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Makkah
07-17-2003, 12:28 AM
Today we have all been cleansed of our Earthly sins. The prophecy has been fulfilled...

As of this evening, the authorities have taken the initiative and dragged the Black Jesus to his inevitable crucifixion. He served well in his time here, but He has risen from His doom to take the Seat to the Left of His throne.

Let us all cry for baby Black Jesus.

rht

Let's all pour out a little of our malt liquor for him tonight, he has made the ultimate sacrifice.
Jenisi
07-17-2003, 01:05 AM
Farewell Black Jesus.
Caels
07-17-2003, 01:08 AM
LOL, rest in peace indeed... He can still read the forums, just not post or receive u2u.

He was banned for placing pornography in his avatar. Not only is that unsuitable on these forums, but has the potential to cause a loss of hosting for the site. The hosts do not permit even hyper-linking to pornographic material.

[Edited on 7-17-2003 by Caels]
longshot
07-17-2003, 09:54 AM
Word
Parkbandit
07-17-2003, 02:24 PM
Aw.. and he had so much to add to our conversations too..

Damn.
vigilante
07-17-2003, 03:06 PM
Wow, couldn't see that one coming at all!
Warriorbird
07-17-2003, 07:53 PM
I will unite with Parkbandit and Rht in mourning this sad sad loss.

:chortles:

for about 2.5 seconds

[Edited on 7-18-2003 by Warriorbird]
imported_Kranar
07-17-2003, 07:57 PM
You wouldn't be mourning it if you saw the Avatar, heh. It's not the porn you're thinking of.

[Edited on 7-17-2003 by Kranar]
Gokkem
07-17-2003, 08:47 PM
Oh come on! I want to seeeeeeee!
Caels
07-17-2003, 10:46 PM
Believe me, Gokkem, as a guy, its really something you do not want to see.
Red Devil
07-18-2003, 07:16 AM
he made a porn concoction from some homo site, caels's photo and edges photo i think! tahts why he got banned!
imported_Kranar
07-18-2003, 07:44 AM
<< he made a porn concoction from some homo site >>

That part is correct... the rest is not.
Red Devil
07-18-2003, 09:53 PM
Damn it!
Ben
07-18-2003, 11:12 PM
god hates gays, seriously
Skirmisher
07-18-2003, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Ben
god hates gays, seriously

Way to be predictable there Ben.
Captain Amby
07-19-2003, 12:27 AM
You know what they say, Ben.. those that are the most homophobic, tend to be homosexuals. They have to prove their 'manliness' by being aggressive towards gays and very macho to women.

you've done well to prove that theory.
Bobmuhthol
07-19-2003, 12:50 AM
It's also a fact that people who comment on the homophobia of others are homosexuals.
Caels
07-19-2003, 01:03 AM
Well isn't this just one big gay world then.
Red Devil
07-19-2003, 04:31 AM
He sounds gay
Captain Amby
07-19-2003, 12:27 PM
I guess you are gay then, Bob. Since you're talking about it. And I'm perfectly comfortable with myself and my sexual orientation. I just dont think I need to put up a great big neon sign saying either "I'm straight" or "I'm gay"
Ben
07-19-2003, 01:12 PM
Thats not true, I hate spiders too, that doesn't mean I am one, gays just disgust me, like stepping in dog crap or walking into a spiderweb. They are just disgusting, I'm not afraid of gays, they just sicken me. Saying anyone who dislikes gays is gay is retarded.
Skirmisher
07-19-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Ben
...

Saying anyone who dislikes gays is gay is retarded.


Ouch! Snappy comeback there.

You need to get out more as this would accomplish two things.

1) you would learn a bit more about people different than yourself.

2) You would be here less.
Bobmuhthol
07-19-2003, 01:59 PM
I <3 GAYS
07-19-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I <3 GAYS

I <3 GAYS 2!

- --[ Klaive ]-- -
Caels
07-19-2003, 11:16 PM
Lots of people think I'm gay, but I'm not.

I used to get so pissed off over it, then I realized why they think I'm gay.

1) I tend to wear nice clothes, and they usually match (Guy who knows colors... scary)

2) I'm normally single, and I don't look at women and think sex. Normally when some guy is making comments on how fine some girl is or what he'd like to do to her I get irritable.

