Pay it forward and show our cocks to the ladies thread.

[Liagala]

Yes please.

:yeahthat:

[Beguiler]

:yeahthat:

:yeahthat: x2

[Sean of the Thread]

lol are you guys serious about the fappage.

Not sure I'd have the balls to do that with someone I didn't completely trust.

[radamanthys]

:D

Maaaaybe.

(Yes.)


Okey. It's up to you, if you feel like sharing that delicious goodness.

Plus, you know how a rare last piece of an item set can gain value...

Just tell me who has 'em :-)

[TheEschaton]

Maybe TheE will oblige.

edit: ...

So, I'm reading this thread for the first time today because I feared seeing penis when I clicked on it, but I don't particularly need pictures of my penis floating around on the internet when I'm running for DA.

Edit: Not to mention I'm uncircumcised, which has freaked out every American girl I've been with the first time.

[radamanthys]

Knowing how politics is these days, It just might get ya elected

[Liagala]

Edit: Not to mention I'm uncircumcised, which has freaked out every American girl I've been with the first time.

So is the guy I just broke up with. You can send the picture to me, I won't freak out. Promise.

[TheEschaton]

You live near Boston. I'd forever live in fear of running into some random girl in the street who may have seen my penis (without me having put it in her, that is). Even though you'd have no way of recognizing me unless I was pantsless.

-theE-

[Liagala]

Even though you'd have no way of recognizing me unless I was pantsless.

^^

I don't wander around worried that you'll recognize me by my breasts, even though you live in Boston. Besides, I'm almost never in the city. I live north a bit.

[Martaigne]

I have pictures of - Kuyuk, Ingot, Khariz, RC, Galenok, Keller, Numbers, Methais (heh), and Sean2, and Martaigne's ignoring my PM. Is there anyone else I should be asking for pictures?

You have to PM me first for me to ignore it!!! :P

[Liagala]

You have to PM me first for me to ignore it!!! :P

I went into my PMs to get a copy of it and prove you wrong... instead, I just feel pretty dumb right now. It seems I never sent it. Sorry 'bout that. Diethx got me the pic though, so I'm (very) happy. :)

[TheLastShamurai]

You live near Boston. I'd forever live in fear of running into some random girl in the street who may have seen my penis (without me having put it in her, that is).

you're scared of women knowing what your cock looks like?

[diethx]

Nice.....my posts must really suck...along with my wang....maybe if I fapped.... :banghead:

No no, I just knew you as Drakefang, and the e-mail was titled Drakefang's wang, not Galenok's wang. I never noticed your gs name in the sig because I tend to gloss over those. Your posts and penis are both plenty pleasing! :)


Even though you'd have no way of recognizing me unless I was pantsless.

Because you've never posted your face on the PC :D

But I still think you should, we need to see a chocolate meatlog before this is over, and i'm afraid Sean is adamant against it.

[Kuyuk]

I'm uncut and I sent my pic to everyone.

K.

[Tisket]

Because you've never posted your face on the PC :D


I'm pretty sure he has.

[diethx]

I'm pretty sure he has.

I know, was sarcasm. :/

[Tisket]

It wasn't in italics. How the hell am I supposed to know!

[diethx]

USE THAT BIG GIANT BRAIN LADY

edit: in all honesty, I thought the :D was a giveaway, mai bad.

[Tisket]

Brains are overrated. I roll on intuition and emotion.

[Liagala]

FYI, thank you pics send to the 3 guys I had e-mail addresses for (and Martaigne). If you haven't gotten it, please PM me your e-mail. If you did receive it, please don't forward. I forgot to put that in the e-mail.

[thefarmer]

Brains are overrated. I roll on lust for the pp and pure sexual emotion.

Fixed.

[MotleyCrew]

No no, I just knew you as Drakefang, and the e-mail was titled Drakefang's wang, not Galenok's wang. I never noticed your gs name in the sig because I tend to gloss over those. Your posts and penis are both plenty pleasing! :)

Shut up! Hes almost talked into fappage!

[Methais]

Here's another wa(e)ng

http://www.pep.ph/images/writeups/09ee694b3.jpg


Shut up! Hes almost talked into fappage!

What are you offering in exchange for fappage?

[MotleyCrew]

What are you offering in exchange for fappage?

Send me real Methais pp, and we'll talk. ;)

[Methais]

NO ACTION WITHOUT INCENTIVE!!!!!!!!111

[MotleyCrew]

NO ACTION WITHOUT INCENTIVE!!!!!!!!111

Well yeah, this IS the penis thread...


P.S. ..and no goatse...I know you wanna...

[septus]

I'm just waiting to see if this thread decends into some crazy ogry.. You know, maybe if y'all dress up as elves you can sell it on one of those wow sites and make a ton.

[Tisket]

Fixed.

I can always count on you to fix my omissions.


Send me real Methais pp, and we'll talk. ;)

I've seen it and trust me, it's pretty impressive. But I don't know how he avoids throwing his back out from walking around with all that weight...

[Celephais]

I've seen it and trust me, it's pretty impressive. But I don't know how he avoids throwing his back out from walking around with all that weight...
You know, I didn't ask to see any of the wang pictures, and most of the guys respected that. Methais on the other hand PM'd me his without even asking... I thought "oh awesome, another PM, I hope it's boobs" it wasn't... it really really wasn't.

