Wonderful People

[Proxy]

Check the news this morning and found this diamond in the rough.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081203/ap_on_re_us/shackled_teen

People are great aren't they?

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, world is full of sick people. Go figure. That's not how ALL people are though. But I'm sure you didn't mean to be so general.

Shame you weren't the shackled guy to keep you from posting. :tongue:

[Proxy]

yeah, pitty no?

[Tea & Strumpets]

Those kind of people make miserable assholes seem not so bad.

[Proxy]

Those kind of people make miserable assholes seem not so bad.

All you need to do to find them is step outside your house and look around the neighborhood. And as far as the F'd up scope goes, that couple doesn't really rank all that high. maybe a 5 out of 10.

[CrystalTears]

All you need to do to find them is step outside your house and look around the neighborhood. And as far as the F'd up scope goes, that couple doesn't really rank all that high. maybe a 5 out of 10.
Wait. Are you saying that there is a set of fucked up, I'll shackle your ass to the basement people in every neighborhood?

[Proxy]

if there isn't, they just haven't gotten the opportunity or found the balls to do it yet.

And not not just a set, more along the lines of most.

[SHAFT]

There was an article on CNN.com about a dog that was found beaten by a hemmer in a park in Atlanta. The dog had a fractured skull and some other injuries but would live. That's fucked up.

Shackling a child up is bad too. Why are you bad America?

[Atlanteax]

Wait. Are you saying that there is a set of fucked up, I'll shackle your ass to the basement people in every neighborhood?

Probably just every neighborhood that Proxy finds himself in.

[CrystalTears]

if there isn't, they just haven't gotten the opportunity or found the balls to do it yet.

And not not just a set, more along the lines of most.
Wow. Okay. I knew you were cynical, but I didn't know it was this bad. My condolences.

[Proxy]

Not just America IMHO. American's are just better at hiding from said or the fact that they them selves are so degenerate.

& who's cynical? I'm just being a realist.

[Drunken Durfin]

I blame Pulp Fiction. All the crazies wanted a Gimp after that.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/RobRob42/misc%20pile/stephen_hibbert.jpg

[Tea & Strumpets]

All you need to do to find them is step outside your house and look around the neighborhood. And as far as the F'd up scope goes, that couple doesn't really rank all that high. maybe a 5 out of 10.

I was being super sneaky and giving you a back handed compliment. I figured your fascination with the story was because you were using it to further validate your theory that everyone sucks.

[Proxy]

not just everyone but everything to. But thanks for the sentiment none the less.

[Tea & Strumpets]

not just everyone but everything to. But thanks for the sentiment none the less.

Look on the bright side, at least no one has locked you in their basement.

[Proxy]

if only some had been so nice :)

[diethx]

Aww, if I had a basement i'd lock you in it!

edit: err, a basement I didn't share with my landlord. :D

[Proxy]

thanks but I think I'd get better hospitality in a Nazi concentration camp then in your home Diethx.

[diethx]

Yeah but isn't that what you're looking for? Someone to prove that your miserable little outlook on life is truth?

[Proxy]

look around, I don't need any more proof then that.

[diethx]

Take off your shit-tinted glasses dear, no one here sees what you see.

[Proxy]

no one here sees what you see.

I wouldn't say due to any short coming of mine. :)

[diethx]

No, you sure have tried to sway public opinion. ;)

[CrystalTears]

OMFG dude, get fucking laid. Well.

[Proxy]

I am not the least bit interested in tail. So why?

[TheRoseLady]

I am not the least bit interested in tail. So why?

U + UR Hand?

[Proxy]

wow... how original... just wow...

[TheRunt]

I am not the least bit interested in tail. So why?

Perhaps thats the problem? Get some viagra and get busy.

[Proxy]

um, no. I've been to purple parties. They suck.

[iJin]

This whole thread is somewhat amusing.

[Proxy]

This whole thread is somewhat amusing.

troll

[Tisket]

& who's cynical? I'm just being a realist.

You are neither. You are simply saying shit for attention. That is all. You are uninteresting, unintelligent, and unoriginal. The only way you can get anyone to respond and draw things out is by saying outrageous shit.

I mean, come on, if I felt the way you do about the human condition I'd just finish myself off.

Not, of course, that I am suggesting you do so yourself...

:hang:

[Proxy]

You are neither. You are simply saying shit for attention. That is all. You are uninteresting, unintelligent, and unoriginal. The only way you can get anyone to respond and draw things out is by saying outrageous shit.

I mean, come on, if I felt the way you do about the human condition I'd just finish myself off.

