Go fucking die.

[Miss Ismurii]

Thanks.

[DCSL]

Uh. Wut.

[Drew]

Tell us how you really feel.

[Gan]

This edge moment brought to you by...

The letter R.


For
http://designcrack.com/v2/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/just-do-it-blade.jpg
(http://designcrack.com/v2/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/just-do-it-blade.jpg)

[Miss Ismurii]

Just having a terrible day, figured you could make it worse.

[DCSL]

And why.

[Miss Ismurii]

I'm not here for therapy.

[Allereli]

person with the best story for the meltdown wins a million silver

[Back]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc

[DCSL]

I hate it when people put out a cryptic message that screams "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!" and then... don't want to talk about it. Damn attention whores! If you don't want to fucking talk about it, keep it bottled up inside like the rest of us and stop being such a tease.

[Miss Ismurii]

So I am an attention whore. Good job at pointing out the obvious, DCSL.

[Euler]

first of all, her parents are like so lame and totally don't get her. Plus, homework sux and Jenny, that bitch from homeroom, like totally bought the same shoes she got for christmas even though she fully knew that Ismurii was going to wear them to the dance.

I win million silvers please?

[Miss Ismurii]

You're a fucking moron.

[Euler]

yeah, but was I close?

[Miss Ismurii]

No, not at all.

[Nieninque]

/wrists

[Euler]

it wasn't jenny?

[nub]

I thought an appraisal wasn't due till next monday, then found out it was due wednesday, I had a pretty bad breakdown and starting foaming at the mouth.

I reread the assignment and saw that it really wasn't due till Monday. So I had another meltdown because I had a meltdown earlier for no reason. Woke up choking on my tears.

[Miss Ismurii]

Nah.

[DCSL]

She threatened to jump off a building and everyone said, "Okay." So she didn't do it, just to spite them!

[Keller]

Girls from my high school used to post stupid emo posts all the time. It was no big deal.

Ps: just start a livejournal, write shitty poetry, and talk about dashboard with the rest of the emos already.

[DCSL]

Also, nub, I love the shorts on the guy on the right. Reminds me of Zakk Wylde. Rowr.

[diethx]

I say her boyfriend in Oklahoma or wherever she went for Thanksgiving broke up with her and is now dating another online girl.

[Euler]

so what if the jock left you, you can still get the nerd.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/03/04/fast372.jpg

[Miss Ismurii]

Hey Diethx, that's not nice haha.

[diethx]

Neither is you alluding to a juicy tidbit and then not sharing!

[Miss Ismurii]

Eh, we're even then!

[Ignot]

I'm not here for therapy.

2549

[Stretch]

I'm just going to assume that we're chalking up this one to "dumb bitches."

[Allereli]

Deadline for stories is Wed 9 pm est. You guys can do better than this

[Xeromist]

I went camping with my pal Orion once. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Orion and a live deer! Well, Orion, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Orion! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "mmmorion!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

[Sean of the Thread]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/emo.jpg

[Cephalopod]

Just because your grandmother told you to take out the trash, it doesn't mean you have to go uber-emo on us.

[thefarmer]

She went to Hot topic but they didn't have her size (it was too small).

The concert tickets for that band (I hate me more than you ever could) were sold out.

Her boyfriend dumped her for a cheerleader that has a 133t capped Wow character.

She signed on her Myspace to complain about her life, but found her friend list empty with no views of her profile.

Her grandmother gets more guys than she does.

[Gan]

She threatened to jump off a building and everyone said, "Okayyy." So she didn't do it, just to spite them!

Fixed that.

[AnticorRifling]

Her grandma yelled at her for mopping the floors. She said "ZOMG DIAF GRAMS SHIT" and grams did. Now she's got a huge internal struggle on her hands. On the downside grandma is rockin a pine box, on the plus side she's now got ammo and justification to be emo for a good long while and can use this close personal trauma to validate some horrible "art" (media still undecided)

Short story long no one really cares and she's pissed that people at Pac Sun won't ask her what's wrong even though she knows they read her myspace and totally see the sad face and the mood is set to "Not Okayyyyyyyyyy"

[g++]

My guess is she clicked create new thread realized she had nothing to say and just randomly typed that.

[AnticorRifling]

My guess is she clicked create new thread realized she had nothing to say and just randomly typed that.



Just having a terrible day, figured you could make it worse.

Naw she's craving some E-ttention (gonna go ahead and patent that shit) positive or negavite.

