THE REALLY BIG TEXT THREAD

[Methais]

EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD MUST BE POSTED IN REALLY BIG TEXT!

GO!

[diethx]

FRENCH FRIES ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

[Moist Happenings]

I AM COMPENSATING FOR A SMALL PENIS WITH LARGE TEXT!

LOOK HOW BIG MY E-PENIS IS. IT'S SIZE 7 BIG!

[Stanley Burrell]

RUSSET POTATO, RUSSET POTATO, RUSSET POTATO.

[Furrowfoot]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!!!

[Methais]

UNL3S R3ADILEY ACESIBLA NU INSTANCES GIEV EVEN BTER LOT THAN THIS MANY PLAEYRS WUD COMPLATELEY IGNORA THAM!!!1!1!1! OMG RADE INSTANCES ALONG DA WAY IN LEVALNG SIMPLEY AERNT VIABLE AS RADES CUT AXPEREINCE BY HALF!!11!!1 OMG FURTHAR DA ONLEY R3ASON GUILDS CAN GET 40 PLAEYRS 2 GO DO MOLTAN COR3 SI B/C THEIR R MANY MANY 60S IN TEH GM3 AT LEAST WH3N COMPAERD 2 TEH NUMBR OF PLAEYRS AT EXACTLEY SAY LEVEL 37!111!11!! OMGDA ONLEY SENSIBLE THNG TAHT I SE 2 DO WIT INSTANCES LIEK ZULGURUB 20-MAN AHNQIRAJ AND MOLT3N CORE SI 2 HAAVILEY NERF TEH MOBS 2 MAEK DA INSTANCES 5-MAN RASE3 THERE LEVELS SO TAHT TEH LOT DA INSTANCA DROPS SI SUITABLE FOR DA L3V3L WITHOUT CHANGNG IETMS REDUCE DROP RAETS AND R3MOVA TEH RADE LOKOUT!!1!!TAHT WUD AT LAAST G3T SOMA UTILITY OUT OF DA INSTANC3S RATHAR THAN BLIZARD HAVNG SPENT AL TAHT TIEM DESIGNNG INSTANCAS TAHT 3VAN RADEERS WHO HAPAN 2 PIK UP TEH GM3 AFTAR TEH EXPANSION CAN NAVER SE!!!1!!!1 OMG WTFFURTHERMORE TEH 40-MAN COMPONENT SI HARDLEY TEH ONLEY PROBLEM WIT RADES IN THEYRE PRESENT FORMULATION!1!!!1! WTFIF TH3Y W3RE 2 MAEK DA 3ND-GMA INSTANC3S 5-MAN BUT KEP AL TEH OTH3R PROBL3MS WUD TAHT MAEK FOR A FUN INSTANC3?!!!?!? RADE LOKOUTS 3XOTIC R3SISTANC3 R3QUIERMENTS PRESCH3DULNG RAGROUPNG ON MULTIPLE DAYS PIEGONHOLAD CLAS FUNCTIONS FORC3D R3SPAS REPUTATION GRINDS DKP GUILD DRMA AND KILNG DA SME MOBS IN DA SMA ORDERS USNG TEH SME TACTIS WEK AFTAR WEK AFTER WEK IN A 5-MAN INSTANCE????????NO THX!!!!1!! WTF IF TAHTS WUT IT TAEKS DA MOBS CAN KEP THEYRE EPIS FOR AL I CAER!!!!11!!! WTF IF DA PROBL3M WIT DA EXISTNG RADENG END-GME SI TAHT ITS A BORNG TIEM SINK THAN WUT SI GANEAD BY OF3RNG TEH ALTERNATIEV OF ANOTH3R BORNG TIEM SINK?!!!! WTFSHUD A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD WHO STIL HAS TROUBL3 WIT RAEGFIER CHASM G3T 3PIS JUST B/C HES A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD?!??? OMG WTFIF U GOT A THOSAND CHARACTERS 2 LEVAL 5 WUD U AXP3CT EPIS FOR TAHT??!?!3MPHASIZNG TIEM SPENT OVER SKIL LEADS 2 MIND-NUMBNGLEY R3PETITIEV CONT3NT WHICH SI 3XACTLEY WUT SHUD B AVOIEDD!1!!1 OMG WTFSURALEY IT SI BT3R 2 SPAND TAHT TIEM CR3ATNG R3AL CONTANT 3V3N IF IT M3ANS ONLEY ONE BORNG END GMA PATH INST3AD OF S3V3RAL!!!1!!PARHAPS FOR WUT TEH FINAL 3XPANSION BLIZARD HAS PLANED IT WUD MAEK SENS3 2 HAEV MULTIPLE AND-GMA PATHS SO TAHT PLAEYRS CUD ADVANC3 2 DA V3RY BST GEAR VIA 40-MAN RADES 5-MAN GROUPS SOLO CONT3NT OR WUT MIX TH3Y PR3FAR!!!1!11!! OMG WTFBUT IN TEH UNTIL THEN IT DO3SNT MAEK SENSE 2 OVARDO DA AND-GMA CONTENT WHICH WIL NED A MAJOR OVARHAUL L8R INSTEAD OF REAL CONT3NT WHICH WIL RAMANE UESFUL FOR AS LONG AS DA GMA AXISTS AND WITHOUT NEDNG 2 B COMPLATELEY R3BALANCED!!1!!! OMG WTFANOTHER ALT3RNATIEV WUD B 2 HAEV NO END-GM3 AT AL!!111!!1! OMG PUT NO RADE INSTANC3S OR R3PUTATION GRINDS IN2 TEH GMA SO TAHT ONCE U FINISH STRATHOLME SCHOLOMANCE DIER MAUL BLAKROK DEPTHS AND BLAKROK SPIER UR DONA!1!111 WTF TH3R3S NOTHNG LAFT 2 DO!1!11 OMG TAHT WUD B LIEK BLIZARD TELNG PLAEYRS CONGRATULATIONS U HAEV BAETN TEH GME!1!!11 OMG WTFNOW U SHUD CANC3L UR ACOUNT AND GO DO SOMETHNG 3LSE!1111 FOR OBVIOS BUSIENS REASONS THEY CANT DO TAHT!11!1!111 OMG L3TS NOT FORGET TAHT BLIZARD SI PLAYNG A GME 2 H3R3!111!1!! THERE TRYNG 2 MAEK AS MUCH MON3Y AS THEY POSIBLEY CAN!!1!1 WTF THES ISNT AN ANTI-CAPITALIST RANT TAHTS A GOD THNG NOT A BAD THNG!!!!!1 OMGIF BLIZARD DIDNT R ABOUT MON3Y TH3Y WUDNT R WUT PLAEYRS WANT AND CERTANELEY WUDNT ADJUST DA GM3 BAESD ON PLAEYR DAMANDS!!!1!1!!1 WTF IF U DONT SE TEH DIFERANC3 BTWEN THES AND WT DO NOW I SUGEST U GO APLEY FOR SOME P3RMIT AT A GOVARNM3NT AEGNCY SOMETIEM!1!!!1!11IT DOASNT MATER MUCH WHICH AEGNCY SO LONG AS IT ISNT D3P3NDANT ON CUS2M3R SATISFACTION FOR ITS BUDGAT!!1!1! OMG WTF INDED BLIZARD TRYNG 2 MAEK MONEY SI TEH RAASON TH3Y MAED TEH POPULAR LEVEL 1-59 SACTION OF DA GMA TEH WAY THEY DID!!!!!!11 OMG WTFBLIZARDS GREAT INSIGHT WAS TAHT EVEN IF IT WAS NACASARY FOR TEH GME 2 B PANEFUL GRINDNG ONC3 TEH CONTANT HAD RUN OUT MANY PLAEYRS DIDNT WANT DA PANEFUL GRINDNG STAEG 2 BGIN SOM3WHERE AROUND L3VEL 3!!!!1!!1 OMG WTFSO THEY POSTPON3D IT AL DA WAY UNTIL PLAEYRS HAD DON3 NEARLEY AVERYTHNG THEIR WAS 2 DO AND PLAEYRS LOVED IT!1!1!TAHT SI A BIG R3ASON Y DA GMA HAS SIX MILION OR SO SUBSCRIEBRS AND TEH COMPANY HAS (HOPEFULY) MAED MILIONS OF DOLARS IN PROFIT!!!1!!11! OMG BUT PLAEYRS SE TAHT DA GRINDNG CAN B POSTPONAD AND WANT IT POSTPON3D FURTHER OR PUT OF INDEFINIETLEY!!111 OMG WTF A COMPANY TAHT FOUND A WAY 2 DO TAHT IN A ST3REOTYPICAL MORPG WIT HAAVILEY SCRIPT3D CONTENT WUD MAEK ODL3S OF MON3Y OF IT!11!!11 OMG WTF BUT TRYNG TAHT SI P3RHAPS A HOLEY GRALE TYPA OF MISION AND ONA FOR WHICH NEITH3R BLIZARD NOR ANYON3 3LS3 ON DA PLAENT HAS A SOLUTION!!11! WTFHOW3VER BLIZARD KNAW TAHT TH3Y CUD ONLEY AD SO MUCH REAL CONT3NT 2 TEH GM3 WITHOUT MAKNG A BUNCH OF IL-CONC3IEVD GARBAEG!!1!11!!1 OMGTEH PROBLEM THAY FAECD WAS HOW 2 GAT PLAEYRS 2 KEP SUBSCRIBNG AFTER THEY HAEV RUN OUT OF CONTENT OR MORA COMONLEY SKIP3D MOST OF IT!!11! OMGTHERE SOLUTION WAS DA CUR3NT RADENG 3ND-GM3!!111!!!! OMGLOK CAERFULY AND U NOTIEC TAHT TAHT SI EXACTLEY WT AXISTNG 40-MAN RADES R BUILT FOR MORA SO THAN 2 PROVIED AN INT3RESTNG CHALENG3!11!111 WTFTHEIR SI DA RADE LOKOUT FOR EXMPLE SO TAHT A GUILD CANT KIL ONYXIA 5 TIEMS PAR DAY AND GET AVERYON3 HIS TEIR 2 H3LM IN A WEK BUT RATH3R TEH RADE CONT3NT LASTS MUCH LONGAR 3VEN AFT3R ONYXIA GOAS ON FARM STATUS!!!!!!11THEYRE R TEH SPECIALIEZD R3SISTANCE G3AR REQUIERMANTS SO TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 SP3ND MUCH TIEM FARMNG FOR GAAR WHICH SI UESLES OUTSIED TEH INSTANCE IN QUESTION IN ORDER 2 DO DA RADE!11!1!!TEH 40-MAN R3QUIERMANT ITSELF FORCAS MUCH TIEM 2 B SPENT ON ORGANIZNG AND TRYNG 2 BUILD GUILDS RATH3R THAN RADENG!1!1!! WTFAND TEH MOST CL3VAR PART OF THES SI TAHT IF ONLEY SO MUCH TIEM PAR WEK CAN B SPENT ADVANCNG A MANE IT PUSHAS PLAEYRS 2 CR3AET ALTS 2 GO BAK AND R3DO CONT3NT IN A DIFER3NT WAY WIT A DIFER3NT CLAS OR P3RHAPS AVEN GO DO CONTENT TH3Y SKIPED DA FIRST TIEM AROUND!1111!1 OMG TAHT IS IT PUSH3S PLAEYRS 2 GO DO SOM3THNG FUN!1!!!!! IMAGIEN TAHT!11!1DONG TEH SM3 THNG OV3R AND OV3R AND OVAR AGANE FOR LOT SI NOT RAAL CONTANT!!!1!1!11 OMGFORTY MANE RADES SIMPLEY AERNT RAAL CONT3NT IN DA SENS3 TAHT SAY SCARLET MONASTARY OR HILSBRAD FOTHILS AER!11!1! IF ANY RADEARS WANT 2 DISAGRE WIT TAHT THEN WUD U S3RIOSLEY CLEAR MOLTEN CORE A DOZEN TIEMS PAR CHARACT3R IF IT DROPED NO LOT APIC OR OTHERWIES??!!!? OMG WTF NOT COINCIEDNTALY DA SM3 CAN B SADE OF DA VARIOS REPUTATION GRINDS IN TEH GM3!1!1!1!11 OMG WTFAFTER AL WITHOUT 3PIC REWARDS PLAEYRS SIMPLEY WUDNT DO A VERY SMAL SUBSAT OF TEH CONTENT OVER AND OVER AND OV3R AGANE AV3N IF ITS TEH BIG BAD AND BOS OF TEH GME AS IT SIMPLEY ISNT FUN!1!!! SO WUT ABOUT TEH EPIS????!!?!! OMG WTFDOESNT IT SEM OD TAHT WIT TEH 3XCAPTION OF PVP RANK 14 WAAPONS (A TIEM SINK AND A HALF IN ITS3LF) AL HIGH LAVEL EPIS COME FROM 40-MAN RADES??!!!?! W3L NOT RILLY!!!1!!11! OMG BLIZARD PUT DA END-GME RADES IN2 TEH GM3 2 PROVIED SOM3THNG 2 DO FOR THEYRE L3S CRAATIEV PLAEYRS AND PREF3RS TAHT PLAEYRS GO RADENG RATHER THAN CANCELNG ACOUNTS!1!!11! WTF PUTNG DA BST LOT IN TEH GME THEIR ENSURAS TAHT TEH APROPRIAET TYPA OF PLAEYRS WIL SPEND TEH DESIERD MOUNT OF TIEM IN SUCH INSTANC3S AND H3NCE KEP THERE SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTIEV!!111!!!1 OMG IL CONCEDE TAHT TEH LOT GAP BTWEN RADE AND NON-RADE GEAR SI AWFULY LARGA AND P3RHAPS UNECASARILEY SO SURELEY IETM LAV3L 60 3PIS FOR TEIR 1 AND 67ISH FOR TEIR 2 WUD HAEV B3N HIGH ANOUGH 2 PUSH DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT DA BST GAAR 2 RADE FOR IT!1!11 WTFBUT DA POINT R3MANES TAHT DA BST GEAR HAS 2 COMA FROM DA AND-GME PSAUDO-CONTENT TAHT BLIZARD CR3AETS SOLELEY IN AN AFORT 2 PREVANT PLAEYRS FROM CANCELNG WHEN TH3Y RATIONALY OUGHT 2!!!!1!1 WTF AFTER AL MOST RADE3RS R THEIR FOR DA EPIS NOT FOR DA CHALENGE!11!!11!1 OMG WTFMOST WONT SAY SO BUT MANY IMPLICITLEY ADMIT IT WH3N THEY ARGU3 TAHT 40-MAN RADES HAEV 2 GIEV DRASTICALY BT3R LOT THAN 5-MAN INSTANC3S OR ALSA PEOPL3 WUDNT BOTHAR 2 DO THEM!1!!1 OMG WTFSUPOSE TAHT THEYRE W3RE A TEIR 3 L3GANDARY SAT FOR EACH CLAS IN DA GME RIGHT NOW!11!!1! OMGTEH ONLEY WAY 2 G3T IT SI 2 PR3S DA Q KEY ONCA P3R SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!11!1! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BR3AK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!1!1 WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALEY U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAEYRS WUD!1!1!1!!FURTH3RMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CR3AETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 G3T COMPARABL3 G3AR THEYRE WUD B AN OUTCRY FROM TEH P3OPLE WHO ALREADY HAD TEH L3GENDARY SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 3ARN THERE GEAR BY S3VERALEY DMAGNG THEYRE WRISTS!!111!!!1 OMG AND YET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADE3RS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOP3 TAHT IT ISNT N3C3SARY 2 EXPLANE Y SUCH A S3T SI SP3CTACULARLEY BAD GMA DESIGN!1!!1!11! OMG AND RILLY TEH CONC3PT OF 3ARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOST3ROS ONE!1!11! OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3Y 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THEYRE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH TH3Y R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!1!1111USUALY THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3ASY 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVARY DAY!1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MOR3 FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHAR3 WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!111!!1IF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!1!!1! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONC3PT OF EXPAREINC3 L3V3LS!!!!1!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF TH3Y HAEV 2 D3AL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MON3Y!1!11!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GO3S DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!11!!!11 WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!11!!1 WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD W3RA 2 IMPL3MENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOR3NDOSLEY DIFICULT!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!1!11!1 OMG WUT OTH3R RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO P3RHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PITY THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3Y CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK 10 PLAEYRS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG

