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Methais
11-23-2008, 04:15 PM
This is the second or third time this month I've seen Morgan Freeman in random places around my town. I'm pretty sure he's stalking me. I had a similar situation with Wilford Brimley back in '96.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/spinarooni226/MorganFreemanWalmart.jpg

I think the guy on the right might be Dale Earnhardt after faking his death so he could shop at Walmart peacefully.
Warriorbird
11-23-2008, 04:22 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/3054166548_3020cacf44_o.jpg
Stanley Burrell
11-23-2008, 04:24 PM
Yeah, I was gonna say. Dale Earnhardt being rezzed just so I could steal that hat to act White Trash on levels of unspeakable awesomeness is pretty sweet.
Methais
11-23-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm not sure if you capitalizing white trash is awesome or disturbing. But it's something either way.
Anferis
11-24-2008, 01:47 AM
Did they not find it strange you were taking a picture of them?
Stanley Burrell
11-24-2008, 08:51 AM
But it's something either way.

True.
Methais
11-24-2008, 01:15 PM
Did they not find it strange you were taking a picture of them?

Nah, I just pretended I was texting or something, nobody ever notices when I'm taking pictures of them.

Speaking of pictures, here's what some black dude in a trailer park tried to pay me for his chicken wings with once:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Shoebox.jpg

Shoebox included. Was short $3 too, I made them dig in their couches and turn their place upside down to come up with the rest.

http://academic.udayton.edu/race/01race/Lootie/OPPLOOTER.jpg
nub
11-24-2008, 01:17 PM
You sell chicken wings?
Methais
11-24-2008, 01:26 PM
And pizza. And other shit. But yeah.
RichardCranium
11-24-2008, 01:32 PM
And pizza. And other shit. But yeah.

Where? I want to try them.
Warriorbird
11-24-2008, 02:41 PM
So... where do you sell said tasty food items at, Methais? Exams are upon me.
Sean of the Thread
11-24-2008, 03:34 PM
Dear Methais,

Why are all my garbage men black but I can't a get job in the disposal unit?

Is it because I'm white?

Thanks,

Dazed and confused ~sean2
Methais
11-24-2008, 03:52 PM
Yes, it's because you're white, and you should organize a protest to get the word out that garbage isn't just for blacks.

And if that fails, your only option is to go on a GARBAGE DAY rampage, as shown below. M. Bison suit is optional.

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Sean of the Thread
11-24-2008, 03:56 PM
My biz partner is a seamstress the the Bison suit is a go!