Why I'm Not Happy

[Bobmuhthol]

My hand is definitely broken and has been for four days.

Also, my arms hurt. Like, a lot.

Thank you for your time.

[Myshel]

From the hockey accident Bob? Did you go to the doctor? I hope it heals well.

[Bobmuhthol]

I didn't, no. And it doesn't seem to be healing very well.

[DaMaGe]

Valium, Loracet, Soma and Rohypnol are your friends.


-Adam

[MrThorbizzle]

Be more careful with that scooter, Bob.

[Myshel]

Well get your butt to the emergency room! Show your parents, don't suffer if its really broken then you could be doing permanate damage to it by not getting it treated.

[Xcalibur]

Eh, your «HAND» is broken? All the bones? Doubt it, so what bone (s) is (are) broken?

I doubt you have a "total" fracture (break), so it's surely on the surface, which should make your hand swelling.

Wear thick gloves :)

[DaMaGe]

Originally posted by Myshel
Well get your butt to the emergency room! Show your parents, don't suffer if its really broken then you could be doing permanate damage to it by not getting it treated.

Exactly. What will you do now that you can't masturbate?


-Adam

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Eh, your «HAND» is broken? All the bones?>>

That's like ridiculing someone for saying they broke their arm or leg. Please die.

And I can masturbate. It was my left hand.

[DaMaGe]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
And I can masturbate. It was my left hand.

:thumbsup:

Seriously, go see a doctor. If it doesn't set right, you'll have a gimp hand for the rest of your life.


-Adam

[Fallen]

We should hijack this thread and turn it into one where people (Concisely) state why they are or have been dissatisfied in their life. Happy people can piss off.

OK with you Bob?

[Iriscience]

Originally posted by DaMaGe
Valium, Loracet, Soma and Rohypnol are your friends.


-Adam

Isn't Soma that drug from Brave New World?

[Xcalibur]

Hmm?

When someone break their arm, they break their Humerus (biceps) which TOTALY disable the arm. If they break either the radius or the cubitus and the other one is left alone, I think you can still control your hand but painfuly.

If you break your leg, you either break the femur (strongest bone, high part of the leg) or the tibia (lower part of the leg)

Either of those totaly disable your leg.

Your hand is divised in 3 parts (27 bones TOTAL). You didn't broke YOUR hand but one bone OF your hand (one, two, three, or whatever)

Die? no, I like living.

boooooooooooooooh kiddy who loves to act as a smartass with everyone, hijacking anyone's thread with his super intelligent remark doesn't like when people are doing the same to him.. boooooooooh...

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 31-1-04 by Xcalibur]

[DaMaGe]

I don't know. What's Brave New World?

I know that they're pretty potent, though. Take too many and you'll find yourself in what we like to call a 'Soma Coma'. Drinking with them is adviseable.


-Adam

[Bobmuhthol]

Fine with me.

Xcalibur is banned from this thread, however.

[Iriscience]

"..there is always soma, delicious soma, half a gramme for a half-holiday, a gramme for a week-end, two grammes for a trip to the gorgeous East, three for a dark eternity on the moon..."

In the book when you take a lot of Soma and yer out for a month so its called a Soma Holiday. I think it's interesting that its actually a drug, with similar effects.

I just tried to look up what Soma actually means and found everything from "Body" and "Person" to "Moon" in Hindi. Also somewhere it said that it's a kind of Indian berry.

Not sure why this is so interesting.

[DaMaGe]

"This medication relaxes muscles and relieves pain and discomfort associated with strains, sprains, spasms or other muscle injuries. Muscle relaxers are for specific muscle injury and pain and should not be used for general body aches and pains."


-Adam

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by DaMaGe
I don't know. What's Brave New World?


Damn. What happened to high school teaching standards?

Aldous Huxley.

Raven

[Iriscience]

Is the actual drug named after the one in the book?

[Pierat]

Heh Bob its not the hand you <Action left out for reasons quite easily understood> with eh? That would suck..... heh.... Oh , and I crushed my finger the other day, as in... crushed, like, trash compactor crush, makes typing a bloody mess, literaly!

[HarmNone]

If you think a fracture exists, Bob, you need to get an X-ray of the hand. There could be more than one fracture, or soft-tissue injuries of which you are not aware.

HarmNone

[DaMaGe]

Originally posted by Ravenstorm
Damn. What happened to high school teaching standards?

Aldous Huxley.

Raven

I wouldn't blame it on the our nation's high school teaching standards. I never made it out of the tenth grade.