[nub]

Also, nub, I love the shorts on the guy on the right. Reminds me of Zakk Wylde. Rowr.

That guy is the funniest guy anyjuan will ever meet. (the guy on the right).

Although, I don't know who zakk wylde is.

[Vesi]

It's go fucking die please. Where ARE your manners? Least you can ask nicely little girl. Okayyyy?

Kthnxbye.

[SHAFT]

Both of these make me feel better when I have a shitty day. Cheers!

I don't smoke or wear boots or panties.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg204/katelynndenaejacob/jack-1.jpg

[Vesi]

Both of these make me feel better when I have a shitty day. Cheers!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg204/katelynndenaejacob/jack-1.jpg


I see three things in that picture that could make you feel better.

[DCSL]

That guy is the funniest guy anyjuan will ever meet. (the guy on the right).

Although, I don't know who zakk wylde is.

A rock god.

[Euler]

I love boots too!

[phantasm]

Dearest PC, the funniest shit I've ever, ever seen happened just now, at the movie theater.

So my friend and I go to the dollar theater, buy or tickets at the ticketbox, and decide to have a cigarette before the movie starts. We're standing there against the side of the ticketbox talking, and my friend points me toward a group of High school scene kids huddled together by the curb. It looked like they were waiting to be picked up. There were 4 boys and 2 girls, each boy had either a patchy beard, or long "emo" style hair over one eye. The girls, huge rind-stone sunglasses (keep in mind it's 10p.m.), My Chemical Romance hoodies, and purses with Marilyn Monroe on them with more rind-stones. All of them had those metal spiked belt buckles and the tight jeans that look like no one could ever fit into, and either huge skater shoes or bastardized versions of Converses. So they're all at the curb eating from a fucking GIGANTIC bag of skittles the one with the patchy beard is holding, talking about how much they hate society (one of them even mentioned Neitche), when from the right, a small group of pretty big guys and 1 girl cross them as they head toward the parking lot. All of a sudden, I hear one of the ones with the emo hair say "fucking retard jocks. 'look at me, I can throw a fucking football'" under his breath to the others, to which they all snicker. Then, the funniest series of events I've ever seen happens.

The big guy that was within earshot of the comment suddenly turned around and cocked his head, and he rushes right into the emo kid's face.

"What the fuck did you just say?"

There was a pretty long pause, but I guess the emo kid was still trying to act cool for his friends. He just shrugged and made a face.

"I didn't say anything."

"Bullshit, you fucking pussy piece of shit. I heard what you fucking said, and now that I'm in your face you can't do shit about it can you?" I swear, he gets fucking 2 inches from the emo kids face. My friend and I thought he was going to piss himself.

"I didn't say anything dude, so get the fuck out of my face."

The big guy puffs up pretty visibly and yells at him. "Or what?" The emo kid is still quiet, so he says "Or what?" again. And then out of nowhere, he reaches over to the kid with the patchy beard and knocks the bag of skittles from his hand and they all spill fucking everywhere when it hits the ground. Now, not only my friend and I, and the friends of the guy are watching. Everyone suddenly turns around.

The guy with the beard puffs up and walks up to the guy and says "What the fuck man?", to which the big guy says "What, you piece of shit? What? What the fuck are you gonna do?" and pushes him in the chest with his fingers. And the High schooler actually reels back and tries to punch the guy in the face. Now, the big guys are like at least 5 inches taller than the emos, and this one big guy probably outweighs him by at least 50lbs, all in muscle, so It's a pretty one-way fight.

The big guy immediately knocks the beard kid down, right on his skittles, and then the other boys rush in to help him, which makes the other big guys rush in to help THEIR friend. It's a fucking battle royal between these guys, and the emos are seriously getting their asses beat, right in the middle of a crowd of shocked and frozen movie-goers; even the people who were inside come out after they hear all the commotion. The one who initially made the comment gets his hands and arms wrapped around his back in a joint lock by one of the big guys and this guy is, quite literally, kicking him in the ass. The other two scene kids get thrown around like ragdolls by just one of the other big guys, their fucking arms and legs are flailing everywhere. One was even lifted up and thrown like a fucking wrestling match about 5 feet in the air against one of the movie posters outside. But the funniest thing happened to the skittles boy.

I look through the small brawl and see that the original big guy has the beard boy in a joint lock with his face pressed down into his own fucking skittles that are littered on the ground. My friend and I are already enjoying ourselves (we have lit up more and more cigarettes by this point), but I swear, it's only when the big guy shouts out "EAT THEM. EAT YOUR FUCKING SKITTLES" that we both burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. We are literally bellowing. Everyone who isn't already shocked by the fight is completely confused and appalled at how loud we're laughing.