[radamanthys]

Ouch. Unhappy surprise penis is the worst kind of penis.

[Tisket]

Ouch. Unhappy surprise penis is the worst kind of penis.

Congratulations, you bumped Bigworm's quote out of my sig.

[Celephais]

Ouch. Unhappy surprise penis is the worst kind of penis.
It was also pretty intimidating. If I had to guess I'd say mine is about half the size of his.

[Tisket]

It was also pretty intimidating. If I had to guess I'd say mine is about half the size of his.

It's all relative.

[Sean of the Thread]

Nobody commented on my penis I'm sort of well disappointed.

[Celephais]

Nobody commented on my penis I'm sort of well disappointed.
You have penis obsession.

[The Ponzzz]

I gotta be honest, I'm pretty surprised at the amount of people willing to send pics of their stuff out. Maybe that's just me though!

[Martaigne]

Nobody commented on my penis I'm sort of well disappointed.

Dude, let it go.

Seriously, put it down and zip up.

[Euler]

Nobody commented on my penis I'm sort of well disappointed.


if you can't say anything nice,






















it means you have a tiny penis!

[diethx]

ROFL

[Liagala]

Nobody commented on my penis I'm sort of well disappointed.

I commented in IM, hush.


I gotta be honest, I'm pretty surprised at the amount of people willing to send pics of their stuff out. Maybe that's just me though!

I'm surprised as well. Very happily surprised!

[diethx]

I'm pretty sure I commented.

[BigWorm]

Congratulations, you bumped Bigworm's quote out of my sig.

we are so over

[radamanthys]

Congratulations, you bumped Bigworm's quote out of my sig.

Happy to oblige :-).

[CrystalTears]

Galenok and Keller?! WTMF?!!!

I gave up on Sean2. He's a lying liar.

[Keller]

Wait I haven't seen Keller!

A new mission.

I will send you a picture, but I must first have a picture of your dad so I can include it and be sure you never use the picture for inappropriate purposes.

[Some Rogue]

Galenok and Keller?! WTMF?!!!


:whistle:

[Sean of the Thread]

Galenok and Keller?! WTMF?!!!

I gave up on Sean2. He's a lying liar.

Shit I swore I forgot who I gave them out to. And I consider you one of my best cynical friends online.

Email will arrive soon but nsfw obvsiously.

[Hips]

waking up to penis in your inbox = you know it's going to be a good day.

thanks wood1559!

[Sean of the Thread]

erased stupid shit

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I will send you a picture, but I must first have a picture of your dad so I can include it and be sure you never use the picture for inappropriate purposes.

The only way I think I'd send a cock pic is if 1) I knew you in person, and 2) I had a picture of your last family photo watermarked onto it so it couldn't be removed.

Call me private, and paranoid.

[Sean of the Thread]

I was the same way SHM but I did what I had to do. Mostly to the couple girls that I've been super attracted too.

Gotta trust people once in awhile.

[TheEschaton]

By showing them your penis? I swear, I understand American culture less and less every day.

[Cephalopod]

Sean suddenly strikes me as the kind of guy who would think "selling tickets to the gun show" would be a good way to get a woman's attention.

[Back]

Call me private, and paranoid.

I’d call you not dumb.

[iJin]

WTF.

I've no more pps in my inbox. Fix this.

[NocturnalRob]

By showing them your penis? I swear, I understand American culture less and less every day.
TheE, you and I are going to have to agree on this point. Having pictures of my dick floating around out there? Not gonna happen. I'm 28. The last thing I need is a picture of my engorged wang showing up when I'm trying to get clearance or run for office or any number of other things.

"This speaks volumes about your character and your intelligence level. By the way, was it cold when you took this photo?"

[Ignot]

I don't care because i don't have my face in the penis picture, it's just my dick. If anyone can recognize me just by looking at my dick then god bless them.

[NocturnalRob]

If anyone can recognize me just by looking at my dick then god bless them.
haha...a dick line-up.

"That's him, officer. #4. I'd recognize that dick anywhere."

[Tisket]

waking up to penis in your inbox = you know it's going to be a good day.

thanks wood1559!

I gave him my email address but I've received NOTHING. Zip. Zilch.

/bitter

[The Ponzzz]

The only way I think I'd send a cock pic is if 1) I knew you in person, and 2) I had a picture of your last family photo watermarked onto it so it couldn't be removed.

Call me private, and paranoid.

My thoughts exactly.



Gotta trust people once in awhile.

Never.

[iJin]

You know you trust me baby. <3

[MotleyCrew]

haha...a dick line-up.

"That's him, officer. #4. I'd recognize that dick anywhere."

Ah hahahahaha!

[Paradii]

By showing them your penis? I swear, I understand American culture less and less every day.

Don't judge Americans by Sean.....That's like judging all M&M's to the one that fell in the couch cushions three weeks ago.

[Martaigne]

Don't judge Americans by Sean.....That's like judging all M&M's to the one that fell in the couch cushions three weeks ago.

Fucking hell... hahahahahahahahaha!

[thefarmer]

I was the same way SHM but I did what I had to do. Mostly to the couple girls that I've been super attracted too.