3) I think too much, and I try to be an overly nice guy.

I can definitely see why I might seem gay to other people...
Ben
07-19-2003, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Caels
Lots of people think I'm gay, but I'm not.

I used to get so pissed off over it, then I realized why they think I'm gay.

1) I tend to wear nice clothes, and they usually match (Guy who knows colors... scary)

2) I'm normally single, and I don't look at women and think sex. Normally when some guy is making comments on how fine some girl is or what he'd like to do to her I get irritable.

3) I think too much, and I try to be an overly nice guy.

I can definitely see why I might seem gay to other people...


How about that ElanthianSiren? I'd like to pillage her village. rowr
Caels
07-20-2003, 01:49 AM
Ben, I wouldn't be surprised if she sought you out and slaughtered you for that comment.

I think you'd be more scared of her than you believe.
Caels
07-20-2003, 02:11 AM
And this is precisely why you should be afraid Ben...


Lord Caels: he was trying to make me mad after my comment on how I get irrate when men speak of women sexually
LdyVampre: right
LdyVampre: so why does everyone think you're sleeping with me?
Lord Caels: they don't
Lord Caels: I gave an explanation of how lots of people think I'm gay
Lord Caels: and he was just using your name
LdyVampre: oh good ok
Lord Caels: It could ahev been anyone
LdyVampre: then I just need to kill him
Lord Caels: I meant in RL, not IG
Lord Caels: lol
LdyVampre: uhhh
LdyVampre: so did I
LdyVampre: I know you don't play GS anymore
Lord Caels: you saw my post, right?
Lord Caels: I really do think he should be scared of you
LdyVampre: why is that? just cuz I like the taste of blood
LdyVampre: and play with knives
LdyVampre: and my idea of affection is beating someone
Lord Caels: no, just cuz I think you could whip his ass
Lord Caels: He doesn't strike me as the type who would be into freaky chicks
LdyVampre: Well, into or not
Lord Caels: he seems the sloth-like slovenly type to me
LdyVampre: freaky chicks can take a beat down
LdyVampre: and still come out kicking your ass
LdyVampre: so yes, you're right
LdyVampre: he should be frightened of me
Lord Caels: lol
Lord Caels: *flutter* Should I?
Lord Caels: lol
LdyVampre: depends
LdyVampre: do you ever plan on sleeping with me?
Lord Caels: lol, not that I can think of... but ya never know
LdyVampre: then, no, I think you're safe.
Lord Caels: One day you might show up in NC or FL
Lord Caels: lol
Lord Caels: So you'd want to kill me if I wanted to sleep with you?
LdyVampre: no no, I just have a very unique idea of affection.
Lord Caels: *gags* how could you even consider affection to or from Ben?
LdyVampre: to teach him a lesson.
Lord Caels: lol, can't you just beat his ass or kill him without affection?
LdyVampre: well I could
Lord Caels: yer hired, go get him
LdyVampre: but there's just something about tying up white trash and leaving it to rot naked
LdyVampre: screaming
LdyVampre: that I adore
Lord Caels: lol, I'ma post this convo on that thread
Lord Caels: lol
LdyVampre: ::Chuckles::
Lord Caels: if you don't mind of course
Lord Caels: *grins evil*
LdyVampre: don't care
LdyVampre: I don't think our good friend Ben
LdyVampre: is man enough to deal with me.
Lord Caels: nor I
Lord Caels: then again... I don't think I would be either...
Lord Caels: *cringe*
LdyVampre: but I *love* Pitbulls
LdyVampre: and Amstaffs

If you think you can handle her, I say go for it.
*chuckles*
Red Devil
07-20-2003, 03:22 AM
Your both gay.
Caels
07-20-2003, 04:05 AM
Well aren't you just *fabulous*?

Away boy, away!
Red Devil
07-20-2003, 04:06 AM
Don't forget the lisp :rolleyes:
Caels
07-20-2003, 04:11 AM
[Note to self]
Discover way to inorporate lisp into BBCode.
[/Note to self]
Back
07-20-2003, 04:16 AM
LOL! Screw the lisp and keep posting those naughty IMS!
Skirmisher
07-20-2003, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Red Devil
Your both gay.

