NihilistInc
11-02-2004, 11:08 AM
I don't mind being screwed out of silvers too much. In the end, it's just a bunch of 1's and 0's that aren't really there. However, it really pisses me off when I lose RL money and have nothing to show for it.
Warclaidhm wanted to trade me for an item that my character had. But this character was on a closed account that I was hesitant to re-open. (I'm poor) I told him that I'd only re-open the account if he'd promise me that he'd go through with the trade several times, and each time he promised. But lo and behold, not 2 minutes after I logged on and met him in game, he changes his mind. And the whole time I just knew he was going to do that.
So, thank you Warfelcherhm, I do appreciate you wasting my time and money.
Now, for the rest of you Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest Warclaidhmism : He's been to boot camp. That's right, he said it himself. But why doesn't he know shit about it...?
BlueLiner03: hey, foo'
LordWarclaidhm: Hello, this is the player of Warclaidhm. You wanted to talk to me? :-)
BlueLiner03: yeah man. My friend told me you were interested in a cloak I have
LordWarclaidhm: yeah I am
LordWarclaidhm: I'd trade but theres one problem: I need a claidh that can hit magical critters. Perhaps a 1x one.
BlueLiner03: sorry, man. The cloak is on a different account that I wasn't going to open up untill I got back from bootcamp. It'd have to be worth me doing so.
LordWarclaidhm: rofl
LordWarclaidhm: You serious?
LordWarclaidhm: I just came back from bootcamp too!
BlueLiner03: which branch?
LordWarclaidhm: Thats why I was gone for 7 months*
(he later tells us it's only 6 weeks long)
LordWarclaidhm: Army
BlueLiner03: What's your MOS?
BlueLiner03: or, whatever they call it in the army
LordWarclaidhm: It was a family owned disciplary camp though. For teens..and kids from 11 to 16 heh
LordWarclaidhm: They said operated almost identical to ABT
LordWarclaidhm: MOS?
BlueLiner03: yeah, sorry, I thought you meant the real thing
LordWarclaidhm: naw, I wish*
(he contradicts that wish with the very next thing he says)
BlueLiner03: MOS is Military Occupational Specialty
BlueLiner03: atleast that's what they call it in the Marine Corps
BlueLiner03: did they give you a rifle?
LordWarclaidhm: After kids got shot in my camp, and after they beat us to pulp physically, no way in fuck im gonna join the military now if they do that
LordWarclaidhm: hell no
LordWarclaidhm: It was military style, wasn't even a real boot camp. which sucks ass.
BlueLiner03: did you practice any rifle manual?
(They would have practiced rifle manual with wooden cut outs, or something)
LordWarclaidhm: nope
LordWarclaidhm: we learned like everything to march* though
(it's called Drill)
LordWarclaidhm: we mastered that
LordWarclaidhm: team work
LordWarclaidhm: fuckin obstacle courases
LordWarclaidhm: PT at 4:00 am
LordWarclaidhm: in shirts
LordWarclaidhm: er
LordWarclaidhm: shorts
LordWarclaidhm: when its 40 degrres outside*
(I thought I read somewhere he lives in Texas?)
LordWarclaidhm: degrees*
LordWarclaidhm: I swear some of us must've gotten hypothermia
BlueLiner03: yeah, I was on Parris Island in back in November
BlueLiner03: I've already been to Boot Camp for 2 months
LordWarclaidhm: they abused us
LordWarclaidhm: and they said this:
BlueLiner03: I got kicked out for sleep walking
LordWarclaidhm: "Go ahead and try and sue us. We will countersue."
LordWarclaidhm: 2 months? mine was 6 weeks .
BlueLiner03: mine is actually 3 months
BlueLiner03: I got kicked out in the middle of it
LordWarclaidhm: fuck dude
LordWarclaidhm: that sucks
BlueLiner03: it was actually alot of fun
LordWarclaidhm: In ours there was no way you could get kicked out*
(No)
LordWarclaidhm: you had to put up with the shit
BlueLiner03: I have a quick question for you...
LordWarclaidhm: Also, with the former marine Sgts. saying the Marines averaged 1 suicide a week in the real Marines..*
(I'm no expert, but, if *I* were setting up a Boot Camp-like atmostphere, I'd hire Marines that have ALREADY been Drill Instructors. With some exceptions, every Marine that makes the Corps a career, has to either become a Recruiter, or a Drill Instructor for about 3 years. They can't make "Gunnery Sargeant" without it. So, I doubt you'd find any "Sargeants" there.
LordWarclaidhm: No way Im' joining.
