Birthday Cake Nazis

[Nieninque]

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html

[CrystalTears]

Ugh, I don't understand the brains inside of people's heads that name their kids like that.

[SHAFT]

I read that earlier this morning. You name your children like that and you expect people to treat them normally, as if nothing is off? Fucking retards. Fuck em in the ear hole.

Plus those idiots are ugly as sin and should have the ability to pro-create taken away ASAP. Seriously, I wouldn't fuck that woman with someone else's dick.

[Sean]

I want to see the reactions on the faces of the other kids parents when they saw Adolph Hitler Campbell on the birthday cake.

[Jorddyn]

ShopRite is obviously stepping all over their 1st amendment rights.

[diethx]

Oh yeah Belnia showed me this the other day. I just can't believe the reason he says he named his kid Hitler was cuz he knew it was a name no one else would have. rofl. I WONDER WHY DIPSHIT.

Couldn't he have gone with something else insane but less offensive, similar to Audioscience or Pilot Inspektor?

[SHAFT]

Oh yeah Belnia showed me this the other day. I just can't believe the reason he says he named his kid Hitler was cuz he knew it was a name no one else would have. rofl. I WONDER WHY DIPSHIT.

Couldn't he have gone with something else insane but less offensive, similar to Audioscience or Pilot Inspektor?

But look at their other 2 kids names. I feel bad for those children. They have a life of getting their asses kicked and getting laughed at because they're parents are complete dipshits. I hate people.

[diethx]

Yeah, I know. Those names are nearly as bad.

[SHAFT]

I'd send the cat in your sig diethx to their house if I could.

[radamanthys]

Does anyone think it should be illegal?

[SHAFT]

Does anyone think it should be illegal?

To kill them or name your kid Adolf Hitler?

[Jorddyn]

Does anyone think it should be illegal?

No, but I think said children should be allowed to beat their parents in return for all the beatings they'll take for their names.

[Ignot]

Not just the beatings the kids are going to get but what about when they grow up? Is someone going to hire Adolf Hitler? Those parents are so cruel.


I wouldn't fuck that woman with someone else's dick.

Liar you so would!

[SHAFT]

Not just the beatings the kids are going to get but what about when they grow up? Is someone going to hire Adolf Hitler? Those parents are so cruel.



Liar you so would!

Not with your dick Ignot. Honestly. Hell, not with Adolf Hitler's dick.

[Sean of the Thread]

That so looks like Kuyuk.. except I'm sure he can decorate his own cake.

[CrystalTears]

Is Adolf a girl? Why would you name a girl that anyway?

Ugh. Licenses to have kids, man! We need licenses! FFS.

[diethx]

A boy. The girl is something Aryan Nation something.

[CrystalTears]

Oh cause the picture of Adolf looks like a girl.

[diethx]

Ah that's a diff. pic than what was in the article I read the other day. He looked more like a boy there. Poor kid. At least the girl has a normal first name and could opt not to use the horrendous middle one.

[Xeromist]

At what point does it just seem like a really swell idea to name your kid Adolph Hitler? I was trying to fathom this earlier today before a bunch of shit hit the fan and distracted me.

You can pretty much count on the kid living a rough life as the result of the name--kind of like that boy named Sue.

You can safely assume the kid will one day hate you (and seek vengeance) for naming him Adolph Hitler UNLESS for some reason he is raised to idolize said villain.

You can expect the general public to frown on you for (in theory) not entirely thinking through all that would come with naming your child Adolph Hitler. Exhibit A: This forum.

I think this child was born very late one night, and this guy had a "WILD" idea to just name his kid something really out there, and he made the one fatal error most impulsive decisions overlook: he didn't sleep on it.

[Tisket]

ShopRite is obviously stepping all over their 1st amendment rights.

And their constitutional right to cake!

http://www.pokemyname.com/firstname_3226_adolph.htm


ADOLPH is the most popular 1259.th name in USA (... 1257.nalini , 1258.hossein , 1259.adolph , 1260.rodger , 1261.sherif ...). One in every 9,240 Americans are named as ADOLPH and popularity of name ADOLPH is 108.23 people per million.

