Shrinkage [Archive] - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner

Numbers

01-04-2009, 07:44 PM

So I was out scraping the snow and ice off of my car earlier, and when I came back inside I swear I had turned into a eunuch.

Shrinkage sucks.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/privatespaz/shrinkage.jpg

diethx

01-04-2009, 07:46 PM

rofl

Makkah

01-04-2009, 07:51 PM

Grow a penis, Marie.

AnticorRifling

01-04-2009, 08:34 PM

And here I thought this was going to be a topic about the wonderful world of loss prevention.

Numbers

01-04-2009, 08:46 PM

And here I thought this was going to be a topic about the wonderful world of loss prevention.

Nope.

Just cock.

SHAFT

01-04-2009, 08:47 PM

I was thinking it was gonna be about getting with a chick and you get ready to slip the jimmy on and shrinkage occurs. That's the worst.

Drew

01-04-2009, 08:51 PM

I was thinking it was gonna be about getting with a chick and you get ready to slip the jimmy on and shrinkage occurs. That's the worst.

Know how I know you're gay?

Numbers

01-04-2009, 08:53 PM

Yeah, Shaft, I can't say I've ever had the problem.

I'd also like to point out the irony of that post and your name.

Methais

01-04-2009, 09:11 PM

So I was out scraping the snow and ice off of my car earlier, and when I came back inside I swear I had turned into a eunuch.

Shrinkage sucks.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/privatespaz/shrinkage.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

SHAFT

01-04-2009, 09:55 PM

I hate condoms

Euler

01-04-2009, 10:02 PM

come on, they are the only things keeping your hands dry.

Stanley Burrell

01-04-2009, 10:03 PM

So I was out scraping the snow and ice off of my car earlier, and when I came back inside I swear I had turned into a eunuch.

Shrinkage sucks.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/privatespaz/shrinkage.jpg

Stop whining! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgPut17L_A)

Tisket

01-04-2009, 10:05 PM

I hate condoms

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/protectyourself.jpg

Numbers

01-04-2009, 10:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

TRUTH

I did it with this chick once who had a huge vagina.

You could have fit a cathedral in there.

Complete with parishioners.

Hell, it had its own echo.

It was the Grand Canyon of vaginas.

SHAFT

01-04-2009, 10:11 PM

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/protectyourself.jpg

yeah yeah, I know

Tisket

01-04-2009, 10:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

God some of the related videos are hilarious. My favorites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R74s8lJO3NM&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbHkhGr6-A&feature=related

Methais

01-04-2009, 11:38 PM

God some of the related videos are hilarious. My favorites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R74s8lJO3NM&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbHkhGr6-A&feature=related

That second one is disturbing.

Ignot

01-05-2009, 02:50 AM

TRUTH

I did it with this chick once who had a huge vagina.

You could have fit a cathedral in there.

Complete with parishioners.

Hell, it had its own echo.

It was the Grand Canyon of vaginas.

There is a "yo mama" joke somewhere in there.

Sean of the Thread

01-05-2009, 06:02 AM

I was thinking it was gonna be about getting with a chick and you get ready to slip the jimmy on and shrinkage occurs. That's the worst.

I'd like to consider myself pretty fucking experienced and I've never had that happen.

The worse that happens to me is I'll be too drunk to get off. Whiskey dick.

Keller

01-05-2009, 06:57 AM

So I was out scraping the snow and ice off of my car earlier, and when I came back inside I swear I had turned into a Backlash.

Shrinkage sucks.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/privatespaz/shrinkage.jpg

Fixed.

Liagala

01-05-2009, 09:29 AM

And here I thought this was going to be a topic about the wonderful world of loss prevention.

That was my first thought, and I am very disappointed by that fact.

SHAFT

01-05-2009, 12:15 PM

I'd like to consider myself pretty fucking experienced and I've never had that happen.

The worse that happens to me is I'll be too drunk to get off. Whiskey dick.

Get used to not using a condom for a while and then find yourself having to use one and it could happen. Its a mental thing. Knowing that sex is a millions times better without it ruins everything sometimes.

Khariz

01-05-2009, 12:17 PM

Get used to not using a condom for a while and then find yourself having to use one and it could happen. Its a mental thing. Knowing that sex is a millions times better without it ruins everything sometimes.

I agree. The sensation deprivation that a condom causes is horrible. Anyone know of any condoms out there that mitigate this somewhat? Just curious.

