More douchebaggery from Andraste (long script)

[Rocktar]

Got to say, this is a perfect example of Andraste-fucking-tastic load of douchbaggery and totally inappropriate waste of GM time, resources and a huge load of fucking manure. Here I am, deadder than hell, and what do I get? Douchbaggery to the first degree. At least Nitergen came by and managed to preserve us and fly us out in the nick of time.

Rocktar

[Temple Wyneb, Calvaria]
The stench from years of accumulating bat guano has almost taken on physical form. You also see a putrid dark farlook, a gory dark farlook, a hunch-backed dogmatist and a pile of guano.
Also here: the body of Fineus (prone)
Obvious exits: north, southeast
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Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
CS: +343 - TD: +267 + CvA: +2 + d100: +39 == +117
Warding failed!
A gory dark farlook blasts you for 30 points of damage.
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your chest!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
You are knocked over by the blast!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward you!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +296 - TD: +245 + CvA: +2 + d100: +53 == +106
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 40 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
A curling tongue of blue flame sears the skin on your stomach.
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A putrid dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
CS: +333 - TD: +245 + CvA: +2 + d100: +21 == +111
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Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
You sense a growing numbness as you feel your mana fading steadily away!
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Spell Elemental Defense III (414) ended. [-20DS, -15ETD]
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward you!
CS: +296 - TD: +238 + CvA: +2 + d100: +87 == +147
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Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
The magic clashes harmlessly and dissipates away.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
A swirling whirlwind drifts into the area, moving slowly towards you.
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A putrid dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
A putrid dark farlook hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +347 vs DS: +229 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +28 = +190
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to left arm. That hurts a bit.
The roaring ball of fire strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
Spell Sign of Swords (Swords) ended. [-20AS]
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Defending (Defending) ended. [-10DS]
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Warding (Warding) ended. [-5DS]
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Smiting (Smiting) ended. [-10AS]
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Striking (Striking) ended. [-5AS]
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
Spell Elemental Defense II (406) ended. [-10DS, -10ETD]
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
Misty crimson tendrils fade from you.
Spell Spirit Defense (103) ended. [-10DS]
The powerful look leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding I (101) ended. [-10STD, -10BoltDS]
The light blue glow leaves you.
Spell Sign of Staunching (Staunching) ended.
Your SIGN OF STAUNCHING is no longer effective.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
The dark farlook flashes with a vibrant, crimson aura!
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You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
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* Rocktar just bit the dust!
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A hunch-backed dogmatist clasps her hands together and trots southeast.
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The Rocktar disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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Suddenly the last wisps of a swirling whirlwind rise into the air, still swirling, and then disappear.
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The ghostly voice of Fineus says, "Sorry about this, Rocktar."
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A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A translucent sphere forms around a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A wall of force surrounds a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>'shit happens
You say, "Shit happens."
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Fineus gives a ghostly chuckle.
DEAD>'it's life
You say, "It's life."
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A gory dark farlook closes its eyelid for a moment, momentarily protecting the iris from further harm.
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A gory dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist trots in with her hands clasped together!
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Nitergen gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Nitergen gestures.
A wall of force surrounds Nitergen.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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Nitergen chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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A steely glint is in a putrid dark farlook's eyes as it focuses its gaze on Nitergen!

Nitergen staggers, wincing in pain!
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A hunch-backed dogmatist mutters a harsh rite.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
Nitergen blinks and looks around in confusion for a moment.
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A steely glint is in a putrid dark farlook's eyes as it focuses its gaze on Nitergen!

Nitergen reels, his mouth falling slack as his arms drop to his sides!
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward Nitergen!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Nitergen!
CS: +296 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +10 == -21
Warded off!
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
The ground beneath Nitergen begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow connects right below left eye!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
Nitergen falls to the ground.
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate scalp completely and blacken skullcap. Not very fashionable.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
The ground then quickly cools.
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The ghostly voice of Fineus exclaims, "Eeep!"
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward Nitergen!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Nitergen!
CS: +296 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +93 == +62
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The translucent sphere fades from around a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
CS: +333 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +21 == +27
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A gory dark farlook's pupil narrows to a fine slit as patches of its outer skin discolor for a brief moment.
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A putrid dark farlook blinks as a crimson wisp encircles its entire being!
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A gory dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist mangles your helpless corpse!