If we compare the popularity statistics of ADOLPH to USA's population statistics, we can estimate that as of December.18.2008 00:14 there are 33,079 people named as ADOLPH in the United States and the number of ADOLPH's are increasing by 284 people every year.

Usage of adolph as a middle name is more common than its usage as a first name. The sum of alphabetical order of letters in ADOLPH is 56 and this makes ADOLPH arithmetic buddies with words like Wise, Chaste, Hardy, Agreeable, Alert, Buddy. Add "Courtesy of PokeMyName.com' tag and feel free to distribute, copy, republish this interesting, accurate and also useless report about name ADOLPH.


Seriously, I wouldn't fuck that woman with someone else's dick.

lmao.

[Tisket]

And spelled Adolf:

ADOLF is the most popular 4769.th name in USA (... 4767.chinh , 4768.mavis , 4769.adolf , 4770.spurgeon , 4771.patience ...). One in every 50,157 Americans are named as ADOLF and popularity of name ADOLF is 19.94 people per million.

If we compare the popularity statistics of ADOLF to USA's population statistics, we can estimate that as of December.18.2008 00:22 there are 6,093 people named as ADOLF in the United States and the number of ADOLF's are increasing by 52 people every year.

Usage of adolf as a middle name is more common than its usage as a first name. The sum of alphabetical order of letters in ADOLF is 38 and this makes ADOLF arithmetic buddies with words like Kind, Rich, Baldfaced. Add "Courtesy of PokeMyName.com' tag and feel free to distribute, copy, republish this interesting, accurate and also useless report about name ADOLF. :)

[Stanley Burrell]

Pilot Inspektor?

Awesome reference = true.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

We have a security guard at work who's name was Adolf. He was fucking awesome. Hulk of a man, nice guy, knew everyone's name in the building (1600 of us) because he has some sort of savant memory about faces and names.

Regards the story, that story alone makes me believe Idiocracy will become a true story someday.

[Methais]

At what point does it just seem like a really swell idea to name your kid Adolph Hitler? I was trying to fathom this earlier today before a bunch of shit hit the fan and distracted me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0aW8IXdAjA

[Xeromist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0aW8IXdAjA

That made my day. You win at life.

[Kyra231]

I just ran across an update on these people. Somehow given their poor choice of names it doesn't surprise me. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/

[Parkbandit]

I just ran across an update on these people. Somehow given their poor choice of names it doesn't surprise me. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/


While I think the parents should have the shit slapped out of them for naming their children so... I hope that the State didn't take away the kids JUST because of the names.

[Kyra231]

While I think the parents should have the shit slapped out of them for naming their children so... I hope that the State didn't take away the kids JUST because of the names.

I seriously doubt it. I can't even count all the fucked up names I've seen at my kids schools over the years & no one took those kids away.

[diethx]

I seriously doubt it. I can't even count all the fucked up names I've seen at my kids schools over the years & no one took those kids away.

:yeahthat:

Although I agree, considering their poor judgement on names, i'm afraid to think what other sorts of poor judgement these parents were exercising.

[CrystalTears]

Didn't the last article say they weren't even employed or something along those lines? I'm betting their lack of care was the cause.

[Stanley Burrell]

I need to reform some hot Nazi sluts using my Jewcock. For bumping a month old thread.

[CrystalTears]

I need to reform some hot Nazi sluts using my Jewcock. For bumping a month old thread.
There was a new development, unlike your Jewcock. :tongue:

[diethx]

There was a new development, unlike your Jewcock. :tongue:

Those bumps totally count as a new development.

[CrystalTears]

Those bumps totally count as a new development.
TMFI!

[diethx]

TMFI!

rofflecakes

[Stanley Burrell]

There was a new development, unlike your Jewcock. :tongue:

Okay, so I walk into a wall with an erection:

BIRTHDAY CAKE NAZIIIISS!!!!!!1

[Tisket]

I just ran across an update on these people. Somehow given their poor choice of names it doesn't surprise me. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/

The news story is false and didn't happen.

Much like the holocaust...

[Nieninque]

Bump with an update!

