Fun in Park on Boring Day

[Jonty]

This really isn't a duel, just an encounter I just had in the park with some cocky rogue. ;) I was, um..., working in the park when she decided to point at me for sneaking in. I edited stuff that didn't matter.

Strezze points at you, ruining your hiding place.

Strezze shakes her head at you and clucks her tongue.

'stop pointing at me...
You say, "Stop pointing at me..."
close cloak
Sensing your intent, a swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of your spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.

Strezze laughs at you!

Strezze quietly says, "Stop snealin around then rookie."

Strezze pokes you in the ribs.
'oh?
You ask, "Oh?"

hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

steal str
You couldn't find anything worth taking. Maybe you should offer Strezze a donation instead.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.

Strezze quietly says, "I normally leg sneakers."

Strezze quietly says, "Consider yourself lucky."

'try it...
You say, "Try it..."

Strezze waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.

You smirk.

Strezze just opened a sleek leather sylvan-crafted cloak.

hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

steal str
You reach into Strezze's sylvan-crafted cloak and pull out a blue spinel.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

snick
You snicker.

So, I go back to work for a bit, and she decides to point again...; I warned her.

Strezze points at you, ruining your hiding place.

Strezze shakes her head at you and clucks her tongue.

Strezze quietly says, "Now."
sm
You smile.

Speaking quietly to you, Strezze says, "Stop it."

hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

sym cour
You feel more courageous.

.ambush str "r hand
stance off
ambush str r hand

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an imflass greatsword at Strezze!
AS: +424 vs DS: +217 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +17 = +262
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Blast to hand sends fingers flying in several different directions.
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 9 sec.

'you stop...

Jinkeys gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

You say, "You stop..."

Jinkeys gestures at Strezze.
The glazed look leaves Strezze.

stance def

You are now in a defensive stance.
hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Strezze sighs.

steal stre cloak
You reach into Strezze's sylvan-crafted cloak and pull out a green zircon.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Strezze quietly says, "Gonna hafta kill him now."

'uh huh
You say, "Uh huh."

Strezze just went north.

[CrystalTears]

You sure were bored. :D

The tried and true debacle of the hiders against the pointers. Not sure why you felt it was necessary to strike her since you were the one hiding and stealing from her, but okay.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Not sure why you felt it was necessary to strike her since you were the one hiding and stealing from her, but okay.

I did not steal from her untill she pointed at me.... And I felt the need to cut her fingers off because I told her to stop pointing at me and she felt like being a brat and annoying me by pointing again.... Plus she mentioned legging me....

[CrystalTears]

Maybe if you hide better so that you're not seen, you won't be pointed out. :P

[Trinitis]

I can't say much on this subject..I get pissed when people keep pointing my rogue out. I just wish I could cut their hand off. Oh well, I picked my training path. ::shrug::

-Adredrin

[Jonty]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Maybe if you hide better so that you're not seen, you won't be pointed out. :P

There's no possible way to hide any better. I have max ranks for my level. Usually, only locksmiths see me because they train a lot in perception. It's not my fault that SIMU decided to give rogues a profession bonus to hiding. I do what I can. ;)

Anyway, I didn't bother her until she bothered me.

[Drew2]

Strezze is a rogue, I think. I know she saw me hiding/stealing in the park when I was using a rogue. She's also very cocky and annoying.

I'm also pretty sure she MA's.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Tayre
Strezze is a rogue, I think. I know she saw me hiding/stealing in the park when I was using a rogue. She's also very cocky and annoying.

I'm also pretty sure she MA's.

Yes, she's a rogue, though she didn't see me stealing. At least she didn't bring any of her MA help after me, as far as I can tell at least. After she said she was going to kill me she just came in searched for me, didn't see me an left. I continued doing what I was doing without any mind to her. But, I guess she just didn't see me that time.

[Drew2]

The rogue I was using was only 25ish trains at the time I think. Someone twice his age is bound to see him eventually.

Either way, she's a dumbass.

[Parkbandit]

I actually enjoyed my interaction with Strezze... and found her a capable roleplayer.

[Parkbandit]

And Jonty... stay the hell out of Falgrin's Park dammit. You are giving the real talented thieves a bad name :P

[Edaarin]

You're just saying that because she didn't run away from you, old pervert.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Edaarin
You're just saying that because she didn't run away from you, old pervert.

It is a known fact that Falgrin is much more attractive than Edaarin.

Ask your wives.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
And Jonty... stay the hell out of Falgrin's Park dammit. You are giving the real talented thieves a bad name :P

No, I'm too impatient to go and figure out where the stuff is on The Spit Fire. I'm waiting for my tour guide. ;)

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
and found her a capable roleplayer.

Yeah, she's fine as a role player; she didn't do any dumb OOC thing. I just felt like posting my excitement in an otherwise boring day in the park. The same thing happened yesterday with a capped sorcerer. But he decided not to be annoying and stopped pointing.