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A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A translucent sphere forms around a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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The wall of force disappears from around a gory dark farlook.
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As a gory dark farlook hovers over Fineus's dead carcass, a vile ooze drips out of the severed nerve endings and lands on him torso. A sizzling hiss permeates the area as the acidic liquid eats away at Fineus's skin.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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SEND[Andraste] Let's watch the use of open and public vulgarity use, please.


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[Ignot]

Is that it? Seems like a reasonable request.

[Rocktar]

It's not, but whatever. More Disney.

Rocktar

[CrystalTears]

Got to say, this is a perfect example of Andraste-fucking-tastic load of douchbaggery and totally inappropriate waste of GM time, resources and a huge load of fucking manure.

You say, "Shit happens."

SEND[Andraste] Let's watch the use of open and public vulgarity use, please.

It is? This is the best you could come up with? You cursed and she said not to. It's just a reminder to not do it. It's not like cursing has ever been something they've tolerated.

For all the lame things she takes her time to do, THIS is the perfect example? No, not by a long shot.

You could have also spared US all the wasted time by just posting what I quoted.

[ViridianAsp]

Uhm, vulgarity is not allowed in game, publically. While I'm not Andraste's cheerleader, this seemed like a reasonable request to me and doesn't look like she did anything rash or insane.

[Stretch]

They probably get alerts whenever vulgarity is used.

Eh. I've seen worse.

[SolitareConfinement]

i'm thinking he probably doesn't realize that when a curse word as such is said, a little message is sent out to the GM's about said word. which the GM then sends a SEND saying not to. so my guess is he believes Andraste was stalking him in watching wasting her time just waiting for him to slip up..

about 3 months ago i died in OTF and i pressed the ' key to say instead of the , key to chat saying "fuck" and i got a send from her which was reasonable even though it was 4 am and no one around anyways heh. but it was my own stupid fault for not paying attention. i reported back explaining to her it was an accident and what i done, and she just replied with "thats why we have a buffer for you to check before you press enter" and she was right as she is now **shrugs**


so yeah you got a SEND, get over it

[Belnia]

Farlooks are so awesome. We need more creatures like them. Or better yet, dogmatists should rip out their own eyes to make farlooks. Just so they're in the Temple more often.

You got no warning for it, it seemed like a pretty reasonable request. I doubt it took her long to type it out.

Edit: I overlooked something very important.

a pile of guano.
Heh.

[Fallen]

Agreed. I enjoyed the log because Farlooks are the shit.

[Belnia]

I think 750 shouldn't be Major Demon Summoning, instead make it a Farlook type thing. Sorcerer rips out his own eye to make it into a Farlook, fighting on their side. That would totally be worth it. Or maybe have to pluck an eye out with Eye Spy first...

[Methais]

Got to say, this is a perfect example of Andraste-fucking-tastic load of douchbaggery and totally inappropriate waste of GM time, resources and a huge load of fucking manure. Here I am, deadder than hell, and what do I get? Douchbaggery to the first degree. At least Nitergen came by and managed to preserve us and fly us out in the nick of time.