US court denies parents custody of Hitler and sisters

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48633000/jpg/_48633699_009928404-1.jpg

Mr Campbell has said he believes the children were taken into care because of their names
A US appeals court has ruled a couple who gave their children Nazi-inspired names should not regain custody, citing the risk of serious injury to them.
Adolf Hitler Campbell, 4, and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, 2, were taken from their New Jersey home in 2009.
The case first came to public attention in December 2008 after a shop refused to decorate a birthday cake for Adolf.
A family court had earlier found there was insufficient evidence of abuse.
But on Thursday, the appeals panel determined that social workers had proved the need for protective services for the three children.
The panel found that the parents, who both suffer from unspecified physical and psychological disabilities, had "recklessly created a risk of serious injury to their children by failing to protect the children from harm and failing to acknowledge and treat their disabilities".
The judges also noted that Deborah Campbell had recently passed a letter to a neighbour saying her husband had threatened "to have me killed or kill me himself".
The children's father, Heath Campbell, told the Associated Press last year that he believed they were taken into foster care because of their names.
He also alleged that the authorities had relied on unproven accusations made by a neighbour and his ex-wife.

[Drew]

I don't believe for a second these were abusive parents, this was just the government trying to take them away because of their names. Total bullshit IMO, no matter how dumb I think the parents are. I know of an Amish guy named "Emmanuel God is with us and guides us and protects us". If we don't want parents naming their kids things others can find distasteful we need to adopt a system like Belgium or Sweden where all names are reviewed and approved by a government board. Otherwise leave them alone and the kids can change the name the day they turn 18.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I don't believe for a second these were abusive parents, this was just the government trying to take them away because of their names. Total bullshit IMO, no matter how dumb I think the parents are. I know of an Amish guy named "Emmanuel God is with us and guides us and protects us". If we don't want parents naming their kids things others can find distasteful we need to adopt a system like Belgium or Sweden where all names are reviewed and approved by a government board. Otherwise leave them alone and the kids can change the name the day they turn 18.

bingo

[LMingrone]

I was really hoping this was an Onion article. /facepalm

[4a6c1]

LOL.

KKK/Aryan Nations people are harmless. They are on more watch lists than Osama bin Laden and cant breathe without the government knowing about it. Honestly having known some of those guys I'm really more scared of the people who keep their racist fuck opinions to themselves and hoard guns out in the boonies and dont register their weapons or do their taxes because they think the government is out to get them. Those under the radar types (of any beliefe system) scare the crap out of me.

[Latrinsorm]

I don't believe for a second these were abusive parents, this was just the government trying to take them away because of their names.Why do you believe that?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

"failing to acknowledge and treat their disabilities" jumps out to me.

I don't have enough information to definitively say one way or another what motives the court had but if that part is correct then I wholeheartedly support the courts decision. If you have a physical or mental illness that, left untreated, puts your children at risk and you refuse treatment, then your children deserve to be placed in an environment where they will be safe.

[thefarmer]

I know of an Amish guy named "Emmanuel God is with us and guides us and protects us".

Did he change his name to that or was he born with it?

[Drew]

Did he change his name to that or was he born with it?

That's what his parents named him.

[Drew]

"failing to acknowledge and treat their disabilities" jumps out to me.

I don't have enough information to definitively say one way or another what motives the court had but if that part is correct then I wholeheartedly support the courts decision. If you have a physical or mental illness that, left untreated, puts your children at risk and you refuse treatment, then your children deserve to be placed in an environment where they will be safe.


It jumps out at me as a bullshit catch all. If these parents were actually abusive, take the kids. I just don't believe that is the case in this situation.

[Nieninque]

Because they seem so child focussed, right?

[Drew]

Because they seem so child focussed, right?

What makes them seem unfocused? They have political beliefs and attend rallies and meetings? That appears to be essentially what they do, we just abhor their beliefs.

[Nieninque]

Becuase you would have to be dead from the neck up not to realise the amount of shit your kids would have if you gave them names like that.

[Caiylania]

Without knowing the reasons I'm not going to judge the courts actions at this point.

However, I do feel that giving your children names like that is a form of mental abuse. As others have stated, they had to realize how those kids would be treated. As much as it saddens me that other kids would do that, it will happen.

Your beliefs are YOUR beliefs... they shouldn't saddle their kids with a billboard sign stating MY PARENTS ARE NAZI wannabes!!!

It is shameless, irresponsible and cruel of the parents to do so.