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diethx
11-30-2008, 07:46 AM
This is a thread for you to post those PMs which are just so retarded you have to share. Or from such retarded douches you have to share. This group of PMs was in response to my post about wanting to buy a gem cutter and maybe some patterns.


Got a gem cutter I can let go if the offer is good :)

. . .as far as unique patterns - I would probably buy a few of the off the shelf EG ones sitting in playershops and have them altered at the upcoming winterfest.
(I think Belnia bought a crapload of 'em)

Let me know!

D.


Yeah I already bought a crapload of those myself, just need the cutter. I don't have an offer though, so just let me know what you'd want for yours (and what it looks like, although that's not too important) and i'll let you know my decision. :D


Make a fair offer - afterall, you are the one looking for one - if I were actively selling one, I'd just post it up for sale and let everyone have a go! ;)

D.


What's fair to you may not be fair to me, and that's why I ask for you to lay out your price and not play games. Those types of games suck and I don't bother with them anymore. Tell me what you would accept for it and if I like the price, i'll buy it. If not, i'll decline, pretty simple. If you would rather not tell me what it will cost then i'll just decline right now.


<<What's fair to you may not be fair to me, and that's why I ask for you to lay out your price and not play games.>>

Look, I don't need the silvers - I simply responded because you've bumped it like three times and obviously want one. What part of "I'm not actively selling one" was hard to grasp? Ya know, sometimes it doesn't pay to come off to people you don't know like a raging beeyotch - I've been playing for 12 years - I have more stuff crammed into multiple lockers than any 10 people would know what to do with - and when people are looking for things that I have - I try to help *some* people out that seem to be worth the effort - my mistake with you obviously.

Here's some more advice FWIT - if you don't want to "play games" - maybe you should reword your post to say "Looking to buy a gem cutter - willing to pay X" - cause then if someone likes that price - they'll get back to you. I know, crazy right!?!

But, now since I know it was pointless to try and help you out - you can go back to your scheduled bumping if that makes you more happy! I'll know for the future not to waste anymore of your time or mine.

D.


ROFL, dude, when i'm being a bitch, you know it. And I most certainly wasn't being a bitch to you, I was simply letting you know i'm not interested in playing some game. I'm sorry if you don't like the fact that i'm not going to play a stupid fucking back-and-forth guessing game to see what magic number would make you sell your cutter. If you aren't actively selling, then don't fucking PM me and tell me you have a cutter you'd sell. I've had several other offers of cutters, and each of those sellers didn't have an issue with laying out their price, all of which I found too high and obviously chose not to buy. Every single one of those conversations went smoothly, politely, and without name calling - so i'd say you're the one being a bitch here. :)

So, basically yes, take your gem cutter and shove it up your ass plz.

Tea & Strumpets
11-30-2008, 07:54 AM
This is a thread for you to post those PMs which are just so retarded you have to share. Or from such retarded douches you have to share. This group of PMs was in response to my post about wanting to buy a gem cutter and maybe some patterns.

When I read this thread title I thought of Backlash.

diethx
11-30-2008, 07:55 AM
DO NOT SAY THAT NAME!!! :(

Gan
11-30-2008, 08:57 AM
ZOMG HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED HAS BEEN NAMED!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3/3strangedays/BacklashandCher-1.jpg

diethx
11-30-2008, 09:15 AM
lol, nooooo Gan nooo.

GSKynthelig
11-30-2008, 09:49 AM
Why didn't you just tell him what you wanted to pay?

diethx
11-30-2008, 10:15 AM
Because I didn't and don't have a specific amount in mind. What i'm willing to pay depends on what the cutter looks like and who the seller is, really. If I was going to pay the same amount of money regardless, I would have posted that in my thread. I don't play lameass guessing games trying to find a seller's magic number. :D

Nieninque
11-30-2008, 11:19 AM
http://ui08.gamespot.com/1735/failed_2.jpg

Methais
11-30-2008, 11:51 AM
I really wish you would stop playing these games and just have wild sex with me all the time already.*

True story.

*Not retarded. At all...

Martaigne
11-30-2008, 11:52 AM
If it makes you feel any better, that kind of shit bothers me too. I don't like playing the 'guess the price' game either.

Whenever I place something for sale, I always put a price on it, and expect the same.

Sean of the Thread
11-30-2008, 12:00 PM
Far too many personal messages to list out of 1100. The backlash and harmnone ones stick out as favorites.

"02-02-2007, 10:29 PM
Back (http://gravity.dnsprotect.com/%7Egsplayer/forum/../../%7Egsplayer/forum/member.php?u=35)
Saint by Day, Devil at Night
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,487
Get it over with
Spare the rest of us. And when you do? Blame Backlash. That way people can cheer."


"01-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Back (http://gravity.dnsprotect.com/%7Egsplayer/forum/../../%7Egsplayer/forum/member.php?u=35)
Saint by Day, Devil at Night
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,487
Truce
Disparage my opinions, laugh at my ideas, tell me my work sucks... just lay the fuck off my personal life.

The end."

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-30-2008, 09:06 PM
Heh, I delete my PMs every now and again, but I had some awesome ones from Stainley, Backrash and Warclaidhm over the years. Hell, I had some good ones from Betheny too!