-Adam

[DaMaGe]

Originally posted by Pierat
Heh Bob its not the hand you <Action left out for reasons quite easily understood> with eh?

We covered that already. He's right handed; It was his left he hurt. All's well in Spankville.


-Adam

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by DaMaGe
I wouldn't blame it on the our nation's high school teaching standards. I never made it out of the tenth grade.

I'm pretty sure it was required reading in 9th or 10th grade. I could be wrong.

Raven

[Bobmuhthol]

<<We covered that already. He's right handed; It was his left he hurt. All's well in Spankville.>>

I'm left-handed. I just happen to be faster and stronger with my right. My left has all the endurance and stamina, though.

[Tsa`ah]

Unfortunately for us, Bob is very adept at typing with one hand.

Bastard.

Someone send him some porno links, he'll be busy and frustrated for weeks.

[Bobmuhthol]

I can still do things normally, it just hurts like a bitch when I do. If I typed one-handed it would look something like this:

tsa`ah y r u so men 2 me/

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol

tsa`ah y r u so men 2 me/

Cause, I think your parents used that one defective condom out of 1000.

Life sucks.

[Artha]

Life sucks.

Unfortunately, Bob's mom didn't :sniffle:

/rebound.

[Drew2]

Last 5 posts have made me dry-heave and laugh at the same time.

:thumbsup:

[Drew2]

P.S. - Why Bob is not happy goes far beyond a broken hand.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Hmm?

When someone break their arm, they break their Humerus (biceps) which TOTALY disable the arm. If they break either the radius or the cubitus and the other one is left alone, I think you can still control your hand but painfuly.

If you break your leg, you either break the femur (strongest bone, high part of the leg) or the tibia (lower part of the leg)

Either of those totaly disable your leg.

Your hand is divised in 3 parts (27 bones TOTAL). You didn't broke YOUR hand but one bone OF your hand (one, two, three, or whatever)

Die? no, I like living.

boooooooooooooooh kiddy who loves to act as a smartass with everyone, hijacking anyone's thread with his super intelligent remark doesn't like when people are doing the same to him.. boooooooooh...

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 31-1-04 by Xcalibur]


Shut the fuck up you loser. He broke his hand, it doesn't matter which bone. Clown

[Edited on 1-31-2004 by Hulkein]

[Bobmuhthol]

Hahahaha.

I agree.

[Sean]

heh are you any better than X when you come and make posts purely just to insult someone hulkein? seriously that was over with why drag it back up to sling mud?

anyway sorry to hear you broke your hand bob and i hope you recover quickly.

[Bobmuhthol]

Hulkein is better than Xcalibur because it was funny as hell and Xcalibur was being stupid.

And thanks.

[Bobmuhthol]

In other news, I was moving a medicine ball and my hand kinda.. died, and nine pounds crushed my thumb on the edge of my desk. Probably no permanent damage, but it hurts.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by MrThorbizzle
Be more careful with that scooter, Bob.

This made me laugh out loud..hehe

Seriously though, Bob..like someone else said..if it keeps up, you should go see a doc or something just to make sure it sets/heals right. Hope it mends quickly :)

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Pierat
makes typing a bloody mess, literaly! That's nasty.

And no offense Bob, but any time you say "Probably no permanent damage" I find myself questioning your medical certifications. Doctors are your friends, except psychologists (those bastards) and they'll help you out. Probably give you some bitching painkillers too, if you ask nice enough.

[Bobmuhthol]

Yeah, uhh, I tend not to trust doctors anymore. When I got surgery on my mouth (gums trimmed) they decided stitches weren't needed. Apparently they were because I bled heavily for about 8 hours and couldn't eat or drink anything except water for three days.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Yeah, uhh, I tend not to trust doctors anymore. When I got surgery on my mouth (gums trimmed) they decided stitches weren't needed. Apparently they were because I bled heavily for about 8 hours and couldn't eat or drink anything except water for three days. Uh, dentists aren't real doctors. Real doctors you can trust. (Orthopedic surgeon = dentist) (Psychologists = bastards)

[Bobmuhthol]

Dentists aren't qualified. Periodontist.

Edited to add: In elementary school the principal had a doctorate so we had to call her Dr. Smith.

[Edited on 2-1-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Artha]

Bob, if your hand doesn't heal right, they'll just have to rebreak and set the bones.

And you don't get numbed for that.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Hulkein

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Hmm?

When someone break their arm, they break their Humerus (biceps) which TOTALY disable the arm. If they break either the radius or the cubitus and the other one is left alone, I think you can still control your hand but painfuly.

