Price of virginity

[TheRunt]

"What price a virgin? Millions? That’s the price being offered in an auction run by infamous Nevada brothel The Bunny Ranch for the virginity of 22 year old Natalie Dylan."

http://www.inquisitr.com/15208/natalie-dylan-bunny-ranch-virginity-auction-hits-37-million/

3.7 mill for a piece of ass? Damn

[BriarFox]

Great. We've fucking become Thailand. Next the brothel will stitch the girl back up, change her name, and resell her.

This is so fricking wrong.

Edit: Oh, wait. She has a degree in Women's Studies, and she's doing this to get money for a degree in family psychology. ... Her senior thesis must have been on "Why Sexual Objectification is All Right With Me," and her future clients are going to consist solely of the Taliban.

[Celephais]

Future clients? She's getting 3.7 million (or a sizable cut of). SHE'S FUCKING RICH BEEEEYOTCH!

[crazymage]

I bid 4m silvers.

[NocturnalRob]

that girl is beat.

[Clove]

that girl is beat.Translation: I'd hit that like a tornado hits a trailer park, but she wouldn't take my bid.

[Tea & Strumpets]

How is her face one color, her neck another color, and her body a third color?

[Drunken Durfin]

It would be hilarious if Jerry Falwell, or the like, started bidding in order to have her stay a virgin.

(There is the set-up, someone throw out the punch line)

[Back]

Who doesn't get that shit for free?

[BriarFox]

Who doesn't get that shit for free?

Virginity? Well, discounting the one you're born with, getting someone's virginity usually costs a lot of blue balls, frustrated nights, arguments, and kleenex (for various reasons).

[Back]

Virginity? Well, discounting the one you're born with, getting someone's virginity usually costs a lot of blue balls, frustrated nights, arguments, and kleenex (for various reasons).

My bet is its a bunch of uncircumscied arabs. Nothing wrong with that. No disparaging here. Hey, I’d rather buy Doritos. And a fountain Coke.

[Skeeter]

How much for her Black Cherry?

[DeV]

How much for her Black Cherry?Someone's already gone there, imo, but for 3 million I'd get my money's worth either way.

[Drisco]

She's ugly.

[Shari]

There is some serious motherfucking photoshoppin' going on in that pic. Holy shit.

[Celephais]

There are way hotter chicks you could get for a lot less... and the first time isn't a good thing... I mean... unless you have a backlash weeiner.

(Awaits the inevitable grey "why the hate?" rep)

[Kuyuk]

lol @ dev. but agreed

for 3.7m, I'd be taking viagra and bringing a duffelbag of sex toys for when it was physically impossible for my winky to go on...

and a video camera for kicks I guess..

K.