BlueLiner03: if you're in formation, at order arms, and your platoon comander comands you to open ranks, what do you do?
LordWarclaidhm: You can't do anything*
(Wrong. "Open Ranks" is done at order arms.)
BlueLiner03: and why?
LordWarclaidhm: your not at attention
(Um, no, I'm sorry, that's wrong, too. Order Arms is a position of attention.)
BlueLiner03: what's attention?
LordWarclaidhm: whatever the command was heh, its been awhile
LordWarclaidhm: uhm
LordWarclaidhm: its been probably 2 months
LordWarclaidhm: I forgot a ton of the commands*
(It's been a year for me, and I've only forgotten 1.)
LordWarclaidhm: I know, but I forget the command he has to give you for you to do anything*
(The executing command is either March, or Arms, not that hard)
BlueLiner03: but in real boot camp, they aren't allowed to touch you
LordWarclaidhm: yeah right
LordWarclaidhm: Well they weren't supposed to in this camp. but they broke the rules anyway
LordWarclaidhm: They told us in the marines they went to someone killed themselfs and they went up to the body, spit on them, and left them there.
LordWarclaidhm: They then sent a report to the reports of the suiciude and called it an "accident"
(Everything I say from here on is a lie.)
BlueLiner03: O yeah, that happened to this one kid in my platoon
LordWarclaidhm: Really? What happened?
BlueLiner03: Drill Instructor shot him.
LordWarclaidhm: Hah
LordWarclaidhm: for what?
BlueLiner03: article 90, assault, or disrespect of a superior commisioned officer
LordWarclaidhm: For what?
LordWarclaidhm: he assulted him?
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: physicaly?
(Hmm, you'd think they'd teach atleast the basics of the Code of Military Justice (UCMJ))
BlueLiner03: a superior commisioned officer
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: oh
LordWarclaidhm: as long as he was in danger of his life
LordWarclaidhm: then its ok
BlueLiner03: no, he wasn't
LordWarclaidhm: wtf
BlueLiner03: the kid was only 12 years old
LordWarclaidhm: What did the kid do/?
BlueLiner03: ...he punched a superior commisioned officer
LordWarclaidhm: Where?
BlueLiner03: then tried to run
BlueLiner03: in the stomache
BlueLiner03: and I think he said something about his mom
LordWarclaidhm: and he shot him??!
BlueLiner03: yeah, it's crazy on Parris Island
BlueLiner03: for lunch, they give you dirt
LordWarclaidhm: Literally?
BlueLiner03: and you eat it, because there's nothing else to eat
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: thats how it is in the Military
BlueLiner03: sometimes you get lucky and find a worm
LordWarclaidhm: are you serious?
LordWarclaidhm: wtf, they never gave you food?
BlueLiner03: yeah, I only got one once. Because it was raining that day
BlueLiner03: no, they gave us food
LordWarclaidhm: and you ate it?
BlueLiner03: at dinner we scraped up roadkill
BlueLiner03: and had that
LordWarclaidhm: holy shit
BlueLiner03: we had to fight other platoons for it
LordWarclaidhm: thats lame shit
LordWarclaidhm: for roadkil?
LordWarclaidhm: How in fuck do you like the military?
LordWarclaidhm: thats lame
LordWarclaidhm: exactly why I won't join
BlueLiner03: yeah, or we could go into the swamp, find a snake or something
BlueLiner03: this one kid tried to find one
BlueLiner03: but a fuckin' croc took his leg off
LordWarclaidhm: seriously?
BlueLiner03: yeah, that was messy
LordWarclaidhm: His whole leg?
BlueLiner03: at the knee
BlueLiner03: he still had to train, though
LordWarclaidhm: ...
BlueLiner03: yeah, we had to help him out all of the time
LordWarclaidhm: Dude, how the hell does Jael know I was in bootcamp/
BlueLiner03: he was a pain in the ass
BlueLiner03: I've never heard of Jael
LordWarclaidhm: This guy
LordWarclaidhm: XXXXXXXXX: rofl, when were you in boot camp?
BlueLiner03: nope, never heard of him
LordWarclaidhm: did they bandage his leg up?
BlueLiner03: no
BlueLiner03: we put a tourniqute, or how ever you spell it
LordWarclaidhm: ah
LordWarclaidhm: Did it get infected? heh
BlueLiner03: yeah, because the Drill Instructors would come in at night and pick the scab
LordWarclaidhm: he didnt die from it?
BlueLiner03: I dunno. I got kicked out
BlueLiner03: There was this one night, though....
LordWarclaidhm: are you happy you did?
BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: What was it?