[CrystalTears]

Whoa. Jonty.. my apologies. I have been a total cracksmoker today. I didn't even realize this was in Dueler's Arena, I thought it was in complaints. :lol:

I think I'm going to shut up for the rest of the day. Yep. Shutting up.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Whoa. Jonty.. my apologies. I have been a total cracksmoker today. I didn't even realize this was in Dueler's Arena, I thought it was in complaints. :lol:

I think I'm going to shut up for the rest of the day. Yep. Shutting up.

:lol: I haven't made any character complaints on the forums, and I probably never will. If I do, it'll be in a thread that someone else has already made. :)

[Parkbandit]

Here was my first interaction with her... from the old boards:

Fun in the Park

Here's a log of something that happened in the park when I was bored this morning:

A dwarf thief puppet exclaims, "Thanks for your generosity Treyvelant. My kids will feed this evening!"

You blink.

Strezze just arrived.

You exclaim, "Git ou 'ere ya damn thief!"

Strezze quietly asks, "Anyone I can send to for a disk?"

Strezze peers quizzically at you.

Strezze quietly says, "You should talk"

You blink at Strezze.

You reach into Strezze's pockets and pull out nothing.

Strezze starts chuckling at you!

You ask, "wha ya mean?"

You say, "I ainna thief."

Strezze looks thoughtfully at you.

You point at a small silver star.

Strezze scoffs.

You say, "Imma dep'ty."

Treyvelant flashes a wide grin.

You show Strezze your silver star.

Strezze quietly says, "Paid off well, I assume then"

You say, "ya shoul'n assume wha ya don know."

Treyvelant warmly asks, "Can I see the star?"

You show Treyvelant your silver star.

Strezze whispers, "78 member of the guild"

Strezze points at you.

You ask, "an dat means wha?"

You cock your head at Strezze.

Strezze quietly says, "it means you are my subbordinate, so shut up"

You hold your sides and let out a rumbling belly laugh.

Strezze folds her arms over her chest, glancing at you.

Strezze put a light elven-styled translucent buckler edged in silvery runes in her black weapons harness.

You say, "I ain got a superior."

You notice Strezze reach into your infantry backpack and remove a piece of citrine quartz!

You say, "an yer standin on my land.. don make me remove ya."

You reach into Strezze's pockets and pull out nothing.

Strezze shows you a piece of citrine quartz, which she is holding in her right hand.. You see nothing unusual.

You nod to Strezze.

Strezze winces. {she just realized it was cursed }

You say, "Le's see wha da constable says 'bou you bein a thief."

{Searching all over town until:}

[Wehnimer's, Dragonsclaw Rd.]
Wagons and carts loaded with a variety of goods pass in all directions, from the center of the busy town to the west to the wharfs and piers along the Locksmehr River to the east. You also see the town constable and a large wooden building with a sign tacked to the door.
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west

You make your accusation to the constable. After a brief moment of consideration, the constable turns to you and says, "I'll issue a warrant for Strezze's arrest immediately!"

You say, "Constable don take kin'ly ta thieves like Strezze"

{Back at the jail I see:}

[Wehnimer's, Constabulary]
The front room of the local constabulary contains the desk of the town constable, and a display case. The oaken floor is scuffed by countless feet dragged across it, obviously most reluctantly. Behind the desk is a weapon rack. A strong, ironbound door with a narrow, barred grate leads east. You also see the town constable (sitting), a yellowed sign and the Constable's desk with the Strezze box on it.
Obvious exits: out

The town constable stands back up and glances at the display case to refresh his memory on who to be watching out for.

You laugh out loud!

{Time to gloat! Off to the Courtroom!}

[Wehnimer's, Courtroom]
The courtroom is uncomfortably chilly and plainly furnished. Several benches are lined up to face a raised platform at the far end of the room. The town magistrate dispenses justice, swiftly and summarily, seated in the straightbacked chair behind a simple table on the platform. An armed guard leans against the wall, next to the door, looking casual but ready for trouble should it arise. You also see a curtained entryway and a mahogany door.
Obvious exits: out

A phalanx of town guards arrived with Strezze in their midst.

The judge studies the prisoner carefully and then motions toward the Bailiff who cries out, "Here before ye is the malefactor Strezze, accused of theft."

The judge turns to the prisoner and says, "There can be no doubt as to your guilt. For the crime specified, the court hereby fines you 500 silver pieces. Your belongings, if any, will be held for an hour. If, in that time, you are unable to claim the items, your belongings will be sold at auction. You are now free to go."

The judge then stands and says, "Court is adjourned!" He bangs a battered gavel upon the table and retires to his chambers.

You say, "Superior eh? Seems yer nothin butta common thief. An notta good one at dat."

You laugh out loud!

