Been searching for my little dog since thursday.

[Sean of the Thread]

And someone put up found signs with his description.

Searching the streets tonight I stumbled upon said sign and call the number. Across the street is million dollar homes and this douche bag answers says his name is Dr. something or other and he won't give me his address. I identified the dog by his collar and he was a prick.

Said he gave it to one of his nurses and he'll try to get it back. I was polite but if it doesn't return tomorrow I'm turning motherfucker on this guy. I tracked the dog down by going door to door but I don't have a direct address but I'm sure I can obtain it.

The dog is 13 years old and just crossed the street. I even put my daughter on the phone since she was balling. This guy is asking for a hurting at this point.

[DCSL]

What a fucking dick.

[Miscast]

Try putting the number in here and see if an address comes up:

http://people.yahoo.com/

[Methais]

Definitely grounds for a severe beating and/or torching of residence.

[Sean of the Thread]

checked the number no results but it's enough to go on.

Why the fuck would you put up found signs with your cell number and then be a cock about giving back the dog.

For his sake I hope tomorrow goes well.

[Sean of the Thread]

On a side note I just opened my photobucket to see if I had picture and Jenisi's ass was there in the first page. She really is fugly.

[Back]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_MlFxNzP8&feature=related

It sucks to lose a beloved pet.

[Sean of the Thread]

This rich prick doesn't realize I've got nothing to lose at this point except for my kids and he's fucking with the kid's dog.

[Miscast]

Maybe more important than finding out his home address is finding out where he works, where the nurse is! Do you not have his name? If he's a doctor he's gotta be in the Yellow Pages.

[Keller]

You'll have a roof and three squares a day in prison.

Go for it.

[Sean of the Thread]

Better than no food and no roof.


To answer Meth's question it was something jew stein.

[Methais]

I didn't ask any question, but he sounds like a jew stein anyway.

Find out where he works and go tell all his patients about how he stole your dog.

[diethx]

Your dog had a collar on, but your phone number wasn't on the collar? Uh...

[Ignot]

God damn Sean not everyone is out to get you.

He could have just let the dog wander the streets and get hit by a car but instead he picked it up and gave it to someone to take care of. Maybe the guy hates dogs or is allergic or something and couldn't keep it at his house. Then he even went through the trouble of putting up signs so you can contact him and he said he will get it back from the nurse.

And can you blame the guy for not wanting to give out his address to a total stranger? I'm sorry but I find it hard to believe that this guy was just an ass from the start after taking the dog in and putting up signs.

You should be thanking this guy instead of creating a thread about how much of a cock you seem to think he is. It's to bad we don't know the Dr.'s side of the story b/c I bet it would be completely different.

[Sean of the Thread]

God damn Sean not everyone is out to get you.

He could have just let the dog wander the streets and get hit by a car but instead he picked it up and gave it to someone to take care of. Maybe the guy hates dogs or is allergic or something and couldn't keep it at his house. Then he even went through the trouble of putting up signs so you can contact him and he said he will get it back from the nurse.

And can you blame the guy for not wanting to give out his address to a total stranger? I'm sorry but I find it hard to believe that this guy was just an ass from the start after taking the dog in and putting up signs.

You should be thanking this guy instead of creating a thread about how much of a cock you seem to think he is. It's to bad we don't know the Dr.'s side of the story b/c I bet it would be completely different.


He really was an ass. Not like a "it's been 5 days we gave your dog away ass" he was just "I'm a rich jew stein doctor asshole".

Anyways he called back late last night after he sobered up or stopped getting head at his dinner party and told me I could have the dog back if I told him the age. rofl seriously the age? Anyways we've got arrangements tomorrow.

[iJin]

..Uh..huh.

[Tisket]

File a police report. Dogs are property.

[TheEschaton]

How can he know the age of the dog himself?

[Sean of the Thread]

How can he know the age of the dog himself?


He took it to the vet.

[Killer Kitten]

He took the dog in off the street, paid for veterinary care, had signs made and posted... Then found a safe place for the animal to stay. He is also screening callers to make sure it is actually their pet, not giving it out to the first person who calls trying for free pit bull bait.