[Stanley Burrell]

LOL

[Methais]

LOL

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[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

FUCKING CHRIST METHAIS THANKS FOR MAKING MY EYE SOCKETS HEMORRHAGE I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

[BigWorm]

MMMMMOTTTTTORRRRRRRRBBBBBOAT!!!!!

[Proxy]

i don't get it...

[diethx]

FUCKING CHRIST METHAIS THANKS FOR MAKING MY EYE SOCKETS HEMORRHAGE I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, WOULD YOU PLEASE NOW DO THE SAME FOR MY ANUS????

THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, "FIXED SIR".

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, "FIXED SIR".

DO NOT WANT

[Tisket]

Why are you guys shouting in this thread????!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Why are you guys shouting in this thread????!

It seemed appropriate. Sry :/

[Tisket]

IT'S LIBERATING TO SHOUT SOMETIMES. CARRY ON

[Ignot]

This thread just goes to show that there has been a lack of good threads lately. Methais tries so hard to make it not boring.

[Proxy]

i don't get it...

i still don't...

[Furrowfoot]

SHOUT
SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT
COME ON
I'M TALKING TO YOU
COME ON
IN VIOLENT TIMES
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL
IN BLACK AND WHITE
THEY REALLY REALLY OUGHT TO KNOW
THOSE ONE TRACK MINDS
THAT TOOK YOU FOR A WORKING BOY
KISS THEM GOODBYE
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO JUMP FOR JOY
SHOUT
THEY GAVE YOU LIFE
AND IN RETURN YOU GAVE THEM HELL
AS COLD AS ICE
I HOPE WE LIVE TO TELL THE TALE
SHOUT
AND WHEN YOU'VE TAKEN DOWN YOUR GUARD
IF I COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND
I'D REALLY LOVE TO BREAK YOUR HEART
SHOUT

[diethx]

THAT SONG IS FREAKING AWESOME, NICE JOB SIR.

[The Ponzzz]

jgurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jgurli: haha, ok lets go.
jgurli: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bninja: I stomp the ground, and snort
jgurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jgurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jgurli: No, ur not really a Rhino silly, it's just part of the game.
bninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
jgurli: stop, cmon be serious.
bninja: Doesn't get any more serious than a Rhino about to charge your ass
jgurli: thats it.
bninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bninja: Goddam am I hard now.

[Sean of the Thread]