And if someone here knows gay it's you.
Weedmage Princess
07-20-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by Red Devil
Your both gay.

And if someone here knows gay it's you.

That one actually made me burst out in laughter
Red Devil
07-20-2003, 12:33 PM
No it didn't, so don't lie.
Weedmage Princess
07-20-2003, 12:39 PM
Okay.
Ben
07-20-2003, 11:14 PM
I'm scared.
peam
07-21-2003, 12:24 AM
She better watch her back. Ben's a beast.

Looks like someone's alligator mouth bit off more than their butterfly ass can handle.
Ben
07-21-2003, 01:02 AM
The part about me being a beast was 100% correct.
peam
07-21-2003, 01:03 AM
I'll upgrade you to a hampster ass, but you're nowhere near handling Ben.
Bobmuhthol
07-21-2003, 01:27 AM
Wouldn't Caels have to play GemStone to be called Caels' Player?
Scott
07-21-2003, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Wouldn't Caels have to play GemStone to be called Caels' Player?

He use to play Gemstone, therefore he still is Cael's player.
Ben
07-21-2003, 01:33 AM
Just for the record, I'm not interested in any freaky deaky sex stuff.
Skirmisher
07-21-2003, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Ben
Just for the record, I'm not interested in any freaky deaky sex stuff.

I'll alert Reuters.
peam
07-21-2003, 01:41 AM
Hints of Ben's beastliness is spread throughout his profile, first off. Note the grim icon of his gruesome bear-like visage ready to maim and destroy at any moment. Next, note the pitbull rescue project banner he uses for a signature. Only a beast among men would deal with such foul company.

The clues are obvious.
Scott
07-21-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by peam
Hints of Ben's beastliness is spread throughout his profile, first off. Note the grim icon of his gruesome bear-like visage ready to maim and destroy at any moment. Next, note the pitbull rescue project banner he uses for a signature. Only a beast among men would deal with such foul company.

The clues are obvious.

SOMETIMES people tend to put on a tough show when they are really just a big pussy.
peam
07-21-2003, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Gemstone101

SOMETIMES people tend to put on a tough show when they are really just a big pussy.

That can apply to more than one person participating in this thread.
Scott
07-21-2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by peam

Originally posted by Gemstone101

SOMETIMES people tend to put on a tough show when they are really just a big pussy.

That can apply to more than one person participating in this thread.

That's why I'm not directing it at anyone. However just because someone acts all tough, doesn't mean anything.
Skirmisher
07-21-2003, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Gemstone101

SOMETIMES people tend to put on a tough show when they are really just a big pussy.

What? Come on! He has a tattoo of a panzer going on.

If that doesn't scream beast I don't know what...

Oh. Thats just bad taste, not beastliness, sorry, my error. Ah well it screams something anyway.
Ben
07-21-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by peam
Next, note the pitbull rescue project banner he uses for a signature. Only a beast among men would deal with such foul company.

Those dogs are supposed to be cute. :no:
Ben
07-21-2003, 02:01 AM
What? Come on! He has a tattoo of a panzer going on.

If that doesn't scream beast I don't know what...

Oh. Thats just bad taste, not beastliness, sorry, my error. Ah well it screams something anyway.
Scott
07-21-2003, 02:08 AM
That looks like one of those tattoo's you get out of a gum wrapper.
Ben
07-21-2003, 02:11 AM
Yeah nazi tank gum.
longshot
07-21-2003, 04:45 AM
Ben, are you like Hitler youth or something? I haven't been on these boards all that long...
Ben
07-21-2003, 06:34 AM
Nope, I'm actually a skinhead but that doesn't really have anything to do with Gemstone or the internet so I don't rant about it nonstop and would be thankful if no one else did either.
peam
07-21-2003, 03:49 PM
You butchered that quote.
Bobmuhthol
07-21-2003, 05:31 PM
I'll butcher you, Peam.
Captain Amby
07-28-2003, 11:59 PM
::laughs:: Ben if you think being a racist skinhead is gunna get you chicks. Get out now. You need all the help you can get.