Yeah, the guy sounds like a real cheap lowlife.

[TheEschaton]

Huge douchebag indeed.

[AnticorRifling]

This rich prick doesn't realize I've got nothing to lose at this point except for my kids...

You have everything to lose, you said so right there. The rest is just stuff.

[Clove]

Boy my family are a bunch of dicks because we take in pets all the time, pay for their vet bills and look for their owners too.

[thefarmer]

Boy my family are a bunch of dicks because we take in pets all the time, pay for their vet bills and look for their owners too.

You stupid rich jew bastard. I bet if some random guy called, demanded his dog back and sounded drunk/drugged out/crazy/ and yelling at the top of his lungs you'd put him though hoops too!

[Sean of the Thread]

He took the dog in off the street, paid for veterinary care, had signs made and posted... Then found a safe place for the animal to stay. He is also screening callers to make sure it is actually their pet, not giving it out to the first person who calls trying for free pit bull bait.

Yeah, the guy sounds like a real cheap lowlife.


He doesn't have to be an rich arrogant jewstein in the process.

Some of you fucks are retarded.

Pit bulls .. seriously? He's coming home to a pit bull.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Pit bulls .. seriously? He's coming home to a pit bull.

People who fight pitbulls have been known to steal little dogs to use to train their pitbulls to attack and kill.

The little dogs die via awful mauling.

So I think the point is that at least he's trying to make sure that whoever calls about the dog isn't one of those said people.

[Anebriated]

In a lesson we all learned awhile ago the true solution is to run over the guys cat. If he doesnt have a cat, buy one, let it roam around the guys house so he takes it in, then run over it. The effect should be the same.

[Drisco]

I hate when people are douchebags on the phone. I say you fight him when you get your dog back. That fuckin jew.

[Tea & Strumpets]

He doesn't have to be an rich arrogant jewstein in the process.

Some of you fucks are retarded.

Pit bulls .. seriously? He's coming home to a pit bull.

I doubt him being Jewish has anything to do with it (it would be different if he was Mexican). I can understand being protective of your dog, though.

[Sean of the Thread]

People who fight pitbulls have been known to steal little dogs to use to train their pitbulls to attack and kill.

The little dogs die via awful mauling.

So I think the point is that at least he's trying to make sure that whoever calls about the dog isn't one of those said people.

He grew up fighting with these sweethearts.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/mydogs.jpg


Anyway the guy just called again from his office and he's still pouring on the douche. "You can call me Dr." rofl.

Anyways despite the dog being at his work and him living across the street he wants me at his doctor office before closing to pick it up all the way across town.

Sadly his name isn't jewstein after all as he was calling from a friends phone at a parteee last night because his didn't have reception.

It's "Dr. Nielsen" Don't forget the Dr. as he will correct you.

[Stanley Burrell]

I dunno, if someone who was king of the planet made every effort they could to nurse my poodle back to health, feed it Iam's caviar, give it a really gay poodle shaving and then have the audacity to wave around my dog a telephone call away from my face, I'd dismember any motherfucker who poodle-shaved my dog.

Also, wtf. Why can't I be a successful jewstein doctor? GENETICS GO.

[g++]

He grew up fighting with these sweethearts.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/mydogs.jpg


Anyway the guy just called again from his office and he's still pouring on the douche. "You can call me Dr." rofl.

Anyways despite the dog being at his work and him living across the street he wants me at his doctor office before closing to pick it up all the way across town.

Sadly his name isn't jewstein after all he was calling from a friends phone at a parteee. It's "Dr. Nielsen" Don't forget the Dr. as he will correct you.

I bet hes a psychiatrist. If you do decide to punch him make sure you mention your doing it because you have guessed his religion based on his name to the police. They will likely be more lenient if they know why you were provoked.

[Clove]

Yeah you'd be SOL in my neighborhood if you let your dog loose and were so anti-social your neighbors across the street didn't know whom it belonged to. I'd make you come to where I was too.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah you'd be SOL in my neighborhood if you let your dog loose and were so anti-social your neighbors across the street didn't know whom it belonged to. I'd make you come to where I was too.