Rocktar

[Temple Wyneb, Calvaria]
The stench from years of accumulating bat guano has almost taken on physical form. You also see a putrid dark farlook, a gory dark farlook, a hunch-backed dogmatist and a pile of guano.
Also here: the body of Fineus (prone)
Obvious exits: north, southeast
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Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
CS: +343 - TD: +267 + CvA: +2 + d100: +39 == +117
Warding failed!
A gory dark farlook blasts you for 30 points of damage.
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your chest!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
You are knocked over by the blast!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward you!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +296 - TD: +245 + CvA: +2 + d100: +53 == +106
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 40 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
A curling tongue of blue flame sears the skin on your stomach.
... 5 points of damage!
Searing strike to back causes you to grunt in pain.
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CS: +333 - TD: +245 + CvA: +2 + d100: +21 == +111
Warding failed!
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Spell Elemental Defense III (414) ended. [-20DS, -15ETD]
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward you!
CS: +296 - TD: +238 + CvA: +2 + d100: +87 == +147
Warding failed!
Misty crimson tendrils slowly surround you.
The magic clashes harmlessly and dissipates away.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
A swirling whirlwind drifts into the area, moving slowly towards you.
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A putrid dark farlook focuses its iris upon you!
A putrid dark farlook hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +347 vs DS: +229 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +28 = +190
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to left arm. That hurts a bit.
The roaring ball of fire strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back fries shoulder blades. Youch!
Spell Sign of Swords (Swords) ended. [-20AS]
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Defending (Defending) ended. [-10DS]
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Warding (Warding) ended. [-5DS]
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Smiting (Smiting) ended. [-10AS]
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
Spell Sign of Striking (Striking) ended. [-5AS]
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
Spell Elemental Defense II (406) ended. [-10DS, -10ETD]
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
Misty crimson tendrils fade from you.
Spell Spirit Defense (103) ended. [-10DS]
The powerful look leaves you.
Spell Spirit Warding I (101) ended. [-10STD, -10BoltDS]
The light blue glow leaves you.
Spell Sign of Staunching (Staunching) ended.
Your SIGN OF STAUNCHING is no longer effective.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
The dark farlook flashes with a vibrant, crimson aura!
DEAD>
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
* Rocktar just bit the dust!
DEAD>
A hunch-backed dogmatist clasps her hands together and trots southeast.
DEAD>
The Rocktar disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>
Suddenly the last wisps of a swirling whirlwind rise into the air, still swirling, and then disappear.
DEAD>
The ghostly voice of Fineus says, "Sorry about this, Rocktar."
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A translucent sphere forms around a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A wall of force surrounds a gory dark farlook.
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A putrid dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>'shit happens
You say, "Shit happens."
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Fineus gives a ghostly chuckle.
DEAD>'it's life
You say, "It's life."
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A gory dark farlook closes its eyelid for a moment, momentarily protecting the iris from further harm.
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A gory dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist trots in with her hands clasped together!
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Nitergen just arrived.
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Nitergen gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Nitergen gestures.
A wall of force surrounds Nitergen.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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Nitergen chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
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A steely glint is in a putrid dark farlook's eyes as it focuses its gaze on Nitergen!

Nitergen staggers, wincing in pain!
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A hunch-backed dogmatist mutters a harsh rite.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
Nitergen blinks and looks around in confusion for a moment.
DEAD>
A steely glint is in a putrid dark farlook's eyes as it focuses its gaze on Nitergen!

Nitergen reels, his mouth falling slack as his arms drop to his sides!
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward Nitergen!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Nitergen!
CS: +296 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +10 == -21
Warded off!
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist mutters a harsh rite.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
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A gory dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
The ground beneath Nitergen begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow connects right below left eye!
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
Nitergen falls to the ground.
... 25 points of damage!
Flames incinerate scalp completely and blacken skullcap. Not very fashionable.
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
The ground then quickly cools.
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The ghostly voice of Fineus exclaims, "Eeep!"
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A hunch-backed dogmatist nods her head toward Nitergen!
Particles of dust and soot rise from the floor at a hunch-backed dogmatist's feet as she releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Nitergen!
CS: +296 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +93 == +62
Warded off!
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The translucent sphere fades from around a gory dark farlook.
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A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook focuses its iris upon Nitergen!
CS: +333 - TD: +339 + CvA: +12 + d100: +21 == +27
Warded off!
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Nitergen stands up.
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The wall of force disappears from around a putrid dark farlook.
DEAD>
A hunch-backed dogmatist mutters a harsh rite.
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A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>
Nitergen just went north.
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A hunch-backed dogmatist clasps her hands together and trots southeast.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook hovers as a tempest of crimson energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook's pupil narrows to a fine slit as patches of its outer skin discolor for a brief moment.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook blinks as a crimson wisp encircles its entire being!
A wall of force surrounds a putrid dark farlook.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
DEAD>
A hunch-backed dogmatist trots in with her hands clasped together!
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>

A hunch-backed dogmatist mangles your helpless corpse!

