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Kamkor
01-01-2009, 08:06 PM
You attempt to kick Kethore! MB: 4 vs MB: 198 = -194 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 3 Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into
ground!...45 points of damage! Strike to stomach sends you doubling over to
the ground.

You are stunned for 15 rounds!


I didn't even know you could be stunned that long!

SolitareConfinement
01-01-2009, 08:13 PM
I've seen someone kick before much like you then land on their head and die from it...was quite humorous

Numbers
01-01-2009, 08:14 PM
I've seen someone kick before much like you then land on their head and die from it...was quite humorous

Happened to my Sorcerer once. I never lived it down.

Stretch
01-01-2009, 08:59 PM
I've seen GWEs stun for 20 rounds before.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
01-01-2009, 09:05 PM
I was stunned longer than that when my Mom told me this Christmas she still gives my Dad blowjobs...

Xanator
01-01-2009, 09:16 PM
Believe removing a tattoo is a 20-round stun, but it does seem to pass pretty quickly at that.

Cephalopod
01-01-2009, 09:37 PM
I was stunned longer than that when my Mom told me this Christmas she still gives my Dad blowjobs...

Weird, my mom admitted the same thing this year. I shat a brick, since my dad's been dead for 8 years.

diethx
01-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Believe removing a tattoo is a 20-round stun, but it does seem to pass pretty quickly at that.

Are you the Xanator with the foot fetish?

NocturnalRob
01-01-2009, 09:50 PM
Weird, my mom admitted the same thing this year. I shat a brick, since my dad's been dead for 8 years.

Rigamortis is a helluva thing...

Sean of the Thread
01-01-2009, 10:21 PM
I was stunned longer than that when my Mom told me this Christmas she still gives my Dad blowjobs...


for fucks sake


What a lucky man.

Xanator
01-02-2009, 12:14 AM
Are you the Xanator with the foot fetish?

...I don't think so. My character collects slippers, but, y'know. Not with feet in.

diethx
01-02-2009, 01:08 AM
Nah, heh, I meant the player. Maybe that was Xanatos? I dunno, it's been 10 years. Something really really close to your name if it wasn't you, though.

droit
01-02-2009, 01:23 AM
Pretty funny that he collects slippers, though.

diethx
01-02-2009, 01:52 AM
True.

Xanator
01-02-2009, 05:20 PM
They're grouped into the following categories:

Beautiful
Animal-Shaped
Beautiful, with a Respecting Nod to Animals

Yep.

Vesi
01-02-2009, 06:06 PM
...I don't think so. My character collects slippers, but, y'know. Not with feet in.

Somehow, this is even funnier with the thread title.

I have a wizardess that collects dust. You'd be surprised how many different kinds of dust there are in GS.

Another odd duck
01-02-2009, 09:41 PM
Somehow, this is even funnier with the thread title.

I have a wizardess that collects dust. You'd be surprised how many different kinds of dust there are in GS.

Used to be a lot of lint about, too. I have a little wizard that has quite a collection.

Xanator
01-08-2009, 07:16 PM
Sometimes I wonder why we all still play Gemstone. Then I remember: because it's fascinating.