BlueLiner03: though, I fully support canniblism, as it's less wasteful, it kinda made me sick
BlueLiner03: man, I miss it there.
LordWarclaidhm: Why?
LordWarclaidhm: Sure ..
LordWarclaidhm: Why?
BlueLiner03: it's really pretty, and scenic down there
LordWarclaidhm: stop fucking with me dude. I know your lying
BlueLiner03: nice and warm
BlueLiner03: very resort like
BlueLiner03: yeah, ok, I'm a liar
BlueLiner03: I've only been there for two months
LordWarclaidhm: Are you serious or being sarcastic?
BlueLiner03: what do I know?
BlueLiner03: I'm wicked serious
LordWarclaidhm: So you miss the place?
LordWarclaidhm: From all the shit they gave you?
BlueLiner03: I had a friend, that, to this day, has to breathe through a straw, because a Drill Instructor throat chopped him
(There's a hint of truth in this.)
LordWarclaidhm: Dude
BlueLiner03: yeah, it's all worth it in the long run
LordWarclaidhm: Why did you say this then: BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: err I mean:
LordWarclaidhm: BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: but in real boot camp, they aren't allowed to touch you
BlueLiner03: yeah, they aren't
BlueLiner03: but who are you going to complain to?
LordWarclaidhm: Sue the fuckers. its agianst the law
BlueLiner03: if you complain to you company comander, they'll hang you at Leatherneck Square.
LordWarclaidhm: no once your out, of course
BlueLiner03: they'll find you
LordWarclaidhm: they hanged people there?
BlueLiner03: yeah, this one kid was complaining about the whole dirt eating thing
BlueLiner03: they fuckin' strung him up on the Confidence Course
LordWarclaidhm: and they killed him?
BlueLiner03: his fuckin' eyes popped right out of his head
BlueLiner03: no, he survived
BlueLiner03: the drop didn't break his neck
BlueLiner03: only fractured it
LordWarclaidhm: why did his eyes come out?
BlueLiner03: the force with which he dropped
BlueLiner03: I guess
LordWarclaidhm: and he survived still with no eyes?
BlueLiner03: yeah, he got sent home, though
You keep saying you've changed, but you're still just a pile of shit.
Grandsome.
[Edited on 11-2-2004 by Tsa`ah]
Warclaidhm wanted to trade me for an item that my character had. But this character was on a closed account that I was hesitant to re-open. (I'm poor) I told him that I'd only re-open the account if he'd promise me that he'd go through with the trade several times, and each time he promised. But lo and behold, not 2 minutes after I logged on and met him in game, he changes his mind. And the whole time I just knew he was going to do that.
So, thank you Warfelcherhm, I do appreciate you wasting my time and money.
Now, for the rest of you Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest Warclaidhmism : He's been to boot camp. That's right, he said it himself. But why doesn't he know shit about it...?
BlueLiner03: hey, foo'
LordWarclaidhm: Hello, this is the player of Warclaidhm. You wanted to talk to me? :-)
BlueLiner03: yeah man. My friend told me you were interested in a cloak I have
LordWarclaidhm: yeah I am
LordWarclaidhm: I'd trade but theres one problem: I need a claidh that can hit magical critters. Perhaps a 1x one.
BlueLiner03: sorry, man. The cloak is on a different account that I wasn't going to open up untill I got back from bootcamp. It'd have to be worth me doing so.
LordWarclaidhm: rofl
LordWarclaidhm: You serious?
LordWarclaidhm: I just came back from bootcamp too!
BlueLiner03: which branch?
LordWarclaidhm: Thats why I was gone for 7 months*
(he later tells us it's only 6 weeks long)
LordWarclaidhm: Army
BlueLiner03: What's your MOS?
BlueLiner03: or, whatever they call it in the army
LordWarclaidhm: It was a family owned disciplary camp though. For teens..and kids from 11 to 16 heh
LordWarclaidhm: They said operated almost identical to ABT
LordWarclaidhm: MOS?
BlueLiner03: yeah, sorry, I thought you meant the real thing
LordWarclaidhm: naw, I wish*
(he contradicts that wish with the very next thing he says)
BlueLiner03: MOS is Military Occupational Specialty
BlueLiner03: atleast that's what they call it in the Marine Corps
BlueLiner03: did they give you a rifle?
LordWarclaidhm: After kids got shot in my camp, and after they beat us to pulp physically, no way in fuck im gonna join the military now if they do that
LordWarclaidhm: hell no
LordWarclaidhm: It was military style, wasn't even a real boot camp. which sucks ass.
BlueLiner03: did you practice any rifle manual?