Did what you had to do? As what? A professional e-stalker?

[Sean of the Thread]

dude/chick whatever you are there is no estalking in my profile.

Cant 86 that right now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

haha...a dick line-up.

"That's him, officer. #4. I'd recognize that dick anywhere."

Hahahahahahaha

[Tisket]

I gave him my email address but I've received NOTHING. Zip. Zilch.

/bitter

Note to self: check email before posting bitter, angry rants on the PC.

Thanks Wood and SR. Hot.

[Beguiler]

<slightly pointed ears perk up>

Wood and SR?

[Some Rogue]

Nothing to see here, move along.

[Cephalopod]

I apparently sent mine out to someone last night, too... I think I was hypnotized.

[Sean]

Nothing to see here, move along.

That's what she said?

[diethx]

Nothing to see here, move along.

Uh huh.

Also, Nachos :(

[Liagala]

waking up to penis in your inbox = you know it's going to be a good day.

thanks wood1559!
:yeahthat:


Nothing to see here, move along.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree here. Keep asking him for it, it's worth it.


I apparently sent mine out to someone last night, too...

Yes, yes you did. :heart:

[diethx]

....

[CrystalTears]

Nothing to see here, move along.
You wound me!!

It's because I talk to you too much, isn't it? Too close to home eh? :D

[Some Rogue]

That's what she said?

Did you wash your dot off this morning?

[Some Rogue]

You wound me!!

It's because I talk to you too much, isn't it? Too close to home eh? :D

OMG, get on AIM woman.

[diethx]

Did you wash your dot off this morning?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sean]

Did you wash your dot off this morning?

Yea, thanks for your concern do you need proof or something?

[Some Rogue]

That's ok Midnight. I probably couldn't tell the difference anyway.

[Beguiler]

I'm crushed, three missing? I hate not having a full set...

[Liagala]

I'm crushed, three missing? I hate not having a full set...

On the subject of a full set... may I direct your attention here? http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792 It seems that there is someone missing from Celephais' site.

[Some Rogue]

On the subject of a full set... may I direct your attention here? http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792 It seems that there is someone missing from Celephais' site.


:yeahthat:

[Liagala]

Whoever left me rep on the post 2 up from here, PM plz. Thanks.

[MotleyCrew]

Did you wash your dot off this morning?

Hey, that was MY dot!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ignot]

On the subject of a full set... may I direct your attention here? http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35792 It seems that there is someone missing from Celephais' site.

Diethx?

[wood1559]

Zuie's bra pic is missing.

[Liagala]

Diethx?

Her too, but I've just about given up there. It makes me sad. :(

[diethx]

Her too, but I've just about given up there. It makes me sad. :(

Shut your whore mouth. :heart:

[Kahly]

I know, right!? A girl could take a pumpkin after that thing.

Makes me glad I swore off those things.

[JARVISN]

Getting to this thread late, but if I can find my digital camera I think I can take away the pumpkin fear... there's a very good reason my character is a dwarf...

:sad:


P.S. Can I get reward pics for effort? If any of you ladies want to see a pitiful little wang, send along a PM.

[Cephalopod]

Shut your whore mouth. :heart:

There's one sure-fire way to shut all of our whore mouths!

...

[MotleyCrew]

Whine...I never got to see Nacho's Bell Grande...

[Celephais]

Zuie's bra pic is missing.
Fixed.

[Cephalopod]

We should also capture more of the bottomless thread before it disappears... didn't diethx, Tisket, Narcissia and a few others post there? Get on it!

[septus]

We should also capture more of the bottomless thread before it disappears... didn't diethx, Tisket, Narcissia and a few others post there? Get on it!

I only recall one ass being shown that's not on the page..(that being two shown total) If I missed anything, please point the booty out to me. Yarrr!

[Celephais]

We should also capture more of the bottomless thread before it disappears... didn't diethx, Tisket, Narcissia and a few others post there? Get on it!
I put diethx and liagala up there now (MI was already up there)... um... I don't know if I have Tisket or Narcissia's bottomless pics..

[Cephalopod]

Oh, hell, I suppose I can do a small amount of work for a worthwhile cause:

Whimsi (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=806489&postcount=9)

ES (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=808608&postcount=103)

Dave/SST (http://bp3.blogger.com/_i6-dYA6Fku4/Rk_fzNdC-wI/AAAAAAAAAdg/mUet12hjOAg/s320/donkey.jpg)

B4Hand (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=809364&postcount=235)

[Hips]

Dave/SST (http://bp3.blogger.com/_i6-dYA6Fku4/Rk_fzNdC-wI/AAAAAAAAAdg/mUet12hjOAg/s320/donkey.jpg)


LOL.

[Tisket]

I got SotT's and it was definitely worth the wait.

[iJin]

I want to see a penis next to a Dr.Pepper can. Srsly.

[Paradii]

I want to see a penis next to a Dr.Pepper can. Srsly.

Yeah, thats not fucking weird or anything.

[diethx]

I'm still trying to get someone to write my name on theirs. lol

[Methais]

Yeah, thats not fucking weird or anything.

At least she didn't say she wants to see it in the can. With Dr. Pepper fizzing all over your balls.

