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Edaarin
02-04-2004, 05:31 PM
Heh, okay, it's been less than 4 weeks of class and I think I have Medical Student Syndrome. Between what I'm learning in my Virology class and Abnormal Psychology class, I think I've convinced myself that I've got a ridiculously weak immune system and that I'm bipolar.

What do you think you are?

Mint
02-04-2004, 05:34 PM
I made the mistake of thumbing through a copy of the Merck Manual once. I came away convinced I had everything from the plague to leukemia

edited cause I capitalized leukemia and I dont want the post police after me.


[Edited on 2-4-2004 by Mint]

Bobmuhthol
02-04-2004, 05:52 PM
I think I have hypochondria.

AnticorRifling
02-04-2004, 06:01 PM
I suffer from a lack of feelings and sympathy.

Miss X
02-04-2004, 06:02 PM
haha, I love my Merck manual. I've diagnosed myself with everything from a brain tumor to motor neurone disease......

Mint
02-04-2004, 06:08 PM
My personal favorite is acute larelaryngotracheobronchitis. Get sick, call in and tell your employer you have this and they send flowers.

DaMaGe
02-04-2004, 06:09 PM
I think I have herpes. And AIDS. And a little bit of gonorrhea, but the doctor says it may just be hepatitis. All in all, nothing serious.

Thank God I got rid of those genital warts. That's just disgusting.


-Adam

Latrinsorm
02-04-2004, 07:16 PM
My psych professor called me something once. I forget what it was, but it meant I didn't like people, or something. All because I would sit on the complete opposite side of the room from everyone else. Like everyone doesn't want to do that. Psh.

Real health-wise, I'm always healthy. God Bless Flinstones' Vitamins!

DaMaGe
02-04-2004, 07:22 PM
The word is asshole. Asshole.


-Adam

Latrinsorm
02-04-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by DaMaGe
The word is asshole. Asshole.
Thanks, I was trying to remember it on my own.:mad:

Bobmuhthol
02-04-2004, 07:37 PM
btw, internet tests don't lie.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

DaMaGe
02-04-2004, 07:39 PM
Which test is that?


-Adam

Bobmuhthol
02-04-2004, 07:40 PM
No idea. I have a link to it at http://www.freewebs.com/bobmuhthol

Mint
02-04-2004, 07:42 PM
god get better music for your website Bob

Bobmuhthol
02-04-2004, 07:42 PM
wtf I like that music. On my Call of the Wild essay I'm going to put in some FFVII chocobo music.

AnticorRifling
02-04-2004, 09:52 PM
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

DaMaGe
02-04-2004, 10:01 PM
Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I'm broken. :sniffle:


-Adam

Latrinsorm
02-04-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by DaMaGe
I'm broken. :sniffle:Jesus is the Carpenter of souls. :D He'll fix you right up.