God made freaks for our amusement

[droit]

A real live ettin!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2120555.ece

[Euler]

there was a show on lifetime or tlc or something about them/her.

They came on the screen and I was like, "Holy crap, a real life ettin!"

My wife asked what the hell I was talling about, so I google imaged it.

She said that I am lame because I was mean to someone who was having a difficult life- and also because I am almost 35 years old and I know what an ettin is.

[Drew]

I know the "original" Siamese twins married two different ladies, I wonder what these two will do. If they marry one guy is it polygamy? Do you determine polygamy by the brain count or vagina count?

[Fallen]

My female Co-worker's first question: Who gets control of the Vagina?

[Some Rogue]

The husband.

[Fallen]

The husband.

Win.

[AnticorRifling]

She could give you a rusty trombone and a bj at the same time.

[phantasm]

This should have been a poll thread.

[BriarFox]

Out of curiosity, where are y'all familiar with the word "ettin" from? I've never heard it in any modern sense, but in Middle English, an "ettin/etain" is a giant, or some other monstrous being. Even then, though, it only exists in a fairly obscure dialect.

[Fallen]

I didn't get the reference either. I just remember that dude from Men in Black 2. The Jackass Guy.

[droit]

Well, I'm showing my nerd here with 2 D&D references in one week (even though I never actually played it...), but yeah--from there.

[Euler]

yeah, monster manual 2, page 131 iirc treasure type c

[Baelog]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/a/a1/Ettin-hexen.png

Bonus points to whoever can remember what game this is

[Bobmuhthol]

Because Doom was such an underground game.

[Some Rogue]

I guessed Hexen...then I saw this

ttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/a/a1/Ettin-hexen.png

[Bobmuhthol]

My b, just recognized the Doom engine. Never played Hexen.

[droit]

Thats totally Hexen. Awesome game.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/nethack/images/0/01/Ettin_zombie.png

[Baelog]

That is indeed Hexen...from the Heretic-Hexen-Hexen II triology...it's like Doom meets DnD, and yes, it ran off of the Doom engine

[Stanley Burrell]

crhinehart ftw

[SHAFT]

Speaking of freaks...

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=17471

[Parkbandit]

The husband.

You've obviously never been married... or even had a date.

[BriarFox]

You've obviously never been married... or even had a date.

You've dated entirely the wrong women. ;)

[Numbers]

Is it terrible of me to be curious what sex would be like with her?

[nub]

Is it terrible of me to be curious what sex would be like with her?

yes

(and don't you mean them, or are you picking one of them, Abigail or Brittany)

[Numbers]

God, I don't know. It's so confusing. Four tits, two mouths, one vagina.