[Paradii]

At least she didn't say she wants to see it in the can. With Dr. Pepper fizzing all over your balls.

Since she seems to be addicted to that shit, it might be a decent way to get some serious attention paid to your balls though.

[diethx]

At least she didn't say she wants to see it in the can. With Dr. Pepper fizzing all over your balls.

I see an edit in the near future.

[Sean of the Thread]

haha...a dick line-up.

"That's him, officer. #4. I'd recognize that dick anywhere."


Balbricker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663878/): Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Mr. Carter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160452/): Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.
Balbricker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663878/): We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That
[pause]
Balbricker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663878/): tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
Mr. Carter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160452/): Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?
Balbricker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0663878/): But Mr. Carter.
Coach Brakett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0301305/): Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...”Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I put diethx and liagala up there now (MI was already up there)... um... I don't know if I have Tisket or Narcissia's bottomless pics..

I can double check to make sure they didn't disappear (I used image shack), I definitely posted though.

[Cephalopod]

I'm still trying to get someone to write my name on theirs. lol

I committed to doing this for someone else -- I'd consider it for others, but need encouragement of some sort.

Also, this is not possible if your name is Parastratiosphecomyia Stratiosphecomyioides. Just saying.

[CrystalTears]

I'm still trying to get someone to write my name on theirs. lol
If that's the case, I'd want two pics. One limp that says CRRS, and one hard with it spelled out. :D

[Ignot]

I want to see a penis next to a Dr.Pepper can. Srsly.


I'm still trying to get someone to write my name on theirs. lol

I take paypal. $50 a shot for requests.

[Ignot]

can someone FWD Nikki my cock? thx.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

can someone FWD Nikki my cock? thx.

:heart:

Sorry about the neg rep, I was bitter.

[diethx]

I committed to doing this for someone else -- I'd consider it for others, but need encouragement of some sort.

Also, this is not possible if your name is Parastratiosphecomyia Stratiosphecomyioides. Just saying.

My name is merely four letters! It'll fit on anyone but Backlash, i'm sure.


If that's the case, I'd want two pics. One limp that says CRRS, and one hard with it spelled out. :D

lol, we were actually talking about that in chat the other night. I think Liagala or MC suggested it. Apparently the guys thought it was a gross idea? I personally think it's awesome.

[Some Rogue]

I would need full girl on girl action in my inbox first...

[diethx]

I'm sure I can google up a photo of that for you.

[Some Rogue]

I have a feeling that would turn out like..

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/898803.jpg

:cry:

[diethx]

You have no faith in me. :(

[Sean of the Thread]

OH lord what have I done. This one is getting out of control lol.

Actually surprised with all us guys begging for boobs all the time that one of you didn't sack up and come up with idea first.

[Some Rogue]

I got SotT's and it was definitely worth the wait.

Unfortunately, it comes attached to Sean.

:medieval:

[Sean of the Thread]

pwnt

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it comes attached to Sean.

:medieval:

Wait, what?

[diethx]

He obviously meant Sean2!!!! (at least I fucking hope so)

[Paradii]

Wait, what?

lawlz, u got a dik in ur a$$

[Some Rogue]

You got a dick in the box..

speaking of which, nah, nevermind. :D

[Sean of the Thread]

There's a certain anatomical reason Sean1 can't send a pic... he wouldn't be exactly hard to pick out of a line up.

[AnticorRifling]

There's a certain anatomical reason Sean1 can't send a pic... he wouldn't be exactly hard to pick out of a line up.
He's Jewish?

Off topic your avatar is begging for a pedo bear to be shopped into it, just an FYI.

[Some Rogue]

I think he said the other night it had stripes like a zebra.

[MotleyCrew]

I think he said the other night it had stripes like a zebra.

Wasn't it spots like a giraffe?

[Sean of the Thread]

How about pedo ewok?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/ewok_this_way.gif

[NocturnalRob]

Wasn't it spots like a giraffe?
can giraffes get genital warts?

[Allereli]

can giraffes get genital warts?

why am I tempted to google this?

[Some Rogue]

Let Anticor respond. He's spread warts across several species already. He probably knows.

[Sean]

He's Jewish?

I am.

[AnticorRifling]

Let Anticor respond. He's spread warts across several species already. He probably knows.
A bumpy carrot is a gift you must share with the world, afterall it's just God's french tickler.

[diethx]

I think he said the other night it had stripes like a zebra.

LOL, I don't remember that?! I thought it was half and half, you know, like a black and white cookie.

[Some Rogue]

I might have been making that up....

ROFL

[diethx]

lolol

[diethx]

Damn, i'd really like a black and white cookie.

[Back]

Damn, i'd really like a black and white cookie.

Dev may oblige.

[diethx]

As gorgeous as DeV is, i'm afraid I just couldn't bring myself to do it. :/

[Back]

Not something I would pass on.

But here. For you.

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/04/blackwhite.jpg

[Doughboy]

Ok, so my current ladyfriend has made a bet with me..I'll leave the details out that...

which of you women are on the PM list...

[Some Rogue]

I don't know. I stopped getting requests...the word must be out! :cry:

[diethx]

I am!

[Liagala]

which of you women are on the PM list...