Methais

01-05-2009, 12:20 PM

I agree. The sensation deprivation that a condom causes is horrible. Anyone know of any condoms out there that mitigate this somewhat? Just curious.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6339/condomheadxb3.jpg

AnticorRifling

01-05-2009, 12:21 PM

That was my first thought, and I am very disappointed by that fact.

Be scared that you have the same thought process as me.

Ignot

01-05-2009, 12:21 PM

Get used to not using a condom for a while and then find yourself having to use one and it could happen. Its a mental thing. Knowing that sex is a millions times better without it ruins everything sometimes.

True but try having your girl practice putting on the condom with her mouth. Half the time I don't even realize it's on. Ladies, if you don't do it already this is a great skill to learn.

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 04:40 PM

I agree. The sensation deprivation that a condom causes is horrible. Anyone know of any condoms out there that mitigate this somewhat? Just curious.

It's not like condoms are tons of joy for women, too. Especially if you're allergic to latex and have to find those latex-free condoms, and then trying to find them in a larger size (which is pretty much impossible).

Euler

01-05-2009, 04:45 PM

Knowing that sex is a millions times better without having to pay for it ruins everything sometimes.

there ya go.

NocturnalRob

01-05-2009, 04:45 PM

It's not like condoms are tons of joy for women, too. Especially if you're allergic to latex and have to find those latex-free condoms, and then trying to find them in a larger size (which is pretty much impossible).

www.condomdepot.com

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 04:48 PM

www.condomdepot.com

The non-latex varieties are all normal size there too :/

That's like the worst part of the battle. So yeah, condoms still suck.

NocturnalRob

01-05-2009, 04:49 PM

so do you use lambskin or polyurethane?

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 04:53 PM

so do you use lambskin or polyurethane?

Polyurethane. Lambskin freaks me out.

NocturnalRob

01-05-2009, 04:58 PM

what the crap do you use normally? i used to have sex with a girl who was allergic to latex, and we just used the trojan supra brand (clearly my epeen is much larger than my peen).

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 05:11 PM

what the crap do you use normally? i used to have sex with a girl who was allergic to latex, and we just used the trojan supra brand (clearly my epeen is much larger than my peen).

We used to use magnum XLs, but then I developed the latex allergy and we had to obviously stop using those.

Sean of the Thread

01-05-2009, 05:14 PM

Damn your man has that big of a cock?

I get complaints at 7 inches. Super cocks do okay in movies but the real life application hurts.

diethx

01-05-2009, 05:18 PM

Damn your man has that big of a cock?

I get complaints at 7 inches. Super cocks do okay in movies but the real life application hurts.

I find it hard to believe the complaints are regarding the size of your penis.

NocturnalRob

01-05-2009, 05:21 PM

I find it hard to believe the complaints are regarding the size of your penis.

i'm going to use this photo all day:

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/face.jpg

Sean of the Thread

01-05-2009, 05:23 PM

I find it hard to believe the complaints are regarding the size of your penis.

I've been told a 3 inch cock is just right for hitting the g spot.

Evidently it hurts when you pile drive a cervix.

Speaking of which I'm going to go find me some bar trash tonight.

NocturnalRob

01-05-2009, 05:24 PM

Evidently it hurts when you pile drive a cervix.

Speaking of which I'm going to go find me some bar trash tonight.

i can now sign off the PC for the day, happy knowing that Sean is going to pile drive bar trash tonight.

All is right with the world

Euler

01-05-2009, 06:06 PM

Super cocks do okay in movies but the real life application hurts.

Sean if you try asking nicely, he might use more lube for you.

Drew

01-05-2009, 06:07 PM

I've been told a 3 inch cock is just right for hitting the g spot.

Backlash is screaming "THAT'S WHAT I SAID" at the computer right now.

diethx

01-05-2009, 06:09 PM

Backlash is screaming "THAT'S WHAT I SAID" at the computer right now.

ROFLROFL

Back

01-05-2009, 06:53 PM

Backlash is screaming "THAT'S WHAT I SAID" at the computer right now.

Not exactly. But go ahead and have an aneurism.

Ever hit a cervix cap? That shit hurts.

Back

01-05-2009, 07:10 PM

Yeah, didn’t think so.

Stanley Burrell

01-05-2009, 07:20 PM

FUH-KEEHN CAH-HUH-DUMS.

Fuck them. Fuck the White Man for making HIV too so I have to have all natural sex that involves rubber.