If you break your leg, you either break the femur (strongest bone, high part of the leg) or the tibia (lower part of the leg)

Either of those totaly disable your leg.

Your hand is divised in 3 parts (27 bones TOTAL). You didn't broke YOUR hand but one bone OF your hand (one, two, three, or whatever)

Die? no, I like living.

boooooooooooooooh kiddy who loves to act as a smartass with everyone, hijacking anyone's thread with his super intelligent remark doesn't like when people are doing the same to him.. boooooooooh...

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 31-1-04 by Xcalibur]


Shut the fuck up you loser. He broke his hand, it doesn't matter which bone. Clown

[Edited on 1-31-2004 by Hulkein]


Boooooooooh. He is getting technical about ANYTHING he can to discredit anyone.

I am too, when I can. He didn't broke his hand, he broke a PART of his hand.

Imbécile :rolleyes:

I believe I saw somewhere that any broken bone is more fragile in the future, even if "totaly" cured.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Hmm?

When someone break their arm, they break their Humerus (biceps) which TOTALY disable the arm. If they break either the radius or the cubitus and the other one is left alone, I think you can still control your hand but painfuly.

If you break your leg, you either break the femur (strongest bone, high part of the leg) or the tibia (lower part of the leg)

Either of those totaly disable your leg.

Your hand is divised in 3 parts (27 bones TOTAL). You didn't broke YOUR hand but one bone OF your hand (one, two, three, or whatever)

Die? no, I like living.

boooooooooooooooh kiddy who loves to act as a smartass with everyone, hijacking anyone's thread with his super intelligent remark doesn't like when people are doing the same to him.. boooooooooh...

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 31-1-04 by Xcalibur]

Sorry but I am going to have to agree with X on this one.

[Hulkein]

Where does this misconception come from that I dislike when someone calls me on doing something wrong? I don't care at all, I'm not perfect, I have a short temper, and I am a smartass.

To me, the epitome of being a smartass is making an entire post to telling someone that they didn't break their entire hand but one bone. When someone breaks one bone in their hand, they say they have a broken hand, not a broken fifth metatarsal (Yeah it's a foot bone but I don't know any hand bones off hand, lol.. maybe Tamral can google some for me.)

[Edited on 2-1-2004 by Hulkein]

[HarmNone]

Let us return to the topic of Bob's hand and stay there, please. :)

HarmNone thanks you all

[Bobmuhthol]

Chelle, get the fuck out of my thread. Thanks.

Xcalibur has already been banned from this thread.

Everyone else continue discussion.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Everyone else continue discussion. Did you go to a doctor yet?

[Bobmuhthol]

Nope.

[Xcalibur]

Eh...

Aide toi et le ciel t'aidera.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm sure the sky will help me. Thanks.

Pussy. I'm on about my fifth or sixth hand fracture.

[Hasina]

I think Bob got bunched by one of the 8th grade kids he was talking about in an earlier thread.... since he gets into so many fights.

[Skirmisher]

People told you to go to the Dr or ER already.

X hit this right on the head. You love to talk junk about everyone else yet now want people to see you as some sort of little boy in need of pity or some such.

Go to the Doctor already or at least stop whining.

[Bobmuhthol]

What the motherfuck? I made the post yesterday and was done. If I expected pity, I'd be a pussy. Allow me to refresh your memory on what I posted.

<<My hand is definitely broken and has been for four days.

Also, my arms hurt. Like, a lot.

Thank you for your time.>>

Yeah, people told me to go to a doctor. I don't see what your point is, I didn't make more posts/threads about it other than responding to people. You're fucking dumb. Fuck off.

[Stunseed]

When you post, you're asking for attention. You of all people should know that. Also, you are a pussy, whether you wanted pity or not. Enjoy your time in pain, and when you're thirty with a bent wrist hand shaving roast beef for Arby's because you can't get a real job, you'll wish you had taken people's advice.

[Trinitis]

What the hell bob. Your 13 for gods sake. Its not like the Dr is going to rape YOUR pocket book. Just have your parents take you. Its not hard. Hell, if your parents refuse, go to the ER yourself and tell them your parents refused to bring you. The ER MUST treat everyone, even if you tell them you have no money.

[CrystalTears]

Heh. Next time you want to post something and not want anyone to comment, write it down on a piece of paper and tape it to the monitor. That way no says anything about what you wrote and you won't go off on everyone for having opinions, exactly like the ones you love to give.

If you're going to dish it out, take it as well or shush. :P