UNL3S R3ADILEY ACESIBLA NU INSTANCES GIEV EVEN BTER LOT THAN THIS MANY PLAEYRS WUD COMPLATELEY IGNORA THAM!!!1!1!1! OMG RADE INSTANCES ALONG DA WAY IN LEVALNG SIMPLEY AERNT VIABLE AS RADES CUT AXPEREINCE BY HALF!!11!!1 OMG FURTHAR DA ONLEY R3ASON GUILDS CAN GET 40 PLAEYRS 2 GO DO MOLTAN COR3 SI B/C THEIR R MANY MANY 60S IN TEH GM3 AT LEAST WH3N COMPAERD 2 TEH NUMBR OF PLAEYRS AT EXACTLEY SAY LEVEL 37!111!11!! OMGDA ONLEY SENSIBLE THNG TAHT I SE 2 DO WIT INSTANCES LIEK ZULGURUB 20-MAN AHNQIRAJ AND MOLT3N CORE SI 2 HAAVILEY NERF TEH MOBS 2 MAEK DA INSTANCES 5-MAN RASE3 THERE LEVELS SO TAHT TEH LOT DA INSTANCA DROPS SI SUITABLE FOR DA L3V3L WITHOUT CHANGNG IETMS REDUCE DROP RAETS AND R3MOVA TEH RADE LOKOUT!!1!!TAHT WUD AT LAAST G3T SOMA UTILITY OUT OF DA INSTANC3S RATHAR THAN BLIZARD HAVNG SPENT AL TAHT TIEM DESIGNNG INSTANCAS TAHT 3VAN RADEERS WHO HAPAN 2 PIK UP TEH GM3 AFTAR TEH EXPANSION CAN NAVER SE!!!1!!!1 OMG WTFFURTHERMORE TEH 40-MAN COMPONENT SI HARDLEY TEH ONLEY PROBLEM WIT RADES IN THEYRE PRESENT FORMULATION!1!!!1! WTFIF TH3Y W3RE 2 MAEK DA 3ND-GMA INSTANC3S 5-MAN BUT KEP AL TEH OTH3R PROBL3MS WUD TAHT MAEK FOR A FUN INSTANC3?!!!?!? RADE LOKOUTS 3XOTIC R3SISTANC3 R3QUIERMENTS PRESCH3DULNG RAGROUPNG ON MULTIPLE DAYS PIEGONHOLAD CLAS FUNCTIONS FORC3D R3SPAS REPUTATION GRINDS DKP GUILD DRMA AND KILNG DA SME MOBS IN DA SMA ORDERS USNG TEH SME TACTIS WEK AFTAR WEK AFTER WEK IN A 5-MAN INSTANCE????????NO THX!!!!1!! WTF IF TAHTS WUT IT TAEKS DA MOBS CAN KEP THEYRE EPIS FOR AL I CAER!!!!11!!! WTF IF DA PROBL3M WIT DA EXISTNG RADENG END-GME SI TAHT ITS A BORNG TIEM SINK THAN WUT SI GANEAD BY OF3RNG TEH ALTERNATIEV OF ANOTH3R BORNG TIEM SINK?!!!! WTFSHUD A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD WHO STIL HAS TROUBL3 WIT RAEGFIER CHASM G3T 3PIS JUST B/C HES A 60 WIT 10 DAYS /PLAEYD?!??? OMG WTFIF U GOT A THOSAND CHARACTERS 2 LEVAL 5 WUD U AXP3CT EPIS FOR TAHT??!?!3MPHASIZNG TIEM SPENT OVER SKIL LEADS 2 MIND-NUMBNGLEY R3PETITIEV CONT3NT WHICH SI 3XACTLEY WUT SHUD B AVOIEDD!1!!1 OMG WTFSURALEY IT SI BT3R 2 SPAND TAHT TIEM CR3ATNG R3AL CONTANT 3V3N IF IT M3ANS ONLEY ONE BORNG END GMA PATH INST3AD OF S3V3RAL!!!1!!PARHAPS FOR WUT TEH FINAL 3XPANSION BLIZARD HAS PLANED IT WUD MAEK SENS3 2 HAEV MULTIPLE AND-GMA PATHS SO TAHT PLAEYRS CUD ADVANC3 2 DA V3RY BST GEAR VIA 40-MAN RADES 5-MAN GROUPS SOLO CONT3NT OR WUT MIX TH3Y PR3FAR!!!1!11!! OMG WTFBUT IN TEH UNTIL THEN IT DO3SNT MAEK SENSE 2 OVARDO DA AND-GMA CONTENT WHICH WIL NED A MAJOR OVARHAUL L8R INSTEAD OF REAL CONT3NT WHICH WIL RAMANE UESFUL FOR AS LONG AS DA GMA AXISTS AND WITHOUT NEDNG 2 B COMPLATELEY R3BALANCED!!1!!! OMG WTFANOTHER ALT3RNATIEV WUD B 2 HAEV NO END-GM3 AT AL!!111!!1! OMG PUT NO RADE INSTANC3S OR R3PUTATION GRINDS IN2 TEH GMA SO TAHT ONCE U FINISH STRATHOLME SCHOLOMANCE DIER MAUL BLAKROK DEPTHS AND BLAKROK SPIER UR DONA!1!111 WTF TH3R3S NOTHNG LAFT 2 DO!1!11 OMG TAHT WUD B LIEK BLIZARD TELNG PLAEYRS CONGRATULATIONS U HAEV BAETN TEH GME!1!!11 OMG WTFNOW U SHUD CANC3L UR ACOUNT AND GO DO SOMETHNG 3LSE!1111 FOR OBVIOS BUSIENS REASONS THEY CANT DO TAHT!11!1!111 OMG L3TS NOT FORGET TAHT BLIZARD SI PLAYNG A GME 2 H3R3!111!1!! THERE TRYNG 2 MAEK AS MUCH MON3Y AS THEY POSIBLEY CAN!!1!1 WTF THES ISNT AN ANTI-CAPITALIST RANT TAHTS A GOD THNG NOT A BAD THNG!!!!!1 OMGIF BLIZARD DIDNT R ABOUT MON3Y TH3Y WUDNT R WUT PLAEYRS WANT AND CERTANELEY WUDNT ADJUST DA GM3 BAESD ON PLAEYR DAMANDS!!!1!1!!1 WTF IF U DONT SE TEH DIFERANC3 BTWEN THES AND WT DO NOW I SUGEST U GO APLEY FOR SOME P3RMIT AT A GOVARNM3NT AEGNCY SOMETIEM!1!!!1!11IT DOASNT MATER MUCH WHICH AEGNCY SO LONG AS IT ISNT D3P3NDANT ON CUS2M3R SATISFACTION FOR ITS BUDGAT!!1!1! OMG WTF INDED BLIZARD TRYNG 2 MAEK MONEY SI TEH RAASON TH3Y MAED TEH POPULAR LEVEL 1-59 SACTION OF DA GMA TEH WAY THEY DID!!!!!!11 OMG WTFBLIZARDS GREAT INSIGHT WAS TAHT EVEN IF IT WAS NACASARY FOR TEH GME 2 B PANEFUL GRINDNG ONC3 TEH CONTANT HAD RUN OUT MANY PLAEYRS DIDNT WANT DA PANEFUL GRINDNG STAEG 2 BGIN SOM3WHERE AROUND L3VEL 3!!!!1!!1 OMG WTFSO THEY POSTPON3D IT AL DA WAY UNTIL PLAEYRS HAD DON3 NEARLEY AVERYTHNG THEIR WAS 2 DO AND PLAEYRS LOVED IT!1!1!TAHT SI A BIG R3ASON Y DA GMA HAS SIX MILION OR SO SUBSCRIEBRS AND TEH COMPANY HAS (HOPEFULY) MAED MILIONS OF DOLARS IN PROFIT!!!1!!11! OMG BUT PLAEYRS SE TAHT DA GRINDNG CAN B POSTPONAD AND WANT IT POSTPON3D FURTHER OR PUT OF INDEFINIETLEY!!111 OMG WTF A COMPANY TAHT FOUND A WAY 2 DO TAHT IN A ST3REOTYPICAL MORPG WIT HAAVILEY SCRIPT3D CONTENT WUD MAEK ODL3S OF MON3Y OF IT!11!!11 OMG WTF BUT TRYNG TAHT SI P3RHAPS A HOLEY GRALE TYPA OF MISION AND ONA FOR WHICH NEITH3R BLIZARD NOR ANYON3 3LS3 ON DA PLAENT HAS A SOLUTION!!11! WTFHOW3VER BLIZARD KNAW TAHT TH3Y CUD ONLEY AD SO MUCH REAL CONT3NT 2 TEH GM3 WITHOUT MAKNG A BUNCH OF IL-CONC3IEVD GARBAEG!!1!11!!1 OMGTEH PROBLEM THAY FAECD WAS HOW 2 GAT PLAEYRS 2 KEP SUBSCRIBNG AFTER THEY HAEV RUN OUT OF CONTENT OR MORA COMONLEY SKIP3D MOST OF IT!!11! OMGTHERE SOLUTION WAS DA CUR3NT RADENG 3ND-GM3!!111!!!! OMGLOK CAERFULY AND U NOTIEC TAHT TAHT SI EXACTLEY WT AXISTNG 40-MAN RADES R BUILT FOR MORA SO THAN 2 PROVIED AN INT3RESTNG CHALENG3!11!111 WTFTHEIR SI DA RADE LOKOUT FOR EXMPLE SO TAHT A GUILD CANT KIL ONYXIA 5 TIEMS PAR DAY AND GET AVERYON3 HIS TEIR 2 H3LM IN A WEK BUT RATH3R TEH RADE CONT3NT LASTS MUCH LONGAR 3VEN AFT3R ONYXIA GOAS ON FARM STATUS!!!!!!11THEYRE R TEH