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SpiffyJr
12-05-2008, 01:07 PM
Report happy? I'm about 99.99999% sure that Valvinden reported me and the twat didn't even give me ANY INTERACTION WHATSOFUCKINGEVER.

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A greater burrow orc searches around nervously.
A greater burrow orc sniffs the air and then whirls around looking for something.
>
Valvinden comes out of hiding.
Valvinden just went northwest.
>
A greater burrow orc swings a short sword at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You swing an elegant faenor handaxe at a greater burrow orc!
AS: +175 vs DS: +53 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +34 = +186
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Grazing blow to the stomach.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

... me moving around killing critters

A greater burrow orc swings a short sword at you!
You skillfully dodge the attack!
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You swing an elegant faenor handaxe at a greater burrow orc!
AS: +165 vs DS: +74 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +7 = +128
... and hit for 14 points of damage!
Awkward slash to the burrow orc's stomach!
Everyone needs another belly button.
A greater burrow orc growls one last time and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A pale crab claws at you!
>?219
AS: +53 vs DS: +111 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +17 = -6
A clean miss.
A pale crab swivels its eyestalks around and clacks its pincers menacingly.
R>
The PsiNet Library sent you this article:

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Spell 219 - Spell Shield (SPSHIELD) [AID #146]
Circle: Major Spirit

Duration: 20 minutes, plus 1 minute per spell rank (Refreshable).

Effect:
This spell may not be cast on others.
Through the use of this spell, the caster is able to call upon the Spirits of Power to form a powerful barrier against magical attacks.

The self-cast bonuses include +30 Bolt Defense Strength (DS) and +30 Spiritual Target Defense (TD).

Training in Spiritual Lore, Blessings enables this spell to be cast upon others, briefly. The duration is 2 minutes and requires 80 ranks of Blessings Lore.

Notes:
Training in Spiritual Lore, Blessings unlocks an ability at 80 ranks to cast a group version of the spell which lasts 120 seconds.

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SEND[Galene] Hey there, are you conscious?


You exclaim, "A crab!"


[Burrows, Root Room]
This seems to be the main area of the burrow. The massive roots of a giant tree grow down through the wide room and into the floor, creating something of a maze. The dirt you walk on is scuffled by many feet, and the roots of the tree are nicked, scraped, and even bitten. Several tunnels branch off through the roots, leading to various chambers. You also see a pale crab, a greater burrow orc that appears dead, some double leather, a wooden shield, a short sword, some double leather and a short sword.
Obvious exits: north, northeast, east, south, west, northwest
>pet crab
The crab snaps at your hands!!
>
A pale crab claws at you!
By amazing chance, you evade the attack!
>'Oy!
You exclaim, "Oy!"
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.

iJin
12-05-2008, 01:27 PM
Hahah. Nice save. Tsk tsk.

nub
12-05-2008, 01:31 PM
That wasn't Valvinden who reported you. It was me.

Sean of the Thread
12-05-2008, 01:53 PM
Hahah. Nice save. Tsk tsk.


How is it a save when he was completely aware of what was going on and responded appropriately?

CrystalTears
12-05-2008, 01:56 PM
That wasn't Valvinden who reported you. It was me.
:popcorn:

SpiffyJr
12-05-2008, 02:09 PM
That wasn't Valvinden who reported you. It was me.

SILENCE! I KEEEEEL YOU! And if so, why? I was assuming Valvinden was hidden (without a disk, mind you) and got pissed that I attacked his critter so he stalked away like a baby and reported me. If that's not the case, then I have no idea why anyone reported me.

SpiffyJr
12-05-2008, 02:10 PM
How is it a save when he was completely aware of what was going on and responded appropriately?

^^^^ This!

nub
12-05-2008, 02:40 PM
SILENCE! I KEEEEEL YOU! And if so, why? I was assuming Valvinden was hidden (without a disk, mind you) and got pissed that I attacked his critter so he stalked away like a baby and reported me. If that's not the case, then I have no idea why anyone reported me.

Sike!

SpiffyJr
12-05-2008, 02:42 PM
Sike!

BWAAAH! Did I scare you?




BWAAAAAAAAAH! How bout now?




SILENCE! I KEEEL YOU!

iJin
12-05-2008, 02:49 PM
How is it a save when he was completely aware of what was going on and responded appropriately?

Save as in response to the GM's report.

Belnia
12-05-2008, 03:24 PM
That wasn't Valvinden who reported you. It was me.

I bet you framed Roger Rabbit too.

Martaigne
12-05-2008, 03:24 PM
Psych!

Fixed.

Sorry, it bugs me, okay?

nub
12-05-2008, 03:33 PM
Fixed.

Sorry, it bugs me, okay?

Is that how it is supposed to be?

Martaigne
12-05-2008, 03:56 PM
'Fraid so.

psych
/saɪk/
–verb (used with object) Informal.
1. to intimidate or frighten psychologically, or make nervous (often fol. by out): to psych out the competition.

Also used in different context for fooling or tricking someone.


sike
   /saɪk, sɪk/
–noun Scot. and North England.
1. a small stream.
2. a gully or ditch, esp. one that fills with water after a heavy rain.

nub
12-05-2008, 04:15 PM
'Fraid so.

psych
/saɪk/
–verb (used with object) Informal.
1. to intimidate or frighten psychologically, or make nervous (often fol. by out): to psych out the competition.

Also used in different context for fooling or tricking someone.


sike
   /saɪk, sɪk/
–noun Scot. and North England.
1. a small stream.
2. a gully or ditch, esp. one that fills with water after a heavy rain.


It looks like you added this part "Also used in different context for fooling or tricking someone."

:p

Martaigne
12-05-2008, 04:25 PM
You are so intuitive.

I did.

diethx
12-05-2008, 04:46 PM
Too bad he's still right, whether he added it or not.

nub
12-05-2008, 05:01 PM
Too bad he's still right, whether he added it or not.

I agree, that is too bad.