DAMN YOU WHITEY AND YOUR EBOLA!

I have had bad experiences; like, I've been told to wear a condom or I wouldn't get poon. Cold world.

Back

01-05-2009, 07:24 PM

FUH-KEEHN CAH-HUH-DUMS.

Fuck them. Fuck the White Man for making HIV too so I have to have all natural sex that involves rubber.

DAMN YOU WHITEY AND YOUR EBOLA!

I have had bad experiences; like, I've been told to wear a condom or I wouldn't get poon. Cold world.

It”s that kind of world. Unless you have a fetish for latex. Boo yah.

http://www.journal.lv/media/latex_girl_003.jpg

Drew

01-05-2009, 07:54 PM

Ever hit a cervix cap? That shit hurts.

Yeah, didn’t think so.

Ever bust a cap in a cervix? Now that's ganksta!

Actually, no I've never done that. On the other hand I guess this means you can order them in many different sizes.

Euler

01-05-2009, 07:59 PM

Ever hit a cervix cap? That shit hurts.

sorry about your cervix :(

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 08:10 PM

I've been told a 3 inch cock is just right for hitting the g spot.

Evidently it hurts when you pile drive a cervix.

Speaking of which I'm going to go find me some bar trash tonight.

That or the guy knows what the fuck he does and gets the girl ready before going at her, and knows the right angles to hit every nice spot.

Also..

Not exactly. But go ahead and have an aneurism.

Ever hit a cervix cap? That shit hurts.

I'd rather be poked in my cervix by a huge cock than be left wondering, "Did he even put it in yet?!"

Celephais

01-05-2009, 08:14 PM

sorry about your cervix :(
:rofl: Fucking win.

Hulkein

01-05-2009, 08:54 PM

Regular condoms suck. I have always hated them and have had sex with way too many girls without them looking back on it... Then I tried the Lifestyle SKYN brand. It is made from Polyisoprene. It feels 10x better than any condom I have ever used, including the ultra thin ones that are supposedly more sensitive. It doesn't even compare.

PS. Sean, magnum condoms are for wider dicks not longer. A regular condom will fit almost any length.

Mighty Nikkisaurus

01-05-2009, 10:08 PM

Regular condoms suck. I have always hated them and have had sex with way too many girls without them looking back on it... Then I tried the Lifestyle SKYN brand. It is made from Polyisoprene. It feels 10x better than any condom I have ever used, including the ultra thin ones that are supposedly more sensitive. It doesn't even compare.

PS. Sean, magnum condoms are for wider dicks not longer. A regular condom will fit almost any length.

XLs have extra length on them, but a lot of people don't realize the length on a regular condom is still the same on a regular magnum. Though I think girth (not length) is way more likely to snap a condom, however. So that may be all some people pay attention to. One snaps, the other doesn't.

Never heard of SKYN though as a brand to look into!

AnticorRifling

01-05-2009, 10:10 PM

I can post pictures of my twins and what they do to my house on a daily basis if you need motivation to wrap your shit.

diethx

01-05-2009, 10:54 PM

On the other hand I guess this means you can order them in many different sizes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sean of the Thread

01-06-2009, 10:37 AM

I can post pictures of my twins and what they do to my house on a daily basis if you need motivation to wrap your shit.

Lol I really was feeling sorry for you when you announced twins. But then I figured fuck off I had to go through it.

Mine are like 10 months apart so it's pretty much the same.

And they bitch fight. And the red head is tough as shit.. she can throw a mean haymaker.

Keller

01-06-2009, 10:40 AM

she can throw a mean haymaker.

She learned it from her mom, right?

Sean of the Thread

01-06-2009, 10:50 AM

lol I'm doing being bitter over her.

Actually I taught her how punch. I think that's part of being a good father but I'm not exactly certain how others think about that.

Keller

01-06-2009, 10:53 AM

lol I'm doing being bitter over her.

Actually I taught her how punch. I think that's part of being a good father but I'm not exactly certain how others think about that.

about you being a good father or about teaching children how to punch?

In all seriousness -- get yo shit right.

NocturnalRob

01-06-2009, 10:57 AM

I can post pictures of my twins and what they do to my house on a daily basis if you need motivation to wrap your shit.

make sure to use these:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/2740143583_0001de8d64.jpg

AnticorRifling

01-06-2009, 10:59 AM

Giant squid...well at least it's good to know you haven't been talking to my wife.