SPECIALIEZD R3SISTANCE G3AR REQUIERMANTS SO TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 SP3ND MUCH TIEM FARMNG FOR GAAR WHICH SI UESLES OUTSIED TEH INSTANCE IN QUESTION IN ORDER 2 DO DA RADE!11!1!!TEH 40-MAN R3QUIERMANT ITSELF FORCAS MUCH TIEM 2 B SPENT ON ORGANIZNG AND TRYNG 2 BUILD GUILDS RATH3R THAN RADENG!1!1!! WTFAND TEH MOST CL3VAR PART OF THES SI TAHT IF ONLEY SO MUCH TIEM PAR WEK CAN B SPENT ADVANCNG A MANE IT PUSHAS PLAEYRS 2 CR3AET ALTS 2 GO BAK AND R3DO CONT3NT IN A DIFER3NT WAY WIT A DIFER3NT CLAS OR P3RHAPS AVEN GO DO CONTENT TH3Y SKIPED DA FIRST TIEM AROUND!1111!1 OMG TAHT IS IT PUSH3S PLAEYRS 2 GO DO SOM3THNG FUN!1!!!!! IMAGIEN TAHT!11!1DONG TEH SM3 THNG OV3R AND OV3R AND OVAR AGANE FOR LOT SI NOT RAAL CONTANT!!!1!1!11 OMGFORTY MANE RADES SIMPLEY AERNT RAAL CONT3NT IN DA SENS3 TAHT SAY SCARLET MONASTARY OR HILSBRAD FOTHILS AER!11!1! IF ANY RADEARS WANT 2 DISAGRE WIT TAHT THEN WUD U S3RIOSLEY CLEAR MOLTEN CORE A DOZEN TIEMS PAR CHARACT3R IF IT DROPED NO LOT APIC OR OTHERWIES??!!!? OMG WTF NOT COINCIEDNTALY DA SM3 CAN B SADE OF DA VARIOS REPUTATION GRINDS IN TEH GM3!1!1!1!11 OMG WTFAFTER AL WITHOUT 3PIC REWARDS PLAEYRS SIMPLEY WUDNT DO A VERY SMAL SUBSAT OF TEH CONTENT OVER AND OVER AND OV3R AGANE AV3N IF ITS TEH BIG BAD AND BOS OF TEH GME AS IT SIMPLEY ISNT FUN!1!!! SO WUT ABOUT TEH EPIS????!!?!! OMG WTFDOESNT IT SEM OD TAHT WIT TEH 3XCAPTION OF PVP RANK 14 WAAPONS (A TIEM SINK AND A HALF IN ITS3LF) AL HIGH LAVEL EPIS COME FROM 40-MAN RADES??!!!?! W3L NOT RILLY!!!1!!11! OMG BLIZARD PUT DA END-GME RADES IN2 TEH GM3 2 PROVIED SOM3THNG 2 DO FOR THEYRE L3S CRAATIEV PLAEYRS AND PREF3RS TAHT PLAEYRS GO RADENG RATHER THAN CANCELNG ACOUNTS!1!!11! WTF PUTNG DA BST LOT IN TEH GME THEIR ENSURAS TAHT TEH APROPRIAET TYPA OF PLAEYRS WIL SPEND TEH DESIERD MOUNT OF TIEM IN SUCH INSTANC3S AND H3NCE KEP THERE SUBSCRIPTIONS ACTIEV!!111!!!1 OMG IL CONCEDE TAHT TEH LOT GAP BTWEN RADE AND NON-RADE GEAR SI AWFULY LARGA AND P3RHAPS UNECASARILEY SO SURELEY IETM LAV3L 60 3PIS FOR TEIR 1 AND 67ISH FOR TEIR 2 WUD HAEV B3N HIGH ANOUGH 2 PUSH DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT DA BST GAAR 2 RADE FOR IT!1!11 WTFBUT DA POINT R3MANES TAHT DA BST GEAR HAS 2 COMA FROM DA AND-GME PSAUDO-CONTENT TAHT BLIZARD CR3AETS SOLELEY IN AN AFORT 2 PREVANT PLAEYRS FROM CANCELNG WHEN TH3Y RATIONALY OUGHT 2!!!!1!1 WTF AFTER AL MOST RADE3RS R THEIR FOR DA EPIS NOT FOR DA CHALENGE!11!!11!1 OMG WTFMOST WONT SAY SO BUT MANY IMPLICITLEY ADMIT IT WH3N THEY ARGU3 TAHT 40-MAN RADES HAEV 2 GIEV DRASTICALY BT3R LOT THAN 5-MAN INSTANC3S OR ALSA PEOPL3 WUDNT BOTHAR 2 DO THEM!1!!1 OMG WTFSUPOSE TAHT THEYRE W3RE A TEIR 3 L3GANDARY SAT FOR EACH CLAS IN DA GME RIGHT NOW!11!!1! OMGTEH ONLEY WAY 2 G3T IT SI 2 PR3S DA Q KEY ONCA P3R SECOND FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAGEHT!11!1! OMGU CANT MACRO IT AND IF U TAEK A BR3AK FOR TWO SECONDS U FALE AND HAEV 2 START OVAR!!!1!1 WTFWUD U DO IT??!!! SURALEY U KNOW AS WEL AS I DO TAHT A LOT OF PLAEYRS WUD!1!1!1!!FURTH3RMORE IF BLIZARD L8R CR3AETD ALTARNAET METHODS 2 G3T COMPARABL3 G3AR THEYRE WUD B AN OUTCRY FROM TEH P3OPLE WHO ALREADY HAD TEH L3GENDARY SAT OF HOW THES WAS UNFARE AND TEH OTHER PEOPLA WHO WANTAD LEGANDAREIS SHUD HAEV 2 3ARN THERE GEAR BY S3VERALEY DMAGNG THEYRE WRISTS!!111!!!1 OMG AND YET AT RISK OF SOMA OF DA MORE OUTSPOKAN RADE3RS NOT UNDERSTANDNG THES EXMPLE I SHUD HOP3 TAHT IT ISNT N3C3SARY 2 EXPLANE Y SUCH A S3T SI SP3CTACULARLEY BAD GMA DESIGN!1!!1!11! OMG AND RILLY TEH CONC3PT OF 3ARNNG GEAR SI QUIET A PRAPOST3ROS ONE!1!11! OMGU AARN THNGS BY DONG SOM3THNG U DONT WANT 2 DO IN ORDER 2 GET SOMETHNG U WANT!11111 OMG WTFIF U AERNT FORTUNAET ENOUGH 2 HAEV A JOB U LOV3 TH3N UR JOB MAY STIL B WORTH DONG IN ORDER 2 G3T 3NOUGH MON3Y 2 BUY AN ONLIEN GME SUBSCRIPTION-AND NOT STARVA!!!!!11 WTFFOR THNGS TAHT NED 2 B DONE SUCH EXCHANGES 2 MAEK DONG WORK WORTHWHIEL R QUIET UESFUL!!11!11! OMG WTF BUT THES SI AN ONLIEN GMA PLAEYD FOR 3NTARTANEM3NT!11!!1 OMGIF THEYRE R P3OPL3 STARVNG IN DA WORLD ITS NOT B/C UR GUILD 2K 2 LONG 2 GET ENOUGH FIER R3SISTANCE GEAR 2 TAEK DOWN RAGNAROS!!!!1!!! COMPUTER GMES R SUPOS3D 2 B FUN!!!11!!11 DA CONT3NT ALONG DA WAY AND IN PARTICULAR DA M3ANS BY WHICH GAAR SI OBTANEED OUGHT 2 B FUN IN ITS3LF!111!1 2 MAEK U MIESRABLE IN ORD3R 2 GAT 3PIS IN A GM3 TAHT U FUNDMENTALY HAET CANOT B WORTH IT IN ANY SAEN SENSE!!1!1!!!!IT SI A RATHAR MADENNG HUMAN T3ND3NCY TAHT PEOPLE WANT 3PIS RAGARDLES OF TEH MEANS BY WHICH TH3Y R OBTANEAD!!!1! WTFRADEERS OFTEN ACUES NON-RADEERS OF WANTNG EASY EPIS!!1!1111USUALY THEIR RIGHT!1!!11 OMG WTFIT ACTUALY GOES FURTH3R THAN THIS AS WUT MANY PLAEYRS WANT SI NOT MERALEY AASY EPIS FOR THEMS3LV3S BUT ALSO FOR OTH3R PLAEYRS 2 NOT GET EASY EPIS!!!!! OMG WTFBUT RADE3RS WANT 3ASY 3PIS 2!1!!!!1! OMG WTF SO IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT HAEV ANY 3PIS!!1!!!POR ME RIGHT???!?!! OMG WTFWAL I HAD A FAW BUT I SOLD THEM ON DA AUCTION HOUES!