Illistim Citizenship Script

[Bobrobertbobson]

Here is a script I wrote myself to become a citizen of Ta'Illistim. I ran it overnight, and in the morning the clerk (through the door, in the easternmost room of the keep) granted me citizenship.

It costs about 35k/hour unless you adjust the "pause" time at the end of the script. You can take out the hiding part if you lack the skill to hide. Enjoy!


Start:
put unhide
pause 2
move e
put go bank
move s
put go arch
put withdraw 3882 silver
move out
move n
move out
move w
move w
put go shop
pause 1
put '::jeweler Hello!
pause 1
put order 3 of 1
pause 1
put buy
pause 2
put bow jeweler
move out
put throw my package
move e
move ne
put go building
pause 1
put nod alchemist
pause 1
put '::alchemist Greetings.
put order 2 of 31
pause 1
put buy
pause 2
put wave alchemist
move out
put throw my package
move s
move sw
put go building
pause 1
put grin shopkeeper
pause 1
put '::shopkeeper Mmm.
put order 9
pause 1
put buy
put eat my chocolate
pause .5
put eat my chocolate
pause .5
put eat my chocolate
pause .5
put eat my chocolate
pause .5
move out
move s
put go shop
pause 1
put '::Tearlach Hello, Tearlach.
pause 1
put bow tearlach
pause 1
put order 3
pause 1
put buy
put place cigar
put '::Tearlach Fare well, sir.
move out
move e
move e
move e
move e
move e
move e
move e
put go shop
pause 1
put '::Galieca Hello, madam.
pause 1
put bow Galieca
pause 1
put order 10
pause 1
put buy
pause 1
put eat my heart
pause 1
put eat my heart
pause 1
put wave Galieca
move out
move ne
move se
move s
move s
move s
move se
move e
move e
move ne
move nw
put go armory
pause 1
put wave clerk
put '::Clerk Hi.
pause 1
put order 2 of 2
pause 1
put buy
pause 1
put move out
put throw my package
move nw
put go bakery
put drool Braesella
pause 1
put '::Braesella What smells so good?
pause 1
put order 1
pause 1
put buy
pause 1
put eat my pastry
pause .5
put eat my pastry
pause .5
put eat my pastry
pause .5
put wave Braesella
move out
move ne
put go store
put nod clerk
pause 1
put '::clerk Greetings.
pause 1
put order 8
pause 1
put buy
pause 1
put put my sack
put wave clerk
move out
move ne
move se
put go shop
put bow clerk
pause 1
put '::clerk Got anything pointy?
pause 1
put order 2 of 1
pause 1
put buy
pause 1
put wave clerk
move out
put throw my package
move nw
move sw
move sw
move se
move se
move sw
move w
move w
move nw
move n
move n
move n
move nw
move sw
move w
move w
move w
move w
move w
move w
move w
move n
move n
put cman smastery
put hide
pause 400
goto Start

[Fallen]

I don't know why, but the thought of someone doing this endlessly on a loop strikes me as funny.

[The Ponzzz]

One thing you might consider adding is a run to the pawnshop and selling one of the things you buy. Also, talking to NPCs like ASK [NPC] about [THING] if they have some responses set up goes a long way. In Zul, you can talk to just the NPCs for citizenship.

[Nilandia]

Way too involved and way too expensive. You can get citizenship in about 8 hours or less by spending only 5-10k.

Gretchen

[JJBummer]

Enlighten me... how is citizenship gained in 8 hours for less than 10k and will the same approach work in every town?

[Fallen]

Enlighten me... how is citizenship gained in 8 hours for less than 10k and will the same approach work in every town?

THAT WOULD BE GIVING AWAY HER SECRETS!!!

[Nilandia]

THAT WOULD BE GIVING AWAY HER SECRETS!!!
Oh, come now. Since when have you known me to be the type for hoarding secrets? I'll check with the person who told me about it and see if it's alright with them to post it. But yes, it does work in other towns.

Gretchen

[Fallen]

Oh, come now. Since when have you known me to be the type for hoarding secrets? I'll check with the person who told me about it and see if it's alright with them to post it. But yes, it does work in other towns.

Gretchen

I'm just joshing ya, Nilandia.

[Nilandia]

I'm just joshing ya, Nilandia.
Doesn't mean I can't do it back. :D

Gretchen

[Bobrobertbobson]

Way too involved and way too expensive. You can get citizenship in about 8 hours or less by spending only 5-10k.

Gretchen

Well, lah-di-dah, miss "I know a better way, but I won't tell you what it is." I never claimed to be a master at scripting or that this was the best way, but at least I am willing to share. Some others of us missed a crucial lesson in kindergarten...

[Liagala]

Well, lah-di-dah, miss "I know a better way, but I won't tell you what it is." I never claimed to be a master at scripting or that this was the best way, but at least I am willing to share. Some others of us missed a crucial lesson in kindergarten...


Oh, come now. Since when have you known me to be the type for hoarding secrets? I'll check with the person who told me about it and see if it's alright with them to post it. But yes, it does work in other towns.

Gretchen

Does kindergarten teach people to get the whole story (in this case, read the rest of the thread) before leaping to conclusions?