Actually the neighbors directly across the street told me to look further back in the hood (the super rich mansion part) and that is when I ran into mr nielsen. I'm sorry DR. nielsen.

[Keller]

Boy my family are a bunch of dicks because we take in pets all the time, pay for their vet bills and look for their owners too.

I usually do all of that, but then I immediately give it to the first person who calls beligerantly claiming it is his.

I guess that's the distinction between jewstein dick and jewstein non-dick.

[Stanley Burrell]

Do you know why he's not giving you back your dog?

No offense or anything, but I didn't really have too much concern when your cat died, because cats are homo. If someone fucks with my dog, no one is innocent in my eyes. The fuck? Why doesn't he just give. The. Dog. Back? That's what I'm not understanding.

The only thing on the fucking planet that wouldn't let me give a dog back to its owner immediately would be serious signs of abuse. And he put fucking posters up. What the shit is this?

[Clove]

Actually the neighbors directly across the street told me to look further back in the hood (the super rich mansion part) and that is when I ran into mr nielsen. I'm sorry DR. nielsen.Apparently you catch more flies being a dick in Tampa.

[Ignot]

Actually the neighbors directly across the street told me to look further back in the hood (the super rich mansion part) and that is when I ran into mr nielsen. I'm sorry DR. nielsen.

Yeah, I'm sure the conversation went something like this right?

Sean: Hello kind sir, my name is Sean and I believe you have in your possession my dog which I love very much. I so thank you for taking care of the animal as it was a very generous thing for you to do despite your busy life. Might I come by and pick it up?

Nielsen: That's fucking Doctor to you, boy! Do you know who I is? I'm fucking Dr. Nielsen that's who! I run this shit! You want your fucking dog huh? Well fuck you! I'll give it to you on my own terms, bitch!




LoL, sorry. I'll go for some of your stories Sean but I'm not buying this one.

[Stanley Burrell]

I bet he has a fucking monocle and a tophat and a sinuously curly popcorn vendor mustache.

Goddamn monocle-tophat-stein.

If I had someone's stolen dog, I wouldn't care if I was threatened. If someone used a small nuclear weapon against me because I had their dog, I'd call the police and stay on the phone for 5 minutes so that I could give Sean some certainty.

I certainly wouldn't mess with a motherfucker by putting up goddamn signs everywhere and then sitting on my hands while my thumbs inserted themselves into the nearest orifice.

When you get your dog back, which you damn well better, make sure to leave some tokens of appreciation in the form of pit bull terrier feces on a mansion's lawn. See if he puts up signs for that.

Sorry, I still can't get it through my head what the fuck would transpire where someone would make that much of an effort to wave a lost possession around infront of you and then do a 360. That's strange and odd and weird and queer and I'm sure there's more to the story, but still.

[Jahira]

Hahaha. Ignot, you paint a conversation that is unlikely.

The only problem is, some doctors can be like that.

One doctor that I worked with with was rude to just about everyone just becuase he thought he was smarter than them. Didn't matter what you did or said, he was right and going to be an ass while making sure you knew he was right.

[NocturnalRob]

One doctor that I worked with with was rude to just about everyone just becuase he thought he was smarter than they. Didn't matter what you did or said, he was right and going to be an ass while making sure you knew he was right.

GET IT RIGHT, STUPID!!

[Keller]

Hahaha. You paint a conversation that is unlikely.

The only problem is, some doctors can be like that.

One doctor that I worked with with was rude to just about everyone just becuase he thought he was smarter than them. Didn't matter what you did or said, he was right and going to be an ass while making sure you knew he was right.

For the record, all smart people feel that way. Some of us are just more modest than others.

[NocturnalRob]

For the record, all smart people feel that way. Some of us are just more modest than others.

http://www.uncov.com/assets/2007/6/29/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg

[Clove]

For the record, all smart people feel that way. Some of us are just more modest than others.And we'll decide whether you have enough brains to care for an animal or not, bitches.

[Stanley Burrell]

"For the record, all smart people feel that way. Some of us are just more modest than others."

