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Tisket
11-22-2008, 02:02 PM
Man arrested after allegedly leaving greasy imprints on windows

OMAHA, Neb. - Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town.

A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."

"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."

The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.

Valentine, a town of about 2,650 in remote north-central Nebraska, lies near the scenic Niobrara River. The city was named one of the top "wilderness" towns in the country last year by National Geographic Adventure magazine.

People from around the country send Valentine's Day cards to the city's post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.

The past two summers, the bandit struck business after business, window after window.

He stopped over the fall and winter.

During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.


Wouldn't imprinting one's groin or backside on storefront windows and doors constitute vandalism rather than deviant behavior?

Maybe one of the board attorney's can clarify. If they are not out greasing up their privates that is...

Ignot
11-22-2008, 02:05 PM
LoL @ "police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved"

Tisket
11-22-2008, 02:05 PM
forgot link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27848361/

Stanley Burrell
11-22-2008, 02:37 PM
I feel like if, and only if he's able to make butt and frontal imprints on each and every window of a large skyscraper, that they should drop all charges and consider it artistic display. Because that would be frickin' awesome.

Edit: He'd have to maintain ninja-like speed to complete the act in record time and maintain cloud-of-smoke vanishing skills. That's part of the mystique. And the difference between getting arrested and getting into the record books.

Also, people who forward their mail to a town so it can get a fucking "VALENTINE" stamp of approval transcend happiness.

Tisket
11-22-2008, 05:52 PM
lol I just saw the related video in that link touting bras for men:


The bras come in black and pink and are marketed to cross-dressers and gentlemen afflicted with man boobs.

Now the older male posters (not naming anyone) have something to help them deal with age-related sagging.