Tonight happened...

[nub]

So I go out tonight...

Me and my girl we drink a little before we go out (capn). She puts some in her flask to have when we get there, or in her case to drink on the car ride over.

So she is a little drunk, we get to the bar I get a Coors light for myself and a shot of capn for her. Cool. We are about to head out and this time she buys me a coors light and a shot for herself. Then she gets a drink for a random guy and tells him that she shot for playboy. I say, yo Tal...(her whole name)... chill, quit telling people about that. So after that, everything is cool.

We go to some other bar and about 3 different girls in a row start grabbing me to dance with them, I do a little and laugh and walk off. Then we are sitting there chatting, then I tell her "T... go ahead do your magic see if you can get a guy to buy a drink for you"

So she does, but the guys want to dance instead I guess, and my other two friends go out to pick up some girls to go to this other place where I guess we get VIP. But instead they get her and say to me "dude she was just dancing she wasn't getting a drink" I said "ok that's cool, we're leaving anyway let's go" then she gets in a drunken rage "I can't believe you sent those guys to get me and check on me you fucking mother fucker"

blah blah blah

We walk and she continues to hail insults at me on the walk with a bunch of people around while I am telling her to chill out but then she starts to yell everytime I talk "ahhehahhhh!". I am like, alright let's go home you are too drunk. She says "fuck you, call me drunk one more time and I'll fucking punch you in your fucking face" I think to myself "..."

Then she starts spueting crap out like "all you care about is condoms and girls... fuck you, you only care about condoms and girls mother fucker". And of course this is a bit embarassing.

Next bar, I go to the bathroom and she tries to kiss on me then says "go fucking hit on those girls over there, why do you want me" then she gets really mad because I won't talk to some other girls.

Then we walk by my car to go to another bar, the whole time she is complaining that her feet hurt. So I offer to drive her home and rest her feet, and of course she gets mad. Another long story short, we leave for the night, on the way home, and she complains about her feet again. I say "alright I'll carry your heels and you can wear my shoes if you want" and she agrees. So I just walk in my socks and hold her heels and she starts yelling in a slurred voice "wear my fucking shoes see how it feels" and I say something like "hey chill, I wasn't complaining about you wearing your heels, I was offering you to get off them and go home" and she starts yelling harder "WEAR MY FUCKING HEALS".... heh

So as we are walking and she is yelling some cops on those two wheel electronic walkers show up and tell her to calm down. So she eventually gets in the car, the back seat, and I take her home and drop her off.

[Back]

I guess it hinges on whether you want children or just a good lay.

[Tisket]

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

[thefarmer]

The fact you're asking a bunch of people on the internet if you should dump some girl?

Yes.

Edit: Post some pics of her.

[nub]

I can't believe I read that whole thing.


lmao, jokes on you, anyway I am a little tipsy, I do this mainly to see what type of things people say, although I know most are just fucking around.

(everything I said was true, and I am seriously thinking about ending it because of tonight)

[The Ponzzz]

Stop acting 21.

[diethx]

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

Seriously, lol.

[Daniel]

Yes.

[Back]

Unless you like the smell of puke and urine.

[Ignot]

Yeah I would put up with chicks like that in college, bang em for a while then move on. The drunken drama gets old pretty quick and babysitting at a bar/club where the vultures are gets annoying. She sounds like one of those black out girls that is wide awake but really has no clue what she is doing. I say, don't think about staying with her or breaking up, just have fun. When it's not fun anymore then bounce. FYI: this is all white girl drama.

[Allereli]

I think this deserves a poll

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/cc441a1e9f602658accd9d2c15940bd6.jpg

[Xeromist]

So uh... should I get rid of this girl?

Apparently she, you, and alcohol don't mix. Sooooo...

Do either of you plan on drinking much anytime soon?

If no, then I say give things a shot with her. Otherwise, I can't help but seeing ver 2.0 of this incident in the near future. And that one will have twins shortly thereafter. Pretty soon, 18.4's ugly inbred uncle-grandpa will show its ugly face and you'll have your first break-up-get-back-together night which will likely end in one of the strangest sessions of make-up sex you've ever had (if she tries to bring up Toaster Strudels, SAY NO). That's not me speaking from experience, or anything.

I think I need some sleep.

[thefarmer]

Apparently she, you, and alcohol don't mix. Sooooo...

Do either of you plan on drinking much anytime soon?