Usually want to include those when quoting smart people.

[Ignot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4&feature=related

[Methais]

Nielsen: That's fucking Doctor to you, boy! Do you know who I is? I'm fucking Dr. Nielsen that's who! I run this shit! You want your fucking dog huh? Well fuck you! I'll give it to you on my own terms, bitch!

What makes you think Dr. Nielsen is black?

Also when you get your dog back, as you're leaving be sure to say, "Thanks again Mr. Nielsen!"

And then get a name tag with your phone number for your dog's collar when you get home.

Which reminds me...are those chips you can have implanted in your dog worth a shit?

[Sean of the Thread]

haha this thread became so win.

Anyways I just got back from his office. I swear he's the monopoly guy but turns out he's not really douchey just a little smug. The reason they were not going to give the dog back is because the 22 year old nurse (hot) wanted to keep him if at all possible.

She was in tears but oh well.

Oddly he has an aquarium in the lobby with about 15 sparrows in it flying around smashing into the glass.

That nurse was hot tho.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

haha this thread became so win.

Anyways I just got back from his office. I swear he's the monopoly guy but turns out he's not really douchey just a little smug. The reason they were not going to give the dog back is because the 22 year old nurse (hot) wanted to keep him if at all possible.

She was in tears but oh well.

Oddly he has an aquarium in the lobby with about 15 sparrows in it flying around smashing into the glass.

That nurse was hot tho.

An aquarium?

[Sean of the Thread]

An aquarium?


Without the water obviously.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Without the water obviously.

Oh okay I was confused, I had this mental image of your dog swimming around

[NocturnalRob]

so a glass enclosure

[Amber]

What I'm thinking is that the guy, who went out of his way to help your dog, wanted to make sure the dog is truly yours. When you turned out to be somewhat less than grateful, he decided he only wants to deal with you in a public environment. You should be happy the guy went out of his way to take the dog in, put up fliers, take the dog to the vet, and take the time to make sure the dog is really yours.

You should also put tags on your dog. They're cheap and your dog has short hair that isn't going to get tangled in them, so there's not really any excuse I can think of not to have them.

Be proactive.

[Sean of the Thread]

so a glass enclosure


That would be another name for an aquarium.

It's this... without the water.

http://pet.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPETS-3760576t400.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

What I'm thinking is that the guy, who went out of his way to help your dog, wanted to make sure the dog is truly yours. When you turned out to be somewhat less than grateful, he decided he only wants to deal with you in a public environment. You should be happy the guy went out of his way to take the dog in, put up fliers, take the dog to the vet, and take the time to make sure the dog is really yours.

You should also put tags on your dog. They're cheap and your dog has short hair that isn't going to get tangled in them, so there's not really any excuse I can think of not to have them.

Be proactive.


What you're thinking is quite irrelevant considering.

I've got the tag and that's my bad for not keeping it on. He has habit of licking shit constantly that made his tag jingle to the point of wrist slitting. (and that's not an excuse we fucked up. The other pets all have chips)

Anyways you dipshits don't get the fact since you didn't talk to mr monopoly man. He was most certainly cooler in person but sincerely a smug asshole on the phone.

I was nothing but polite and thankful on the phone with him. It's all sorted now. Good guy and the girls already made him a thank you card to send to his office.

[BigWorm]

so a glass enclosure

goddamn this was so :rofl: and I'm not even sure why

[BigWorm]

So I decided to be an internet creepster and was looking this Dr. Nielsen up, and if it is the one with the office at 2942 W Columbus Dr # 101, he's actually a chiropractor, which pretty much explains everything from the reminding you to call him to Doctor to the glass enclosure.

[Sean of the Thread]

So I decided to be an internet creepster and was looking this Dr. Nielsen up, and if it is the one with the office at 2942 W Columbus Dr # 101, he's actually a chiropractor, which pretty much explains everything from the reminding you to call him to Doctor to the glass enclosure.


Wrong Dr. and an aquarium is an aquarium isn't it?

[BigWorm]

Wrong Dr. and an aquarium is an aquarium isn't it?

