FOR HIRE : harvester of residue

[conair4022]

10k each, you know it, you search for it, you love it
but not always there for the taking.

I find that by escorting thru out the land, I often come
across it. If you want a few, there is a good window of one
week to find some, just send PM on number of residue.
Large supply might take longer, be aware of spoilage.

Not really a business venture, but if I can profit from your
death, hey, who am I to not look around where I am going?

If you need me to explain everything, then you don't need it.
If you know it cost ya more than 10k, this is a steal.


~ Simmer, opportunist


UPDATE: PM is good, just found a new batch, just don't assume I got all the answers, I escort, I come across it, I take it ... like plucking a flower to admire nature's beauty, can't be a dipshit for that? unless I can't profit from your deaths ...

[LordBacl]

I make my own residue.

...

Uh, wait...we talking about the same thing?

[Drunken Durfin]

10k each, you know it, you search for it, you love it
but not always there for the taking.

I have been wondering who was script-harvesting all the residue.

[conair4022]

don't need a script.
you see residue, you get residue.

its not like alchemy table where you
know something new will turn out and
time it with a script.

You guys are not even close, thats why
I be your guide for a fee.

[DaCapn]

Anyone else have the feeling something strange is going on? Sort of like if someone sat down next to you on a bench waiting for a bus, they make an idle comment about the weather, you follow up with a comment about how you hate it when it rains because water soaks through your shoes and they start divulging all kinds of spy shit? For some reason, I feel like I'm watching that right now.

[Widgets]

Anyone else have the feeling something strange is going on? Sort of like if someone sat down next to you on a bench waiting for a bus, they make an idle comment about the weather, you follow up with a comment about how you hate it when it rains because water soaks through your shoes and they start divulging all kinds of spy shit? For some reason, I feel like I'm watching that right now.

Not only that, the guy is typing in a weird ass format..

[Rocktar]

How long until it spoils?

Rocktar

[Allereli]

Not only that, the guy is typing in a weird ass format..

It's just Simmer, that's how he is. Despite his odd style, and the no-nippled avatar, he's completely legit

[Durgrimst]

I had no idea what this was either, so I asked Durfin. This is a pretty sweet service. I give it a thumbs up.

[Belnia]

Simmer is as Simmer does. After a while, his posts even start making sense. Just read a few of them a day, and soon you'll understand.

[Widgets]

It's just Simmer, that's how he is. Despite his odd style, and the no-nippled avatar, he's completely legit

Yea, I Know who Simmer is...But as Adam pointed out, I have yet to read enough of his posts I guess to fully comprehend his meanings..

[Numbers]

Residue's pretty easy to make if you're willing to camp a character in Cavernhold and in each town with a mound.

But they do go bad after a while. I think 7 days? 14? I dunno.

[Allereli]

Can't you just use purify to fix them?

[mrjrd222]

don't need a script.
you see residue, you get residue.

its not like alchemy table where you
know something new will turn out and
time it with a script.

You guys are not even close, thats why
I be your guide for a fee.

It's not a type-writer, you don't have to hit return when you get near the edge of the page...

As a real question though, I don't buy the potions often, about when do they start costing more than 10k?

[DaCapn]

As a real question though, I don't buy the potions often, about when do they start costing more than 10k?

Around 60.

[conair4022]

ah, the joy of others answering for me,
but why the hate on return carriage usage?

Nah, me no makie, me go walkie to findie residue.

really serious, whats wrong with using return key?
make a point, return, start new thought ... you run-on sentence string users!

this is for older people
who die often at some new testing ground
and for some reason their death sting is
hindering much of their peak performance.
Or in some case, just really power hunter ignoring the basic
fundamentals of death and a little patience.

So a narrow group of people would need tons of residue
for a short period. If you are in that range, okie PM me.

spoilage solution
[which is around 2 week or more, exchange it into the
death sting potion asap, heh, what a solution ... and the
potion should last longer, never tested after a month. ]
more hand holding advice ... residue exchanged potion works only
for the one who exchanged it with the wandering priestess.

Any more questions? someone please answer them ...
Or I will continue to haunt you with my non-pc posting
with many enter key strokes for max annoyance factor!

[TheEschaton]

Is he trying to be some type of modern poet?

[Euler]

no because a modern poet
would somehow find a way to alter
what he was writing so tha
t it would alternate the length of li
nes in a manner such as th
is. Plus he doesn't even use rhyme
s. But be impressed that my
very last line has lined up correctly

[conair4022]

Officially closing this thread, unless there is a need for unrequired simmerisms.

I now put residue gathering with those lesser than useful society task
of saving silver wands for the bathhouse gang, of picking large acorns for
the courtyard gang, and of sneaking uninvited with the warcamp gang.

and finally, I must bid Winry buxom mechanic avatar goodbye.
as we all know, she got no nips, only cleavage, and thats unacceptable.

[Cephalopod]

Sorry for being stupid, but is this guy offering to collect the residue, or make and collect it? If the former, that's pretty weak, since he's stealing someone else's work. If the latter, okay, that's useful.

[Rocktar]

Ummm, the residue accumulates gradually on it's own, no matter if you make it or not. Of course, I would love to find a decent guide on making it and not the cryptic load of crap that I have been able to locate so far if anyone knows of one or would be willing to share.

Rocktar