how do you know you are too fat?

[Euler]

I know I am fat, but how to tell you are too fat? What metric do you use?
I am in San Francisco at a swanky hotel. The tie for the robes they give you won't fit around me. I had to call down for a new robe so I could tie two ties in order to make one long tie.

That is fat.

By the way, anyone else wear those elastic pants? Those things are fat-tastic.

[Some Rogue]

I get a douche on a message board to make a thread to tell me.

[Euler]

you are too fat. And you now have a clean vagina. You are welcome.

[diethx]

If you have to ask, you're too fat.

[Martaigne]

Fat with an "F" or fat with a "PH"?

[Liagala]

Just imagine... if you spent all this time looking into ways to change your lifestyle and lose a few pounds instead of creating threads about being fat and wanting a tapeworm, you might actually be able to get away with only one robe tie!

Sarcasm aside, if your weight didn't bother you, you wouldn't post about it this much. Do something about it. If my mother could drop over 100 pounds from a wheelchair, as a diabetic with diverticulitis (basically can't eat anything with seeds, nuts, or skins)... anyone can find a way to lose at least a little weight.

[GSKynthelig]

I just know I am

*shrugs*

[CrystalTears]

If you have to ask, you're too fat.Not necessarily. My aunt when we were in high school would flaunt her 100 pound self into my room, poke at her flat belly and say "Do I look fat?" I wanted to choke her and yelled at her to leave my room. She was also dead serious. Of course now she thinks I cursed her because she's gained a few. That's what you get!

As for this dork, they're fat.

[diethx]

Not necessarily. My aunt when we were in high school would flaunt her 100 pound self into my room, poke at her flat belly and say "Do I look fat?" I wanted to choke her and yelled at her to leave my room. She was also dead serious. Of course now she thinks I cursed her because she's gained a few. That's what you get!

As for this dork, they're fat.

My bad, I forgot to include the disclaimer for the sick bitches with body dysmorphic disorder.

I'm talking about real fat people.

[Soulpieced]

http://lipna.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/obese-kids.jpg

[diethx]

Look at them sexy titties. I think a cross-post into the topless thread is in order.

[Euler]

he must work out.

[g++]

Luckily another posted wrote a great essay about this already :

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=691800&postcount=1

[diethx]

lol

[Methais]

I know I am fat, but how to tell you are too fat? What metric do you use?
I am in San Francisco at a swanky hotel. The tie for the robes they give you won't fit around me. I had to call down for a new robe so I could tie two ties in order to make one long tie.

That is fat.

By the way, anyone else wear those elastic pants? Those things are fat-tastic.

The tapeworm thread makes so much more sense now.

[Back]

I know I am fat, but how to tell you are too fat? What metric do you use?

When you look down and can’t see your junk.

[diethx]

When you look down and can’t see your junk.

That's tricky, since you aren't fat and you also can't look down and see your junk.

[The Ponzzz]

I suddenly want some taco bell.

[Hulkein]

I know I am too fat when my eight-pack turns into a six-pack.

[Moist Happenings]

When you look down and can’t see your junk.

Most of the time, maybe, but what if they're fat and just have really big junk?

[Skeeter]

then they're not TOO fat.

[Sean of the Thread]

I know I am fat, but how to tell you are too fat? What metric do you use?
I am in San Francisco at a swanky hotel. The tie for the robes they give you won't fit around me. I had to call down for a new robe so I could tie two ties in order to make one long tie.

That is fat.

By the way, anyone else wear those elastic pants? Those things are fat-tastic.


(_)_)===D

[Stanley Burrell]

When you get winded making your 3000 lb. husk attractive to women during the excercise it takes just to alter their unattended drinks?

[Moist Happenings]

When you get winded making your 3000 lb. husk attractive to women during the excercise it takes just to alter their unattended drinks?

Hahaha, I wish I could rep you again.

[Daniel]

I know I am too fat when my eight-pack turns into a six-pack.

You pompous ignorant bastard!

[Tisket]

Mocking Euler's (nonexistent) weight problem probably isn't going to make him lose any sleep.

Besides, who doesn't take their own pajamas and robes to a fancy hotel anyway.