In the next few seconds, a police cruiser had turned the corner and stopped the fight. The big guys were arrested and an ambulance was called for the now broken, bloody scene kids with their emo hair wildly flicked all about and plastered to their faces. But the real hilarity comes about when I notice the beard kid being helped to his feet and I see a fuckinging rainbow smear of skittle over his cheek. I don't think we could've laughed any harder at anything in the world. The police questioned us because they were weirded out by the fact that we were laughing, but we were let go (after a stern talking to, though) after it was confirmed that we had nothing to do with the fight, and weren't actually inciting anything. We were, however, told to leave, but I think it was worth it for a night this great. So, there you have it PC, this is what really happened here.

[Cephalopod]

Ah, old copypasta, how we don't miss thee.

[Apathy]

I'm cool with dying, but will you still do me?

[nub]

Dearest PC, the funniest shit I've ever, ever seen happened just now, at the movie theater.

So my friend and I go to the dollar theater, buy or tickets at the ticketbox, and decide to have a cigarette before the movie starts. We're standing there against the side of the ticketbox talking, and my friend points me toward a group of High school scene kids huddled together by the curb. It looked like they were waiting to be picked up. There were 4 boys and 2 girls, each boy had either a patchy beard, or long "emo" style hair over one eye. The girls, huge rind-stone sunglasses (keep in mind it's 10p.m.), My Chemical Romance hoodies, and purses with Marilyn Monroe on them with more rind-stones. All of them had those metal spiked belt buckles and the tight jeans that look like no one could ever fit into, and either huge skater shoes or bastardized versions of Converses. So they're all at the curb eating from a fucking GIGANTIC bag of skittles the one with the patchy beard is holding, talking about how much they hate society (one of them even mentioned Neitche), when from the right, a small group of pretty big guys and 1 girl cross them as they head toward the parking lot. All of a sudden, I hear one of the ones with the emo hair say "fucking retard jocks. 'look at me, I can throw a fucking football'" under his breath to the others, to which they all snicker. Then, the funniest series of events I've ever seen happens.

The big guy that was within earshot of the comment suddenly turned around and cocked his head, and he rushes right into the emo kid's face.

"What the fuck did you just say?"

There was a pretty long pause, but I guess the emo kid was still trying to act cool for his friends. He just shrugged and made a face.

"I didn't say anything."

"Bullshit, you fucking pussy piece of shit. I heard what you fucking said, and now that I'm in your face you can't do shit about it can you?" I swear, he gets fucking 2 inches from the emo kids face. My friend and I thought he was going to piss himself.

"I didn't say anything dude, so get the fuck out of my face."

The big guy puffs up pretty visibly and yells at him. "Or what?" The emo kid is still quiet, so he says "Or what?" again. And then out of nowhere, he reaches over to the kid with the patchy beard and knocks the bag of skittles from his hand and they all spill fucking everywhere when it hits the ground. Now, not only my friend and I, and the friends of the guy are watching. Everyone suddenly turns around.

The guy with the beard puffs up and walks up to the guy and says "What the fuck man?", to which the big guy says "What, you piece of shit? What? What the fuck are you gonna do?" and pushes him in the chest with his fingers. And the High schooler actually reels back and tries to punch the guy in the face. Now, the big guys are like at least 5 inches taller than the emos, and this one big guy probably outweighs him by at least 50lbs, all in muscle, so It's a pretty one-way fight.

The big guy immediately knocks the beard kid down, right on his skittles, and then the other boys rush in to help him, which makes the other big guys rush in to help THEIR friend. It's a fucking battle royal between these guys, and the emos are seriously getting their asses beat, right in the middle of a crowd of shocked and frozen movie-goers; even the people who were inside come out after they hear all the commotion. The one who initially made the comment gets his hands and arms wrapped around his back in a joint lock by one of the big guys and this guy is, quite literally, kicking him in the ass. The other two scene kids get thrown around like ragdolls by just one of the other big guys, their fucking arms and legs are flailing everywhere. One was even lifted up and thrown like a fucking wrestling match about 5 feet in the air against one of the movie posters outside. But the funniest thing happened to the skittles boy.

