Keller
12-17-2008, 04:12 PM
2 is better than 1. But this guy is good, regardless.
1) Do The Torts Shuffle
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJ_nmFibr8
Best Line:
Now Learned Hand, he'll mangle and maim you
And pay out 3 million bucks
If it would cost 4 million to save you
He's strictly liable, but you're strictly fucked.
2) Raping about the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure to a Dre beat.
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBTba2J6OKI
Lyrics:
Fuck Rule 2, this ain’t the FRCP
There’s only one form of action, but it don’t apply to me
When you step on my court, and you hear that gavel sound
Just be ready for one speedy, inexpensive beat down
Your girl is an 8a, short and plain
But that bitch is a ten when she’s giving me brain
She bolted out of ASP, demanding relief
But first I made her taste my jurisdictional reach
Duress, fraud, payment, negligence
First time up, bring that affirmative defense
‘Cause that shit’s disfavored, use it or lose it
I seen 8c and I’ll be laughin’ when I’m cruising
Drop top, glock cocked, rolling down Bancroft
Counter claim, no aim, couldn’t get a shot off
From ODB to DBO, we know the tricks
Failed to state a claim and that’s a 12b6, bitch
Memo group meeting, I called you by the wrong name
Thursday night, bar review, hit you with amended claim
Spit some HH game but you weren’t 15-seeing it
Cut me some slack bitch, that shit relations back bitch
Judge 11 said you tried to sanction my game
But 11 also gave me 21 to explain
And you should know, lawyer, that the laws be pliant
And now I got three weeks to pin it on my client
While we smoking red-hots on that San Pablo green
The last joint you claimed was under rule 18
And if you come to the party, you better bring some bitches
19’s required, but 20 is permissive
Had a 24 intervention for your main girl
Caught her moaning Jack Bauer while I busted in her curls
Trick owed me 14 for some stems and seeds
Yeah, she claimed that shit on you, but she forgot to implead
I shot 31 cops on federal grounds
Now the U.S. government be hunting me down
Stole 75k form a Texan’s pocket
Now I’m back home in Cali on the federal docket
And if they got 31, then 67 give ‘em
The right to add a claim from the facts that arisen
But if they got 32, they can’t add that claim
‘Less diversity’s preserved or it’s a federal game
But the Cut I was driving ‘fore I robbed Mr. Bush
Was lifted right here in the home of Kush
So when that owner tried to join my federal action
The judge sent him looking for some state satisfaction
Now I’m seeing 20/20, so forget that midterm
I’ll see you in 2020 when I’m partner at your big firm
Or still Thuggin’, J.D. ain’t but a vehicle
For making funky rhymes or getting civil procedural
1) Do The Torts Shuffle
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJ_nmFibr8
Best Line:
Now Learned Hand, he'll mangle and maim you
And pay out 3 million bucks
If it would cost 4 million to save you
He's strictly liable, but you're strictly fucked.
2) Raping about the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure to a Dre beat.
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBTba2J6OKI
Lyrics:
Fuck Rule 2, this ain’t the FRCP
There’s only one form of action, but it don’t apply to me
When you step on my court, and you hear that gavel sound
Just be ready for one speedy, inexpensive beat down
Your girl is an 8a, short and plain
But that bitch is a ten when she’s giving me brain
She bolted out of ASP, demanding relief
But first I made her taste my jurisdictional reach
Duress, fraud, payment, negligence
First time up, bring that affirmative defense
‘Cause that shit’s disfavored, use it or lose it
I seen 8c and I’ll be laughin’ when I’m cruising
Drop top, glock cocked, rolling down Bancroft
Counter claim, no aim, couldn’t get a shot off
From ODB to DBO, we know the tricks
Failed to state a claim and that’s a 12b6, bitch
Memo group meeting, I called you by the wrong name
Thursday night, bar review, hit you with amended claim
Spit some HH game but you weren’t 15-seeing it
Cut me some slack bitch, that shit relations back bitch
Judge 11 said you tried to sanction my game
But 11 also gave me 21 to explain
And you should know, lawyer, that the laws be pliant
And now I got three weeks to pin it on my client
While we smoking red-hots on that San Pablo green
The last joint you claimed was under rule 18
And if you come to the party, you better bring some bitches
19’s required, but 20 is permissive
Had a 24 intervention for your main girl
Caught her moaning Jack Bauer while I busted in her curls
Trick owed me 14 for some stems and seeds
Yeah, she claimed that shit on you, but she forgot to implead
I shot 31 cops on federal grounds
Now the U.S. government be hunting me down
Stole 75k form a Texan’s pocket
Now I’m back home in Cali on the federal docket
And if they got 31, then 67 give ‘em
The right to add a claim from the facts that arisen
But if they got 32, they can’t add that claim
‘Less diversity’s preserved or it’s a federal game
But the Cut I was driving ‘fore I robbed Mr. Bush
Was lifted right here in the home of Kush
So when that owner tried to join my federal action
The judge sent him looking for some state satisfaction
Now I’m seeing 20/20, so forget that midterm
I’ll see you in 2020 when I’m partner at your big firm
Or still Thuggin’, J.D. ain’t but a vehicle
For making funky rhymes or getting civil procedural