Yes, please

[Tisket]

Ok, so my current ladyfriend has made a bet with me..I'll leave the details out that...

which of you women are on the PM list...

Me.

[Beguiler]

which of you women are on the PM list...

Me please?

[CrystalTears]

Ok, so my current ladyfriend has made a bet with me..I'll leave the details out that...

which of you women are on the PM list...
:hi:

[Tisket]

I am not going to say who is my favorite penis because I don't want the other penises to feel bad. I love you all. It's so hard though since I just received one FINE penis in my email inbox.

[MotleyCrew]

Ok, so my current ladyfriend has made a bet with me..I'll leave the details out that...

which of you women are on the PM list...

Me, me, me!

[Some Rogue]

Um...anyone I missed?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I hear Drew2 is interested.

[diethx]

rofl

[Drew2]

This thread kept my interest for all of a day.

Then I got the real thing IRL and got over it.

You can keep your penis pics.

[CrystalTears]

This thread kept my interest for all of a day.

Then I got the real thing IRL and got over it.

You can keep your penis pics.
This is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I see/get the real thing regularly and pics are still appreciated.

My god, that's like if one of you 'normal' guys said "I touched boobs last night, I don't need to see them."

I can't even say 'You know how I know you're gay' because you're on a whole other level.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Ok, so my current ladyfriend has made a bet with me..I'll leave the details out that...

which of you women are on the PM list...

Me!

[Drew2]

This is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I see/get the real thing regularly and pics are still appreciated.

My god, that's like if one of you 'normal' guys said "I touched boobs last night, I don't need to see them."

I can't even say 'You know how I know you're gay' because you're on a whole other level.

You see/get the SAME real thing repeatedly, hence "new" penis is a treat for you.


...and that makes me sound like a slut. Fuck.

[CrystalTears]

Any penis is a treat. What's wrong with your brains? :tongue:

[NocturnalRob]

Any penis is a treat.
false. much for the same reason that any boobs aren't a treat or any pussy isn't a treat. there's good/bad dong, good/bad tits, good/bad pussy. Where the fuck are YOUR brains at?

edit: to clarify--no one likes pancake tits. no one likes pussy that looks like an upside-down tissue box. no one likes short, impotent dong.

[Drew2]

false. much for the same reason that any boobs aren't a treat or any pussy isn't a treat. there's good/bad dong, good/bad tits, good/bad pussy. Where the fuck are YOUR brains at?

edit: to clarify--no one likes pancake tits. no one likes pussy that looks like an upside-down tissue box. no one likes short, impotent dong.

QFMFT

[Sean]

Drew's a penis snob.

[Drew2]

Drew's a penis snob.

I have no problem admitting that.

[CrystalTears]

false. much for the same reason that any boobs aren't a treat or any pussy isn't a treat. there's good/bad dong, good/bad tits, good/bad pussy. Where the fuck are YOUR brains at?

edit: to clarify--no one likes pancake tits. no one likes pussy that looks like an upside-down tissue box. no one likes short, impotent dong.Fair enough. But would you really turn down opportunities to look at new ones?

[NocturnalRob]

Fair enough. But would you really turn down opportunities to look at new ones?
knowing that they're all busted up or no?

I really have no interest in seeing any new dong (sorry, Drew). I see mine plenty. You can tell most of the time when a girl is rocking flapjacks, so I'll pass on those. Obviously, a woman's lady-parts are a mystery until revealed, so...what can you do?

[CrystalTears]

knowing that they're all busted up or no?
Well obviously in this case, you won't know until you get it.

Not everyone is into seeing pics of boobs and/or PP. I just found it funny that he was all "OMG I've seen the real thing, I don't need to see anymore!". However if he was commenting more on what he had seen so far, regardless of what his new trousersnake looks like, then I won't go there. I think it's cruel to make commentary on people's appendages when they've been so kind to share in the first place.

All this really boils down to is that Drew2 got laid and wanted to shout it on the rooftops and this was his excuse to do so. :D

[NocturnalRob]

No, I gotcha. And to take it to the next level, I'd never give up porn even if I had a steady source of sex/boobage/whatever. So...yeah.

And congrats on the new trousersnake, Drew2.

[Sean]

All this really boils down to is that Drew2 got laid and wanted to shout it on the rooftops and this was his excuse to do so. :D

Drew sucks like a minimum of 1 unique penis a day I don't think he came to boast about any 1 particular day.

[Drew2]

No, I gotcha. And to take it to the next level, I'd never give up porn even if I had a steady source of sex/boobage/whatever. So...yeah.

And congrats on the new trousersnake, Drew2.

This isn't a very rare occurance for me lately.

[CrystalTears]

So we hear. :D

[Drew2]

Drew sucks like a minimum of 1 unique penis a day I don't think he came to boast about any 1 particular day.

LOL I just saw this.

Fuck you. That is only about half true.

[Liagala]

That is only about half true.

Correct. He really did come to boast about 1 particular day.

[Drakefang]

You see/get the SAME real thing repeatedly, hence "new" penis is a treat for you.


...and that makes me sound like a slut. Fuck.

Which from the sounds of it, you may well be.