[Vesi]

Well, lah-di-dah, miss "I know a better way, but I won't tell you what it is." I never claimed to be a master at scripting or that this was the best way, but at least I am willing to share. Some others of us missed a crucial lesson in kindergarten...


Not willing to share? You obviously don't know Nilandia.

[Bobrobertbobson]

I posted something I came up with from scratch, with my only goal being to make it easier for the next guy who runs into the same problem, and this is the response I get. The next time I feel like being criticized and personally attacked, I'll post another script I've written.

[Liagala]

I posted something I came up with from scratch, with my only goal being to make it easier for the next guy who runs into the same problem, and this is the response I get. The next time I feel like being criticized and personally attacked, I'll post another script I've written.

Vesi and I have no issue with your script, we're just objecting to someone bashing Gretchen, who is quite possibly the most generous poster here.

The others offered advice, mentioned that there is an easier way so that you might be able to improve your script, and cracked a joke. If you can't handle a joke (especially one as mild as Fallen's), you really shouldn't post here. It will just get worse. Much, much worse.

[CrystalTears]

I posted something I came up with from scratch, with my only goal being to make it easier for the next guy who runs into the same problem, and this is the response I get. The next time I feel like being criticized and personally attacked, I'll post another script I've written.
Perhaps people are also helping the next guy from having to spend so much silver for citizenship when it doesn't need to be.

Don't take it so personally, especially around here. You won't last long.

[The Ponzzz]

I'm kinda curious how you can do it in 8 hours for only 10k. My solhaven script gets ya in 8 hours, but it more like 200k.

[The Ponzzz]

Perhaps people are also helping the next guy from having to spend so much silver for citizenship when it doesn't need to be.

Don't take it so personally, especially around here. You won't last long.

The first sign of weakness on the internet is caring. As long as you don't care, the internet is a safe and fun place.

[Miscast]

Don't take it so personally, especially around here. You won't last long.
http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sparta-kick.jpg

[Bobrobertbobson]

The first sign of weakness on the internet is caring. As long as you don't care, the internet is a safe and fun place.

True enough. I wonder what that says about people?

Look, it's been a rotten day and maybe I overreacted. But the lesson I'm going to take away from this is that, on these forums, no good deed goes unpunished. Next time I'll just keep it to myself unless I specifically know the person who needs help.

[CrystalTears]

It was a nice thought, but around here, if there's a better/cheaper/faster way to get the same task accomplished, they'll mention it.

[Kembal]

Question: on a script like this, would it be useful to throw some of the stuff bought into a barrel, or would it be a bad idea?

[onurb]

Starts at a Moogale Inn table. If your a dirt elf, then yer gonna have to change that part.

Works with StormFront or Lich.



inn:
move o
move s
move go arch
move s
move o
move ne
move go bank
move s
move go arch
put deposit all
put withdraw 2000 silver
goto Store

store:
move out
move s
move out
move e
move e
move s
move se
move se
move se
move s
move se
move ne
move ne
move e
move e
move ne
move nw
move nw
move ne
move go shop
put order 8
put buy
move out
move ne
move se
goto weapon

weapon:
move go shop
put order 1
put buy
put put my stiletto in my sack
move out
move nw
move sw
move sw
goto bakery

bakery:
move go shop
put order 1
put buy
put put my pastry in my sack
move out
move se
goto Armor

armor:
move go shop
put order 3
put buy
put put my bracers in my sack
move out
move se
move sw
move w
move w
move sw
move sw
move nw
move n
move nw
move nw
move nw
move n
move w
move w
move w
move w
move n
move n
move w
goto gems

gems:
move go shop
put order 1
put buy
put put my band in my sack
move out
move e
move ne
goto Alchemist

alchemist:
move go shop
put order 31
put buy
put put my cup in my sack
move out
move s
move ne
move ne
move n
move e
move go keep
move e
move e
move out
move ne
move ne
move se
move ne
goto Lock

lock:
move go building
put order 1
put buy
put put my lockpick in my sack
move out
move sw
move nw
move sw
move sw
move go keep
move w
move w
move out
move w
move s
move sw
move w
move sw
move sw
move sw
move w
move w
move s
goto cleric

cleric:
move go shop
put order 12
put buy
put put my dagger in my sack
move out
move s
move s
move se
move se
goto herb

herb:
move go door
put order 3
put buy
put put my torban in my sack
move out
move ne
move n
move n
move ne
move ne
move n
move n
put put my sack in barrel
put put my sack in barrel
move e
move ne
move n
move e
goto keep

keep:
move go keep
move e
move e
move go door
goto clerk

clerk:
put ask clerk about citizenship
match next You aren't qualified for citizenship yet
match done you are eligible for partial citizenship
match done you do seem to be eligible for full citizenship
matchwait

next:
put ask clerk about status
move go door
move w
move w
move out
move w
move s
move sw
move sw
move go inn
move n
move go arch
move go atrium
move go table
goto rest

rest:
pause
put sit
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put exp
pause 100
put stand
goto inn

done:
pause
put write book
move go door
move w
move w
move out
move w
move s
move sw
move sw
move go inn
move n
move go arch
move go atrium
move go table
pause
put sit
goto idle

idle:
echo
echo
echo *** YOU ARE A CITIZEN! ***
echo
pause 30
goto idle

[Fallen]

"Dirt elves" cannot become citizens, so I really wouldn't bother.