WEZAS?!!?!?!

[Celephais]

Wezas http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/dragon/statusicon/user_offline.gif
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Last Activity: 12-16-2008 10:07 PM

[Drew]

DUN DUN DUN.

[Stanley Burrell]

Wezas is so my dad.

[Celephais]

I can't fucking wait for this drama to unfold.

[Proxy]

I can't fucking wait for this drama to unfold.

someone mind filling in the less informed?

[The Ponzzz]

someone mind filling in the less informed?

Heh!

[Sean of the Thread]

You know it's not a chance in hell it's him. Most likely his wife checking up on his old account.

[Tsa`ah]

How stalkerish.

[Skeeter]

You know it's not a chance in hell it's him. Most likely his wife checking up on his old account.

this.

His balls are still on a shelf in her fridge.

[Parkbandit]

I miss Wezas.. that fucking hippie.

[Sean of the Thread]

I gotta go out on a limb here and guess that he's been posting under a different name.

[Alfster]

Yah, I've been thinking that as well.

[Keller]

I gotta go out on a limb here and guess that he's been posting under a different name.

ClydeR?

[Sean of the Thread]

Perhaps.

[Drew]

ClydeR?


That would be a worth surprise.

[Tisket]

I'm Wezas.

[radamanthys]

I think that's a bannable offense.

[Sean]

I'm Wezas.

SotT is going to regret cranking one out to your kid sucking on your Moobs then.

[radamanthys]

Wow. That's, uh... wow.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's a terrible thing to say, but maybe he's divorced now?

[Parkbandit]

It's a terrible thing to say, but maybe he's divorced now?

Or maybe it's a good thing...

[CrystalTears]

I miss Wezas. :(

[Tisket]

He made me laugh. Er, I made me laugh? Whatever.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yeah I always liked Wezas, he's a funny dude. And he loved dogs. What's not to like?!

[Sean]

Yeah I always liked Wezas, he's a funny dude. And he loved dogs. What's not to like?!

I guess if you were his wife the answer would be... Getting hummers from PC members?

[CrystalTears]

If she were giving him hummers, he wouldn't have to seek them out.

Uh.. wait.. what?

[diethx]

Hm, who gave him a hummer? That Betheny girl?

[CrystalTears]

Yes'm. But I don't feel that was the reason this happened.

Are we allowed to talk about this? Oh yeah, HarmNone is gone. Nevermind.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I guess if you were his wife the answer would be... Getting hummers from PC members?

Besides that, I mean.

[diethx]

lol, that bitch really got around, huh?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'd say I'm so embarrassed but I'm not. I don't know if she was any more promiscuous than your average person, but she had a PC focus and wasn't afraid to talk about it...

;p

[diethx]

I know of one non-PC person she screwed and I don't even know the girl, heh. You really think if she made her rounds here she didn't do it elsewhere? :D

I dunno, I guess it's possible. Just unlikely in my mind.

[Sean of the Thread]

Good thing HN is gone. You'd all get points for talking about this and get harassment via aim.

[diethx]

Good thing HN is gone. You'd all get points for talking about this and and harassment via aim.

I can't believe you sigged that. rofl

[Ignot]

Good thing HN is gone. You'd all get points for talking about this and get harassment via aim.

Ugh, I had it first. No sharing.

[SHAFT]

Oh yeah? I have the power of AWESOME! So fuck you

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm not saying I wouldn't put my dick in it but the chick in your avatar is like photochopped or something. How can her ass be larger than her trunk?

[Ignot]

I'm not saying I wouldn't put my dick in it but the chick in your avatar is like photochopped or something. How can her ass be larger than her trunk?

She isn't white trash?

[Drunken Durfin]

How can her ass be larger than her trunk?

Biscuts and gravy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[diethx]

Ok, WTF? I thought trunk was another name for ass?

[Parkbandit]

I'm not saying I wouldn't put my dick in it but the chick in your avatar is like photochopped or something. How can her ass be larger than her trunk?


Her ass is beautiful. STFU.

[Ignot]

I'm a fag

FIXED

[Sean of the Thread]

Damnit.