(They would have practiced rifle manual with wooden cut outs, or something)
LordWarclaidhm: nope
LordWarclaidhm: we learned like everything to march* though
(it's called Drill)
LordWarclaidhm: we mastered that
LordWarclaidhm: team work
LordWarclaidhm: fuckin obstacle courases
LordWarclaidhm: PT at 4:00 am
LordWarclaidhm: in shirts
LordWarclaidhm: er
LordWarclaidhm: shorts
LordWarclaidhm: when its 40 degrres outside*
(I thought I read somewhere he lives in Texas?)
LordWarclaidhm: degrees*
LordWarclaidhm: I swear some of us must've gotten hypothermia
BlueLiner03: yeah, I was on Parris Island in back in November
BlueLiner03: I've already been to Boot Camp for 2 months
LordWarclaidhm: they abused us
LordWarclaidhm: and they said this:
BlueLiner03: I got kicked out for sleep walking
LordWarclaidhm: "Go ahead and try and sue us. We will countersue."
LordWarclaidhm: 2 months? mine was 6 weeks .
BlueLiner03: mine is actually 3 months
BlueLiner03: I got kicked out in the middle of it
LordWarclaidhm: fuck dude
LordWarclaidhm: that sucks
BlueLiner03: it was actually alot of fun
LordWarclaidhm: In ours there was no way you could get kicked out*
(No)
LordWarclaidhm: you had to put up with the shit
BlueLiner03: I have a quick question for you...
LordWarclaidhm: Also, with the former marine Sgts. saying the Marines averaged 1 suicide a week in the real Marines..*
(I'm no expert, but, if *I* were setting up a Boot Camp-like atmostphere, I'd hire Marines that have ALREADY been Drill Instructors. With some exceptions, every Marine that makes the Corps a career, has to either become a Recruiter, or a Drill Instructor for about 3 years. They can't make "Gunnery Sargeant" without it. So, I doubt you'd find any "Sargeants" there.
LordWarclaidhm: No way Im' joining.
BlueLiner03: if you're in formation, at order arms, and your platoon comander comands you to open ranks, what do you do?
LordWarclaidhm: You can't do anything*
(Wrong. "Open Ranks" is done at order arms.)
BlueLiner03: and why?
LordWarclaidhm: your not at attention
(Um, no, I'm sorry, that's wrong, too. Order Arms is a position of attention.)
BlueLiner03: what's attention?
LordWarclaidhm: whatever the command was heh, its been awhile
LordWarclaidhm: uhm
LordWarclaidhm: its been probably 2 months
LordWarclaidhm: I forgot a ton of the commands*
(It's been a year for me, and I've only forgotten 1.)
LordWarclaidhm: I know, but I forget the command he has to give you for you to do anything*
(The executing command is either March, or Arms, not that hard)
BlueLiner03: but in real boot camp, they aren't allowed to touch you
LordWarclaidhm: yeah right
LordWarclaidhm: Well they weren't supposed to in this camp. but they broke the rules anyway
LordWarclaidhm: They told us in the marines they went to someone killed themselfs and they went up to the body, spit on them, and left them there.
LordWarclaidhm: They then sent a report to the reports of the suiciude and called it an "accident"
(Everything I say from here on is a lie.)
BlueLiner03: O yeah, that happened to this one kid in my platoon
LordWarclaidhm: Really? What happened?
BlueLiner03: Drill Instructor shot him.
LordWarclaidhm: Hah
LordWarclaidhm: for what?
BlueLiner03: article 90, assault, or disrespect of a superior commisioned officer
LordWarclaidhm: For what?
LordWarclaidhm: he assulted him?
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: physicaly?
(Hmm, you'd think they'd teach atleast the basics of the Code of Military Justice (UCMJ))
BlueLiner03: a superior commisioned officer
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: oh
LordWarclaidhm: as long as he was in danger of his life
LordWarclaidhm: then its ok
BlueLiner03: no, he wasn't
LordWarclaidhm: wtf
BlueLiner03: the kid was only 12 years old
LordWarclaidhm: What did the kid do/?
BlueLiner03: ...he punched a superior commisioned officer
LordWarclaidhm: Where?
BlueLiner03: then tried to run
BlueLiner03: in the stomache
BlueLiner03: and I think he said something about his mom
LordWarclaidhm: and he shot him??!
BlueLiner03: yeah, it's crazy on Parris Island
BlueLiner03: for lunch, they give you dirt
LordWarclaidhm: Literally?
BlueLiner03: and you eat it, because there's nothing else to eat
BlueLiner03: yeah
LordWarclaidhm: thats how it is in the Military
BlueLiner03: sometimes you get lucky and find a worm
LordWarclaidhm: are you serious?
