GSLeloo
02-07-2004, 11:48 PM
What song would you love to play for that ex boyfriend or girlfriend that really pissed you off?
Here's mine. Cell Block Tango - Chicago
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
So you know how people have those little habits that get you down? Like Ernie... Ernie he liked to chew gum. No not chew POP. So I come home one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Ernie lying on the couch, drinking a beer, and chewing gum. No not chewing. Popping.
So I said to him "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took a shut gun off the wall and I fired two warning shots. Into his head.
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
I met Izekial Young from Salt Lake city. two years ago. We hit it off right away and he said he was single. So every day he'd go to work and he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink and dinner. And then I found out.
Single he told me. Single my ass. Not only was he married but he had six wives. One of those mormons. So that night when he came home I fixed him his drink as usual. You know some guys can't hold their arsenic.
He had it coming. He had it coming. He took a flower in its prime and then he used and he abused it. It's a murder but not a crime.
Now I'm standing in the kitchen carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business. In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwing the milk man" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming 'you've been screwing the milk man". And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
My sister Veronica and I had this double act. My husband Charlie would travel with us. For the last act we did this twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, backflips, spread eagle, flip flops all in a row.
So one night before a show we were all down at the hotel Cicero. We were boozing and laughing and ran out of ice. I went out to get more. When I returned and opened the door there was Charlie and Veronica doing number 17. The spread eagle.
I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasnt until later that I was washing the blood off of my hands that I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming all along. I didn't do it, but if I'd done it how could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Al Libschitz more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic man, sensitive, a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. Every night he would go out looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead
The dirty bum. The dirty bum. They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming all along. Cause if they used us, then they abused us. How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet you you would have done the same.
Here's mine. Cell Block Tango - Chicago
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
So you know how people have those little habits that get you down? Like Ernie... Ernie he liked to chew gum. No not chew POP. So I come home one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Ernie lying on the couch, drinking a beer, and chewing gum. No not chewing. Popping.
So I said to him "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took a shut gun off the wall and I fired two warning shots. Into his head.
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
I met Izekial Young from Salt Lake city. two years ago. We hit it off right away and he said he was single. So every day he'd go to work and he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink and dinner. And then I found out.
Single he told me. Single my ass. Not only was he married but he had six wives. One of those mormons. So that night when he came home I fixed him his drink as usual. You know some guys can't hold their arsenic.
He had it coming. He had it coming. He took a flower in its prime and then he used and he abused it. It's a murder but not a crime.
Now I'm standing in the kitchen carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business. In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. "You been screwing the milk man" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming 'you've been screwing the milk man". And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I bet you you would have done the same.
My sister Veronica and I had this double act. My husband Charlie would travel with us. For the last act we did this twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, backflips, spread eagle, flip flops all in a row.
So one night before a show we were all down at the hotel Cicero. We were boozing and laughing and ran out of ice. I went out to get more. When I returned and opened the door there was Charlie and Veronica doing number 17. The spread eagle.
I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasnt until later that I was washing the blood off of my hands that I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming all along. I didn't do it, but if I'd done it how could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Al Libschitz more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic man, sensitive, a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. Every night he would go out looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead
The dirty bum. The dirty bum. They had it coming. They had it coming. They had it coming all along. Cause if they used us, then they abused us. How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet you you would have done the same.