Who named this asshole?

[Gnomad]

[Empath Guild, Master's Hall]
Polished walls of honey and black oak inlaid in a pattern of interlocking chevrons define the hallway of the annex that leads to the cauldron practice rooms. Water flows slowly over a sheet of glass overlaying the woodwork in the corner, with occasional ripples betraying the presence of etchings in the glass. You also see Master Ameliorator Paradete, Master Ameliorator Yiff, Master Ameliorator Troantias, Master Ameliorator Luboleis and Master Ameliorator Mortigie.
Obvious exits: north, east


Urban Dictionary: yiff

4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usually denotes standard intercourse but may denote any kind of sexual behaviour between any type and number of parties (imaginary anthro creatures, humans, animals, even inanimate objects like plushies). Antonym: Yerf.
5) (verb) Like in meaning 4, "to yiff".
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yiff

Do we really need this? It'd be like having Master Ameliorator Skullfuck and Master Ameliorator Analseepage.

edit: go google image search for "yiff" if you're not getting it

[Belnia]

I saw a "Freshfruit" running around today.

[Stanley Burrell]

They can't all be as awesome as Batman bin Superman.

[CrystalTears]

You knowing what yiff was enough to complain about it is as funny to me as there being a master with that name. Way to out yourself, furry.

[diethx]

You knowing what yiff was enough to complain about it is as funny to me as there being a master with that name. Way to out yourself, furry.

QFT, LOL.

[Soulpieced]

QFT, LOL.

Seconded.

[Gnomad]

http://cinephile.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/03-07-reversal-of-fortune.jpg

:( some things you can't help picking up when you're reading the internets

[diethx]

Haha, there was a movie about furries? I didn't know about them until that CSI episode a few seasons back. Weird shit, seriously.

[Stanley Burrell]

Haha, there was a movie about furries? I didn't know about them until that CSI episode a few seasons back. Weird shit, seriously.

You've missed a very, very important episode of South Park.

Poor Lemmingwinks.

[Sean of the Thread]

ROFL

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/49_2007/furries3.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

This is a person who had an obsession with the color pink. Fine.

Then they dyed a fucking poodle. Godammit.

[Sean of the Thread]

lolz one way of looking at it!

[Stanley Burrell]

You've missed a very, very important episode of South Park.

Poor Lemmingwinks.

I should actually clarify this:

Using a small rodent to crawl up your anal orifice is far less gay than having enough of an imagination to begin incorporating pink poodles and anthropomorphic toaster ovens dressed up as turtles to get off.

I am going to shank your shit for taking LSD and Ecstacy in the same room as a visible Furby doll and fucking up whatever cluster of neurons in your brain is responsible for turning this into a sexual fantasy.

Seriously, be careful of your anthropomorphic Holloween costumes next year if you live in the New Haven area and are older than two. I'll be the guy Live Action Roleplaying the death of adults with sick animal fantasies. I don't have time for this shit.

And yes, Gnomad, some of the GMs are intesting enough individuals that this was wholly their intention. Expect new Ranger Guild tasks involving roltons and latchable Silvergate Rooms.

Fuck, this freedom of expression shit has gone too far. I'm voting Republican.

[Sean of the Thread]

DENNY CRANE 2012!

[Apathy]

I named my asshole Arthur after that British show.

[Tolwynn]

Expect new Ranger Guild tasks involving roltons and latchable Silvergate Rooms.

No wonder they call them companions, at that rate.