DEAD>
A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A translucent sphere forms around a gory dark farlook.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook drifts around aimlessly as its iris pulses.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook closes its eyelid for a moment, momentarily protecting the iris from further harm.
A gory dark farlook closes its eyelid for a moment, momentarily protecting the iris from further harm.
DEAD>
The wall of force disappears from around a gory dark farlook.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>
A hunch-backed dogmatist clasps her hands together and trots southeast.
DEAD>
As a gory dark farlook hovers over Fineus's dead carcass, a vile ooze drips out of the severed nerve endings and lands on him torso. A sizzling hiss permeates the area as the acidic liquid eats away at Fineus's skin.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook hovers as a tempest of azure energy coalesces around itself.
DEAD>


SEND[Andraste] Let's watch the use of open and public vulgarity use, please.


DEAD>
A gory dark farlook blinks as an azure wisp encircles its entire being!
A wall of force surrounds a gory dark farlook.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook scans the surrounding area by turning a lazy half-circle in mid-air.
DEAD>
A putrid dark farlook's pupil narrows to a fine slit as patches of its outer skin discolor for a brief moment.
DEAD>
A gory dark farlook closes its eyelid for a moment, momentarily protecting the iris from further harm.
DEAD>
A hunch-backed dogmatist trots in with her hands clasped together!
DEAD>

I usually hate everything Andraste does, but I don't see what she did wrong here.

If it was Emeradan you probably would have gotten pulled, berated and treated like a scolded dog, reminded of how lucky you are that his divine self is being gracious enough to not give a lowly peon like you a warning, then give you a warning anyway and tell you to stfu and ASSIST or write feedback if you have a problem and then boot you out of the lounge.

There was no real douchebaggery going on this time, sorry.
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/01/22/you_fail.jpg

Btw there's no need to sign your posts, since the username ROCKTAR already clues us in on who the post is written by. Unless you're just one of those pretentious people that has to remind us who you are anyway. Then it's totally necessary.

[Bobmuhthol]

The worst part about this is the introduction to the initial post that made me even more disappointed after reading through.

[Parkbandit]

i'm thinking he probably doesn't realize that when a curse word as such is said, a little message is sent out to the GM's about said word. which the GM then sends a SEND saying not to. so my guess is he believes Andraste was stalking him in watching wasting her time just waiting for him to slip up..

about 3 months ago i died in OTF and i pressed the ' key to say instead of the , key to chat saying "fuck" and i got a send from her which was reasonable even though it was 4 am and no one around anyways heh. but it was my own stupid fault for not paying attention. i reported back explaining to her it was an accident and what i done, and she just replied with "thats why we have a buffer for you to check before you press enter" and she was right as she is now **shrugs**


so yeah you got a SEND, get over it

Oh.. I imagine someone like Rocktard is on the watch list for all CS GMs.

[thefarmer]

Got to say, this is a perfect example of Andraste-fucking-tastic load of douchbaggery and totally inappropriate waste of GM time, resources and a huge load of fucking manure. Here I am, deadder than hell, and what do I get? Douchbaggery to the first degree. At least Nitergen came by and managed to preserve us and fly us out in the nick of time.

Rocktar


You really need to work on that being bitter thing.

[Renian]

While it's true that this is a lame example, it does make you wonder: Why aren't there just language filters in place? They have something to tell them when someone swears; if they want to Disneyficate the place, just put some damn filters up for those who don't want to see it and an option to turn them off for those who don't care?

[Ignot]

I usually hate everything Andraste does, but I don't see what she did wrong here.

If it was Emeradan you probably would have gotten pulled, berated and treated like a scolded dog, reminded of how lucky you are that his divine self is being gracious enough to not give a lowly peon like you a warning, then give you a warning anyway and tell you to stfu and ASSIST or write feedback if you have a problem and then boot you out of the lounge.

Btw there's no need to sign your posts, since the username ROCKTAR already clues us in on who the post is written by. Unless you're just one of those pretentious people that has to remind us who you are anyway. Then it's totally necessary.

God damnit, who posted this??

[Drew]

While it's true that this is a lame example, it does make you wonder: Why aren't there just language filters in place? They have something to tell them when someone swears; if they want to Disneyficate the place, just put some damn filters up for those who don't want to see it and an option to turn them off for those who don't care?



Context matters to some degree.

[MotleyCrew]

They probably get alerts whenever vulgarity is used.