I look through the small brawl and see that the original big guy has the beard boy in a joint lock with his face pressed down into his own fucking skittles that are littered on the ground. My friend and I are already enjoying ourselves (we have lit up more and more cigarettes by this point), but I swear, it's only when the big guy shouts out "EAT THEM. EAT YOUR FUCKING SKITTLES" that we both burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. We are literally bellowing. Everyone who isn't already shocked by the fight is completely confused and appalled at how loud we're laughing.

In the next few seconds, a police cruiser had turned the corner and stopped the fight. The big guys were arrested and an ambulance was called for the now broken, bloody scene kids with their emo hair wildly flicked all about and plastered to their faces. But the real hilarity comes about when I notice the beard kid being helped to his feet and I see a fuckinging rainbow smear of skittle over his cheek. I don't think we could've laughed any harder at anything in the world. The police questioned us because they were weirded out by the fact that we were laughing, but we were let go (after a stern talking to, though) after it was confirmed that we had nothing to do with the fight, and weren't actually inciting anything. We were, however, told to leave, but I think it was worth it for a night this great. So, there you have it PC, this is what really happened here.

=(

[DCSL]

I laughed like hell, but I think some of the other entries were more plausible. You know she'd be crying for the hipsters and pretend like they didn't start it.

[Vesi]

Emo kids are into Marilyn Monroe?

Also, it's Nietzsche and rhinestones. Sorry, that was bugging me.


Off to go fucking die.

[nub]

Ok I laughed like hell too, but that is a copy paste from something? it didn't just happen? I would hate to be had, though I guess it doesn't matter.

[Gan]

http://cyberneticepitaph.blogspot.com/2007/08/eat-your-fucking-skittles.html

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/quote/14256027

[TheEschaton]

How did goth turn into this? Ugh.

Edit: My guess is that someone called her emo while she was hanging out with her emo friends, and she tried to explain that she was really "scene," and about 23 seconds into it, the other person say, "Whatever, you fucking emo," and dumped a large beverage in her lap. This caused her to cry.

[The Ponzzz]

Google WALL OF TEXT or HUGE COPY PASTE to get those long retarded posts. Methais uses two good ones, the Street Fighter II one and the WoW forum post.

[Celephais]

http://www.deadlylight.com/boob/violence.png

[Tisket]

Go fucking die.

Oh man, you caught that news story about the impending worldwide shortage of the letter Y too?! Apparently someone has been using wayyyy more than their fair share. I don't mean to be all gloom and doom about this but I'm pretty sure the shortage will likey result in the government taking control of the alphabet and instituting severe rationing. I fear for our future and the future of letter users everywhere.

[DCSL]

http://www.deadlylight.com/boob/violence.png

I was having those sorts of conversations with my mother when I was in school, during the time period with all my fights.

Me: "Hey, Mater, what would you say if I got in a fight?"

Mom: "Why would you get in a fight?"

Me: "Well, what if some football player took a swing at me?"

Mom: "What, why would anyone do that?!"

Me: "Let's say I implied by various and roundabout routes that he had to sit down to pee because he had no penis at all."

Mom: "I know you wouldn't do that. What is this conversation about, even?"

Me: "... I don't know. Just curious."

And then I go off to forge her signature on the ISS slip.

[Furrowfoot]

Oh man, you caught that news story about the impending worldwide shortage of the letter Y too?! Apparently someone has been using wayyyy more than their fair share. I don't mean to be all gloom and doom about this but I'm pretty sure the shortage will likey result in the government taking control of the alphabet and instituting severe rationing. I fear for our future and the future of letter users everywhere.

