View Full Version : The World Is Unjust
Syberus
01-31-2004, 12:08 AM
So I came home from school today on the west side of the state to visit the folks... On the way home I stopped and bought some candy because well.. who doesn't like candy? I got a few things but the important purchase was the 1 pound bag of peanut butter M&Ms that I got. Now there are a lot of things that taste good... but I'm of the mind that these are one of the best.
So I get home.. hug the folks.. do that whole talk thing about school and all that I'm sure you're familiar with. Then I go into my room.. pour my M&Ms into a bowl and start eating them merrily... when a wicked thirst develops in my throat. What was I thinking! You can't eat Peanut butter M&Ms without MILK duh... So I go to the fridge in the kitchen open it up.. and there's NO MILK. Oh the unfairness of it all... So I'm stuck here with a pound of the best tasting M&Ms made.. and I have to drink water with them? Come on.. where were you on THAT one God?
take your lazy ass to the store and get milk
Skirmisher
01-31-2004, 12:24 AM
Yah, it's called a 7-11.
Find it. Use it.
GSLeloo
01-31-2004, 12:32 AM
LoL hey, if I needed something and wanted it at the moment I would not go and get it myself. I send my father!
Syb, we'll train a penguin for me. My mom told me this story about some oriental country where these people have a pet penguin and they give it a backpack and every day it goes down to the fish market, retrieves their fish, and brings it back.
Syberus
01-31-2004, 12:42 AM
Dammit.. not the world really IS Unfair... Mistros Kolts and Sabreon are in my hunting area
im starting to pitty you...
Hulkein
01-31-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by GSLeloo
Syb, we'll train a penguin for me. My mom told me this story about some oriental country where these people have a pet penguin and they give it a backpack and every day it goes down to the fish market, retrieves their fish, and brings it back.
Wow, that's amazing.... What will those crafty orientals think of next?
Edaarin
01-31-2004, 02:17 AM
A way to figure out how to teach people that objects are Oriental, people are not.
Wezas
01-31-2004, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by GSLeloo
Syb, we'll train a penguin for me. My mom told me this story about some oriental country where these people have a pet penguin and they give it a backpack and every day it goes down to the fish market, retrieves their fish, and brings it back.
Tough to find a penguin with so many of them being batted out of the park by PCers
Nakiro
01-31-2004, 06:16 AM
Oh the humanity!
I like peanut butter MMs too...
Skirmisher
01-31-2004, 08:06 AM
True, Peanut butter M & M 's do kick ass.
AnticorRifling
01-31-2004, 09:15 AM
Reeses's Pieces are 100x better than peanut butter M&Ms.
Tsa`ah
01-31-2004, 09:35 AM
You smoke crack Anti.
Peanut M&Ms are a creation of God or an ingenious pot-head.
CrystalTears
01-31-2004, 09:43 AM
I rather like the thin chocolate layer over the peanut buttery goodness in the M&M version. They're bigger too. Yummy.
Caiylania
01-31-2004, 10:00 AM
I'm with Anticore and Edine, Reesies rock.
Skirmisher
01-31-2004, 10:16 AM
Well in all honesty both are good....but PB M & M's do rule.
AnticorRifling
01-31-2004, 11:20 AM
Why do people always put an "E" at the end of Anticor? Anticor != Manticore - M people!
Miss X
01-31-2004, 11:24 AM
euww, we had those peanut butter reesies things over here once, I tried them and they tasted like fish.
Im glad they stopped selling them!
AnticorRifling
01-31-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
euww, we had those peanut butter reesies things over here once, I tried them and they tasted like fish.
Im glad they stopped selling them!
You make E.T. cry.
Moist Happenings
01-31-2004, 12:04 PM
You know Syb, that reminds me of that commercial a few years back where this guy finds all these cookies and starts eating them and then opens up the fridge and it's full of empty milk cartons and it turns out he's in hell.
Also peanut M&Ms are the best.
Latrinsorm
01-31-2004, 08:31 PM
Water is an underrated drink in cases such as these. Try this, though: Orange Gator/Powerade. I've found it goes exceptionally well with items of a faux peanut butter nature.
Parkbandit
02-01-2004, 12:34 PM
I can't drink a glass of milk... I start choking on the thought of it coming out of an animal's tit.
It's fine in cereal... but not by itself.
Caiylania
02-01-2004, 12:45 PM
But its good for you! and I bet you eat meat ;)
[Edited on 2-1-2004 by Caiylania]
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