What you wrote while seeming perhaps innocent or funny enough to you, was actually pretty damned shitty. I've no doubt you got to see my cock, which now I wish hadn't happened. Obviously, most of the men here probably didn't realize sharing with the gay guy would end up getting us a rather rude gesture from him. What we did was for the ladies and whether the cock was crappy or good, you should say thanks, not be a total ingrate and snob about it.

Ladies, for my part and the men who've shared their pics with you, not once am I aware that we never said thank you or damn those are hideous nasty saggy titties. If it comes to pass you get more cock from me (or anyone), please at least ask me if it can be shared with Drew before doing so. This is at least the second uncool comment, apparently, and while I don't mind sharing a picture, at least be decent about it. The men so far have been kind in posting about bared breasts (again that I have noticed reading, PMs or Rep is a private affair).

Thanks.

[Martaigne]

If it comes to pass you get more cock from me (or anyone), please at least ask me if it can be shared

I heartily concur with with this portion of the statement, and amend it to include "with anyone." at the end.

You know who you are.

[Drew2]

Which from the sounds of it, you may well be.

What you wrote while seeming perhaps innocent or funny enough to you, was actually pretty damned shitty. I've no doubt you got to see my cock, which now I wish hadn't happened. Obviously, most of the men here probably didn't realize sharing with the gay guy would end up getting us a rather rude gesture from him. What we did was for the ladies and whether the cock was crappy or good, you should say thanks, not be a total ingrate and snob about it.

Ladies, for my part and the men who've shared their pics with you, not once am I aware that we never said thank you or damn those are hideous nasty saggy titties. If it comes to pass you get more cock from me (or anyone), please at least ask me if it can be shared with Drew before doing so. This is at least the second uncool comment, apparently, and while I don't mind sharing a picture, at least be decent about it. The men so far have been kind in posting about bared breasts (again that I have noticed reading, PMs or Rep is a private affair).

Thanks.


Get fucking real.

Do you honestly think that just because I'm the only one that has said anything publically (not necessarily about you) that nothing has been said? If you (again, not Drakefang specifically) sent a picture of your dick out and expected it not to be criticized, you're plainly retarded.

If you have a small, odd-looking, hairy, etc. dick, chances are you fucking know it. While women may be more tactful (in public. trust me some are just as judgemental as me in private), I'm sorry that I'm not.

As for the post of mine you just quoted, I was not putting down anyone's junk at all. I was actually stating why I wasn't as eager as the married women (ie., CT) to see pictures. So, stop being fucking sensitive or I may *actually* give a poster-by-poster critique of junk that has come across my screen.


Edit: That last statement is not meant to imply anything about the state of Drakefang's penis.

[Beguiler]

For what it's worth, I have totally enjoyed and appreciated all of the pictures shared with me,
and the variety of the human body is facinating. There was nothing to dis in any of them, Lots of WOW factor, though!

And my personal view is that I have/will not ever pass one along without express permission.

Huzzah, huzzah! for the good sports, and the pain-in-the-asses (you know who you are) well, boo!

[Kuyuk]

so how did you feel about the peni Drew2?

:)

[CrystalTears]

Meh. I may have been curious to see what was available for view, but I'm not up for the criticisms either. I didn't appreciate them in the boob thread, and I'm sure the men wouldn't want to hear them either, no matter how true they may be. It just seems rude to me to want to see pictures and then sit there and talk about flaws or whatnot.

As for the eagerness, you were just as eager as some of the women saying "WTF WHERE'S MY SHARE OF PICS?!" which is why you probably got bombarded with forwards.

[Drew2]

I'm not denying my initial eagerness. My main point was really that my previous comment was not criticizing anyone, merely stating why I was no longer AS eager.

And I've never called anyone out specifically so I don't know why he's flipping out. He has a guilty conscious or something.

[Kuyuk]

<<i'm drnk so i'm gonna be honest

most of your dicks aren't worth resward pictures. iv'es seen them.

tips:

shave

get a bigger penis

the end.>>


Not criticizing?

Not that I care, I sent you my wangdang /shrug


...and would again

K.

[CrystalTears]

I know what you're saying. The problem is that you and maybe others are all "I don't want to see anymore" which just reflects a little offensively to some because it comes off as not appreciating what's showing up.

Since people have been mentioning specifically to the poster whether they want to get them or not, I don't think the forwarding is happening anymore. Shouldn't be happening, anyway.

[Drew2]

Again, I never said anyone specifically. I could very well have categorized any one of you in the not-most-of-you category. Whatever category you feel you fit in is your business.


Edit: I was responding to Kuyuk.

[NocturnalRob]

Drew's just mad because I didn't send out a photo of my dong.

[Drew2]

Drew's just mad because I didn't send out a photo of my dong.

qft

Although you're otherwise physically attractive and if you have an unattractive dong it will ruin that for me. So maybe it's better if you don't.

[NocturnalRob]

Although you're otherwise physically attractive and if you have an unattractive dong it will ruin that for me. So maybe it's better if you don't.
if i had a nickel for every time i heard that...

[Kuyuk]

So what is your definition of a good dong then drew?

12" coke can size?

K.

[Allereli]

if i had a nickel for every time i heard that...

you'd have a nickel

[diethx]

This thread is titled "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the ladies thread", not "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the bitter gay dude thread".