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SO WUT ABOUT TEH EPIS????!!?!! OMG WTFDOESNT IT SEM OD TAHT WIT TEH 3XCAPTION OF PVP RANK 14 WAAPONS (A TIEM SINK AND A HALF IN ITS3LF) AL HIGH LAVEL EPIS COME FROM 40-MAN RADES??!!!?! W3L NOT RILL !!!1!!11! OMG BLIZARD PUT DA END-GME RADES IN2 TEH GM3 2 PROVIED SOM3THNG 2 DO FOR THE RE L3S CRAATIEV PLAE RS AND PREF3RS TAHT PLAE RS GO RADENG RATHER THAN CANCELNG ACOUNTS!1!!11! WTF PUTNG DA BST LOT IN TEH GME THEIR ENSURAS TAHT TEH APROPRIAET T PA OF PLAE RS WIL SPEND TEH DESIERD MOUNT OF TIEM IN SUCH INSTANC3S AND H3NCE KEP THERE SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTIEV!!111!!!1 OMG IL CONCEDE TAHT TEH LOT GAP BTWEN RADE AND NON-RADE GEAR SI AWFUL LARGA AND P3RHAPS UNECASARILE SO SURELE IETM LAV3L 60 3PIS FOR TEIR 1 AND 67ISH FOR TEIR 2 WUD HAEV B3N HIGH ANOUGH 2 PUSH DA PLAE RS WHO WANT DA BST GAAR 2 RADE FOR IT!1!11 WTFBUT DA POINT R3MANES TAHT DA BST GEAR HAS 2 COMA FROM DA AND-GME PSAUDO-CONTENT TAHT BLIZARD CR3AETS SOLELE IN AN AFORT 2 PREVANT PLAE RS FROM CANCELNG WHEN TH3 RATIONAL OUGHT 2!!!!1!1 WTF AFTER AL MOST RADE3RS R THEIR FOR DA EPIS NOT FOR DA CHALENGE!11!!11!1 OMG WTFMOST WONT SA SO BUT MAN IMPLICITLE ADMIT IT WH3N THE ARGU3 TAHT 40-MAN RADES HAEV 2 GIEV DRASTICAL BT3R LOT THAN 5-MAN INSTANC3S OR ALSA PEOPL3 WUDNT BOTHAR 2 DO THEM!1!!1 OMG WTFSUPOSE TAHT THE RE W3RE A TEIR 3 L3GANDAR SAT FOR EACH CLAS IN DA GME RIGHT NOW!11!!1! OMGTEH ONLE WA 2 G3T IT SI 2 PR3S DA Q KE ONCA P3R SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!11!1! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BR3AK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!1!1 WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALE U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAE RS WUD!1!1!1!!FURTH3RMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CR3AETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 G3T COMPARABL3 G3AR THE RE WUD B AN OUTCR FROM TEH P3OPLE WHO ALREAD HAD TEH L3GENDAR SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 3ARN THERE GEAR B S3VERALE DMAGNG THE RE WRISTS!!111!!!1 OMG AND ET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADE3RS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOP3 TAHT IT ISNT N3C3SAR 2 EXPLANE SUCH A S3T SI SP3CTACULARLE BAD GMA DESIGN!1!!1!11! OMG AND RILL TEH CONC3PT OF 3ARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOST3ROS ONE!1!11! OMGU AARN THNGS B DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MA STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3 2 BU AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAE D FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THE RE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WA AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS B WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTAL HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN AN SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NC TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS B WHICH TH3 R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EAS EPIS!!1!1111USUAL THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUAL GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MAN PLAE RS WANT SI NOT MERALE AAS EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAE RS 2 NOT GET EAS EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3AS 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV AN 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILL FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLE A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MAN PLAE RS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVAR DA !1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAE R SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTF EP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT B TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONAL MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAE RS WANT EAS EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAE RS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! 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WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PIT THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDAR SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLE TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAE RS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICAL CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLE ASKNG DA PLAE R IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDAR SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAE RS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALE THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN S MPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT S MPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIAL SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THE VE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTAR !11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3 CUD BUT THA CANT SO INSTAAD THE TAEK 10 PLAE RS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THE GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PA ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EAS EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VAR LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF AN SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLE AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLE TURN PLAE RS AWA FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THE WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAE RS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINAL I WANT FOR THE RE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTS IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG

[Ignot]

Oh man, you caught that news story about the impending worldwide shortage of the letter Y too?! Apparently someone has been using wayyyy more than their fair share. I don't mean to be all gloom and doom about this but I'm pretty sure the shortage will likey result in the government taking control of the alphabet and instituting severe rationing. I fear for our future and the future of letter users everywhere.

LoL, that is some funn shit.

[Methais]

Naw she's craving some E-ttention (gonna go ahead and patent that shit) positive or negavite.

http://www.readinghorizons.com/research/dyslexia/images/dyslexia_brain.gif


Also, nub, I love the shorts on the guy on the right. Reminds me of Zakk Wylde. Rowr.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/HoganPwnZakk.jpg


Just having a terrible day, figured you could make it worse.

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You don't get a real picture because you're emo.

[Celephais]

http://www.deadlylight.com/images/affection.png

I hardly think MI has milked this thread as much as you guys seem to be claiming, but I saw this and had to post it. <3 MI.

[Anferis]

Stupid image host :(
Edited out.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bf/NO_U.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

My grams used to hit me with the wire end of a fly swatter.