If no, then I say give things a shot with her. Otherwise, I can't help but seeing ver 2.0 of this incident in the near future. And that one will have twins shortly thereafter. Pretty soon, 18.4's ugly inbred uncle-grandpa will show its ugly face and you'll have your first break-up-get-back-together night which will likely end in one of the strangest sessions of make-up sex you've ever had (if she tries to bring up Toaster Strudels, SAY NO). That's not me speaking from experience, or anything.

I think I need some sleep.

Stanley?

[Jorddyn]

lmao, jokes on you, anyway I am a little tipsy, I do this mainly to share this portion of the story:



Then she gets a drink for a random guy and tells him that she shot for playboy. I say, yo Tal...(her whole name)... chill no need to tell everyone about that. Crap is cool.

OMG WOW YOUR GIRL SHOT FOR PLAYBOY?!~? That's so awesome. You're so cool. You must be hot because you got a girl like that. Can I bask in your fabulousness?

[Methais]

So uh... should I get rid of this girl?

http://www.freewebs.com/acen_otaku_sexiness/KILL%20IT%20WITH%20FIRE!.jpg

[Ignot]

The hotter the chick the more insecure they are, thus, the easier to get. Unfortunately, I have yet to meet a super hot chick that I didn't want to give a Jelly Doughnut too right before bed.

[nub]

OMG WOW YOUR GIRL SHOT FOR PLAYBOY?!~? That's so awesome. You're so cool. You must be hot because you got a girl like that. Can I bask in your fabulousness?

LoL I did not put that in there to look for praise. And the way I said that made me sound stupid, sorry. If you knew the story behind her you would know why I wrote that. I do not approve of it and that is why I told her to chill and stop talking about it.

[Skeeter]

if you are over 24. Grow the fuck up.

If you are under 24. Carry on.

[wood1559]

pics or it didn't happen

[BriarFox]

if you are over 24. Grow the fuck up.

If you are under 24. Carry on.

:rofl: Well said.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yes.

[nub]

:rofl: Well said.

unfortunately it's both =(

[nub]

Anyway, this morning I explained her the whole story, she doesn't remember any of it.

Either way, it's over

<---single

[Daniel]

Good job.

Now go out and bang some fatties so there's no way and hell you can get back together.

Trust me. You'll thank me later.

[Ignot]

She sounds like one of those black out girls that is wide awake but really has no clue what she is doing.


Anyway, this morning I explained her the whole story, she doesn't remember any of it.

Either way, it's over

<---single

If your looking for a relationship then you did the right thing but if your looking to have fun then these are the BEST girls to be with. When they are drunk they remember NOTHING...think about it.

[nub]

Good job.

Now go out and bang some fatties so there's no way and hell you can get back together.

Trust me. You'll thank me later.

But that will just put me where I was before I was with her!

[nub]

If your looking for a relationship then you did the right thing but if your looking to have fun then these are the BEST girls to be with. When they are drunk they remember NOTHING...think about it.

Yes I am/was ready for a relationship, I was dealing with too much BS and that just put it over the top.

However, I still did leave the door open for her.

[Clove]

Where to begin?

[Ignot]

Well, I'm pretty sure you banged her that night for putting up with that bullshit and you probably knew that night that it was over so I hope you had fun with her if you know what I mean. Little Snow Plow? Maybe Superman? AMIRITE fellas!?

[nub]

Well, I'm pretty sure you banged her that night for putting up with that bullshit and you probably knew that night that it was over so I hope you had fun with her if you know what I mean. Little Snow Plow? Maybe Superman? AMIRITE fellas!?

lol...

she was in a drunkage rage, she would have fought me and it would have been rape, so no... I did not :(

[Miscast]

Send this girl to Tokyo please? I have an idea.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol send her up to Clearwater I think we're a match!

[nub]

Hmm now she's having her mom call me

[Methais]

Hmm now she's having her mom call me

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/BobBarkerFail-1.jpg

[Skeeter]

Hmm now she's having her mom call me

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg

[nub]

Well her mom is really hot and she is trying to set me up with her.

[Skeeter]

:scared:

[Stanley Burrell]

heels, I was offering you to get off them and go home" and she starts yelling harder "WEAR MY FUCKING HEALS"

I couldn't read all of this but how'd you manage to spell "heels" correctly, the first time, but grammatically butcher it just 20 words later?