Glass enclosures are what reptile and insect nerds like Stanley and Rob call their aquariums, so yeah.

You must give me this guy's number and any more info on the dog you'd be willing to post because I'm dying to call this guy and be like,

WTF!!!!! I heard you found my dog who is 12 years old and she needs her medication!!! What do you mean you don't have it any more?!?!?!?!?!? Haven't you heard that some people trick others into giving them small dogs to feed to their pitbulls?!?!?!?!?!!!

[Sean of the Thread]

You really are a dipshit.

I use to think you're were just pretending to be an asshole.

[Renian]

The reason they were not going to give the dog back is because the 22 year old nurse (hot) wanted to keep him if at all possible.


She can still have the dog. She just has to share it with you.

/obvious hint

[Tea & Strumpets]

The first time I ever "snapped" in a violent way was when I was around 13. I was playing soccer at a friend's house, and for whatever reason, I ended up getting in a fight with his older brother. They lived in my neighborhood, so I had brought my beagle puppy with me. While we were tussling on the ground, my dog started running around us barking because she didn't know what the heck was going on.

I managed to pin both his arms and out of frustration he tried to kick my dog. That's when I lost control and held his arms down with my knees and started punching him in the face as hard as I could (which is pretty out of character for me, negative golden kobold award). I really don't have it in me to beat the shit out of someone unless there is an extraordinary reason, but I didn't think twice when I saw him try to kick my dog.

It's weird how a lot of people are more protective of those they care about, while at the same time not having that same consideration for themselves.

[grenthor]

Wrong Dr. and an aquarium is an aquarium isn't it?

Actually, it's called an Aviary. You know, just to be correct and all. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviary

http://www.westalliszoo.net/birds/aviary.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equal crazy delicious!

[Sean of the Thread]

Actually, it's called an Aviary. You know, just to be correct and all. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviary

http://www.westalliszoo.net/birds/aviary.jpg


No it was a 75 gallon aquarium used as a shit aviary.

[Sean of the Thread]

It's weird how a lot of people are more protective of those they care about, while at the same time not having that same consideration for themselves.


This part really hit home. So true in my case yet I really have no clue or inclination to snap out of that mode.

[Back]

You need to write some memoirs. Your life is an entertaining read.

[Kuyuk]

<Your life is an entertaining read.>

Only in snippets.

If there was a book, people would stop reading after the third chapter because nothing good happened to outweigh the bad.. there has to be ups and downs.. Seems like since birth, it's been a downhill slide for him.

K.

[Skeeter]

Actually, it's called an Aviary. You know, just to be correct and all. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviary

http://www.westalliszoo.net/birds/aviary.jpg

That's Dr. Aviary to you plz.

[Back]

<Your life is an entertaining read.>

Only in snippets.

If there was a book, people would stop reading after the third chapter because nothing good happened to outweigh the bad.. there has to be ups and downs.. Seems like since birth, it's been a downhill slide for him.

K.

I should qualify that “entertaining” comment. I think Sean has a penchant for drama and a unique style of writing that is compelling. Think of Mark Twain mixed with Jerry Springer and a little Jack Kerouac...

With this chapter in his life he had the ability to convey a “man against the machine” David and Goliath type story which had many people arguing all sides. Yet, at the end of the day, it is a feel-good warm family story of a hero father and greatful daughters.

An Aesop he will never be, and I think he is better than Jerry Springer guests...

To quote Thompson... “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.”

[Sean of the Thread]

I should qualify that “entertaining” comment. I think Sean has a penchant for drama and a unique style of writing that is compelling. Think of Mark Twain mixed with Jerry Springer and a little Jack Kerouac...

With this chapter in his life he had the ability to convey a “man against the machine” David and Goliath type story which had many people arguing all sides. Yet, at the end of the day, it is a feel-good warm family story of a hero father and greatful daughters.

An Aesop he will never be, and I think he is better than Jerry Springer guests...

To quote Thompson... “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.”

I never thought I'd say this but.. you're spot on.

Glad someone acknowledges it even if it is you.

sigh.. positive rep for Back.