[CrystalTears]

Ok, WTF? I thought trunk was another name for ass?
Oh good. I wasn't the only one wondering the same thing.

[Ignot]

Okay just to clarify, ass and trunk are the same. I think Sean meant upper trunk, like her torso. Only nobody ever says that, but whatever.

[BigWorm]

Okay just to clarify, ass and trunk are the same. I think Sean meant upper trunk, like her torso. Only nobody ever says that, but whatever.

Uh, no. Think about trunk on a tree... this is the base where the branches come out of. Your trunk is your entire midsection; from chest to abdomen, front and back. Your torso, basically.

[Kuyuk]

so when someone says, "she's got junk in her trunk" you think they're saying she has a belly or is fat??

K.

[Ignot]

Uh, no. Think about trunk on a tree... this is the base where the branches come out of. Your trunk is your entire midsection; from chest to abdomen, front and back. Your torso, basically.

:rofl: Can you read?

Are you saying that people refer to a woman's trunk as her torso more then her ass? I don't know where you are from but from my experience when I say "Damn look at that trunk!" I'm not referring to her torso.

[BigWorm]

so when someone says, "she's got junk in her trunk" you think they're saying she has a belly or is fat??

K.

No, in that case it is referring to her back end, as in like trunk on a car.

[Ignot]

No, in that case it is referring to her back end, as in like trunk on a car.

wait, do you have a sense of humor?

[BigWorm]

wait, do you have a sense of humor?

Not when it comes to misuse of the English language.

If you fucking saying begs the question when you mean raises the question, I will fuck your life up.

[Ignot]

Not when it comes to misuse of the English language.

If you fucking saying begs the question when you mean raises the question, I will fuck your life up.

wow. Oooookay. Moving on....

[Celephais]

Good thing HN is gone. You'd all get points for talking about this and get harassment via aim.
The thing that gets me is that Wezas used to not show up in the Members List ... he does now.

[BigWorm]

wow. Oooookay. Moving on....

I'm just clownin', yo

[Sean]

Uh, no. Think about trunk on a tree... this is the base where the branches come out of. Your trunk is your entire midsection; from chest to abdomen, front and back. Your torso, basically.

I also like to refer to womens legs are roots, their arms as branches, their hair as foliage, etc.

[grenthor]

As far as proper english goes trunk only means torso. Trunk does not mean ass.

The reason junk in the trunk has the word trunk meaning ass is due to the use of trunk as in the rear end or back end of a car. So using it in slang could mean either ass or even front package in some slang terms.

Once you get out of slang and want to use it correctly though it only means torso (as relating to the human body at least).

http://medical.merriam-webster.com/medical/trunk

[BigWorm]

As far as proper english goes trunk only means torso. Trunk does not mean ass.

The reason junk in the trunk has the word trunk meaning ass is due to the use of trunk as in the rear end or back end of a car. So using it in slang could mean either ass or even front package in some slang terms.

Once you get out of slang and want to use it correctly though it only means torso (as relating to the human body at least).

http://medical.merriam-webster.com/medical/trunk

Is there an echo in here?

[Sean of the Thread]

Rofl are you guys kidding?

[Ignot]

How can her ass be larger than her trunk?

Looking at the picture again, it does look like she is turning her ass towards the camera so maybe we don't really see her whole torso. Maybe Shaft can post more pics of this chick so we can determine this.

[Gelston]

Things closer will always appear larger then things further away.

[Celephais]

Wezas http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/dragon/statusicon/user_offline.gif
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Last Activity: 12-16-2008 10:07 PM
Last Activity: 06-12-2009 03:57 PM

He's totally stalking around the PC ... Come'on Wezas, say hi! (Yeah 3 months ago, but he's likely got another account)

(this is a boring morning).

[Parkbandit]

It might be his wife that is logging in just to make sure he hasn't posted.

Just saying.

Dear Wezas, ask her if you can borrow your balls and come play WoW again.

[Parkbandit]

You know it's not a chance in hell it's him. Most likely his wife checking up on his old account.

Bah. :(

[4a6c1]

You know it's not a chance in hell it's him. Most likely his wife checking up on his old account.