LordWarclaidhm: wtf, they never gave you food?
BlueLiner03: yeah, I only got one once. Because it was raining that day
BlueLiner03: no, they gave us food
LordWarclaidhm: and you ate it?
BlueLiner03: at dinner we scraped up roadkill
BlueLiner03: and had that
LordWarclaidhm: holy shit
BlueLiner03: we had to fight other platoons for it
LordWarclaidhm: thats lame shit
LordWarclaidhm: for roadkil?
LordWarclaidhm: How in fuck do you like the military?
LordWarclaidhm: thats lame
LordWarclaidhm: exactly why I won't join
BlueLiner03: yeah, or we could go into the swamp, find a snake or something
BlueLiner03: this one kid tried to find one
BlueLiner03: but a fuckin' croc took his leg off
LordWarclaidhm: seriously?
BlueLiner03: yeah, that was messy
LordWarclaidhm: His whole leg?
BlueLiner03: at the knee
BlueLiner03: he still had to train, though
LordWarclaidhm: ...
BlueLiner03: yeah, we had to help him out all of the time
LordWarclaidhm: Dude, how the hell does Jael know I was in bootcamp/
BlueLiner03: he was a pain in the ass
BlueLiner03: I've never heard of Jael
LordWarclaidhm: This guy
LordWarclaidhm: XXXXXXXXX: rofl, when were you in boot camp?
BlueLiner03: nope, never heard of him
LordWarclaidhm: did they bandage his leg up?
BlueLiner03: no
BlueLiner03: we put a tourniqute, or how ever you spell it
LordWarclaidhm: ah
LordWarclaidhm: Did it get infected? heh
BlueLiner03: yeah, because the Drill Instructors would come in at night and pick the scab
LordWarclaidhm: he didnt die from it?
BlueLiner03: I dunno. I got kicked out
BlueLiner03: There was this one night, though....
LordWarclaidhm: are you happy you did?
BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: What was it?
BlueLiner03: though, I fully support canniblism, as it's less wasteful, it kinda made me sick
BlueLiner03: man, I miss it there.
LordWarclaidhm: Why?
LordWarclaidhm: Sure ..
LordWarclaidhm: Why?
BlueLiner03: it's really pretty, and scenic down there
LordWarclaidhm: stop fucking with me dude. I know your lying
BlueLiner03: nice and warm
BlueLiner03: very resort like
BlueLiner03: yeah, ok, I'm a liar
BlueLiner03: I've only been there for two months
LordWarclaidhm: Are you serious or being sarcastic?
BlueLiner03: what do I know?
BlueLiner03: I'm wicked serious
LordWarclaidhm: So you miss the place?
LordWarclaidhm: From all the shit they gave you?
BlueLiner03: I had a friend, that, to this day, has to breathe through a straw, because a Drill Instructor throat chopped him
(There's a hint of truth in this.)
LordWarclaidhm: Dude
BlueLiner03: yeah, it's all worth it in the long run
LordWarclaidhm: Why did you say this then: BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: err I mean:
LordWarclaidhm: BlueLiner03: we all woke up, and this kid was screaming on the top of his lungs
BlueLiner03: the drill instructor was so pissed, he hog tied him
BlueLiner03: and threw him in the back of his car
BlueLiner03: and the next morning, there were strange lumps in the food at breakfast
LordWarclaidhm: but in real boot camp, they aren't allowed to touch you
BlueLiner03: yeah, they aren't
BlueLiner03: but who are you going to complain to?
LordWarclaidhm: Sue the fuckers. its agianst the law
BlueLiner03: if you complain to you company comander, they'll hang you at Leatherneck Square.
LordWarclaidhm: no once your out, of course
BlueLiner03: they'll find you
LordWarclaidhm: they hanged people there?
BlueLiner03: yeah, this one kid was complaining about the whole dirt eating thing
BlueLiner03: they fuckin' strung him up on the Confidence Course
LordWarclaidhm: and they killed him?
BlueLiner03: his fuckin' eyes popped right out of his head
BlueLiner03: no, he survived
BlueLiner03: the drop didn't break his neck
BlueLiner03: only fractured it
LordWarclaidhm: why did his eyes come out?
BlueLiner03: the force with which he dropped
BlueLiner03: I guess
LordWarclaidhm: and he survived still with no eyes?
BlueLiner03: yeah, he got sent home, though
You keep saying you've changed, but you're still just a pile of shit.
Grandsome.
[Edited on 11-2-2004 by Tsa`ah]