[Ignot]

I should qualify that “entertaining” comment. I think Sean has a penchant for drama and a unique style of writing that is compelling. Think of Mark Twain mixed with Jerry Springer and a little Jack Kerouac...

With this chapter in his life he had the ability to convey a “man against the machine” David and Goliath type story which had many people arguing all sides. Yet, at the end of the day, it is a feel-good warm family story of a hero father and greatful daughters.

An Aesop he will never be, and I think he is better than Jerry Springer guests...

To quote Thompson... “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.”

Wow, talk about over-analyzing.

[thefarmer]

There is no feel-good warm family story.. and especially not a hero father in Sean's posts.

Do less drugs, Backlash.

[Back]

There is no feel-good warm family story.. and especially not a hero father in Sean's posts.

Do less drugs, Backlash.

Walk a mile in another man’s shoes.

[Sean of the Thread]

No shit.

[thefarmer]

Walk a mile in another man’s shoes.


No shit.

Why would I do that?

I like taking responsibility for my family, and not crying about losing my daughters, then doing shitall about it, doing god knows what to my wife to make her leave, and whining about every little thing that happens without admitting the cause is my own fucked up actions.

I like being a responsible adult and not finding myself drunk/fighting/passed out/arressted/etc like some bum off the street. Repeatedly.

None of these things that he says he does makes him a hero any way you look at it.

So no thanks, I'll pass on walking a mile in Sean's life as portrayed in his posts.

[Sean of the Thread]

You're a pussy.

*I'm not superman but I do have some medals and ribbons that say I am. Not counting saving the dumb bitch that crashed in front of my house from her burning car. Yeah I know.. I'm selfish.

[thefarmer]

You're a pussy.


If by pussy you mean mature adult capable of accepting responsibility for my actions, then I guess I am.

Oh, and I guess this is rep from you.

Been searching for my... 12-16-2008 09:13 PM dipshit



*I'm not superman but I do have some medals and ribbons that say I am. Not counting saving the dumb bitch that crashed in front of my house from her burning car. Yeah I know.. I'm selfish.

Congratulations on saving some dumb bitch and getting some medals that I'm sure you deserved then. Pity your present day life doesn't reflect your past "heroics".

[Drisco]

I don't think it's called and aquarium. If there is no water in it.. Aqua rium. Aqua as in water. Hence I've come up with a formula.

Aqua + rium - Aqua = Rium.

The structure you are refering to is a Rium.

[Drisco]

Oh, and if I went through medical school I'd want people to call me Dr. too. I actually wouldn't want to be called Dr, but if I did and went through all that work that has a title i'd want to be called it. But I don't and I didn't so I don't want or wouldn't want to be called that.

[Sean of the Thread]

Drisco is win.


thefarmer is dipshit.

[Ignot]

None of these things that he says he does makes him a hero any way you look at it.


:yeahthat: I always felt Sean exaggerates his stories, if they even happened at all. It's kind of getting annoying and the fact that he posts his life on these boards just cries attention.

[Sean of the Thread]

Congratulations on saving some dumb bitch and getting some medals that I'm sure you deserved then. Pity your present day life doesn't reflect your past "heroics".


Present day life is pretty shitty. Shit happens. I'm still a sum of experience. I take responsibility for it.


Where is your bronze star? Oh wait you're a pussy and don't have one.


I'm not trying to fool anyone I've fucked up in the last yeasr and need to get shit straight. Why people like you need to get off on it is beyond me. I just chalk it up that you're a dipshit.

[Sean of the Thread]

:yeahthat: I always felt Sean exaggerates his stories, if they even happened at all. It's kind of getting annoying and the fact that he posts his life on these boards just cries attention.


You're a dipshit as well if you think I make up this trainwreck. C'mon man.


*the boards are an out as there isn't really many fucking people to share my drama with. Someday it will be your turn.

[Apathy]

:yeahthat: I always felt Sean exaggerates his stories, if they even happened at all. It's kind of getting annoying and the fact that he posts his life on these boards just cries attention.