Sean of the Thread
11-30-2008, 09:19 PM
FFS SHM I though dave was posting with your sig.


Don't scare me like that again.

The Ponzzz
11-30-2008, 09:24 PM
Man I get some good ones, but I delete them.

diethx
11-30-2008, 09:46 PM
Well now you'll know not to. :D

Stanley Burrell
12-01-2008, 01:22 AM
Far too many personal messages to list out of 1100.

Holy crap.

Bah. I got too used to two other vBulletins where your starting PM limit was 10. Man. I would really love to be able to see some of my first private messages again.

Sean of the Thread
12-01-2008, 05:50 AM
Holy crap.

Bah. I got too used to two other vBulletins where your starting PM limit was 10. Man. I would really love to be able to see some of my first private messages again.


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/1049.jpg

There is plenty of funny ones.

My guess is Bruce has the most private messages on the board from merchanting and slutting himself out for boobs.


That and he logs like the world. He's his own personal google cache.

Gan
12-01-2008, 07:44 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/1049.jpg

There is plenty of funny ones.

My guess is Bruce has the most private messages on the board from merchanting and slutting himself out for boobs.


That and he logs like the world. He's his own personal google cache.

Welcome, Gan.
You last visited: 11-30-2008 at 08:46 PM
Private Messages (http://forum.gsplayers.com/private.php): Unread 0, Total 1123.


Yea, I'm sure there are more than just Backlash's retarded ones in my inbox too.

CrystalTears
12-01-2008, 08:21 AM
I only have 670 messages. I'd hate to see who has been bogging down your inbox.

Keller
12-01-2008, 09:12 AM
Welcome, Keller.
You last visited: 11-30-2008 at 11:06 PM
Private Messages (http://forum.gsplayers.com/private.php): Unread 0, Total 1293.

I've got quite a few retarded ones from a broad swath of the PC.

GSKynthelig
12-01-2008, 01:05 PM
I have about half as many PMs as I do posts so my retard ratio is kind of low I think.

Jorddyn
12-01-2008, 01:14 PM
Welcome, Jorddyn.
You last visited: 12-01-2008 at 10:59 AM
Private Messages (http://forum.gsplayers.com/private.php): Unread 0, Total 147.

Not much interesting in mine.

TheEschaton
12-01-2008, 01:16 PM
867 myself.

diethx
12-01-2008, 01:28 PM
Welcome, diethx.
You last visited: 12-01-2008 at 01:03 PM
Private Messages (http://forum.gsplayers.com/private.php): Unread 0, Total 591.

I used to delete some of them the first few months on the boards but I haven't deleted any in quite awhile.

crazymage
12-01-2008, 02:08 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/1049.jpg

There is plenty of funny ones.

My guess is Bruce has the most private messages on the board from merchanting and slutting himself out for boobs.


That and he logs like the world. He's his own personal google cache.

i hate pms half the time i forget to read them for the love of god just email me.

Stunseed
12-01-2008, 02:15 PM
1324 for me. I'd imagine most of them are from merchanting and such.

Moist Happenings
12-01-2008, 02:22 PM
1324 for me. I'd imagine most of them are from merchanting and such.

FIXED! :grin:

Also, 762 for me and I can't see what 90% of them are about because they're just blank inside, presumably from when something was done to change the forums between then and now.

diethx
12-01-2008, 02:24 PM
You didn't fix shit?

Moist Happenings
12-01-2008, 02:25 PM
You didn't fix shit?

Oh I did. And he knows it. In PM format.

diethx
12-01-2008, 02:26 PM
Lame.

Tisket
12-01-2008, 02:28 PM
I am very gregarious:

Welcome, Tisket.
You last visited: 12-01-2008 at 01:48 AM
Private Messages: Unread 9, Total 228.

And wtf, it always says I have nine unread even though I know I've read them all.

Moist Happenings
12-01-2008, 02:29 PM
Lame.

Meh. It's pretty retarded. Maybe he'll post it here and you can see it. :P

diethx
12-01-2008, 02:30 PM
Well that's what this thread is for. :D

CrystalTears
12-01-2008, 02:42 PM
FIXED! :grin:
Fixing quotes... you're doing it wrong.

Moist Happenings
12-01-2008, 02:49 PM
Bah. I wasn't fixing the quote. I was fixing the problem he stated in the CONTENT of the quote. :P

Methais
12-01-2008, 02:56 PM
I am very gregarious:

Welcome, Tisket.
You last visited: 12-01-2008 at 01:48 AM
Private Messages: Unread 9, Total 228.

And wtf, it always says I have nine unread even though I know I've read them all.

Scroll through your box, you'll find a bunch of unread bullshit. Mine said I had 114 unread for a while, til I dug through my box and found a bunch of garbage. I don't remember if it was old PMs from before everything switched over, or if it was spam from that guy that was PMing everyone pretending to be Andraste. Probably both.

kallindra
12-01-2008, 03:57 PM
0 PMs... down from my record of 2... I suck.

Drew
12-01-2008, 04:07 PM
I'm the winner so far.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/PM.jpg

Kayse
12-04-2008, 11:35 AM
FTW....

Welcome, Kayse.
You last visited: 12-04-2008 at 07:12 AM
Private Messages: Unread 0, Total 12.

I have no PM :love: Haven't deleted any ever. heh.