not good. Eww."

"No, I mean, when he takes his pants off, it's like a halfling dangling between his legs!"

"...still eww."

[Miss Ismurii]

ROFL x629034

[Deadelf]

"Girl, he's hung like a halfling!"

"What the. That's not good. Eww."

"No, I mean, when he takes his pants off, it's like a halfling dangling between his legs!"

"...still eww."

:rofl:

[Martaigne]

Holy crap, this thread is slowly headed towards epic status... All we need is a few more dinosaurs.

[Methais]

http://www.dinosaurtypes.net/images/home_page/DinosaursRef.gif

[Martaigne]

I knew I could count on you, man.

[Wesley]

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/WesleyDinoRider.jpg

Fixed.

...Also,

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2204/breadraptorvj0.jpg

[Methais]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2204/breadraptorvj0.jpg

:wtf:

[Wesley]

:wtf:

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[thefarmer]

Dinosaur bread is healthy for you?