[Daniel]

Wait. Her mom is trying to hook up with you?

Go for it.

You only live once.

[nub]

I couldn't read all of this but how'd you manage to spell "heels" correctly, the first time, but grammatically butcher it just 20 words later?

I was drunk damnit! I edited it a couple of times this morning already while sober, but got bored

[Ignot]

Lol send her up to Clearwater I think we're a match!

this is the funniest post you have had in a long time.

[Tisket]

Then she gets a drink for a random guy and tells him that she shot for playboy. I say, yo Tal...(her whole name)... chill, quit telling people about that.

What issue/month/year of Playboy?

P.S. You have shitty taste in beer.

[Xeromist]

Always a bummer to lose a hottie, but I think you definitely made the right choice.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What issue/month/year of Playboy?

P.S. You have shitty taste in beer.

This.


Wait. Her mom is trying to hook up with you?

Go for it.

You only live once.

And this.


Oh and.. was/is this common with her? If it's a one time thing, I don't think it's a big deal to let it go and move on. However, if she's always an emotional drunk, then yeah you did the right thing.

My bf and I refuse to drink with some of our couple friends because of the girl (it's always been the girl) and the whole emotional drunk thing. Especially since we become wise-asses and think everything is funny (including screaming, crying drunk girls), tends to just make crap worse. I dunno how some guys put up with that though on a regular basis.

[Sean of the Thread]

MILF IN THE HOUSE WOOOOOOOT

[nub]

Well I said it wrong, I meant that she was shooting for playboy, trying to get in, they will submit the pictures or something.

She does get pissy a lot when she is drunk but it's not like that everytime. This is the first time something like this happened. She didn't remember any of it.


I thought I was single but I guess not.

[Daniel]

sucker

[nub]

sucker

:blndwhip:

[Sean of the Thread]

bwhwhahahahaha

[Tisket]

Well I said it wrong, I meant that she was shooting for playboy, trying to get in, they will submit the pictures or something.

lol so she had some nudies taken and she is using that as a pickup line?

By the way, it's lame to neg rep someone and not sign it. Notice how I signed mine?

[Tea & Strumpets]

I thought I was single but I guess not.

Just send her a link to this thread and you should be in the clear.

[nub]

lol so she had some nudies taken and she is using that as a pickup line?

I have no idea why she was saying what she did. That's why I told her to stop, and that's why I said it like I did. (because I thought it was trashy, wasn't meant as a gloat)

[crazymage]

Dude post pics of her already

[nub]

Dude post pics of her already

I have put this one up before...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/meandtallanah.jpg

[Skeeter]

probably not worth the trouble. Your call though.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

She does get pissy a lot when she is drunk but it's not like that everytime. This is the first time something like this happened.

Eh, if I was a dude that'd be a deal breaker. Even if it's not like, screaming and crying, pissy drunk is still an emotional drunk, which is annoying for everyone.

[Ignot]

I have put this one up before...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/meandtallanah.jpg

No, we wanted the picture of the girl who said she was in playboy.

[crazymage]

and her mom

[Some Rogue]

I would hit it, but I would not live with it.

[DCSL]

If you're looking for a lasting relationship, definitely end that shit now. Or, rather, re-end that shit. And don't buckle under the pussy pressure again. She's the kind of girl you have fun with, not anything you can settle down with, if that's what you really want.

[nub]

Unfortunately... this is the first girl I've loved so it is not that easy.

[DCSL]

"Explained" to you?

"I had some sand in my vagina that night. It hurt real bad. I don't know how to tell you how badly it was irritating me."

[nub]

"Explained" to you?

"I had some sand in my vagina that night. It hurt real bad. I don't know how to tell you how badly it was irritating me."

lol already edited my post =)

[Miscast]

Those dudes are touching each other.

[Cephalopod]

Then she starts spueting crap out like "all you care about is condoms and girls... fuck you, you only care about condoms and girls mother fucker". And of course this is a bit embarassing.


This post made my head hurt when I saw it earlier, but now I'm wondering... why do you care about condoms so much?

[Methais]

I have put this one up before...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/meandtallanah.jpg

I wanna know why the only ones touching are the dudes.

[Some Rogue]

ROFL

This was brought up the first time that pic was posted.

[nub]

This post made my head hurt when I saw it earlier, but now I'm wondering... why do you care about condoms so much?

I don't know why she was yelling that.