Stop pissing on our thread, Drew2, just gtfo if you have no more interest in PC penis. Cause you're ruining it for everyone else!

[MotleyCrew]

This thread is titled "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the ladies thread", not "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the bitter gay dude thread".

Stop pissing on our thread, Drew2, just gtfo if you have no more interest in PC penis. Cause you're ruining it for everyone else!

:yeahthat:

[Liagala]

For what it's worth, I have totally enjoyed and appreciated all of the pictures shared with me,
and the variety of the human body is facinating. There was nothing to dis in any of them, Lots of WOW factor, though!

And my personal view is that I have/will not ever pass one along without express permission.

Huzzah, huzzah! for the good sports, and the pain-in-the-asses (you know who you are) well, boo!

Stop pissing on our thread, Drew2, just gtfo if you have no more interest in PC penis. Cause you're ruining it for everyone else!

What they said.


So what is your definition of a good dong then drew?

12" coke can size?

Ouch... Not even funny


Drew's just mad because I didn't send out a photo of my dong.

So are the rest of us.

[NocturnalRob]

you'd have a nickel
better than zero nickels...

[Beguiler]

This thread is titled "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the ladies thread", not "Pay it forward and show your cocks to the bitter gay dude thread".

Stop pissing on our thread, Drew2, just gtfo if you have no more interest in PC penis. Cause you're ruining it for everyone else!

:yes2:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Meh. I may have been curious to see what was available for view, but I'm not up for the criticisms either. I didn't appreciate them in the boob thread, and I'm sure the men wouldn't want to hear them either, no matter how true they may be. It just seems rude to me to want to see pictures and then sit there and talk about flaws or whatnot.

This is my feeling. Major kudos to all the guys who had the guts to do it and I appreciate each and every pic I received.

Which reminds me-- if you didn't get my appreciation pic back, lemme know and I'll send it. :D

[Back]

And I've never called anyone out specifically so I don't know why he's flipping out. He has a guilty conscious or something.

Drew2 would never share penis information... yeah, right buddy.

[Brattt8525]

I think it is time for another stellar video cam talk <remember the awesome your ruining the boob thread one?>

That was pure awesomeness! I don't care to have any peni of strange men lurking in my PM or email ready to *spring* up on my screen but why ruin others fun.

I give kudos to those men/women who were brave enough to expose themselves to that degree. Ok not expose but leave themselves open so to speak.

The only peni that actually peaked my interest was the one that he can balance things on, LOL

[RichardCranium]

Wait, should I be relieved that Drew2 found my cock aesthetically pleasing? I'm confused.

[Ignot]

I'm confused.

that's how it starts.....

[Celephais]

Drew is a cock about cocks.

[Tisket]

Meh. I may have been curious to see what was available for view, but I'm not up for the criticisms either. I didn't appreciate them in the boob thread, and I'm sure the men wouldn't want to hear them either, no matter how true they may be. It just seems rude to me to want to see pictures and then sit there and talk about flaws or whatnot.


I'd pos rep you again if I could. Absofuckinglutely true. I didn't get one unattractive penis. You all should be proud.

Now send more.

[Some Rogue]

But you've seen it already...

Now, I could put a sombrero on him or something...for the right price.

:D

[Arkans]

You live near Boston. I'd forever live in fear of running into some random girl in the street who may have seen my penis (without me having put it in her, that is). Even though you'd have no way of recognizing me unless I was pantsless.

-theE-

I live in Boston.

We should meet up.

You paint your penis red and I'll paint mine blue.

We can film the end scene in Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

[Sean of the Thread]

I'd pos rep you again if I could. Absofuckinglutely true. I didn't get one unattractive penis. You all should be proud.

Now send more.


You send me a nice uhm what did she call it? PSFB to blackbelushi@yahoo.com

And I'll def send you whatever you request.

[Sean of the Thread]

Wait, should I be relieved that Drew2 found my cock aesthetically pleasing? I'm confused.


rofl ..


http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/you-re-gay.jpg

[Drakefang]

So, is this thread dead, ladies?

I'll put this offer out there....since I was challenged to add to the thread. A couple someones mentioned a series...so just did it, figuring wtf. The pics are quite NSFW. If you are interested you can PM me your email addy. If you are not interested, I do understand. :yes:

If no one wants them...well, so be it.

[MotleyCrew]

So, is this thread dead, ladies?

I'll put this offer out there....since I was challenged to add to the thread. A couple someones mentioned a series...so just did it, figuring wtf. The pics are quite NSFW. If you are interested you can PM me your email addy. If you are not interested, I do understand. :yes:

If no one wants them...well, so be it.

Yes please :spaz:

[The Ponzzz]

...

[Some Rogue]

This is where The Ponzzz signs on his alt account where he poses as a female...

[Drakefang]

This is where The Ponzzz signs on his alt account where he poses as a female...

:club:

[The Ponzzz]

Hahah, ouch! My alt account is The Ponzzza and I sign my posts Maria.

[Winter's Kiss]

I am so bumping this because I feel grossly left out.. :(

[radamanthys]

I have my camera back...

[SHAFT]

liagala has some pics of me. any other ladies wish to see?

