Gotta love local news

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http://www.wbaltv.com/news/18264224/detail.html


http://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/local/crime/121208laughbalt.html WOOPS this one has the video
Just for Stanley the victim is black.

[Tea & Strumpets]

http://www.wbaltv.com/news/18264224/detail.html

Brown’s attorney Lewyn Garrett said his client should be tried as a juvenile, keeping with a recommendation from court medical services. He said Brown suffers from lead poisoning and has a learning disability. He added that his client is 5 feet 9 inches, not 5 feet 6 inches as stated in the police report.

“He’s clearly not 5-foot-6,” Garrett said. “They can’t show a picture of Shaq and say, ‘Well, Darren Brown is Shaq.’ ”

Garrett also complained that prosecutors have not turned over the names of their witnesses to him, calling them “phantom” witnesses.

“Mr. Space Ghost saw Mr. Brown shoot this person,” he said. “Well, I don’t believe there is a Mr. Space Ghost.”

But Rallo argued that Brown’s admitted full-time job — drug-dealing — shows he’s acting as an adult.

“He was selling drugs, making $200 a day,” Rallo said.

This lawyer is awesome.