God hates people with dumb jobs

[Stretch]

An American anti-kidnapping consultant was kidnapped in Mexico, according to the Houston-based security firm he works for.

I-rony. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/12/15/mexico.kidnapping/index.html)

[TheEschaton]

Fucking awesome.

[Jahira]

That is almost as awesome as when Panera Bread runs out of Bread Bowls

[Ignot]

We went to a Chicken Kitchen one time and they said the ran out of chicken. I thought it was funny that they stayed open.

[Furrowfoot]

We went to a Chicken Kitchen one time and they said the ran out of chicken. I thought it was funny that they stayed open.

I got "we're out of dough" from Pizza Hut one time. :wtf:

[Skeeter]

Taco Bell ran out of meat while I was there.

Bean Burritos for everyone!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My first job ever was as a barista, and one time we ran out of coffee.

I was mortified to have to tell customers, "Oh no sorry we're all out of coffee."

[Furrowfoot]

Taco Bell ran out of meat before the first one ever opened.

Quasi-meat for everyone!

Fixed.

[diethx]

Haha, my J and his dad went to Arby's for lunch one day and they were out of roast beef.

[B2]

When I worked at Subway, one day I forgot to make bread. So 10:00 rolls around and I open the doors, and I get a line of about 7 people. And I go to reach for the bread...

And I had to ask if anyone wanted a salad.

[The Ponzzz]

Heh! When I managed a Dunkin' Donut years ago, we had our donuts delivered from another store, as we didn't make them in ours (it was small). The donuts and muffins never arrived and then we discovered we had only french vanilla coffee and only enough for 4 pots of coffee.

I panicked and called the store owner who explained to open the doors regardless. So we ended up only having bagels, tea/chai and french vanilla coffee that expired before anyone wanted it. it wasn't until after 11 that our donuts and coffee boxes arrived, and we had opened at 5:30am. Good times.

[Sean of the Thread]

I got "we're out of dough" from Pizza Hut one time. :wtf:


I got a "you can't pass out drunk on the bench in the lobby" from Pizza Hut before.


WTF?

[Sweets]

Working as a teller for Scotia Bank, we ran out of money. We can only have so much in the vault on any given day and someone came in asking us to cash a 10,000 dollar check. No deposit, just cash please. After alot of posturing and discussion, we had to do it. That completed depleted our cash. Talk about your fun days.

[Fallen]

I've been repeatedly told by burger king that they couldn't serve me a whopper. Grill was broke or something.

Home of the kiss my ass, felt like.