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT RILLY FOR WUT DO I NED APIS?!!!!??! OMG WTF DO I NED 3PIS FOR STRATHOLM3 OR SCHOLOMANCE OR DIER MAUL??!!??? OMGHOW ABOUT FOR SILITHUS OR WINT3RSPRNG OR 3ASTERN PLAGUALANDS?!!!??? OMG WTF OF COURSE NOT!1!!!!1 WTF I WUD NED 3PIS FOR BLAKWNG LARE OR 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EXC3PT TAHT I JUST SADE IMM NOT A RADEER!111111! OMG WTF THEIR R NO G3AR R3QUIERMENTS IN ORD3R NOT 2 DO AN INSTANC3!1!1!1!!1 OMG HE PURPOSE OF G3TNG LOT SI 2 B W3L-EQUIPED FOR FUTUR3 CHAL3NGAS!!11!!!!! WTFBUT THEIR SI ONLEY A FINIET MOUNT OF CONT3NT IN TEH GME!!!111!!! OMG WTFAT SOME POINT THEIR R NO FUTUR3 CHAL3NGES WORTH DONG-MEANNG TAHT AT TAHT POINT LOT BCOMES WORTHL3S!!!11!111 MANY PLAEYRS HAEV GONE PAST TAHT POINT WITHOUT REALIZNG IT AND STIL WANT MOR3 AND BTER EPIS!1!!111!!U CAN SE THEM WHINNG ABOUT IT HAR3 AVARY DAY!1!111!! WTFSO WUT ABOUT PVP?!!!?!! OMG ISNT IT UNFARE IF ON3 PLAEYR SI IN AL BLUE GEAR AND HAS 2 FIGHT ANOTHAR DEK3D OUT IN BLAKWNG LARE AND 40-MAN AHNQIRAJ EPIS??!!? WTFYEP PVP SI UNBALANC3D!11!1 WTF DUH!!111 WTFITS SUPOSED 2 B UNBALANCED!!1!!! WTFU SHUD HAEV FIGURAD THES OUT BY TEH TIEM U GOT UR FIRST CHARACTAR 2 LEV3L 2!1!!11! OMG HALF TEH POINT OF TEH L3V3LNG IN A L3V3LNG GM3 WIT PVP SI 2 INTANTIONALY MAEK TEH PVP UNBALANCED!1!1!1!1IF U DONT LIEK TAHT THAN DONT PVP!!!11!!! OMGPROBL3M SOLVAD!1!11!!1 IT GOES BAK 2 HOW PLAEYRS WANT EASY EPIS FOR THEMSELV3S AND NOT FOR OTH3RS!!1111! OMG WTFPLAEYRS WANT 2 WIN AND HENCE WANT WINNG 2 B BAESD ON WUT IT NEDS 2 B BAESD ON IN ORD3R FOR THEM 2 WIN!!11! OMGFOR PLAEYRS WIT MOR3 FRE TIEM THAN SKIL THEIR R LEVALNG GMAS WHAR3 WHOEVAR HAS DA MOST FRE TIEM WINS!111!!1IF UR LOKNG FOR COMBAT WHERA TEH WINAR SI BAESD ON SKIL UR TARIBLEY LOST!1!!1! WTF TRY LOKNG FOR A GMA WIT NO CONC3PT OF EXPAREINC3 L3V3LS!!!!1!! WTFBLIZARD MAEKS PVP UNBALANCED B/C TAHTS WUT PLAEYRS WANT!!!!!1!1! OMG WTF TH3Y HAEV 2 D3AL WIT TAHT RAALITY IN ORDAR 2 MAEK MON3Y!1!11!! OMG WTF AS TEH SAYNG GO3S DA CUS2MER SI ALWAYS RIGHT!11!!!11 WTF AND TAHTS Y COMPLANENG ABOUT PVP IMBALANCAS SI STUPID!!!11!!1 WTF BSIEDS IF BLIZARD W3RA 2 IMPL3MENT AL OF DA NARFS TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV CALED FOR WHEN THINKNG OF PVP IT WUD MAEK MUCH OF TEH PVA CONTANT HOR3NDOSLEY DIFICULT!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF AND TAHT WUD GIEV PLAEYRS YET ANOTHAR 2PIC ON WHICH 2 WHIEN!1!11!1 OMG WUT OTH3R RAASONS R THEYRE 2 GET EPIS APART FROM PVP AND PVA UESS????!! OMG WTF EGO P3RHAPS??!??!? WTFWHIEL I T3ND 2 PITY THOS3 WHO MAEK A HUG3 DEAL ABOUT EITHER LEVELNG OR GETNG SOME PARTICULAR DROP AS THOUGH IT WER3 SOM3 GR3AT ACOMPLISHMANT THES DOASNT MAEK MUCH S3NSE EITH3R!11!1!! OMGSUPOSE TAHT BLIZARD WERE 2 AD A NU LEGENDARY SET FOR EACH CLAS WHICH WAS UND3NIABLEY TEH BST GEAR IN DA GM3!!11!1 AL TAHT PLAEYRS HAEV 2 DO 2 G3T IT SI UPON REACHNG LEVEL 60 SI 2 COMPL3TE A TRIVIAL QUAST LIEN WHICH BASICALY CONSISTS OF TEH QUAST GIEVR #@!&AETDLEY ASKNG DA PLAEYR IF HA SI CARTANE TAHT HA WANTS TEH SAT!1!!!11 WTF THARES ONA BIG CATCH THOUGH ONC3 U G3T TEH LEGENDARY SET U CAN NAV3R AGANE ENT3R AN INSTANC3!!111! OMGNO BATL3GROUNDS NO RADE ZONES NO GROUP ZON3S NO SOLO FARMNG INSTANCAS EV3N!!1!11 WTF TAHT IS U CAN G3T TEH SET BUT CANT UES IT MUCH!!!!1!!INT3REST3D??!!! OMGIF DA PLAEYRS WHO WANT GAAR WANT IT FOR SOMETHNG OTHER THAN PVP OR PV3 UES TH3N SURALEY THES WUD B QUIET A POPULAR SAT DONT U THINK??!?!?!I CAN SYMPATHIEZ WIT NON-RADEERS WHO WANT MOR3 NON-RADENG CONTENT AD3D 2 DA GM3!!!11!!! OMG WTFWUT I CANT SYMPATHIEZ WIT SI DA PEOPL3 WHO UES EXPLOITS 2 TRIVIALIEZ (AND HENCE ASANTIALY SKIP) TEH AXISTNG CONT3NT AND THAN COMPLANE TAHT THEYVE RUN OUT OF THNGS 2 DO!!11!1 OMG U SEN WUT IMM TOKNG ABOUT TAEK A 40 IN2 DEADMIENS AND A 60 IN2 SCARLET MONASTARY!11111 WTFSUCH PAOPLE WUD TAEK AN 80 IN2 SCHOLOMANCA IF TH3Y CUD BUT THAY CANT SO INSTAAD THEY TAEK 10 PLAEYRS IN2 A 5-MAN ZONE!!1!!!!1! AND NOW TAHT EXPLOIT SI BNG CUT OF AS WEL IN PATCH 110!1!1! OMG WTF AND THEIR SCR3MNG ABOUT IT!!!1!! OMG WTFMUSNG!!1!!!1!1 OMGITS NOT HARD 2 FIND DA PROBLEMS WIT DA PEOPLE U DONT LIEK AND RADEERS HAEV JUMP3D ON THES 2 POINT OUT HOW RIDICULOS IT IS!!!1!11! OMG WTF THEIR RIGHT OF COURS3!!11! WTF WH3R3 THEY GO WRONG SI IN CLAMENG TAHT NON-RADEERS ASKED FOR EPIS FOR HARD NON-RADENG CONT3NT AND R NOW COMPLANENG ABOUT IT!1!11!1 OMG WTF DA NON-RADEARS WHO R COMPLANENG ABOUT DA CHANGES OF PATCH 110!1!!!11! OMG R NOT DA SM3 P3OPLE WHO WANT3D ACTUAL CHAL3NG3S IN NON-RADENG CONTANT SUCH AS HAVNG 2 PAY ATENTION!1!11!1 WTF SO LET IT B KNOWN IMM NOT A RADEER AND I DONT WANT EASY EPIS!!1!1!1 OMG WTFWUT I WANT SI 2 B ABL3 2 ATAK ONA CHALANGE UNTIL I GET TIERD OF FARMNG IT (AND I HAEV VARY LITLA 2L3RANCA FOR GRINDNG OF ANY SORT) AND TH3N AS A R3SULT OF HAVNG COMPLET3D DA PR3VIOS CHALENGE (AND DA ONAS BFOR3 IT) 2 B PROPARLEY AQUIP3D FOR TEH NAXT!!1!!11!! WTFWH3TH3R DA GAAR INVOLVAD SI GREN BLUE PURPLA OR ORANGE DOESNT MATER MUCH!!!11!1! OMG WTF AND I DO WANT DA CHAL3NGES 2 B WAL CHAL3NGNG AS OPOSED 2 MONO2NOS TIEM SINKS!1!!!!!1 I ROUTIENLEY TURN PLAEYRS AWAY FROM GROUPS I FORM FOR BNG 2 HIGH LEVAL!11111111 WTFA 56 WANTS 2 RUN MARAUDON OR A 38 RAZORFAN KRAUL????!!?! WTFNOT WIT ME THEY WONT!!111 OMG WTF FIEV MAN CAPS ON FIEV MAN INSTANCES R GR3AT!!11!!1 WTFI WISH BLIZARD WUD FIX TEH OVARL3VEL3D EXPLOIT AND NOT LET PLAEYRS MOR3 THAN 10 LEV3LS APART 3NT3R DA SMA INSTANC3 2G3THAR 2!1!1!!!1! OMG FINALY I WANT FOR THEYRE 2 B A N3XT CHAL3NGA!!!1!!11 WTF AV3N IF ITS CALED AN AXPANSION!!!!!111 OMG DA GM3 DO3SNT NED MORA TIEM SINKS!1!111 WTFIT NEDS MOR3 REAL CONTENT!1!!!111 OMG WTF LATS LET BLIZARD CRAAET TAHT WITHOUT G3TNG AL ANTSY IN DA MAANTIEM ABOUT NOT BNG ABLA 2 FIND A BORNG TIEM SINK TAHT ISNT WEL A BORNG TIEM SINK!1!111! OMG



THIS IS THE LARGE FONT ROOM.

YOU WANT ROOM 12A NEXT DOOR FOR WALL OF TEXT YOU FESTERING GOB.

[RainyDay2080]

I can't think of anything to say but I'm not saying it in really big purple letters!

RD

[CrystalTears]

No matter how large I make the font, it will never be bigger than my boobs!!

[NocturnalRob]

No matter how large I make the font, it will never be bigger than my boobs!!

OR MY DONG!

[Keller]

Methias made a thread with letters big enough for ParkBandit to read.

How sweet.

[CrystalTears]

LOL!

[Jorddyn]

:hug2: :club: :tumble: :help:

WHY DON'T THE SMILIES GET GIANT, TOO??

[Some Rogue]

OR THE DONG IN MY MOUTH!

FIXED

[NocturnalRob]

FIXED

I WISH YOUR DAD HAD BEEN FIXED BEFORE HE IMPREGNATED YOUR MOM AND THEN RAN OFF WITH HIS THAI BOYFRIEND

[Some Rogue]

I WISH YOUR DAD HAD BEEN FIXED BEFORE HE IMPREGNATED YOUR MOM AND THEN RAN OFF WITH HIS THAI BOYFRIEND

WEIRD. YOU DON'T LOOK THAI.

[NocturnalRob]

WEIRD. YOU DON'T LOOK THAI.

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT. NICE TRY. YOUR INSULTS FAIL. MUCH LIKE YOU.

[CrystalTears]

TAKE IT TO THE TRASH THREAD, YOU FUCKTARDS!

[NocturnalRob]

TAKE IT TO THE TRASH THREAD, YOU FUCKTARDS!

ONE THREAD CANNOT POSSIBLY CONTAIN OUR BANTER!! DAMN YOU, WOMAN!!

[Ignot]

anything goes in the big text thread!!

[Some Rogue]

anything goes in the big text thread!!

Oh really?

[Ignot]

Oh really?

fixed!

[Gelston]

Elefanto esas familio di vejetanta rostro-mamifero qua kontas du jenri : Loxodonta e Elefas ultre mamuto, extinginto de 4000 yara.

Elefanto esas maxim granda landa mamifero. Pos 20 til 22 monata gravideso (maxim longa di landa animalo) yuno pezas 100 kg. Povas vivar til 70 yara. Maxim granda (12.000 kg) elefanto pafabas en Angola ye 1974.

Lua rostro atingas ed kaptas note nutrivo.

Homo uzas femina elefanto ecepte per milito.

[ViridianAsp]

There is a blond in a boat in the middle of a field rowing furiously. Meanwhile, another blond driving down the road next to the field sees the blond in the boat. Furious she pulls her car over on the side of the road and walks to the edge of the field.

She yells to the blond in the boat, "Its blonds like you who make the rest of us look stupid and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!".

[diethx]

Methias made a thread with letters big enough for ParkBandit to read.

How sweet.

LOL, WIN. I WISH I COULD REP YOU BUT I GAVE YOU SOME YESTERDAY! :(

[CrystalTears]

Fuck this thread! After reading it and going back to the rest of the forums, everything looks fucking tiny in comparison. Fuck this thread with a big stick!

[Jorddyn]

I REALLY WISH FONT SIZES WENT TO 11.

/spinal tap

[diethx]

Fuck this thread! After reading it and going back to the rest of the forums, everything looks fucking tiny in comparison. Fuck this thread with a big stick!

Or, this thread is awesome because it dwarfs every other thread, and as a reward you should wrap your giant luscious boobs around it and let it fuck you with its big stick! (really, this thread is awesome)

[Methais]

THIS IS THE LARGE FONT ROOM.

YOU WANT ROOM 12A NEXT DOOR FOR WALL OF TEXT YOU FESTERING GOB.


BULLSHIT! THIS IS ROOM 12A:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=27996

HOLY SHIT I'M AWESOME W000000000000000000T!!!!!1

[CrystalTears]

Or, this thread is awesome because it dwarfs every other thread, and as a reward you should wrap your giant luscious boobs around it and let it fuck you with its big stick! (really, this thread is awesome)That's a fucking great idea!

[Methais]

That's a fucking great idea!

GET CRACKING! AND IT MUST BE RECORDED ON YOUR WEBCAM AND POSTED HERE AND/OR PM'ED TO ME. OR ELSE!!!!

KRANAR WE NEED BIGGER TEXT! HALP US!

[diethx]

Please don't forget to take pics.

edit: FUCK U METHAIS AND YOUR QUICKNESS

[Methais]

Please don't forget to take pics.

edit: FUCK U METHAIS AND YOUR QUICKNESS

THANKS A LOT YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT STUPID JACKALOPE SKIT FROM AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE WITH THAT OTHER GUY FROM FULL HOUSE WHERE HE'D SAY "FAST AS FAST CAN BE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD COMPLETELY ERASED THAT FROM MY MEMORY BUT APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK UP AND MADE ME THINK OF IT SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE EULOGY AT MY FUNERAL AND TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID AND HOW MY DEATH WAS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!11

[diethx]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WALL OF STUPID TEXT YOU BIG CUMWAD!!!!!!!!

AND FINE I'LL GIVE YOUR EULOGY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HOW YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH GOATSE AND I'LL EVEN BRING POSTERS OF DIFFERENT GOATSES YOU'VE POSTED INCLUDING THE REAL ONE AND I'LL MAKE SURE THEY GET PASSED AROUND SO EVERYONE GETS TO SEE THEM SO INSTEAD OF CRYING OVER YOUR DEAD BODY THEY'LL BE CRYING OVER HOW SICK YOU WERE OKAY SICKO?!?!?!?!??!?

[Liagala]

stuff

This is the song that doesn't end...

[RichardCranium]

That's an epic post.

[Methais]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WALL OF STUPID TEXT YOU BIG CUMWAD!!!!!!!!

AND FINE I'LL GIVE YOUR EULOGY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY HOW YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH GOATSE AND I'LL EVEN BRING POSTERS OF DIFFERENT GOATSES YOU'VE POSTED INCLUDING THE REAL ONE AND I'LL MAKE SURE THEY GET PASSED AROUND SO EVERYONE GETS TO SEE THEM SO INSTEAD OF CRYING OVER YOUR DEAD BODY THEY'LL BE CRYING OVER HOW SICK YOU WERE OKAY SICKO?!?!?!?!??!?

NICE TRY BUT I'VE ALREADY ARRANGED FOR GOATSE PRAYER CARDS TO BE HANDED OUT AT MY FUNERAL THEY'RE GOING TO SAY:

OUR FATHER
WHO ART IN HEAVEN
HAS INFORMED US THAT WE NEED A WARNING
SO IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18
OR FIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH OFFENSIVE
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT IT!
AMEN!

I'VE ALSO ARRANGED FOR TUBGIRL TO GIVE YOUR EULOGY AND TO BLESS YOUR COFFIN WITH THE HOLY FOUNTAIN, FOLLOWED BY A LIVE LEMONPARTY PERFORMANCE AFTER YOUR BURIAL!

[CrystalTears]

That's an epic post.Really big text thread... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!

[Moist Happenings]

AND I HIRED THE BAKLA "GIRL" TO PERFORM A STRIP TEASE.

[diethx]

NICE TRY BUT I'VE ALREADY ARRANGED FOR GOATSE PRAYER CARDS TO BE HANDED OUT AT MY FUNERAL THEY'RE GOING TO SAY:

THE GOATSE.CX LAWYER HAS INFORMED US THAT WE NEED A WARNING! SO IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR FIND THIS PHOTOGRAPH OFFENSIVE, PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT IT! AMEN!

I'VE ALSO ARRANGED FOR TUBGIRL TO GIVE YOUR EULOGY AND TO BLESS YOUR COFFIN WITH THE HOLY FOUNTAIN, FOLLOWED BY A LIVE LEMONPARTY PERFORMANCE AFTER YOUR BURIAL!

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL IN YOUR LOGIC SIR BECAUSE AS I'VE ALREADY STATED I'M GOING TO BE CREMATED SO TUBGIRL WILL JUST BE SHOWERING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, NOT ME I ESCAPE THAT BLACKNESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[RichardCranium]

Really big text thread... YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!


THE STORY OF MY LIFE...

WAIT, WHAT?

[Methais]

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL IN YOUR LOGIC SIR BECAUSE AS I'VE ALREADY STATED I'M GOING TO BE CREMATED SO TUBGIRL WILL JUST BE SHOWERING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, NOT ME I ESCAPE THAT BLACKNESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

THAT'S OK THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF EXTRA ROOM IN THE URN TOO FOR A DIRECT TUBGIRL ASSAULT CONSISTING OF TUBGIRL ASS PRESSED FIRMLY UP AGAINST THE OPENING OF THE URN! IN A WAY IT'S LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL MANHATTAN TRANSFER OMG!!!!!!!!1


That's an epic post.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/Bad_Post.jpg

[diethx]

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN URN? HAHAHA MORE FAIL FOR YOU, I'M GOING TO HAVE MY ASHES INJECTED INTO THE SALINE SOLUTION OF BREAST IMPLANTS AND J IS GOING TO GET THEM PUT IN HIS CHEST SO HE'LL STILL HAVE AWESOME BOOBS TO PLAY WITH AFTER I'M GONE!!

[Methais]

YEAH WELL TUBGIRL IS GOING TO BLESS THE FURNACE WHILE YOUR CORPSE IS IN IT BEING BURNT TO A CRISP SO THERE NYAAA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[diethx]

WRONG BECAUSE SHE WON'T KNOW WHERE I'M BEING BURNED BECAUSE IT'LL BE IN A SUPER SECRET OVEN THAT YOUR MOM USES TO BURN PUPPIES. EVEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS AND SHE WON'T TELL YOU AND I'VE ALREADY RESERVED IT FOR WHEN THE DAY COMES.

[CrystalTears]

You people have lost your minds.

Wait... you never had them... nevermind... please continue.

[diethx]

Methais is like retarded poison. He's awesome.

[CrystalTears]

Retarded poison... LOL! I'm so using that.

[Methais]

WRONG BECAUSE SHE WON'T KNOW WHERE I'M BEING BURNED BECAUSE IT'LL BE IN A SUPER SECRET OVEN THAT YOUR MOM USES TO BURN PUPPIES. EVEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS AND SHE WON'T TELL YOU AND I'VE ALREADY RESERVED IT FOR WHEN THE DAY COMES.

OK FINE TUBGIRL IS GOING TO JUST SHOW UP ONE DAY AND GIVE J A CLEVELAND STEAMER SINCE YOU'LL BE INJECTED INTO HIS MANBOOBS YOU CANNOT ESCAPE TUBGIRL'S WRAAAAAAATH AND WITH THAT SAID DARK ELF SORCERERS ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL AND WILL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YOU IF YOU LOOK AT THEM WRONG BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO ARPEE!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LOLRP

[Some Rogue]

NO U

[Methais]

NO U

YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR TEXT REALLY SMALL TO SEE!!!!!1 CTRL - FTW OMG IRONY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

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[Jorddyn]

I think my monitor just broke.

[Sean of the Thread]

Nobody liked my argument clinic reference :(

[wood1559]

Well.....................
You know you make me want to (SHOUT)
Kick my heels up and (SHOUT)
Throw my hands up and (SHOUT)
Throw my head back and (SHOUT)
Come on now (SHOUT)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say-yay-ay-ay-ay (SAY YOU WILL)
Say it right now baby (SAY YOU WILL)
Come On, Come On (SAY YOU WILL)
Say that a youoooo (SAY YOU WILL)

(SAY) Say that you love me (SAY) Say that you need me
(SAY) Say that you want me (SAY) You wanna please me (SAY)

Come on now (SAY)

I still remember, when you used to be 9 years old, yeah
I was a fool for you from the bottom of my soul, yeah-yeah
And now that you've grown up , and old enough to know yeah-yeah
You want to leave me-You want to let me go-

BREAK
I want you to know, I said I want you to now right now
You've been good to me baby, Better than I've been to myself, hey-hey
And if you ever leave me, I don't want nobody else hey hey
I said I want you to know, I said I want you to know right now

You know you make me want to (SHOUT)
Yeah, yeah-Yeah, yeah, yeah alright alright
Come on now, Come on now yeah yeah
Oh all right, Oh all right
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

BREAK
Now wait a minute- I feel a~l~l~l~l~l~l~l right-
Now that I've got my woman- I feel -hey -a~l~l~l~l~l~l~l right-
you been so good to me, you been so good to me

You know you make me want to (SHOUT)
Lift my hands up and (SHOUT)
Throw my hands back and (SHOUT)
Come on now, Come on now (SHOUT)
Come on now, Come on now (SHOUT)
Take it easy(SHOUT),Take it easy(SHOUT)
Take it easy(SHOUT),Take it easy(SHOUT)

A little bit softer now ..
A little bit louder now ....
A little bit louder now...
A little bit louder now...

HEY EY HEY YA!

A little bit louder now...A little bit louder now...
Jump up and shout it now, Jump up and shout it now

[Sean of the Thread]

reminds me of two things:

1)Animal House
2)Buffalo Bills pregaming

[Proxy]

I HAVE A LITTLE DRAEDLE
I MADE IT OUT OF CLAY
AND WHEN IT'S DRY AND READY
DAEDLE I SHALL PLAY

O, DRADLE-DRADLE-DRADLE
I MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY
DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE
WITH DRAEDLE I SHALL PLAY

O, DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE
WITH LEGS SO SHORT AND THIN
DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE-DRAEDLE
FALL OVER THEN I WIN!!

[Methais]

Nobody liked my argument clinic reference :(

BULLSHIT YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THIS POST:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=844483&postcount=44

[diethx]

STUPID STUPID COMCAST HAVING AN OUTAGE FOR 70 HOUSEHOLDS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD AT 2 FREAKING PM AND NOT COMING BACK ON UNTIL NOW. ARHGHHFGHARHAGHHGH!!!!!!