You see Strezze the Stalker.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Lassaran D'ahranal.
She appears to be very young and shorter than average. She has jade green eyes and tanned skin. She has long, unkempt sandy blonde hair worn in two ponytails.
She has a shooting star tattoo on her ankle, and a ring of silver stars tattoo on her neck.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a piece of citrine quartz in her right hand.
She is wearing nothing special.

Strezze quietly says, "you are done, a--"

You laugh out loud!

Strezze just went out.

{Not quite enough fun.. how about back to the jail to see her get her stuff}

[Wehnimer's, Constabulary]
The front room of the local constabulary contains the desk of the town constable, and a display case. The oaken floor is scuffed by countless feet dragged across it, obviously most reluctantly. Behind the desk is a weapon rack. A strong, ironbound door with a narrow, barred grate leads east. You also see a yellowed sign and the Constable's desk with the Strezze box on it.
Obvious exits: out

Strezze just arrived.

You say, "ifn I 'ad a silver e'erytime I 'eard tha threat.. I'd be richer den I am now."

Strezze quietly says, "Leave"

You laugh out loud!

You point at a small silver star.

Strezze quietly says, "you will die, trust me"

You nod to Strezze.

Strezze quietly says, "No leave"

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

Strezze quietly says, "Now"

You say, "One day prolly.. jes not by you."

Strezze breaks the seal on the box, and opens it.

Strezze quietly says, "Trust me, you will, you cannot hide forever"

You laugh out loud!

You say, "I 'ave ta be 'ere."

You say, "keep track o known convicts like yerself."

You say, "crime ne'er pays."

Strezze quietly says, "whatever, you are bad, I am not going to stand for it, you will pay for your crimes"

Strezze quietly says, "traitor to the guild y'are"

You say, "I ain a criminal.. you is."

You say, "Dey don teach stealin in da guil.."

You ask, "so 'ow am I a traitor?"

Strezze quietly says, "they do teah us ass whippin though"

Strezze points at you.

You laugh out loud!

You ask, "should I lay down fer ya lass?"

You ask, "an mebbe give ya me weapon?"

You ask, "anna blue crystal?"

You ask, "mebbe gitta wizard ta give ya strength?"

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

Strezze puts some slouched black half-boots onto her feet.

Strezze glances at you and yawns.

You say, "ave a good day lass.. an make sure ya stay outta trouble."

You point at an ironbound door.

Strezze quietly says, "you bore me, leavem boeore I get this curse removed"

You nod to Strezze.

You laugh out loud!

Strezze babbles something unintelligible.

You say, "An ya stole a cursed gem."

You say, "I kin't breath."

You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.

You say, "ya really are inept aincha"

You laugh out loud!

You say, "I'll be lookin fer dat gem back when yer don 'andlin it."

You nod to Strezze.

************************************************** *

I've actually had some interactions with her since and we both still laugh about that day.

[Jonty]

:lol: That was funny. Though, I have to ask one thing in reference to RP. How she know you only had 78 guild ranks?

I'm guilty of using the OOC info of the gld rank verb before also. I don't anymore though.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Jonty
:lol: That was funny. Though, I have to ask one thing in reference to RP. How she know you only had 78 guild ranks?

I'm guilty of using the OOC info of the gld rank verb before also. I don't anymore though.

I didn't mind it as she whispered it to me.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Strezze quietly says, "Leave"

Strezze quietly says, "you will die, trust me"

Strezze quietly says, "No leave"

Strezze quietly says, "Now"

Strezze breaks the seal on the box, and opens it.

Strezze quietly says, "Trust me, you will, you cannot hide forever">>

I wouldn't call that good roleplay. I'd call it a whiny little bitch. I'm also appalled that you would not only talk to her again, but actually share a laugh at the event.

She is dumb. And retarded.

[DeV]

Ive seen worse, shes not that bad.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Ive seen worse>>

We all have. His name is Warclaidhm.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<Strezze quietly says, "Leave"

Strezze quietly says, "you will die, trust me"

Strezze quietly says, "No leave"

Strezze quietly says, "Now"

Strezze breaks the seal on the box, and opens it.

Strezze quietly says, "Trust me, you will, you cannot hide forever">>

I wouldn't call that good roleplay. I'd call it a whiny little bitch. I'm also appalled that you would not only talk to her again, but actually share a laugh at the event.

She is dumb. And retarded.

How exactly is that not roleplaying again? Falgrin, the thief, just turned her over to the constable for stealing. Would she NOT be pissed off? Would she NOT want to kill Falgrin?

Come on.. whatever your personal feelings are for her are one thing.. but to say she wasn't roleplaying is just being.. well... a boob.

[Artha]

I dislike her. Her MA pal is Rezze, who is younger than she is. I was killing mummies for favor with my ranger, she walked in and one stunned Rezze. I hit it a few times, then Rezze unstunned. Strezze kicked the thing with about a 325 MS and walked out. Didn't say a word.

Wonderful RP, there.