Yes, they do, as do Gamehosts. Even for words like hell, so you can imagine the amount of times they DO receive alerts and DON'T say anything.


And um yeah, gonna have to agree with everyone here and say you are the dick Rocktar.

[ZeP]

It is not an excuse by any means, but as it has been pointed out, they should just have filters. Someone who wasn't thinking said context matters. Context matters for obscure words and phrases. When people accidentally say shit, piss, dick, motherfucker, there is no questionable context to call into play.

But if they are going to SEND and WARN you for using a word, why don't they just disable the words? If we can't say them and they don't want us to say them... and no one WANTS to accidentally say them in the wrong window ... then :wtf:

[thefarmer]

Because you can say shit, piss, dick, and motherfucker outloud and all you want in a private room.

[diethx]

Piss is a curse now? WTF?

[RainyDay2080]

I think 750 shouldn't be Major Demon Summoning, instead make it a Farlook type thing. Sorcerer rips out his own eye to make it into a Farlook, fighting on their side. That would totally be worth it. Or maybe have to pluck an eye out with Eye Spy first...

I like this idea! You ever suggest it on the officials?

On topic: Rocktar is the douchebag wasting our time in this thread.

RD

[Rocktar]

On topic: Rocktar is the douchebag wasting our time in this thread.

RD

Nah, I didn't make you do a damn thing so don't try and push off your disapointment on me. Oh, and to the complaint about the long log, well, I warned you, so tough.

Oh, and just to clear things up, here you go:

Yes, I am a Scumbag, a Dick, an Asshole, a Whole Ass and pretty much anything else you want to call me. Big fucking deal.

As to being bitter, well, no, not really, just tired of fucking retards spending time enforcing Disneyification instead of doing something productive like FIXING THE FUCKING GAME. As as been suggested, filters work great and are not hard to install. They have a window in Stormfront for any damn thing you want, but they don't want to put in a marker to allow blocking of certain words? Hell, they already have the programming for it in the highlights function, it identifies words matching a list, sheesh, yank it out and plop it into a filter. They also already have the word filter out there in the game with the Washer Lady. Anyone ever been visited by that lame piece of Disney code?

[CrystalTears]

The long log was irrelevant. If it ALL had to do with what you were complaining about, fine. But scrolling and scrolling through your stuns was pretty fucking pointless.

And incidentally, it cracks me up when people complain about time wasted and all that jazz. GMs who are watching the game (babysitting it seems at times) are not coding. It's not like Andraste is coding along and stopped what she was doing to tell you to stop swearing. Different tasks that have nothing to do with each other.

She got an alert that Rocktar said shit. She sent you a send asking you to use something else more appropriate. We're talking less time than it took you to post your original post. So again, no time wasted. Well.. you wasting her time and ours.

[Renian]

Because you can say shit, piss, dick, and motherfucker outloud and all you want in a private room.

Lame answer. If you don't care about the words, your filter will be turned off, allowing you to hear them anyway in the private room. If you don't want to see the words, your filter will be on, and you won't see them even if you are in a private room, which is actually to your innocent eyes' advantage.

[Stunseed]

Nah, I didn't make you do a damn thing so don't try and push off your disapointment on me. Oh, and to the complaint about the long log, well, I warned you, so tough.

Oh, and just to clear things up, here you go:

Yes, I am a Scumbag, a Dick, an Asshole, a Whole Ass and pretty much anything else you want to call me. Big fucking deal.

As to being bitter, well, no, not really, just tired of fucking retards spending time enforcing Disneyification instead of doing something productive like FIXING THE FUCKING GAME. As as been suggested, filters work great and are not hard to install. They have a window in Stormfront for any damn thing you want, but they don't want to put in a marker to allow blocking of certain words? Hell, they already have the programming for it in the highlights function, it identifies words matching a list, sheesh, yank it out and plop it into a filter. They also already have the word filter out there in the game with the Washer Lady. Anyone ever been visited by that lame piece of Disney code?


Or you could not violate their TOS. Either way. Stop being a 12 year old and improve the words you use? Installing that filter takes resources as well.

Personally, I think the Staff should make a list of every dickwad and moron who they've had to stop what they were doing in regards to the things people want done in order to deal with. Here's a thought, maybe people like YOU are the reason things don't get done.