All good stories are exaggerated, haven't you figured that out yet? Real life is boring as fuck, unless you are one of those people incapable of making good decisions.

Those people have awesome stories.

[Hulkein]

:yeahthat: I always felt Sean exaggerates his stories, if they even happened at all. It's kind of getting annoying and the fact that he posts his life on these boards just cries attention.

If you are annoyed by it then don't click his threads. It isn't like he goes into other people's threads and hijacks them into a pity story.

I say keep posting them Sean, I prefer to read your threads over 95% of what is posted here.

[Ignot]

You're a dipsshit as well if you think I make up this trainwreck. C'mon man.

Well don't sit here and tell me you don't embellish the stories a bit. Like this dog story, there is just no way I believe it went down like this. It doesn't even make sense.

I don't have hate for you Sean but I was simply pointing out the fact that you post your life's displeasures all the time as if you are the victim. Thefarmer simply pointed out that if you would take responsibility for your actions then maybe you could progress instead of sinking more into this hole you have dug.

Calling everyone a dipshit doesn't really do anything. Just take a day off.

[thefarmer]

Where is your bronze star? Oh wait you're a pussy and don't have one.

I'm not trying to fool anyone I've fucked up in the last yeasr and need to get shit straight. Why people like you need to get off on it is beyond me. I just chalk it up that you're a dipshit.

Where's your family again?

Oh.. right.. you're a pussy and skipping town while your wife leaves you and takes the kids away from you.

Calling you out on the bullshit idea that you're a hero father is nothing close to getting off on your posted miserable life.. but I guess I'll just chalk up that mistake to the numerous meds you take.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm not portraying the victim. I'm just on the asshole end of some streak of bad shit.


Dipshit.

[Sean of the Thread]

Where's your family again?

Oh.. right.. you're a pussy and skipping town while your wife leaves you and takes the kids away from you.

Calling you out on the bullshit idea that you're a hero father is nothing close to getting off on your posted miserable life.. but I guess I'll just chalk up that mistake to the numerous meds you take.


Seriously?


P.s. I haven't taken meds since June.

Dipshit.

[Ignot]

If you are annoyed by it then don't click his threads.

No way! They might be annoying but they are still full of win.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ease up a bit brother. Life's too short for this shit.

[Amber]

Present day life is pretty shitty. Shit happens. I'm still a sum of experience. I take responsibility for it.



I really don't mean to be mean, and I really don't think you're a bad guy, but no, you don't take responsibility. Everything is always someone else's fault, from your cheating ex to the dog guy. If you took responsibility, you would be proactive and look for ways to avoid all the crash landings you keep taking.

[Ignot]

This is like an intervention.....awesome

[Sean of the Thread]

I really don't mean to be mean, and I really don't think you're a bad guy, but no, you don't take responsibility. Everything is always someone else's fault, from your cheating ex to the dog guy. If you took responsibility, you would be proactive and look for ways to avoid all the crash landings you keep taking.


Wrong

[Ignot]

Wrong, Dipshit

FIXED

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh burn.

rofl.

[Drisco]

Ease up a bit brother. Life's too short for this shit.

Dipshit

Fixed.

For some odd reason, you may not have noticed, but, I did just come across, is that you have said dipshit in the last 5ish posts. I say ish because I didn't read them all I skim most of the stuff I read.

So in turn going on the knowledge I know of you after skimming through 90% of the stupid shit that is this forum. I'd say.

The world is indeed out to get you and those of you who say differently just don't know. Maybe it's karma. Have you been naughty or nice.

You see what I did there. I made a little pun? Cause it's christmas time. Get it? Huh? Yaaaa you all get it. Good one Dris! High five!

Thanks guys.

[Sean of the Thread]

The world is not out to get me. I've just fucked up a few times. It's my fault and I don't put the shit on anyone ... except pompous dr guy.

Dipshit is my favorite insult.

[Drisco]

I went through that faze. Although my word was douche, which spun out of control until I was calling everyone a douche or it's children words doucher, douchebag. I even came up with a word know as doucherotchi. I've talked it out and I'm fine now but those were rough times.

