Whose Beard Is More Epic?

[Methais]

http://images.broadwayworld.com/photoops/shieldschicago/rookeShieldsBackontheBoards008-vi.jpg
vs.
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2008/03/04/1204658674_2377.jpg

[diethx]

I can't believe this is really in question.

[Methais]

Roundhouse factor aside, Billy Mays' beard is pretty epic.

Honorable mention goes to Al Borland:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/alborlandbeard2.jpg

[Some Rogue]

Chuck Norris is going to go back in time and kill your grandparents for even questioning this.

[Cephalopod]

Chuck Norris is going to go back in time and kill your grandparents for even questioning this.

I'm pretty sure just his beard will go back to kill his grandparents, which is why this poll is a no-brainer.


Although...
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg/120px-Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/chuck-norris-rock-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Stretch]

The correct poll should be

Rapist / Not a rapist

Billy Mays is scarier than Ray Lewis.

[Methais]

The correct poll should be

Rapist / Not a rapist

Billy Mays is scarier than Ray Lewis.

Even scarier than this guy?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/20/raymond_cornwall_narrowweb__300x385,0.jpg

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/whh0157/Funny/rapist.jpg

[Cephalopod]

A better poll would be Billy Mays vs. this guy...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_ALZMoh6a3Qk/R6tWOs8C07I/AAAAAAAABT8/gfua4Q17m8I/s200/sham.jpg

[GSKynthelig]

I had a hard time voting with beards such as this out there!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44091000/jpg/_44091258_beards11416.jpg

[Methais]

Holy shit that guy wins. Poll closed.

[Tea & Strumpets]

A better poll would be Billy Mays vs. this guy...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_ALZMoh6a3Qk/R6tWOs8C07I/AAAAAAAABT8/gfua4Q17m8I/s200/sham.jpg

LOL. I was at my cousin's house last week for new years and that commercial came on...I was like...what the fuck!? My favorite part of the commercial is when he says something like "It's made in Germany, everybody knows the Germans make good stuff" in a New York/New Jersey accent.

On topic, that guy with the beard from that Adam Sandler movie Mr. Deeds.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzk3OTE3NTg3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDc1ODAz._V1._ CR0,0,140,140_SS90_.jpg

[Methais]

"It's made in Germany, everybody knows the Germans make good stuff...like the holocaust"

Fixed.

[Soulpieced]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/761/761527/superbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg

[GSKynthelig]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/761/761527/superbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg

Good job on the comb over there!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Pai Mei has a pimp beard, and awesome eyebrows.

http://passtheammo.com/wp-content/uploads/kung-fu.jpg

[Durgrimst]

He has got to have eyebrow extensions or something, otherwise I call shenanigans.

[thefarmer]

Azns have mad eyebrow power.

[Xeromist]

Pai Mei has a pimp beard, and awesome eyebrows.

http://passtheammo.com/wp-content/uploads/kung-fu.jpg

And a rather pleasantly surprised expression on his face!

[Cephalopod]

And a rather pleasantly surprised expression on his face!

That's because he just ate an eyeball, and it was delicious.

[TheLastShamurai]

Leonidas' beard was pretty epic.

[Shari]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/whh0157/Funny/rapist.jpg


So so SO off-topic but I have to say this: If you're going out in public dressed like this, you ARE begging to get sexually assaulted. Women like this make me hate my own sex.

[Allereli]

2007 world beard/mustache competition: http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_6974000/6974110.stm

My vote for all time:

http://www.digitaldreammachine.com/blogimages/ddm/RudolphSantaPuppets.jpg