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Keller
01-06-2009, 05:15 PM
. . . . accidently . . . . hanging by his feet.

Warning: Semi-NSFW. Not pornographic, but some male behind.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html

Paradii
01-06-2009, 05:24 PM
I used to be a liftie so I've seen a lot of retards failing epicly on boarding these chairs, but I have no fucking idea how this moron pulled off this move. What a bloody wanker.

NocturnalRob
01-06-2009, 05:25 PM
and he'll probably sue. and win.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
01-06-2009, 05:25 PM
I used to be a liftie so I've seen a lot of retards failing epicly on boarding these chairs, but I have no fucking idea how this moron pulled off this move. What a bloody wanker.

According to the article, it was actually whoever got the chair ready who messed up. It wasn't in proper position so he fell.

Allereli
01-06-2009, 05:27 PM
this probably belongs in the shrinkage thread, too

Keller
01-06-2009, 05:27 PM
and he'll probably sue. and win.

Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress is the first cause of action that comes to mind.

Consider the shrinkage!

NocturnalRob
01-06-2009, 05:34 PM
Consider the shrinkage!
Dear God, think of the children!! The children!!

DeV
01-06-2009, 05:36 PM
Those pictures automatically cancel out any joy that winning a lawsuit could bring. Fucker wasn't even wearing a pair of tighty-whities.

Paradii
01-06-2009, 05:42 PM
According to the article, it was actually whoever got the chair ready who messed up. It wasn't in proper position so he fell.

I read, but I have no idea how he managed to get in that position with the leg guard down.

Any reasonable person would be able to move out of the way

and

Any competent employee would have been able to stop the lift in time.

Just edited to add the wind knocks those guards down all the time, and i've never seen anyone lose their pants before

Shari
01-07-2009, 01:54 AM
Am I the only asshole that thinks that is seriously goddamned funny?

Daniel
01-07-2009, 02:13 AM
There's a fail picture waiting to happen here.

diethx
01-07-2009, 02:15 AM
Am I the only asshole that thinks that is seriously goddamned funny?

No, although it's not as funny as it could have been since the other person in the lift was a kid, possibly his kid and no one deserves to see their dad's junk. Okay, so his foot got caught, but what happened to his pants?

Numbers
01-07-2009, 03:42 AM
I laughed.

In the third picture, the person in blue helping him off is looking right at his junk.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
01-07-2009, 03:45 AM
I read, but I have no idea how he managed to get in that position with the leg guard down.

Any reasonable person would be able to move out of the way

and

Any competent employee would have been able to stop the lift in time.

Just edited to add the wind knocks those guards down all the time, and i've never seen anyone lose their pants before

True.. I could sort of understand the falling part (but not really).. but losing your pants in the process? And not just the pants, but the long underwear and stuff too..

Allereli
01-07-2009, 11:13 AM
Am I the only asshole that thinks that is seriously goddamned funny?

no, there are a lot of us assholes. And 15 minutes is a long time to spend hanging up-side-down

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-08-2009, 08:25 PM
Heh... check out about 1:10 into this clip...

http://www.thedailytube.com/video/15178/fox-news-host-sees-naked-male-bottom-mentions-vaseline