In that case...

I miss Wezas. He had the biggest cock on the PC. And remember that one meetup where we all had that orgie and Arkans brought his pink panther dildo and SpunGirl brought her whip. Wow...that was hot.

Come back Wezas!!

[DCSL]

In that case...

I miss Wezas. He had the biggest cock on the PC. And remember that one meetup where we all had that orgie and Arkans brought his pink panther dildo and SpunGirl brought her whip. Wow...that was hot.

Come back Wezas!!


OMG, don't you miss Arkans slapping your shiny pussy?! It was definitely a good warm-up for Wezas.

[RichardCranium]

OMG, don't you miss Arkans slapping your shiny pussy?! It was definitely a good warm-up for Wezas.

I just went from six to midnight.

[Skeeter]

I wonder if he gets his balls back in the divorce settlement.

[Cephalopod]

OMG, don't you miss Arkans slapping your shiny pussy?! It was definitely a good warm-up for Wezas.

Shiney. It's important.

[Sean of the Thread]

He's got a Facebook or Myspace account too I think however I never bothered to attempt and add him as a friend. I'm sure those accounts are tapped as well.

[Asha]

In all seriousness it's pretty ridiculous how drastically he got pwned by his wife. It's not the same boards now anyway, nothing to miss.

[Skeeter]

The worst part is I found this picture of his wife.

http://www.maniacworld.com/star_wars_jokes/Jabba_the_Hut.jpg

[Hulkein]

He got pwnd so bad. What a dumbass.

[4a6c1]

In Alaska you can get a dissolution of marriage on the grounds of your spouse being a peanutbutter cuntwaffle.

He should take a vacation there.

[Methais]

In all seriousness it's pretty ridiculous how drastically he got pwned by his wife. It's not the same boards now anyway, nothing to miss.

I'm too lazy to search the thread, but what happened exactly? I remember hearing about it but I don't remember what it was I heard.

[CrystalTears]

1) He was caught flirting online by his wife.
2) Wife started monitoring his internet activity and emails.
3) Wife logged into his PC login to read his posts.
4) Wife may have found out about his escapade with Beth.
5) Wife continues to be a nosy bitch (yes I called you a bitch, you are one, deal with it)
6) Wezas stopped communicating to all of his to save the marriage to his untrusting dirtbag of a wife.

All that said, if you don't trust your spouse anymore and don't know how to fix it, get out. There is no relationship if there is no trust and you can't let your spouse live their life.

[Methais]

1) He was caught flirting online by his wife.
2) Wife started monitoring his internet activity and emails.
3) Wife logged into his PC login to read his posts.
4) Wife may have found out about his escapade with Beth.
5) Wife continues to be a nosy bitch (yes I called you a bitch, you are one, deal with it)
6) Wezas stopped communicating to all of his to save the marriage to his untrusting dirtbag of a wife.

All that said, if you don't trust your spouse anymore and don't know how to fix it, get out. There is no relationship if there is no trust and you can't let your spouse live their life.

If he was banging Beth, wouldn't it make sense for his wife to be a nosy untrusting internet monitor?

I agree with the rest though....if you don't trust them, then gtfo. If your wife doesn't trust you, gtfo or tell her to gtfo, but don't laminate your balls for her to hang on her wall and show to her friends on Chippendale's night.

Off topic: I watched the beginning of The Hangover the other day, and that doctor guy with the cunt wife reminds me exactly of someone I know, who is equally spineless/ballless as the doctor guy and apparently Wezas.

[CrystalTears]

If he was banging Beth, wouldn't it make sense for his wife to be a nosy untrusting internet monitor?
She polished his knob once years ago. He should have just told her and dealt with it then. He hid it from her. So yes, with that aspect I can understand her being upset. Upset for being lied to, not for the act.

I'm just bitter because I really, really, really miss talking to Wezas. We used to talk almost everyday and I considered him a close friend, then he vanished because he wasn't allowed to talk to any woman online. It makes me sad. :(

[Androidpk]

Who is Beth?