[MotleyCrew]

Those dudes are touching each other.


I wanna know why the only ones touching are the dudes.

You have to pay to touch Playboy oonie. :yes:

[Methais]

You have to pay to touch Playboy oonie. :yes:

Maybe, but just because dudes can touch other dudes for free doesn't mean you should.

http://gaydaraustralia.com.au/images/gaydar.jpg

[TheRunt]

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

Yeah that.



Edit: Post some pics of her.

Go out with her again get her drunk and make em nude pics. :rofl:


Wait. Her mom is trying to hook up with you?
Go for it.
You only live once.

Go for a mom/daughter threesome you only live once :)

[longshot]

So I go out tonight...



You stay classy!

[Parkbandit]

I would hit it, but I would not live with it.

/agreed


Where are the pictures you submitted to playboy? I hope this wasn't it.

You can send them to me via PM if that would make you feel better.

[nub]

/agreed


Where are the pictures you submitted to playboy? I hope this wasn't it.

You can send them to me via PM if that would make you feel better.

Yeah that would make me feel a lot better! getting right on it!

:nono:

[nub]

You stay classy!

Sorry I don't get it

[crazymage]

I still want to see her mom.

[Clove]

Sorry I don't get itQFT

[crazymage]

Sorry I don't get it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl3w2zGQy-0

[nub]

My damn sound doesn't work, and I am computer hardware illiterate. So I am waiting for my brother to move in with me and fix it.

[nub]

bump...

So it's over now

I would say why but I shan't since there could be a 10% chance I get back with her. And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.

[Allereli]

And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.

tease. where's the story?

[Drakefang]

bump...

So it's over now

I would say why but I shan't since there could be a 10% chance I get back with her. And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.

Ya know, if you think we'd think that, then why would you give her the 10% man? Just let her go. This has sounded like a yo-yo relationship any way. Wish her a nice life and bang her mom.

[Stunseed]

Did she wake up and not enjoy the donkey punch?

[nub]

lol you guys are funny, I might spray it later

she is trying pretty hard to keep it together...

but just a heads up, she didn't cheat on me

[Methais]

lol you guys are funny, I might spray it later

she is trying pretty hard to keep it together...

but just a heads up, she didn't cheat on me

You caught her playing GS and found out she plays Warclaidhm didn't you?

We think everyone is the biggest retard in the world anyway here, so there's no harm in spilling the beans.

[nub]

You caught her playing GS and found out she plays Warclaidhm didn't you?

We think everyone is the biggest retard in the world anyway here, so there's no harm in spilling the beans.

Sent you a PM, but promise not to tell anybody please

[Methais]

Sent you a PM, but promise not to tell anybody please

Oh, I was wondering wtf you were talking about...


sike!

Too bad I forgot about this thread before I read the PM, THEREFORE...
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/gooddaysir.gif

[Ben 2.0]

but just a heads up, she didn't cheat on me



yes she did

[wood1559]

I'm going out to get an Italian beef sandwich at Portillo's. Yum.

[CrystalTears]

And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.You sure it would be because of the story? :tongue:

[Clove]

bump...

So it's over now

I would say why but I shan't since there could be a 10% chance I get back with her. And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.Don't let that stop you. We'll think you're a retard either way.

Out of curiosity how did you figure out you odds of getting back?

but just a heads up, she didn't cheat on me
You just didn't catch her.

[Warriorbird]

I thought nub was gay...

[Clove]

I thought nub was gay...What changed?

[Faent]

Let's see. Do you think you're smarter or stupider than she is? If you think you're stupider than she is (which may well be the case), then stick with her. She's the best you can do. Otherwise, use your brain. It's up there for a reason (and not just to get soaked in alcohol and lead your penis to VD's).

[Clove]

Vaginal Delights?

[Warriorbird]

What changed?


Girlfriend? Shouldn't it be boyfriend?

Ah well, I doubt the gay contingent is mourning too hard.

[nub]

Ah well, I doubt the gay contingent is mourning too hard.

orly?

[Tsa`ah]

I'm going out to get an Italian beef sandwich at Portillo's. Yum.

I hate you right now.

[nub]

bump...

So it's over now

I would say why but I shan't since there could be a 10% chance I get back with her. And if I do say why it's over, you will think I'm the biggest retard in the world if I got back with her.

ok NOW it is... fuck, story later. Talk about f'ing heart break.

