BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

[Gan]

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
USA Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

" Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .
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Got this in my email this morning. Thought it was pretty funny.

[Skeeter]

How great would it be if the computers spit out OK vs UT in the championship today.

UF tears would flow like rivers.

[Swami71]

Go UTES!!!!

[Ignot]

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
USA Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

" Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .
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Got this in my email this morning. Thought it was pretty funny.

LOL. That's good stuff.

[Sean of the Thread]

How great would it be if the computers spit out OK vs UT in the championship today.

UF tears would flow like rivers.


Never going to happen.

[Skeeter]

I agree, but if it did.... the crying would be EPIC. Even worse than the Texas fans trying to pretend they didn't lose to TT

[Gan]

I agree, but if it did.... the crying would be EPIC. Even worse than the Texas fans trying to pretend they didn't lose to TT

That loss pretty much kills any conversation with a UT fan when discussing football. Its Godwin's law of the Big 12.

[Skeeter]

for the last 2 weeks - The cries of Texas are upon you.

Whiney fans give me the giggles.

[Sean of the Thread]

There is no question after the SEC championship that UF is not going to the national championship at this point.

The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers. And I don't see any steers.

Sorry TX you lose.

[Stanley Burrell]

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
USA Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

" Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .
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Got this in my email this morning. Thought it was pretty funny.

That is a lot of Verdana and size 2 font tags.

Also, the better critter system didn't adapt Germany to Siberian troops using hackz for cold damage, but that's O.K.

[Proxy]

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
USA Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

" Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .
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Win

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh I forgot my original intention of responding to the OP.

QQ

[Skeeter]

computer poll
http://www.tellshowbcs.com/CP.html

coaches
http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/polls/coaches

As it stands right now Florida needs an 80 point lead in the Harris poll to surpass Texas. I wouldn't say it's a lock yet.

[Sean of the Thread]

Wow TX got 4 votes in the coaches poll.


Lock and loaded.

[Skeeter]

UF had a 44 point lead last week, so they SHOULD pick up the other 36, but UF hasn't played a schedule close to Texas, and all the whining and crying has been able to sway voters in the past.

[Sean of the Thread]

You're just a bitter OSU homer.

Wamp wamp waaahhhhh.

[Sean of the Thread]

It's official.

Texas vs OSU in the fiesta bowl.

Enjoy your spanking Skeet. Try not to be too embarrassed as you're actually playing a real team this season.

[Skeeter]

You're just a bitter OSU homer.

Wamp wamp waaahhhhh.

Bitter about what? This may be one of your dumber posts.

[Skeeter]

It's official.

Texas vs OSU in the sugar bowl.

Enjoy your spanking Skeet. Try not to be too embarrassed as you're actually playing a real team this season.

As opposed to the last two times we played Texas? But unfortunately I agree, very small chance we hang with Texas in this one. BCS game in what turned out to be a rebuilding year isn't too bad.

Where were you guys last year? Oh right losing to an AWFUL Michigan team.

I expect you guys will kill Oklahoma, because as much as people like to bag on OSU and their 4-2 BCS record, Oklahoma is 2-4 losing their last 4 in a row with a couple huge upsets, like getting embarassed by WVU last year.

Early line I saw was UF -2. Easiest money in history.

[Sean of the Thread]

You were awful proud of your boys cupcake year. Now you get to be blasted by the longhorns on a national stage. Gotta help the "rebuilding" and recruiting. Rofl.

*rofl Barry is such a big 12 homer. cork sucker.

[mrjrd222]

The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers. And I don't see any steers.

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. And I don't see any steers. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the movie before. Because that's what he says in the movie right? Isn't it? The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers. And I don't see any steers. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart boy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

[Apathy]

I sense emo tears and full blown nerdrage behind that post.

[Skeeter]

You were awful proud of your boys cupcake year.

I'm pretty sure you've heard no bragging out of me this year. The only 2 decent teams we've played this year beat us, tough to be too amped about that.

[mrjrd222]

I sense emo tears and full blown nerdrage behind that post.

No, that's Stewie Griffin! I just changed it up a bit cause I thought it was hilarious.

[Sean of the Thread]

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. And I don't see any steers. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the movie before. Because that's what he says in the movie right? Isn't it? The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers. And I don't see any steers. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart boy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!


Rofl it's supposed to be a stupid jab. You've made yourself look that much idiotic by getting worked up over it.

It's almost sig worthy.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm pretty sure you've heard no bragging out of me this year. The only 2 decent teams we've played this year beat us, tough to be too amped about that.


You know I'm just busting your balls. You haven't bragged at all I just got a sniff of something other than your wife and thought I poke you further hoping for an OSU meltdown.

You were realistic about OSU before the season even started. They finished with a fine record but as you know it was a rebuild schedule. I expect them to be fully in the hunt next year.

[mrjrd222]

Rofl it's supposed to be a stupid jab. You've made yourself look that much idiotic by getting worked up over it.

It's almost sig worthy.

To clarify, since no one gets it... Here's the original quote from Family Guy:

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

I should say the same to you... it was supposed to be a stupid jab, thinking I'm serious makes you look idiotic. l2famguy.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh I got the Family Guy reference but it was lame.

All that was clear is that you got butt hurt about the TX rib.

Go jerk off on your puppy. (or the neighbor's pup if you don't have one).

[mrjrd222]

And I think it's pretty clear that you didn't get it... Who would take a family guy reference seriously?

[Sean of the Thread]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/230/240p1oklatj0.jpg

PUCKER UP.


I didn't take it seriously.

You did.

nerdrage isn't just a perk in Fallout 3 you know. douche

[mrjrd222]

I didn't take it seriously.

You did.

:rofl:

You're pretty funny you know? Get all defensive over it some more. I make a joke, about one of your jokes, and you think I "got all worked up" over it... sure you didn't take it seriously buddy, keep telling yourself that:thumbup:

[Sean of the Thread]

rofl you obviously don't know me very well.

Pucker up sweetheart.

[mrjrd222]

You don't know me well either. In fact, I'm not even a UT fan, I'm a Rice fan. You just seem to take anything I say personal, while I just try to explain an apparently poorly placed joke. I'm alright with making a bad joke though, I guess I'll pick better spots.

[Sean of the Thread]

You do that.

[Skeeter]

Now I know he's lying. Rice doesn't have fans.

[Gan]

Now I know he's lying. Rice doesn't have fans.

Actually they do. All 5 of them can be found at Two Rows in the Village on Thursday nights for happy hour - drinking virgin daqueries. Afterwards they hit up half-priced books to look up the latest vinyl LP additions.

:whistle: