Someone call PETA - animal sexual harassment!?!?!?1111

[Stretch]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html

Seriously though, best opening line ever.

A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.

[Martaigne]

How about the closing line?!


The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

[Skeeter]

turns out it wasn't a college student, it was Marv Alberts.

[Proxy]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

LOL

[Gan]

Passion bites

[Ignot]

Someone once told me that Panda's aren't bears at all but are raccoons. anyone heard this?

[Furrowfoot]

Someone once told me that Panda's aren't bears at all but are raccoons. anyone heard this?

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v317/n6033/abs/317140a0.html