Not, of course, that I am suggesting you do so yourself...

Actually I've tried, to bad for you I fail at suicide. Any ways, I'm not doing jack for attention or from some kind of miss guided attempt to "enlighten" the delusional. All this is done for the strictly selfish reasons of My amusement. And nothing amuses me more then a well placed "I told you so." So in a nut shell I'm investing in my future glee. This now has become my "Raison d'être"

But none of that will matter to ditzes like you, you'll just continue deluding your self into thinking I'm just some loud mouth attention whore who has little better to do then troll around and rain on everyones parade. Just so they can continue doing and being the fools they are and denying the world as it is. Thats fine, that amuses me to. Not nearly as long and as much as the first point, but beggar's can't be choosers now can they?

[Furrowfoot]

Proxy, if you're just trolling, then good show, sir, good show. I find it hard to believe it to be anything but, as you're so ridiculously over the top...

But, just in case:

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/dysfunction.jpg

[Ignot]

Actually I've tried, to bad for you I fail at suicide. Any ways, I'm not doing jack for attention or from some kind of miss guided attempt to "enlighten" the delusional. All this is done for the strictly selfish reasons of My amusement. And nothing amuses me more then a well placed "I told you so." So in a nut shell I'm investing in my future glee. This now has become my "Raison d'être"

But none of that will matter to ditzes like you, you'll just continue deluding your self into thinking I'm just some loud mouth attention whore who has little better to do then troll around and rain on everyones parade. Just so they can continue doing and being the fools they are and denying the world as it is. Thats fine, that amuses me to. Not nearly as long and as much as the first point, but beggar's can't be choosers now can they?

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Is Proxy a dude? b/c it sounds like a chick. And is it a dude not looking for tail? there are so many things wrong in this thread.

[Tisket]

Is Proxy a dude? b/c it sounds like a chick. And is it a dude not looking for tail? there are so many things wrong in this thread.

Whoever he is I'm sure he will eventually end up being one of those dudes who compulsively whispers to his 12 guage shotgun whilst crouched behind his front door waiting for the mailman because he's certain the US Postal service is planting listening devices in all his bills.

Oh wait, that's DrunkenDurfin. My bad.

[Proxy]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2512&d=1228375904

:rofl:

Oh G-d. That made me lol hard enough I all most choked on my drink. IF nothing had amused me in this thread that pic alone has made it worth it all. Bravo

Edit: After seeing that pic, my cat affectionately mauled me. Thus showing his approval as well. :)

[iJin]

troll


Lol. I'm a troll now?


Fucking awesome.

[Proxy]

Lol. I'm a troll now?


Fucking awesome.

troll

[ElanthianSiren]

IMO you're coming off like a narcissist without the textbook charm that makes people adore narcissists before they hate them. Work on that a bit, and you too can be a great user, since that's what you keep inferring you aspire to be.

I feel badly for the kid in this situation; sounds like he was running from one bad situation (foster care) to a dismal situation (psychopaths). I hope these two are sent away for a long long time.

[Sean of the Thread]

Actually I've tried, to bad for you I fail at suicide. Any ways, I'm not doing jack for attention or from some kind of miss guided attempt to "enlighten" the delusional. All this is done for the strictly selfish reasons of My amusement. And nothing amuses me more then a well placed "I told you so." So in a nut shell I'm investing in my future glee. This now has become my "Raison d'être"

But none of that will matter to ditzes like you, you'll just continue deluding your self into thinking I'm just some loud mouth attention whore who has little better to do then troll around and rain on everyones parade. Just so they can continue doing and being the fools they are and denying the world as it is. Thats fine, that amuses me to. Not nearly as long and as much as the first point, but beggar's can't be choosers now can they?


Does your insurance cover shrinks?

[Keller]

Actually I've tried, to bad for you I fail at suicide. Any ways, I'm not doing jack for attention.

The stupidity of putting these two sentences together is stunning.

People who intend to commit suicide succeed at suicide.. People who are starving for attention fail at suicide.

[g++]

The stupidity of putting these two sentences together is stunning.

People who intend to commit suicide succeed at suicide.. People who are starving for attention fail at suicide.

Yah just park your car in a garage running or take a bunch of zanex and percoset at the same time or find a busy street with a tall building on it and measure the height of the building then buy that much piano wire and rap your entire body in it tieng the piana wire to something on top of the roof and jump to the busy street below exploding into a ball of blood on top of all the people who made your life hell. Its easy!

[Jorddyn]

The stupidity of putting these two sentences together is stunning.