[Fallen]

Posted here as Betheny, I believe.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/member.php?u=175

[Tisket]

Betheny aka Maimara

[4a6c1]

I miss Beth too.

She needs to come back and talk zombie flicks again.

[diethx]

She polished his knob once years ago. He should have just told her and dealt with it then. He hid it from her. So yes, with that aspect I can understand her being upset. Upset for being lied to, not for the act.

Once years ago before he and his wife were together? Or after and he cheated on her? Cuz if it's the latter, then of course she has reason to be upset for the act. If it was before they were together then yeah get the fuck over it.

[CrystalTears]

Once years ago before he and his wife were together? Or after and he cheated on her? Cuz if it's the latter, then of course she has reason to be upset for the act. If it was before they were together then yeah get the fuck over it.
While together, which is why I understand being upset. Thing of it is, you either forgive and move on or you don't. If you don't, then just let go. But if you're going to hang on just to torture the poor soul, what's the point? It's not like he ever neglected his wife, at least that's not how I perceived it.

[Skeeter]

this thread would be epic if she got on here and started arguing with you.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm keeping my mouth shut on this one.

[Hulkein]

Why would anyone take a blowjob from that beast Beth if they were married? Your wife is either seriously disgusting or you have mental problems.

[CrystalTears]

this thread would be epic if she got on here and started arguing with you.
It does look like I'm trying to coax her into fighting with me, doesn't it? I sure hope she's that stupid. I've been itching for some PC drama. :D

[CrystalTears]

Why would anyone take a blowjob from that beast Beth if they were married? Your wife is either seriously disgusting or you have mental problems.
Or not getting any at home? I dunno. Why else would someone solicit a hooker for sex?

[Kuyuk]

<<I've been itching for some PC drama. >>

Lets have some kinky sex on a prep kitchen table, and make all the other boys and girls jealous?


K.

[Androidpk]

<<I've been itching for some PC drama. >>

Lets have some kinky sex on a prep kitchen table, and make all the other boys and girls jealous?


K.

Dante?

[Kuyuk]

yup.

[Ashlander]

I thought Beth was the one who went down on Backrash?

[Tolwynn]

Sometimes the flower flits from bee to bee to bee.

[Ravenstorm]

Sometimes the flower flits from bee to bee to bee.

Was that a deliberate King and I reference or purely accidental? :)

[StrayRogue]

I thought Beth was the one who went down on Backrash?

She went through a number of posters here. Peam was another I think.

Beyond being a simple whore she was also a total trainwreck. I imagine she is probably dead now.

RE: Wezas. Good people. Him and Izalude (another good guy gone AWOL) boosted the hell out of me when I played on US WoW servers.

[Tisket]

She needs to come back and talk zombie flicks again.

I don't remember her as being a zombie fan. This makes me want her back more.

[Drew2]

I thought Beth was the one who went down on Backrash?

No, she lived with him. And fucked him.

Us gays have a great drama-memory.

She also lived with/fucked SHM.

[Hulkein]

Wait, they all lived together? I need more details then that on my boring Saturday.

[diethx]

While together, which is why I understand being upset. Thing of it is, you either forgive and move on or you don't. If you don't, then just let go. But if you're going to hang on just to torture the poor soul, what's the point? It's not like he ever neglected his wife, at least that's not how I perceived it.

I agree, but I can't say if J ever cheated on me I wouldn't want to torture him for it, hehe. But in reality i'd probably just leave him.

[Celephais]

I agree, but I can't say if J ever cheated on me I wouldn't want to torture him for it, hehe. But in reality i'd probably just leave him.
What if he brought you bacon, as way of appology?

[Cephalopod]

Izalude (another good guy gone AWOL)

I think he had some health problems, but I could be mis-remembering... hope he's okay now.

[diethx]

What if he brought you bacon, as way of appology?

I'd eat the bacon.

[Sean of the Thread]

You guys should honor these men for their bravery. The last picture I saw of beth her teeth looked like a chainsaw ffs.

[Gelston]

I think he had some health problems, but I could be mis-remembering... hope he's okay now.

He's fine, I talked to him a couple days ago.