[Martaigne]

Good luck. I hope you live up to your name. lol

[DCSL]

Me!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

liagala has some pics of me. any other ladies wish to see?

Me me me me.

[SHAFT]

remember, i have the semi circ. send me your emails

[Sean]

Lmao, or just upload it to photobucket or some shit, set it as private, and then PM the link. No offense, but I don't really like just giving out my email to people I don't know hehe.

Wouldn't it have just made more sense for you to make a throw away email account instead of making more work for him?

[SHAFT]

thats too much work. just set up a new email on yahoo. i dont care if you see it or not. i havent seen your tits yet, but ive seen the others

[TheLastShamurai]

Lmao, or just upload it to photobucket or some shit, set it as private, and then PM the link. No offense, but I don't really like just giving out my email to people I don't know hehe.

wait. you want shaft to show you his shaft but you refuse to show us the boobs?

so not cool.

[DCSL]

The toothpick is AWESOME.

[SHAFT]

hehe, thanks. lemme try the pen. its been a while

yup, it worked

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The toothpick is AWESOME.

HOLY CRAP.

Yes, yes it is.

[SHAFT]

i'll send the pen one

[Widgets]

Bastards. Semi-Arm Pic...I mean, you can tell I have defined arms, but the pic is rather taken from a small distance...So it's not some gay close up of me flexing...And if someone REALLY wants to see my penis, I could care less...Just PM me rofl, I'm game.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1287/nastydv8.jpg

[SHAFT]

I better get some rep for the pen penis pic. That hurt a little bit. I thought I was gonna tear my semi circ

[Liagala]

I'm still on 24 hour wait from the rep-whore thread. It will be forthcoming when I can though!

[Winter's Kiss]

Damn. I wanna see..

[Widgets]

And Lia is now the first person ever I think to see my penis on the PC.

Hell, I don't even think I showed Angela mine when we used to talk back in the day. Toy MAY have seen it and maybe some other old regulars on OOC, but I doubt it

[Wesley]

Well...I guess it's only fair.

http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww264/Wesley1337/WesleyDong.jpg

[Liagala]

And Lia is now the first person ever I think to see my penis on the PC.

If any ladies haven't sent him a PM, it's well worth seeing. :D


I better get some rep for the pen penis pic. That hurt a little bit. I thought I was gonna tear my semi circ

I'm trying to rep you for that awesome picture, but I have to spread it around some.


Current Pictures - You... 02-07-2009 08:18 PM Inconceivable!! (Wesley)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[MotleyCrew]

If any ladies haven't sent him a PM, it's well worth seeing. :D



:yeahthat:

There ain't nothin' gnomish about him!

[Sean of the Thread]

No more passing out for me.

And Ladies I've deleted your reward pics however great some may have been just for your safety and respect. Not sure where this computer is going to end up in a couple of days.

~sean2

[mrjrd222]

Hah, I thought this was a joke thread, till I saw 74 pages in a month...

[Widgets]

Hah, I thought this was a joke thread, till I saw 74 pages in a month...

Well, I guess you could call it a joke thread...But some of us actually went through with it I think, rofl

[SayGoodbye]

um.. somehow I missed this thread till just now.

Now I need to see some pc cock.

[Ben 2.0]

I'll give up my goods for silver.

[diethx]

No thanks.

[Beguiler]

No thanks.

:yeahthat:

[Liagala]

I found this picture this morning, while pretending to work. My name is Lisa. Someone needs to tell them it isn't a fail at all!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-anniversary-fail.jpg

[ElanthianSiren]

wow.... I missed the PC cockles. That'll teach me to leave, come back, leave, come back, rinse repeat. :p

[Ignot]

wow.... I missed the PC cockles. That'll teach me to leave, come back, leave, come back, rinse repeat. :p

I'm sure your inbox will be flooded with them if you ask.

[ElanthianSiren]

75 pages of them?

get erm... shooting guys!

[Wesley]

Nuts to PMs. I posted mine in the thread!

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol I'm done sending mine out.

wtf was I thinking? Oh that's right I was on a binge. Never mind.

[CrystalTears]

Lol I'm done sending mine out.

wtf was I thinking? Oh that's right I was on a binge. Never mind.
Oh please. You so were not. You just wanted the attention, just like the others did. Don't even play that. :tongue:

[Sean of the Thread]

Not really. I wanted better reward pics!

[SlinkyHeadPrincess]

Ok so while I don't have a cock to show off, I did make a cock-shaped cake once...
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/GSNali/84a6eff0.jpg

[Wesley]

Ok so while I don't have a cock to show off, I did make a cock-shaped cake once...
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/GSNali/84a6eff0.jpg

Oh my god! Did you use a picture of my penis as a base for the design of that cake?!

It's completely identical except that mine is much, much smaller and I cannot grow pubic hair. Also, I only have one testicle so the one side looks kind of like a half inflated balloon, and I have difficulty getting an erection so most of the time the whole thing kind of retracts into the scrotum and you can't really see it.

But other than that...it's like looking into a mirror! You know, at my cock.


Also:

http://www.geocities.com/jscollett/blogimg/gotwood.JPG

See the giant wooden cock - $5.
Ride the giant wooden cock - $10

[Faent]

I sent a pic of mine out to PB and CT.