[Stunseed]

Lame answer. If you don't care about the words, your filter will be turned off, allowing you to hear them anyway in the private room. If you don't want to see the words, your filter will be on, and you won't see them even if you are in a private room, which is actually to your innocent eyes' advantage.

On an unrelated note, I loved the Psinet filter they had at one point for JD...Replacing curse words with 80's TV titles? Fucking genius.

[Some Rogue]

WoW has a filter. But, guess what. It's still against the rules to curse. You think it would be any different in GS?

[Lyonis]

The long log was irrelevant. If it ALL had to do with what you were complaining about, fine. But scrolling and scrolling through your stuns was pretty fucking pointless.



The scroll of Psinet attempting to move him(like OMG 50+ times) while he was stunned helped build up the drama. I was speechless at the climatic conclusion!!!

Post more logs plz Rocktar, you are awesome!!!! In that talk show laughing at you sort of way. Anyone who can make Andraste look awesome/normal in a thread should post more imo.

[Methais]

The long log was irrelevant. If it ALL had to do with what you were complaining about, fine. But scrolling and scrolling through your stuns was pretty fucking pointless.

And incidentally, it cracks me up when people complain about time wasted and all that jazz. GMs who are watching the game (babysitting it seems at times) are not coding. It's not like Andraste is coding along and stopped what she was doing to tell you to stop swearing. Different tasks that have nothing to do with each other.

She got an alert that Rocktar said shit. She sent you a send asking you to use something else more appropriate. We're talking less time than it took you to post your original post. So again, no time wasted. Well.. you wasting her time and ours.

Pretty much. But slightly on topic, Andraste is like the Kaedra of these situations.


Piss is a curse now? WTF?

http://msp237.photobucket.com/albums/ff265/wrathchild91/PISS.jpg


Nah, I didn't make you do a damn thing so don't try and push off your disapointment on me. Oh, and to the complaint about the long log, well, I warned you, so tough.

Oh, and just to clear things up, here you go:

Yes, I am a Scumbag, a Dick, an Asshole, a Whole Ass and pretty much anything else you want to call me. Big fucking deal.

As to being bitter, well, no, not really, just tired of fucking retards spending time enforcing Disneyification instead of doing something productive like FIXING THE FUCKING GAME. As as been suggested, filters work great and are not hard to install. They have a window in Stormfront for any damn thing you want, but they don't want to put in a marker to allow blocking of certain words? Hell, they already have the programming for it in the highlights function, it identifies words matching a list, sheesh, yank it out and plop it into a filter. They also already have the word filter out there in the game with the Washer Lady. Anyone ever been visited by that lame piece of Disney code?

Just out of pure curoisty, how old are you?

[Rocktar]

Actually Stunseed, people like me and you and the other die hard schmucks that pay a load of cash for something that we have a lot of time invested in are the reason they have a job somewhere other than the local choke and puke fast food joint and have a chance to move out of their parent's basement or garage.

Methias, I am old enough I don't have to ask mommie and daddy to pay my GS bills and I am young enough not to have diapers again.

As to the rules, yeah, we have them, and yeah, I know that Andraste likely isn't programming at the moment she is sitting there wasting time on sends to me, I also know that with all the issues in GS that FAR outweigh me profanity in a hunting ground, she can surely find something far more useful to do with her time. After all, isn't there someone resting somewhere acting as an audience for guild reps passively that she can harrass for AFK scripting or something? After all, we all know how destructive to GS THAT is.

~just shakes my head~

And they wonder why GS is dying?

Rocktar

[Ignot]

Are you proposing that we should be allowed to curse as much as we want? Because if not then I don't see what you problem is. Andraste couldn't have been nicer about reminding you that cursing is against policy.

I'm not sure why you are trying to tie all this to the death of GS, that just doesn't make any sense.

[thefarmer]

Actually Stunseed, people like me and you and the other die hard schmucks that pay a load of cash for something that we have a lot of time invested in are the reason they have a job somewhere other than the local choke and puke fast food joint and have a chance to move out of their parent's basement or garage.

Rocktar

The fact you think that staff gets paid more than the local choke and puke fast food joint is a joke.