Also like I said in previous post the world is out to get you and it seem you don't even know.

[Anebriated]

Dr. Dipshit imo.

[TheEschaton]

Wow, talk about over-analyzing.

Well, you have to remember, Back was the guy who analyzed him sitting in a park drinking a 40 out of a paper bag, and being ranted at by a crazy black lady Jesus freak, as a transcendental experience of him seeing the light.

He's just one of those typical douchebag dipshits who think everything in (his) life is some significant indicator of the supposed greatness in him, which, whaddya know, has failed to manifest itself in the first half of his life. You can feel free to ignore him. No matter what you do, he'll take your ignoring him, or, consequently, your insulting him, as Thoreau said, a sign of greatness; to wit, "All great men are misunderstood."

-TheE-

[TheEschaton]

And for the unsubtle, I was trying to imitate his idiocy in that last post.

[Hulkein]

No way! They might be annoying but they are still full of win.

Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

[Methais]

<Your life is an entertaining read.>

Only in snippets.

If there was a book, people would stop reading after the third chapter because nothing good happened to outweigh the bad.. there has to be ups and downs.. Seems like since birth, it's been a downhill slide for him.

K.


I should qualify that “entertaining” comment. I think Sean has a penchant for drama and a unique style of writing that is compelling. Think of Mark Twain mixed with Jerry Springer and a little Jack Kerouac...

With this chapter in his life he had the ability to convey a “man against the machine” David and Goliath type story which had many people arguing all sides. Yet, at the end of the day, it is a feel-good warm family story of a hero father and greatful daughters.

An Aesop he will never be, and I think he is better than Jerry Springer guests...

To quote Thompson... “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.”

I always saw Sean's stories as somewhere between Tucker Maxx and Maddox.

With his writing style, Sean could definitely write a Ticker Maxx type book, fiction or non-fiction.

[Methais]

Oh, and if I went through medical school I'd want people to call me Dr. too. I actually wouldn't want to be called Dr, but if I did and went through all that work that has a title i'd want to be called it. But I don't and I didn't so I don't want or wouldn't want to be called that.

I bet you made people call you Lord irl when you hit level 20 too huh?

[Methais]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w162/screwballsquirrel/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg

Fixed.

http://pictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/lex-luthor.jpg

[Ignot]

Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

No. Go to bed now.

[Ignot]

douchebag dipshits

I see what you did there.

[Stanley Burrell]

Did u take pix of that nurse wearing nurse clothez?

[Methais]

If he didn't then he's gay.

[Tisket]

Did you get the dog back?

(Please don't make me read the last ten pages to find out!)

[Proxy]

Did you get the dog back?

(Please don't make me read the last ten pages to find out!)

:yeahthat:

If you didn't, try listing the Dr. Asshat's number under a gay sex add on craigs list in nine states. If that doesn't work, then its time to get vindictive.

[Gelston]

Yes he did.

[thefarmer]

Seriously?


P.s. I haven't taken meds since June.

Dipshit.

Repeatedly calling me a dipshit doesn't make your (family) life suck any less. Nor does it do anything to prove what I've said isn't the truth. It just makes you seem that much more blindingly pathetic. Maybe you'll realize just how much you've fucked up when you have no job, your kids and wife are gone and you're all alone, passed out (again) in some alley behind the bar.

Then again maybe you won't turn out like that. Miracles can happen.

[Hulkein]

No. Go to bed now.

I'll concede I don't know the exact definition of 'full of win' but I have always assumed that if it is 'full of win' it isn't annoying to read. Nerd.

[CrystalTears]

It was probably more of a conflicted reaction to his threads. Such as reading them is hilarious, but at the same time you wonder if any of it is true because no one's life could seriously be this fucked up. :D

[Sean of the Thread]

CT made me laugh once again. I miss the days of PC chat.. they were full of laugh and it was better than paying attention to work.

[Ignot]

It was probably more of a conflicted reaction to his threads. Such as reading them is hilarious, but at the same time you wonder if any of it is true because no one's life could seriously be this fucked up. :D

:yeahthat: maybe annoying wasn't the right word to use.