[CrystalTears]

That's tricky, since you aren't fat and you also can't look down and see your junk.
:lol:

You can look straight ahead at him and still not see his junk.

[Fallen]

I judge myself "too fat" when I cannot fit comfortably into my pants. My weight fluctuates quite a bit, and once i'm having trouble buttoning my pants, it is time to step up the cardio. Anyone that could stand to lose 30 pounds or more should never not consider themselves anything but too fat.

[Euler]

Besides, who doesn't take their own pajamas and robes to a fancy hotel anyway.

Who wears pajamas normally? My preferred computing outfit is a little more free form.




















































http://www.musakickball.com/images/Webmaster_Fat_Ass_original.jpg

[Tisket]

Some people might believe that's actually you...if Methais hadn't posted that picture four years ago or so. Try again you fibber!

[TheRunt]

Anyone that could stand to lose 30 pounds or more should never not consider themselves anything but too fat.

30 lbs can be huge or damn near next to nothing depends on the size/build of the person in question. My 4'9" small boned sister 30 would be massive for her, my father in law who is 6'7" very large boned 30 would be damn near nothing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I basically see how my clothes fit, and I use a scale. I have a healthy weight range for my body and build and if I'm over that, I generally don't feel like "myself" and lay off the bread and get into the gym more.

If I'm going through any sort of medication switch or whatever, I just don't pay attention though. Depending on what it is, I'll either gain or lose weight and I wait for everything to be regular and evened out, then I take stock of any damage done and work from there. Before then though it's kind of useless.

Biggest thing is just being aware of how my body feels/looks day to day. I don't ever want to be one of those people who steps on a scale for the first time in a year and put on 75 lbs.

[TheRunt]

But to answer the question I would have to say when my insultated carhart bibs don't button on the sides. Which I found out just now putting them on :(
I need to lose a few pounds

[Gnomad]

When I have to bust out my 32 inch waist jeans.

[Daniel]

30 lbs can be huge or damn near next to nothing depends on the size/build of the person in question. My 4'9" small boned sister 30 would be massive for her, my father in law who is 6'7" very large boned 30 would be damn near nothing.


Uh...no

[Khariz]

Uh...no

I'm guessing this guy isn't talking about the 30 pounds beyond the BMI of being overweight. I mean, if you are 6'7" you could get away with being 175 to 220 pounds. There's more than 30 pounds in there to play around with. Sure, you'd look different, feel different, etc, but you wouldn't necessarily be really unhealthy at 220.

Now, for me, being 6' flat, if I'm 200 or 230, it makes all the difference in the world to me. That's the difference between okay and obese.

On second thought, I'm gonna have to do with Daniel on this one. No.

[Fallen]

30 lbs can be huge or damn near next to nothing depends on the size/build of the person in question. My 4'9" small boned sister 30 would be massive for her, my father in law who is 6'7" very large boned 30 would be damn near nothing.

I didn't think to include NBA players and circus freaks in my catch-all statement.

[Miscast]

A wise person once said that you should eat breakfast like a king, eat lunch like a prince and eat dinner like a pauper. She was a bitch, but she was wise. Anyway, do this.

[Back]

I know I am fat, but how to tell you are too fat? What metric do you use?

When you can rest your Nachos Bell Grande on your belly while you watch Heros.

[Cephalopod]

When you can rest your Nachos Bell Grande on your belly while you watch Heros.

I am NOT sitting there.

[Back]

I am NOT sitting there.

All of my contributions to this thread have nothing to do with anyone including the OP.

Signed - Breakfast King/Dinner Lover.

[TheRunt]

I didn't think to include NBA players and circus freaks in my catch-all statement.

Actually thats funny as all hell my father in law hated the picture of us shaking hands at my wedding he said we looked like circus freaks the midget and the tall man. I'm about 5'6 but in the picture I swear I look 2-3' shorter than him. I just wish we would of gotten a pic of him and my sister :rofl:

[TheRunt]

Uh...no

Uh... yes
My father in law was like I said about 6'7" and very large boned very muscular slim he weighed about 270. 300 might have made him a bit chubby 400 he was fat. When he died they had to get a 2x casket for him and he was pretty damn thin and even then his shoulders were scraping the sides.