[iJin]

i actually had to move my head back to read some of these fucking posts.

[Drevihyin]

Really big text was originally developed by the Ancient Egyptians for use on the sides of pyramids. Since then, really big text has become quite commonplace.

[Ignot]

Really big text was originally developed by the Ancient Egyptians for use on the sides of pyramids. Since then, really big text has become quite commonplace.

NERD!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Really big text was originally developed by the Ancient Egyptians for use on the sides of pyramids. Since then, really big text has become quite commonplace.

False. Everyone knows that Ancient Egyptians were developed by Aliens.

[ViridianAsp]

False. Everyone knows that Ancient Egyptians were developed by Aliens.

They also created the Mayans, I know it's true, I saw it in the Indiana Jones Movie!

[Stanley Burrell]

MICROSOFT INVENTED ALIENS. BEHOLD MY MIGHTY ALIEN 12-FOOT WINGDING OF INTERSTELLAR GREATNESS

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

MICROSOFT INVENTED ALIENS. BEHOLD MY MIGHTY ALIEN 12-FOOT WINGDING OF INTERSTELLAR GREATNESS

BUT DOES IT BLEND?

[Furrowfoot]

MICROSOFT INVENTED ALIENS. BEHOLD MY MIGHTY ALIEN 12-FOOT WINGDING OF INTERSTELLAR GREATNESS

CLEARLY IT WASN'T MICROSOFT, IT WAS APPLE. THAT'S WHY JEFF GOLDBLUM AND WILL SMITH USED AN APPLE TO UPLOAD THE SHIELD-TAKER-DOWNER VIRUS TO THE ALIEN SHIPS WHEN THEY SAVED US ALL. BLESSED BE AND PRAISE TO THE SAVIORS.

[diethx]

DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT THE CIGARS WILL SMITH AND JEFF GOLDBLUM WERE SMOKING IN THAT SCENE WERE MAGICAL SHAPE-CHANGING NEVERENDING CIGARS? SERIOUSLY. WHEN THEY WERE SITTING IN THE MOTHERSHIP ABOUT TO DROP THEIR BOMB, THE CIGARS WERE SMOKED MORE THAN HALF-WAY. AS THEY WERE FLYING OUT OF THE SHIP, THEY WEREN'T SMOKED HALF-WAY, AND WHEN THEY WERE WALKING ACROSS THE DESERT AT THE END WITH THE JEEP COMING TOWARDS THEM, THEY WERE FULL FUCKING CIGARS AGAIN. I SOMEHOW DOUBT THEY HAD 3 CIGARS APIECE IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME.

[Furrowfoot]

DO NOT QUESTION THE POWERS OF THE SAVIORS, BLESSED BE. THEIR CIGARS WERE WHATEVER SIZE THEY WISHED THEM TO BE, FOR THEY ARE THE ALMIGHTY HEROES OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITHOUT THEM, WE WOULD ALL BE DATA WITH LONG HAIR SPEAKING WITH RASPY VOICES WITH FACES RIDDLED WITH SUCTION MARKS.

[diethx]

THAT'S RETARDED, MMKAY.

[Proxy]

http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo218/jaheron/the.jpg?t=1227417319

[Stanley Burrell]

BUT DOES IT BLEND?

I dunno. And I need help finding out. Plz?


CLEARLY IT WASN'T MICROSOFT, IT WAS APPLE. THAT'S WHY JEFF GOLDBLUM AND WILL SMITH USED AN APPLE TO UPLOAD THE SHIELD-TAKER-DOWNER VIRUS TO THE ALIEN SHIPS WHEN THEY SAVED US ALL. BLESSED BE AND PRAISE TO THE SAVIORS.

I never noticed that. Man, Jeff Goldblum is on Law and Order. Nature will find a way.


DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT THE CIGARS WILL SMITH AND JEFF GOLDBLUM WERE SMOKING IN THAT SCENE WERE MAGICAL SHAPE-CHANGING NEVERENDING CIGARS? SERIOUSLY. WHEN THEY WERE SITTING IN THE MOTHERSHIP ABOUT TO DROP THEIR BOMB, THE CIGARS WERE SMOKED MORE THAN HALF-WAY. AS THEY WERE FLYING OUT OF THE SHIP, THEY WEREN'T SMOKED HALF-WAY, AND WHEN THEY WERE WALKING ACROSS THE DESERT AT THE END WITH THE JEEP COMING TOWARDS THEM, THEY WERE FULL FUCKING CIGARS AGAIN. I SOMEHOW DOUBT THEY HAD 3 CIGARS APIECE IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME.

I. Hated. That. Shit.

Will Smith had to wait 365 days just to rap for a movie soundtrack, too. Unless you caught ID4 with its July 3rd sneak previews.


DO NOT QUESTION THE POWERS OF THE SAVIORS, BLESSED BE. THEIR CIGARS WERE WHATEVER SIZE THEY WISHED THEM TO BE, FOR THEY ARE THE ALMIGHTY HEROES OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITHOUT THEM, WE WOULD ALL BE DATA WITH LONG HAIR SPEAKING WITH RASPY VOICES WITH FACES RIDDLED WITH SUCTION MARKS.

I'm not totally sure where this conversation is going, but the only reason I own a Will Smith CD is because I stole it from a retarded kid when I was 12.


THAT'S RETARDED, MMKAY.

Yes.


http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo218/jaheron/the.jpg?t=1227417319

1a — used as a function word to indicate that a following noun or noun equivalent is definite or has been previously specified by context or by circumstance <put the cat out> b—used as a function word to indicate that a following noun or noun equivalent is a unique or a particular member of its class <the President><the Lord> c—used as a function word before nouns that designate natural phenomena or points of the compass <the night is cold> d—used as a function word before a noun denoting time to indicate reference to what is present or immediate or is under consideration <in the future> e—used as a function word before names of some parts of the body or of the clothing as an equivalent of a possessive adjective <how's the arm today> f—used as a function word before the name of a branch of human endeavor or proficiency <the law> g—used as a function word in prepositional phrases to indicate that the noun in the phrase serves as a basis for computation <sold by the dozen> h—used as a function word before a proper name (as of a ship or a well-known building) <the Mayflower> i—used as a function word before a proper name to indicate the distinctive characteristics of a person or thing <the John Doe that we know wouldn't lie> j—used as a function word before the plural form of a surname to indicate all the members of a family <the Johnsons> k—used as a functon word before the plural form of a numeral that is a multiple of ten to denote a particular decade of a century or of a person's life <life in the twenties> l—used as a function word before the name of a commodity or any familiar appurtenance of daily life to indicate reference to the individual thing, part, or supply thought of as at hand <talked on the telephone> meters—used as a function word to designate one of a class as the best, most typical, best known, or most worth singling out <this is the life><the pill> ; sometimes used before a personal name to denote the most prominent bearer of that name

2a — used as a function word with a noun modified by an adjective or by an attributive noun to limit the application of the modified noun to that specified by the adjective or by the attributive noun <the right answer><Peter the Great> (2)—used as a function word before an absolute adjective or an ordinal number <nothing but the best><due on the first> b (1)—used as a function word before a noun to limit its application to that specified by a succeeding element in the sentence <the poet Wordsworth><the days of our youth><didn't have the time to write> (2)—used as a function word after a person's name to indicate a characteristic trait or notorious activity specified by the succeeding noun <Jack the Ripper>

3a—used as a function word before a singular noun to indicate that the noun is to be understood generically <the dog is a domestic animal> b—used as a function word before a singular substantivized adjective to indicate an abstract idea <an essay on the sublime>

4 — used as a function word before a noun or a substantivized adjective to indicate reference to a group as a whole <the elite>































































SO THERE YOU HAVE IT

[Methais]

I LIKE TURTLES.

[Augie]

This thread is teh ubar thread of d0000000m!!!!111oneoneeleven

p.s. I HATE BEING SICK!

[Warriorbird]

http://www.weather.gov/os/water/tadd/images/turnDrownWarningSign.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.awib.org/content_frames/FedEx%20Logo.jpeg

EDIT: I GOT NOTHIN' ON THAT FLOOD SIGN :(

[Sean of the Thread]

I LIKE TURTLES.


http://www.horribledeath.com/slobblez/images/random/iliketurtles.JPG

[Drunken Durfin]

At last, a thread worthy of my 3840x1024 desktop!

[diethx]

I LOVE MY NICE NEW CLEAN SHOWER CURTAIN, HOWEVER I HATE THE STINKY, HEAVY NEW PLASTIC STENCH THAT HAS PERMEATED THROUGHOUT EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF MY POOR POOR BATHROOM.

[Furrowfoot]

http://www.seascapeproductions.com/whatsnew/TheBump.jpg

MEH. TOO LAZY TO EDIT OUT THE FLAVOR TEXT.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.rintintin.com/StorePics/Large_head_and_horseshoe_with_text.png

^Important.