People who intend to commit suicide succeed at suicide.. People who are starving for attention fail at suicide.

You're trying to rationalize an irrational act. For the vast majority of people, it isn't about attention - it's about depression, a chemical imbalance, and temporary and/or situational panic.

[CrystalTears]

You're trying to rationalize an irrational act. For the vast majority of people, it isn't about attention - it's about depression, a chemical imbalance, and temporary and/or situational panic.In Proxy's case, I'm guessing it's attention.

[Jorddyn]

In Proxy's case, I'm guessing it's attention.

I don't disagree. Just pointing out that there can be a lot more behind the motivation.

[Keller]

You're trying to rationalize an irrational act. For the vast majority of people, it isn't about attention - it's about depression, a chemical imbalance, and temporary and/or situational panic.

I guess what I am saying is this: There are people who are serious about commmiting suicide and there are people who aren't sure, but are contemplating it. People who are serious generally use irrevokable means while those who aren't sure do stupid shit like cut across their wrists or take a bunch of pills and then tell someone they did it.

If you truly want to kill yourself, you'll be smart enough to do it in a way that involves little chance of failure and minimal personal pain.

In my honest opinion, just like her stunt yesterday saying, "My grandmothers are dead, thanks" in response to T&S's witty comment, this was another "gotcha" attempt to make Tisket feel bad for telling her to kill herself. I don't believe her on either count.

[g++]

I guess what I am saying is this: There are people who are serious about commmiting suicide and there are people who aren't sure, but are contemplating it. People who are serious generally use irrevokable means while those who aren't sure do stupid shit like cut across their wrists or take a bunch of pills and then tell someone they did it.

If you truly want to kill yourself, you'll be smart enough to do it in a way that involves little chance of failure and minimal personal pain.

In my honest opinion, just like her stunt yesterday saying, "My grandmothers are dead, thanks" in response to T&S's witty comment, this was another "gotcha" attempt to make Tisket feel bad for telling her to kill herself. I don't believe her on either count.

Pretty sure Proxy is a he looking for attention not a her looking for attention.


You're trying to rationalize an irrational act.

Doesn't have to be irrational.

[CrystalTears]

In my honest opinion, just like her stunt yesterday saying, "My grandmothers are dead, thanks" in response to T&S's witty comment, this was another "gotcha" attempt to make Tisket feel bad for telling her to kill herself. I don't believe her on either count.You lost me here. Proxy is the one who is the self absorbed suicide attempter who hates everyone. ViridianAsp is the one who is having a cake-throwing wedding and a fit, who said the grandmother thing.

[Jorddyn]

If you truly want to kill yourself, you'll be smart enough to do it in a way that involves little chance of failure and minimal personal pain.


Again, people who are at the point of commiting suicide are typically not thinking rationally, logically, completely, or even at all. You're an intelligent person in a rational state of mind, so what you believe you or other people would do if they truly "meant it " doesn't compare to the reality of what people will do.



Doesn't have to be irrational.

But it is in the vast majority of cases, barring terminal illness.

Anyway, not something worth getting into a major discussion over, just pointing out that mental illness, chemical imbalance, and depression can lead to suicide attempts that are not meant as attention whoring, whether they are successful or not.

[Keller]

You lost me here. Proxy is the one who is the self absorbed suicide attempter who hates everyone. ViridianAsp is the one who is having a cake-throwing wedding and a fit, who said the grandmother thing.

. . . after spending a minute considering my escape routes I've concluded that I must admit I was incorrect. How dare you! You will be severely punished for your transgression, CT.

[Keller]

Again, people who are at the point of commiting suicide are typically not thinking rationally, logically, completely, or even at all. You're an intelligent person in a rational state of mind, so what you believe you or other people would do if they truly "meant it " doesn't compare to the reality of what people will do.

I find your distinction relatively meaningless as 90% of the world's population does not think rationally, logically, and least of all, completely.

[Jorddyn]

I find your distinction relatively meaningless as 90% of the world's population does not think rationally, logically, and least of all, completely.

Incredibly true :) But you, my friend, are in the 10%, so your opinion doesn't count. That's what you get for being SMRT.

[Proxy]

The stupidity of putting these two sentences together is stunning.

People who intend to commit suicide succeed at suicide.. People who are starving for attention fail at suicide.

So I'm curious. what would you call a three story dive into an empty pool?

[Keller]

So I'm curious. what would you call a three story dive into an empty pool?

A lie.

[Tisket]

It could be true. He could have landed headfirst. It would explain his extreme retardation.