SUCK IT UP BITCH. Life is too short.

*edit/side note. I always thought you were a cool chick but I know what you're going through. Sometimes shit hurts enough to put you in the stupid emotional place and it sucks and despite what anyone tells you it's hard as hell to realize. /endemosean

[Keller]

*edit/side note. I always thought you were a cool chick but I know what you're going through. Sometimes shit hurts enough to put you in the stupid emotional place and it sucks and despite what anyone tells you it's hard as hell to realize. /endemosean

Go to bed and stop drinking you pathetic excuse for a man.

:love:

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm actually sober. I'm not going to lie I kind of want a drink right about now.


Got a job today at 4:30. And it's actually a good paying job. Funny how two days after my old lady leaves me because of our financial bullshit I land a job finally.


*oh and I'm still a manly man. I just need a harley to cap it off.

[CrystalTears]

No offense Sean, but I highly doubt she left solely because of financial bullshit. I think you both had deep rooted problems that a job wouldn't have fixed. It's better with you separated.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

my old lady leaves me because of our financial bullshit

Sorry but that made me laugh so hard.

[Sean of the Thread]

No offense taken. You're correct in that assumption butttttt I do believe if the finance problems (me losing fucking 80k) things would have been a little easier to smooth out.

But.. I feel good today. New day for a new start. Got a new job. Called a couple ex girlfriends (I know bad idea right).

Today is going to be a good day.

[Sean of the Thread]

Sorry but that made me laugh so hard.


I lost a lot of money and she kind of never forgave me for it. I know it's the only reason but it had a big impact.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

No offense taken. You're correct in that assumption butttttt I do believe if the finance problems (me losing fucking 80k) things would have been a little easier to smooth out.

You tell yourself that, but I don't believe it.

Things tend to be more explosive if you can't cut it together when the chips are low, but the financial instability only exacerbated/brought into focus your fucked up relationship.. it wasn't the cause or the only irritant.

You said so yourself you only married her because she was your children's mother. While I give you props for trying to do the right thing, if you don't love someone when the shit hits the fan, you don't really love them when everything is smooth sailing and perfect (you just tell yourself that you do), and ultimately your relationship won't be a happy or healthy one because of that.

[NocturnalRob]

i'd never forgive you if you lost $8 of mine, much less $80k.

[DCSL]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/HoganPwnZakk.jpg



Hater.

[Keller]

$80k . . . . I hope you have a legitimate excuse like, "I invested with Bernie," or something other than, "I got drunk at the track."

FFS this is getting absurd.

[NocturnalRob]

pretty sure bernie would laugh at 80k. and i don't know many legitimate fofs that have a min. investment under 100k. but your point is valid.

[Ignot]

I am more surprised that you were able to save 80k then you were at losing it. How did you manage to lose 80k anyways?

[Keller]

I am more surprised that you were able to save 80k then you were at losing it. How did you manage to lose 80k anyways?

His old lady had a steady job.

He has an addictive personality and gambled.

[SHAFT]

I'd rather blow 80k on whiskey and hookers than at the track.

[NocturnalRob]

I'd rather blow hookers at the track.

fixed

[Xiandrena]

Miss I, if you'd like some help we can try this...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8OfczpMpFg

[NocturnalRob]

Miss I, if you'd like some help we can try this...

hahaha...awesome, Xia.

[Euler]

I do believe if the finance problems (me losing fucking 80k) things would have been a little easier to smooth out.
.

http://www.columbiamistalpacas.com/images/Alpaca_Growth_Chart.jpg

[Methais]

Hater.

Zakk rocks don't get me wrong. But so does the big boot.

[Sean of the Thread]

You tell yourself that, but I don't believe it.

Things tend to be more explosive if you can't cut it together when the chips are low, but the financial instability only exacerbated/brought into focus your fucked up relationship.. it wasn't the cause or the only irritant.

You said so yourself you only married her because she was your children's mother. While I give you props for trying to do the right thing, if you don't love someone when the shit hits the fan, you don't really love them when everything is smooth sailing and perfect (you just tell yourself that you do), and ultimately your relationship won't be a happy or healthy one because of that.


You're right. I gotta tell you things are just going great now for some reason. The last two days everything seems to be falling into place. Weird how that happens but I'm not going to complain.

[Sean of the Thread]

Miss I, if you'd like some help we can try this...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8OfczpMpFg


Rofl

"nonsense.. she just has to be smacked harder is all."

[Gnomad]

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