Much like your perception of GS.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Getting a send is actually easier, in my opinion, than actually administering a soaping.

But both are easy to do and as demonstrated by Andraste, a good tool to gently remind people that in premise it is a family oriented game and so long as TOS exist restricting the use of certain profanity, you should adhere to those rules.

PS - a filter would be a tremendous waste of resources. F*ck y0u for such a sh1tasticly retarded and b i t c h of an idea. Dumas.

[Tolwynn]

It's long overdue for an aggressive profanity filter. No more would tender eyes be offended whenever someone ****s their crossbow, or pulls out their imfl*** ******* sword or an imbedded *** to kill a ****atrice, or puts a looted s**** in the **** on their belt. So many horrors would at long last be averted!

[Euler]

an imbedded *** or puts a looted s****

I got all of em but these two. Help please.

[yesicj]

I'm going with rod for the first one, Alex.

[Joe]

Love the thread. Thanks for proving you're an idiot, Rocktar. :)

[RainyDay2080]

It's long overdue for an aggressive profanity filter. No more would tender eyes be offended whenever someone ****s their crossbow, or pulls out their imfl*** ******* sword or an imbedded *** to kill a ****atrice, or puts a looted s**** in the **** on their belt. So many horrors would at long last be averted!

LOL! Thanks for demonstrating why filters are are lame*** idea.

RD

[Liagala]

puts a looted s**** in the **** on their belt

What are these two? I fail at filter reading.

[Baelog]

I got everything, but what the hell is the looted s****?

[Tolwynn]

That would be a s(hell), which is a doubletap for the veiled inclusion of a word that is not only plainly naughty, but also a completely oog Christian theological term. Won't it be great when you're protected from such things?

[Baelog]

It's long overdue for an aggressive profanity filter. No more would tender eyes be offended whenever someone ****s their crossbow, or pulls out their imfl*** ******* sword or an imbedded *** to kill a ****atrice, or puts a looted s**** in the **** on their belt. So many horrors would at long last be averted!

Cocks their crossbow. Imflass Bastard Sword. Imbedded Rod. Cockatrice. Looted Shell. Sack on thier belt.

Alright, now it makes sense

[Methais]

Actually Stunseed, people like me and you and the other die hard schmucks that pay a load of cash for something that we have a lot of time invested in are the reason they have a job somewhere other than the local choke and puke fast food joint and have a chance to move out of their parent's basement or garage.

Being so die hard and hardcore that you are, you should know by now that the majority of staff have "real" jobs, that most if not all pay several times what the local choke and puke fast food joint does, and GS is pretty much just their spare time hobby.

If that's too much for you to grasp, then what I'm saying is that if GS died tomorrow, most of the staffs' financial situations wouldn't be affected at all.

Fail.


Methias, I am old enough I don't have to ask mommie and daddy to pay my GS bills and I am young enough not to have diapers again.

Way to dodge the question. Based on your "answer", I'm going to guess you're 16 or so, and either sell weed to your classmates, work a part time high school kid job that earns you more than $15 a month, but still live at home, thus making your statement technically true, but making you look stupid in the process.

Either that, or you're in your very early 20s and just moved out of your parents house into your first place, therefore meaning you know everything, despite knocking up your girlfriend because you don't know how to pull out in time, and are going to ground your kid when he's 15 because he caused you to get a [SEND] by Andraste several years ago.

Either way -- Fail.

If I'm incorrect on both assumptions, then please enlighten us on why you're acting like such an angst filled teen over a text based internet game that you made a thread for over an in-game event that you didn't even get in trouble for.


And they wonder why GS is dying?

Rocktar

Actually, GS began to "die" a few years after the AOL invasion, which introduced hordes of people just like you (but with a few exceptions such as awesome people like me) to the game, resulting in the majority of their playerbase leaving in the long term. That's not the only reason of course, but it's still one of them.

TLDR VERSION:

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail28.jpg

PS: Stop signing your posts. It makes you look more stupid.

[Miscast]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail28.jpg
Nice.

[Stanley Burrell]

TLDR VERSION:

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail28.jpg

What is not awesome about shooting babies?

[Methais]

What is not awesome about shooting babies?

NOTHING!