Sperm Explosion!

[CrystalTears]

Heh, couldn't resist using this title.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

[MaryJane]

" -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Only in Taiwan would they drive a dead whale through the middle of a city.

Imagine us "ugly Americans" reaction if that had happened in the US. There would be more lawsuits than sperm in that whale, for emotional distress, property damages or some other bullshit.

The Taiwan folks? They clean it up. We could learn something from that I suppose.

[Hanksbane]

Thats a nice little surprise to have while walking down the street. mmmm whale spleen! (Do whales even have spleens?)

Not an Ocean Biologist

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by MaryJane
" -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."

Since I read the article, I've been trying to envision a penis as tall as I am, if not more. I still can't. :o

[Hanksbane]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
Only in Taiwan would they drive a dead whale through the middle of a city.

Imagine us "ugly Americans" reaction if that had happened in the US. There would be more lawsuits than sperm in that whale, for emotional distress, property damages or some other bullshit.

The Taiwan folks? They clean it up. We could learn something from that I suppose.

Go asians! I....guess.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by CrystalTearsSince I read the article, I've been trying to envision a penis as tall as I am, if not more. I still can't. :o

Tayre?

(and no, not his penis, just him)

[crazymage]

<<Since I read the article, I've been trying to envision a penis as tall as I am, if not more. I still can't. >>

I know what Michikos gonna be dreaming about tonight.

[HarmNone]

Heh. At least, whales do not have a bone in there like walruses and racoons!:o

HarmNone

[Mint]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. At least, whales do not have a bone in there like walruses and racoons!:o

HarmNone

Anyone else find it hilarious that HarmNone researched whale wangers?

[CrystalTears]

Is that why racoons always look bug-eyed?

[Betheny]

I saw this yesterday.

That's something right out of a shitty cop movie.

[Drew2]

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

How, exactly, do you 'experience' a penis?

Nevermind. Don't answer that.

Also, fuck you Wezas.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Mint
Anyone else find it hilarious that HarmNone researched whale wangers?

Hee! Better than that! I have my very own oosik!:P

HarmNone owns the penis bone of a walrus

[CrystalTears]

And thus coming to the conclusion of why HarmNone is always so level-headed. She always has a bone of her own. OH!

[HarmNone]

Lots of mammals have penis bones. Humans do not. Now, are we happy about this?

Discuss. :D

HarmNone, on the subject of "boners"

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
And thus coming to the conclusion of why HarmNone is always so level-headed. She always has a bone of her own. OH!

Meaning she thinks like a man. Exactly why she is so level headed.

I agree with you Crystal :cool:

[CrystalTears]

Um.. that's so not what I meant. But as long as Anticor is agreeing with me, fine by me.

[Drew2]

ROFL.

I wonder if they make a penis cast for raccoons.

If they break it, I mean.

[Edited on 1-29-2004 by Tayre]

[HarmNone]

Heh. Actually, when tested for "male thinking patterns" vs "female thinking patterns", the test came out dead even. I think in neither a male fashion or a female fashion, exclusively. I decided this probably meant that I do not think at all. :D

HarmNone figures all this thinking is too much like work

[Caiylania]

Now how do you claim that on your car insurance??

[HarmNone]

Racoon penis bones are the longest, as related to the size of the animal, I believe. So, all you guys can give in to that racoon envy you have been sublimating all these years. :D

HarmNone, on mammalian penis envy

[CrystalTears]

Is it me, or is HarmNone rather enthusiastic about this topic? :D

[HarmNone]

Until you have seen the penis bone of a raccoon, and contemplated the comparative overall size of said raccoon, you cannot possibly understand the awe these little creatures inspire! With further consideration, the female of the species becomes even more amazing!:o

HarmNone raises a glass of Bailey's to female raccoons everywhere

*Edited to spell raccoon correctly, dammit*



[Edited on 1-29-2004 by HarmNone]

[Caiylania]

Perhaps she is enjoying teaching the men a thing or to about male anatomy? ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

<<*Edited to spell raccoon correctly, dammit*>>

It's still spelled racoon in your post.

Edited to note that the post was edited again to fix the error.

[Edited on 1-29-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[CrystalTears]

BOB! CUT IT OUT GODDAMNIT!

[HarmNone]

Yes, Bob. Missed one, Bob. Fixed it, Bob. :yawn:

HarmNone, on Bobs

[AkMan]

I am shocked that our resident pagan nun knew so much about the penises of mammals. HN is truly a versatile individual.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Racoon penis bones are the longest, as related to the size of the animal, I believe. So, all you guys can give in to that racoon envy you have been sublimating all these years. :D

HarmNone, on mammalian penis envy

I'm pretty sure I would have a tough time using this line at a bar...

"Hey babe.. trust me.. I'm hung like a racoon."

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Yes, Bob. Missed one, Bob. Fixed it, Bob. :yawn:

HarmNone, on Bobs

Ever notice Bob is one "O" from being a Boob? Or even a Bobo?

[Bobmuhthol]

A lot of people have. They also think they're original by typing boob and then typing "OH LOLZ I MINT BOB HOW CLUMZY OPH KMEE."

Not funny.

[Parkbandit]

LOL.

Bob is a Boob.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Perhaps it is funny to us, Bob. :D

HarmNone figures what goes around comes around

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by AkMan
I am shocked that our resident pagan nun knew so much about the penises of mammals. HN is truly a versatile individual.

Heh. When someone gives you an oosik as a gift, tell me you are not going to start some serious research! :D

HarmNone did

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
I'm pretty sure I would have a tough time using this line at a bar...

"Hey babe.. trust me.. I'm hung like a racoon."

Do not be too sure, Parkbandit. If I were in the bar at the time, you would certainly have my undivided attention...:o

HarmNone