[Geshron]

No such thing as an intelligent or reasonable drunk person. Find a woman that doesn't drink or enjoy the pinnacle of irrationality.

[nub]

I just wanted to be a savior so bad... as in, I wanted to make someone's life better, she didn't want it.

[thefarmer]

I just wanted to be a savior so bad... as in, I wanted to make someone's life better, she didn't want it.

If it's that girl in the back in your avatar, then you shoulda guessed that already...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I just wanted to be a savior so bad... as in, I wanted to make someone's life better, she didn't want it.

Wow, that sounds like such awesome stuff to base a relationship off of. "You're fucked up and I need to change you."

I can't imagine why that didn't work!!!

[Methais]

If it's that girl in the back in your avatar, then you shoulda guessed that already...

:rofl:

SO IS THAT HER NUB??!?!

[nub]

:rofl:

SO IS THAT HER NUB??!?!

yes

[nub]

Wow, that sounds like such awesome stuff to base a relationship off of. "You're fucked up and I need to change you."

I can't imagine why that didn't work!!!

yeah, you nailed it!

[Allereli]

ok NOW it is... fuck, story later. Talk about f'ing heart break.

where's the story :(

[Stanley Burrell]

Edited to Add:
where's the story :(

...When I was little, my father was famous: He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun.

It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil.

The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him.

I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

[Warriorbird]

Edited to Add:

...When I was little, my father was famous: He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun.

It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil.

The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him.

I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

OMG! Win!

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/3/12/7/f_lonewolfandm_604f949.jpg

[DoctorUnne]

Nub is that you in Methais' avatar?

[nub]

Nub is that you in Methais' avatar?

nah, that's me in YOUR avatar.

[nub]

where's the story :(

Eh, by the end of the night I will, to tell you the truth I only write it here because I don't like talking about it to anyone else. It's easier to tell it here because I don't have to see anyone's face, even if feedback I get from here is mostly jokes. (as in i don't mind the scrutiny, i just need to get it out somehow)

[4a6c1]

Edited to Add:

...When I was little, my father was famous: He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun.

It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil.

The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him.

I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

Holy shit I forgot to give you another story. Now you are making them up on your own. And they are criminaly nonfunny and I detect a horrible lack of disco monkeys. I feel so bad. I'm going to get right on that. Pause life. Pause Breath. Time to entertain Stanley.

[DCSL]

Edited to Add:

...When I was little, my father was famous: He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun.

It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil.

The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him.

I don't remember most of this myself. I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

I am now willing to bear your child. I would have sent rep to this effect but I need to spread it around first.

[Methais]

yes

http://www.mywii.com.au/img/gallery/normal/R2SPPQ57.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Worf_notagain2.gif

Can you not see the sheer FUCKING LOONEY BITCH oozing out of her face? Shit hits you in the face like a truck on the first look.

[thefarmer]

What Methais said.

That girl looks beyond help.

[diethx]

lol, am I the only one that thinks she just looks like she's making "duh" face?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

lol, am I the only one that thinks she just looks like she's making "duh" face?

No.
But then I am judging nub purely on the retardation of what he's posted (i.e. "I TRIED 2 SAVE HER!!!1") rather than the truthiness of his avatars. In which case, due to their overwhelming gayness, it was established long ago that he takes very large cocks up his ass while loving every second of it, and that's why he broke up with his girl, case closed.

[diethx]

No.
But then I am judging nub purely on the retardation of what he's posted (i.e. "I TRIED 2 SAVE HER!!!1") rather than the truthiness of his avatars. In which case, due to their overwhelming gayness, it was established long ago that he takes very large cocks up his ass while loving every second of it, and that's why he broke up with his girl, case closed.

lol, no disagreements here.

[radamanthys]

It looks like an unfortunate picture. At least give him the chance to redeem himself with a more realistic visage.

'course I haven't followed much of the drama. If he was being a douche on the PC, he should know better by now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It looks like an unfortunate picture. At least give him the chance to redeem himself with a more realistic visage.

'course I haven't followed much of the drama. If he was being a douche on the PC, he should know better by now.

Even if he wasn't, anyone who claims to be so heartbroken over a relationship that only ever continued based off of moronic beliefs that one side could "save the other", deserves to be mocked and figuratively if not literally, punched in the nuts.

[Allereli]

by the end of the night I will

I passed out early, wake up and NO STORY :( you ruined my weekend